Chapter 241

"Xiao Jun's comments on jet lag: your rottenness is not the rottenness of our audience, but the rottenness of your own bones, which makes me paralyzed."

"Xiao Jun's comment on" beyond two steps ": This is the only film that can let the audience remember who the director is, because only by remembering the name of the director can we never see the film directed by you again!"

"Xiao Jun's comment on Youdao: I can see that the director worked very hard to make this film, but people are not interested in making films, and you are not interested in making films. See you a film, all kinds of urine point, do not know how many men can cure the pain

"Xiao Jun's comment on" 28 Fanghua ": it's hard to imagine that a film has already been evaluated before it's released. Am I blind, or are the critics blind? The films that haven't been shown are at the top of the list. Do you want us to see ghosts? The director of this movie is your father. Why don't you rush to lick it

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From two o'clock in the afternoon, the entire microblog has almost become Xiao Jun's personal speech.

As soon as his micro blog updates, no matter what he writes, there will be hundreds of forwarding immediately.

Some people have even begun to make a collection of film reviews for Xiao Jun.

In the past, some netizens collected their favorite film reviews, including some classic words.

Xiao Jun just found out that they were the same things today.

What's more, every sentence Xiao Jun said is classic. There's no need to extract it. Just copy it down and read it carefully.

Along with the golden list of Chinese film and television, Xiao Jun reviewed all the films from beginning to end.

There are thousands of films and TV plays, not only movies, but also TV plays, documentaries and cartoons. It's not enough to watch them for 100 years.

Everyone can see that Xiao Jun has never seen those films and TV dramas, but he just commented on them.

But no matter what he commented on, netizens just like it and enjoy it more than watching movies.

Today is the darkest day in China's film and television circle. It's also the only time since the launch of China's film and television golden list that it has been hacked. It's also the worst time that it has been hacked. It's unprecedented and will never come!

Xiao Jun really hated this time.

It's more and more poisonous to scold the film, the director and the critics.

It's not that he doesn't know how to restrain himself. It's really what those guys do that people can't restrain themselves.

When I provoked you, you criticized my tuner for nothing.

If I can bear it, I won't be Xiao Jun.

Returning to the page of "golden list of Chinese films" again, Xiao Jun was about to find the next film to shoot. Just then, a knock on the door broke his train of thought.

"Well? Who is it? "

"Xiao Jun, open the door for me

There was a furious voice outside the door. Xiao Jun was so excited that he ran to open the door.

Who else can find him at this time, director Zhang.

After calling Xiao Jun in the morning, director Zhang Mou went to his work. Only when he was busy in the afternoon did he have time to have a look at his mobile phone.

It didn't matter. At that time, Zhang Dao was startled.

Hundreds of missed calls came from a group of old friends in the film and television industry.

Without waiting for director Zhang to reply, a series of messages from microblog attracted his attention.

Click in, read the microblog, Zhang Daoqi general rushed back to the hotel.

"Xiao Jun, you can do it, you can do it!"

"Well? Director Zhang, what happened? "

"Do you mean to ask me? All the good things you did on Weibo! By the way, the movie "28 Fanghua" is directed by me. It will be released in a few days. I'll find a film critic to publicize it in advance. Is that wrong? "

"Ah?"

Hearing this, Xiao Jun was stunned at that time.

I'm so tired that I still have a director's movie after a long time.

Bad, bad, director Zhang is such a famous director, how can other people's films not be on the golden list of Chinese film and television.

"Ah, director Zhang, it's definitely a mistake. I'm going to delete that microblog now!"

"Wait!"

"Well, director Zhang? Don't you need to delete it? "

"No need to delete a fart. I'm here to ask you to delete all the microblogs you sent today. What's the matter with you? I'm eager to take you into the film and television industry. It's good for you. In less than one day, I've offended all the people in the film and television industry. You little boy... "

Before Zhang's words were finished, his mobile phone rang. He took out his mobile phone to see the caller ID, and the great director turned and walked outside.

"Xiao Jun, please delete my microblog quickly. I'm going to wipe your ass, Ma Dan. I'm looking for an apprentice. I'm in trouble! "

Drop this sentence and guide Feng goes out of the door.

But Xiao Jun is to Feng Dao's suggestion, has the reservation to take.Well, you can't say bad things about yourself, but other people, what they say and what they pour out, why should I delete my microblog, unless the film review will delete the words that scold me first.

Sitting back in front of the computer, Xiao Jun immediately sent a microblog.

