Before Xiao Jun came to power, he had already thought about what he would do.
Beating people? call sb names?
These are too small to be on the big table. He is here today to convince people by virtue and reason.
"Miss Ling, do you have any palpitations in your heart about what I said just now? It's up to you to decide which nationality you want to join and what path you want to take in life. I'm not good at commenting. I just want to correct some of what you just said.
Before coming to the dinner party, Mr. Ning, Minister of Chinese culture, said this.
For those who leave China, China is not the burial ground of their talents, but the fertile land for them to grow up forever.
Miss Ling, you don't have to retort. You just have to think about it.
When you were in China, you were a star in the spotlight. But when you go abroad, you are a translator whose full name is unknown.
It's up to you to decide what's right and what's wrong! "
Throw down this sentence, Xiao Jun steps to frighten the stage.
Ling's face turned red and white.
The majority of netizens on the Internet, after being stirred up by Ling on stage full of depression, finally found a reasonable vent.
"Well, I wanted to scold just now. This woman, she thought that joining the US empire would make her life better. I'm afraid it's not a fart in foreign countries now. "
"Xiao Jun is right. How can the cultural environment of foreign countries compare with that of China? A good actor becomes a translator. Thanks to this woman, she said, "it's good to go abroad!"
"There must be something hateful about those who adore foreign things."
"Let the girl go down quickly. I don't want to see her."
The words of netizens are displayed in the comment area. If it's face-to-face communication, I'm afraid Ling has been drowned by saliva.
But even if she can't hear the curse, she has collapsed and stepped down quickly with her face covered.
In a trance, he accidentally stepped on the air and fell to the ground.
When everyone looked at her again, there was only pity and disgust in their eyes. When she returned to the previous seat, Miss Lucy even sentenced him to death.
"Ling, after the party, you can go back by yourself. I have informed the company to change me to a more competent translator. "
For a moment, Ling was totally disillusioned.
On the stage, with old man green stepping down, the moderator was finally able to sum up the whole event.
This is the end of a live banquet.
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"Brother Xiaojun, you are so good. That song" see and don't see "is very good. I have asked my sister to write it down for me and stick it on the head of the bed. Let this poem accompany me to do the operation together. "
"Ha ha, sister Lingrong, just like it. Well, give your sister the phone and I'll have a word with her. "
In the room of TIANLIAN Hotel, Xiao Jun receives a call from Shen Lingrong's younger sister in Northeast China.
It was this call that made Xiao Jun remember that he had been away from the northeast for almost a month, but he seldom contacted Shen Lingshan.
In the final analysis, it's all the people who have been married, met their parents and mentioned their relationship. They didn't contact each other for a month, but they only met in a dream.
Holding a mobile phone and listening to the soft voice coming from the opposite side, Xiao Jun can't help recalling all kinds of things after meeting Shen Lingshan for the first time.
In particular, the sentence "send me to the bathroom" still makes him feel hot and dry.
"Xiao Jun, when are you going to see Lingrong again?"
"Ah? I'll be there in a few days. After the performance of the aircraft carrier, I'll be fine. I'll see you at the first time. Er, I'll see you and Lingrong. "
"Well. OK, I'll wait for you
A gentle "I wait for you" makes Xiao Jun's heart wave.
Knowing that the phone hung up, the guy still held his cell phone, thinking about what might happen after meeting Lingshan.
As for men, when their mood is relaxed, they can't stop thinking.
"I wipe, calm down, calm down, must calm down!"
The more uncomfortable he was, the more Xiao Jun wanted to release himself. But now, where can he release himself in such a place?
"Do you want to find a temporary girlfriend?"
Just said to calm down, the result turned around to think of a temporary girlfriend, Xiao Jun's impulse in the heart more can't suppress.
"To tell you the truth, after rebirth, I have money, but I haven't enjoyed my life. Forget it, no matter, call on Qiangzi to have a hi! "
Impulse suppresses rationality. Xiao Jun jumps out of bed, picks up his mobile phone and dials Li Qiang while walking out.
But as soon as I opened the door, I saw a beautiful girl with blonde hair and blue eyes standing in front of the door. She was about to raise her hand and knock on the door.
"Ah, Miss Lucy?"
It was Lucy, the beautiful queen singer, who appeared in front of the door.
Also did not expect the door will suddenly open, Lucy was startled, hurried out of a step.Wait to see is Xiao Jun, Meidi girl don't know why suddenly blush.
"Hello, Xiao."
"Ah, Hello, hello."
Xiao Jun reaches out his hand subconsciously. Suddenly he thinks that it's not a gentleman to shake hands with the lady. Then he wants to take back his arm.
Who knows Lucy is also stretched out a hand.
With a gentle grip, the soft touch makes Xiao Jun feel crisp.
Uncle, I haven't touched a woman for a long time!
Ah? No, it seems that not long ago I made a scene with quwei beauty and got a kiss.
