Chapter 261

"Once upon a time, there was a man who had a strange disease, which is the kind of disease that only men have. Do you understand?

For this, the man's wife is going to divorce him.

He had no choice but to go to the hospital. After the doctor knows his condition, he should know his condition.

Show him the little yellow book. No way.

I can't show him a small picture book.

It's no use showing him a little movie.

The doctor was about to collapse. At this time, a nurse came to deliver the case to the doctor.

As a result, as soon as the nurse bent down, the man immediately had a reaction.

When the doctor saw this, he said, "OK, I know how to treat you. I'll bring your wife tomorrow.".

The next day, the man took his wife to the hospital. After leaving the hospital, the couple will live happily together.

Do you know what's going on? "

In the lounge of TIANLIAN Grand Theater, Xiao Jun lies on the sofa and says such a passage.

The little nurse, who was bandaging him, heard that her cheeks were flushed, but she could not help but asked in a soft voice, "what's the matter? Didn't she mean to treat the man? Why did she take his wife to the hospital?"

"Because his wife is an airport, not as big as a nurse. The doctor asked the man to take his wife to the hospital for breast augmentation surgery. Ha ha ha... "

"Xiao Jun, you are shameless

In the rest room, accompanied by Xiao Jun's evil laughter, the little nurse angrily scolded and turned to leave.

Xiao Jun, who is willing to let go such a beautiful sister, quickly straightens her face.

"Sister nurse, don't go. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'll tell you another story. I promise it's serious. "

"I won't listen!"

"No, I don't know how long it will take to wait here. Just take it as if you are chatting with me. Listen, I said

Xiao Jun finally finds some fun and starts to tell the next story in a hurry.

The little nurse wanted to leave, but director Feng told her to keep an eye on Xiao Jun, and she had to stay.

"Once upon a time, there was a man who had a toothache and was dying of it.

There was no way, so the man went to the hospital to have his teeth extracted.

The doctor who extracted the tooth smashed it with a hammer and used an electric drill, but he couldn't get the broken tooth off.

Finally, there was no way, so the doctor found a rope to tie the bad tooth, and told the man not to move until the doctor came back.

Then the doctor left.

After a while, a beautiful little nurse came in.

The little nurse went to the back of the patient and said a word. The broken tooth fell out immediately.

Sister nurse, do you know what's going on? "

The little nurse didn't want to listen to Xiao Jun's speech, but who knew that Xiao Jun's second story aroused her curiosity. She couldn't help blinking her big eyes and asked, "what's the matter? How can I say that I lost my teeth in a word?"

"Hey, hey. The nurse said, sir, I want to change clothes here. You are not allowed to peek. On hearing this, the patient looked up at the back and pulled down the tooth. Ha ha ha... "

There was another vicious laugh. The little nurse was so angry.

"Xiao Jun, you rascal, is that the serious story you're telling? You, you, you, I ignore you! "

While talking, Xiao Jun stops laughing.

"Sister nurse, don't go! I'm wrong. I can't change it. I'll tell you another story. This time, it's a very serious fairy tale

Swearing to leave the nurse, Xiao Jun said: "once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit lost his way in the woods."

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Xiao Jun is in the rest room, teasing the little nurse. The atmosphere outside the rest room is not as harmonious as he is here.

Originally, the people of the Korean embassy were in high spirits. Under the leadership of the relevant departments of Huaxia, they came to TIANLIAN Grand Theater.

When I heard that the actors who took part in the international show were called by the country first.

Can they just give up? On the spot, they began to clamor for a reasonable explanation from Huaxia.

Huaxia's relevant responsible leaders are also big. The last time they beat Japanese stars, it just stopped. How come Korean stars were beaten this time.

Is fighting popular in the entertainment circle now?

With such questions, they found Feng Dao, and finally heard that the person who hit others was Xiao Jun, and these leaders made a big circle again.

It's Xiao Jun again. The last time this guy made trouble, they were forced to clean up the mess.

This time there are still troubles. What good results can be achieved? It's likely that they are forced to clean up the mess.These leaders are too lazy to go to Xiao Jun and report the situation.

What should we do if we don't report to Xiao Jun.

At this time, director Feng smilingly threw out a video. When the leaders saw the video, they laughed. Quickly take the video, go to speak with Gao Liguo's people.

What's that video?

Xiao Jun is in the door of the Grand Theater, let song Zhongcheng's bodyguard to push a video rolling down the stairs. This video is not long, that is, dozens of seconds. It ends when Xiao Jun yells "I'm ok, rehearsal is important".

But such a little information has been enough to talk with the Koryo gang for several hours.