"Xiao Jun: I'm sorry, everyone. In fact, there are better films in the golden list of Huaxia film and television. Just like Zhang Mou's "28 Fanghua", it is absolutely a classic among the classics, which is worth watching several times. Just now I was wrong. I'll delete that microblog. "

Leaving this sentence behind, Xiao Jun began to rummage through his previous micro blog film reviews.

There are too many microblogs on this day, and he can't remember when the film review was sent out, so he can only stare at the key words.

At the same time, Zhang Dao outside the room, holding his mobile phone, tried to make his voice sound friendly.

"Hello, Lao Fang, why did you call me at this time?"

"Director Zhang, you finally answered my phone. I just ask you, who is Xiao Jun and what is your relationship with him? Why does he bite like a mad dog? "

"Ha ha, this is a misunderstanding. It's not because of that micro movie. Lao Fang, don't take it to heart. I've asked that boy to delete his microblog. Xiao Jun is absolutely a rare talent. He is young and has a little temper.

Well, I'll be a middleman. Let's sit down and have a good chat. Time Er, let's wait for the end of the performance. As you know, Xiao Jun let a group of old revolutionary comrades put him on the stage to perform. During this period, he had to be busy with the Bohai performance. "

Director Zhang Mou deserves to be a mature man. First he said there was a misunderstanding, and then he talked about Xiao Jun's going to the Bohai performance.

I believe the people in the film review meeting will have a good idea of Xiao Jun's relationship with the revolutionaries of the older generation. No matter how angry he is, he will have a good idea of it.

Sure enough, the other end of the phone pondered for a moment before talking again.

"OK, director Zhang, I'll see your face. I'll suppress the mood of the film review meeting. When Mr. Fang, Mr. Fang, the boy has tweeted again. This time, it's even worse! "

Before he finished his last sentence on the other end of the line, he was interrupted by a shout. Feng Dao only heard a confused voice coming from the microphone. After a long time, the old man spoke again. It's just that the attitude of the other side has completely changed.

"Director Zhang, tell Xiao Jun that our film review will be endless. There's him without us, there's us without him! "

With a bang, the phone hung up and director Zhang Mou was at a loss.

Wait a minute. Just now, it seems that Xiao Jun has tweeted again. What did the boy tweet?

With doubts in his heart, Zhang Dao opened the microblog application on his mobile phone.

"Xiao Jun micro blog: ah, I found the film review of" 28 Fanghua ". Take back what I said just now, I'll say how could the film review I sent be wrong. Did you just say that "28 Fanghua" was on the list before it was released. These critics are really good at licking. Big director's film, they are busy to list, I am a new person even have no chance to comment. OK, let them lick. Let's see how many directors in China let them lick. I wish they lick all over the world

Seeing this micro blog, Zhang Dao's heart was filled with evil fire. He turned around and kicked open the door.

In the room, Xiao Jun is smiling at the computer. He is startled by the sound of kicking the door. He turns around and sees Zhang Dao's angry face.

"Ah, director Zhang, what are you going to do? Calm down, calm down

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Another morning, Xiao Jun slowly opened his eyes from his sleep.

All day yesterday, he was thoroughly scolded.

But after scolding, the result is a little unbearable.

The whole film and television industry has put him on the blacklist, and even hearsay has come out that "China Film and television golden list" has put an end to everything related to Xiao Jun all his life.

It's too bad. I bet with director Feng and director Zhang before. One of the bets is that the micro film "tuner" is on the top of the golden list of Chinese film and television.

Now, it's No. 1, nothing.

Lying on the bed, Xiao Jun looks at the ceiling again. He just feels that he is not going well recently.

I went back to Xucheng on the way. I didn't have a rest, so I killed myself.

The documentary, which was promised to be made, turned out to be in the bag of the two bullshit directors of Xucheng TV station.

As soon as the high expectations of the micro film were shown, it was demoted to nothing, and finally there was no chance to be on the list.

Did the bad luck of the last life last to the present?

Do you want a "lucky fruit" from the system?

I think so, but Xiao Jun has asked before that "lucky fruit" is a bug. No matter at any time, the system will not exchange it. It can only be a reward given under special circumstances.Therefore, it is impossible to exchange ten or twenty lucky fruits and make a wish at home every day. However, as I heard from the system, there is something similar to the effect of "lucky fruit".

What was it again?

As soon as he thought about it, he would call the system, but without waiting for a sound in his mind, a knock on the door interrupted his thought.

"Xiao Jun, come out for me!"

The voices of director Feng and director Zhang were heard outside the door at the same time.

Xiao Jun just wants to die on the pillow.

How nice of you to knock on the door with two beauties in the early morning. Why do you knock on two old men!