Wow, that's Qu Wei who only wears underwear. Her figure, especially the view of her chest when she leans down.
Tut tut.
But he shook hands with Lucy. As a result, Xiao Jun's mind drifted out thousands of miles. It was only when Lucy's voice sounded again that his reverie was interrupted.
"Xiao? Xiao
"Ah, Miss Lucy, you..."
"Xiao, I'm sorry to disturb you so late. I'm here to thank you for letting me know the real face of that Ling. "
"Oh, you're welcome. You're welcome."
Xiao Jun waved repeatedly, but Lucy didn't seem to understand what he said and frowned slightly.
This is embarrassing. Before, Xiao Jun put on a master's demeanor that can understand more than 20 languages, but now he really can't even communicate in normal English.
Xiao Jun tries to search for the English word "you are welcome" in his mind, but Lucy smiles.
"Xiao, I see. You must be like the song you sang. I hope the whole world can speak Chinese. That's why you don't use other languages to communicate with others, right? Well, men with principles are the most attractive. You are much better than those who don't know much English but just communicate with others in English. "
"Er..."
"Xiao, I will find a Chinese teacher to teach me Chinese and communicate with you in Chinese."
Unexpectedly, the girl in front of him found such a suitable reason for Xiao Jun.
Xiao Jun nodded blankly, and then he wondered, this girl came to my brother, just to thank me for her translation?
Heart is wondering, suddenly heard the stairs not far away from the corner there came a gentle call.
"Miss Lucy, where are you?"
As the voice came, Lucy in front of her changed her face and stepped forward.
"Xiao, I like your song" my heart is forever ". You said that you would make the love story about that song into a movie in the future. If I can, I want to hear that love story and cooperate with you. You are an excellent Chinese actor. Your "tuner" is very good. I'll wait for you in Meidi. "
With these words, Lucy gently tiptoed, left a kiss on Xiao Jun's face, and then quickly walked toward the stairway.
It seems that Lucy's agent came from there. At last, they found Lucy, but they didn't know what they said. They walked down the stairs and left.
However, before going down the stairs, Lucy ran to Xiao Jun and blew a kiss.
I wipe, brother, is this a forced kiss from a foreign girl?
Touching the place where Lucy's lips are imprinted on his face, Xiao Jun thinks of the classic film Titanic for no reason. When he thinks of the film, he unconsciously thinks of the bridge section in which Jack painted for Lucy.
"It seems that this Lucy is a little thinner than that one. Do you really want to invite her to make that movie? If so, who will Jack play? Why don't you put on your make-up, and then we'll go to the car Hey, hey, hey
I don't know what's wrong. Xiao Jun's brain just doesn't listen to that aspect of things. He only feels more uncomfortable when Lucy is so agitated.
Forget it, I can't stand it!
Find a temporary girlfriend today.
Thinking of this, Xiao Jun closed the door and called Li Qiang.
"Hello, where is it, Qiangzi?"
"Ah? I'm in a meeting. I have to host the live broadcast of Xiao Long's video network tomorrow. "
"What's the host? What time is the meeting? The staff don't have a rest. After the meeting, let's go out and have a hi! "
"Hi, what?"
"Brother, please take care of yourself! Ha ha ha... "
Xiao Jun's laughter at the moment is as obscene as it is obscene. He strides downstairs. He thought Li Qiang would gladly attend the appointment, but after two seconds of silence, Li Qiang roars.
"Brother Jun, are you crazy! At this time, you don't see what's going on. "
"Big health care, depends on the situation?"
"Damn, my brother, you are a public figure and a star now! Tonight, in such a tight place as TIANLIAN Hotel, there are paparazzi to take pictures of you. If you go out, I don't know how many people surround you! If you let those paparazzi take photos of your health care and put them on the Internet, you won't have to wait for tomorrow, and you will be informed that you won't have to attend tomorrow's performance tonight! ""Ah?"
"Don't worry, brother Jun. I'll be calm for a while. When the show is over, you can go crazy. Go to bed as soon as possible. I have to have a meeting! "
Hang up the phone, Li Qiang's words, like a basin of cold water poured on Xiao Jun's head.
Yes, it seems that his current status really needs to say goodbye to the big health care.
Just closed the door, not to the stairs, Xiao Jun depressed to open the door back to the room.
No way. Go to sleep.
But always thinking about that kind of thing in my heart, how can I sleep.
I don't know how long I've been tossing about in bed. Xiao Jun finally can't stand it.
"No matter, find five girls!"
Hard to sit down this decision, Xiao Jun stretched out his hand into the bed, who knows just put the heart of the mood lit up, suddenly a knock on the door, let five girls also leave him.
"It's so late, who is it?"
The knock on the door is more and more urgent. Xiao Jun opens the door with a black face.
In front of the door, Ning Xiaolan, who doesn't eat people's fireworks, wears pajamas and looks anxious.
"Xiao Jun, can you come to my room?"