A conflict is about to disappear. Many stars who pay attention to the development of the situation have a strong curiosity about Xiao Jun.

Yu Huan, the godfather of music, had the longest contact with director Feng. He quietly went backstage to ask Xiao Jun about his identity.

Those sopranos and Sopranos are old acquaintances with elder sister Yu Hong, who is a folk singer. They secretly ask about Xiao Jun's origin.

Qin Yue, the first person of Chinese rock and roll, and Li Qian, an old cross-talk artist, are Gu Jiu, asking about Xiao Jun's deeds.

All of a sudden, all the stars who took part in the performance of the Bohai ship report were hot to communicate with each other.

There are many people who are busy with their work and pay little attention to things on the Internet.

There are also many people, even if they pay attention to some news, at the beginning, they did not associate Xiao Jun with the image of the creator of "tuner" and the first ordinary person of Huaxia on the aircraft carrier.

Now after communication, I found that Xiao Jun had already appeared in their field of vision, but this time he used a very domineering appearance to make them fully understand this man.

For a moment, Xiao Jun, a brilliant and distinctive guy, has deeply rooted in the minds of all the stars.

This makes Xiao Jun, who is boring to cut his nails in the rest room, feel like he is in an illusion.

"Ding, the host image is remembered by 108 performing stars, and the system rewards 108 star honor points."

I'm a good boy. The sudden system prompt made Xiao Jun feel energetic. What happened? Could the nurse sister go out and publicize "Xiao Jun is a hooligan" so that the big stars can remember him.

It's not surprising that Xiao Jun has such a wonderful idea. Just now, after he told the fairy tale of the little white rabbit, the nurse sister really left with a big curse, and she never listened to Xiao Jun say anything.

As soon as the little nurse left, so many stars came out. It's hard for Xiao Jun not to think of two things together.

The growth of honor value only needs relevant people to know and remember Xiao Jun. But in order to complete the task of the system, we must also make relevant people willing to cooperate with Xiao Jun.

This is the reason why the honor value has risen so much, but the progress of the "Ta Ge Xing" task has no response at all.

Xiao Jun sums up that if this rogue image is remembered by other people's big stars, who is willing to cooperate with him in the future? It's impossible to complete the task.

With such a deep worry, he stopped cutting his nails and hurried out of the lounge to see what was going on outside.

As soon as he went out, he heard a conversation coming from another open door lounge.

"The cowardly waste of Japan, the warriors of our great Korean nation, can scare you dizzy. It's disgusting of you!"

"Damn Korean, why didn't Xiao Jun kill you just now? If I kill you, that boy will come to no good end. It's definitely the most wonderful thing in the world! "

"Waste!"

"Asshole!"

Listen to the voice, it seems that these two people have been scolding for a long time, this did not say a few words, you can hear the voice of moistening the throat with drinking water.

Xiao Jun is more curious. He scolds so badly that he hasn't started fighting yet. Who is so wonderful.

Thinking of this, he quickly approached and quietly poked his head in the lounge.

Inside, song Zhongcheng and tianyejianzhong sit on two sofas and chairs with several bodyguards beside them.

And the two continued to scold after drinking water. They just spoke with friendly expressions and held out their hands from time to time.

"Waste in tianyejian, I heard that you are with MS. nvyoucang. It's nice to be green headed by countless people, isn't it? "

"Asshole song Zhongcheng, I heard that you have many fans in Korea who advise you to have sex change surgery. Is it because you are not a man enough?"

When they said such vicious words, they could treat each other politely.

After Xiao Jun's astonishment, he immediately understood.

By the way, these two guys can't understand each other's language. They scold and laugh at each other. How can they not count me in such a happy game.

As soon as he thought about it, he coughed and walked in.

"Hey, guys, I'm going to judge a fight between two dogs!"Xiao Jun's appearance makes the atmosphere in the room tense, but this guy's face is full of smiles and bows.

He scolded his ancestors all over the world, but the atmosphere in the room soon eased down.

At this time, those Chinese leaders, Koreans, and Japanese consulates who came to visit Japanese mascots, who failed to negotiate for this emergency, happened to come here.

When they hear Xiao Jun shouting "c your ancestors 18 generations", but see song Zhongcheng and tianyejianzhong smile and nod, what a great leader feels that his world outlook is about to collapse.

No one is willing to break the friendly and harmonious atmosphere. Until director Feng shows up and sees that Xiao Jun is still doing things here, he kicks Xiao Jun's ass at that time, and then the farce is completely resolved.

Only this time, Xiao Jun not only got a lot of attention from many stars, but also many leaders had a strong interest in him.

One can be understood as the strange interest of "laughing and crying" when it comes to this person.

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