"Didi, Didi Drop, drop... "
"Asshole, hurry to die, honk what horn!"
"What's wrong? I can't see. The front is blocked! "
"It's great to drive a car of the Chinese consulate brand? Honk the horn again, believe it or not
Who knows what's going on in Miyagi Prefecture? There was a traffic jam on the road before six o'clock in the morning.
Xiao Jun honked his horn with all his life. Instead of making the car move forward a little bit, it attracted countless people around him.
As time goes by, Xiao Jun is so anxious that he can't wait for the car under his ass to fly.
However, this Japanese car seems to have no deformation function. Instead, the horn sounds constantly, calling the Japanese traffic police.
A motorcycle with a siren came near, and the traffic police knocked on the window glass to signal Xiao Jun to open the window.
Uncle, when is it? You Japanese traffic police are still so responsible. I thank you for the Japanese people!
The window pulled down a crack, Xiao junchong that Japanese traffic police raised his hand, lost a middle finger.
At that time, the traffic police were stunned, and the next moment they heard the car engine roar. Xiao Jun hit the steering wheel, drove a car in front of him, drove directly onto the sidewalk, and galloped along the route displayed by the mobile phone navigation.
"Are you stupid, Xiao Jun? Do you think you are stupid? When you are so nervous, what traffic rules do you obey?"
"Your uncle's son of a bitch, who works in the city center and lives so far away!"
"I NIMA, that traffic police how so persistent, you follow elder brother to follow addiction is not!"
"Quli, who asked you to come to Japan to pick up liuxixi? Where did you pick up liuxixi? If something happens to liuxixi, I'll tear down the whole jade financial group when I go back
While driving to the destination, Xiao Jun smashes the steering wheel and swears.
He has been extremely nervous now. He has lived for decades in his last life, but he has been living in the safest Jiangdong Province in China. Let alone the tsunami, he has never seen a flood.
This time, he had a premonition that he was going to be in direct contact with an unpredictable catastrophe. He didn't know how to ease his inner emotions. He could only scold himself, the Japanese and everything he should or shouldn't scold like a psychopath.
Time passed quietly in his constant curse. When he finally arrived at the destination displayed on the mobile navigation, he saw a guy in Japanese police uniform walking out of the courtyard of the roadside house from a distance.
Yes, it should be him!
A hard step on the accelerator, the car pulled a sharp whistle, rushed past. Then there was the screech of the tire rubbing against the surface.
A beautiful drifting tail flick of the car just stopped next to the guy in the police uniform.
The other side was shocked by the sudden scene, so that his legs softened on the spot and collapsed to the ground.
"I wipe, you TM or police, so timid? Forget it, you can't understand me even if I scold you. I ask you, do you know this person or not? "
Xiao Jun swearing underground station in front of each other, raised his hand to light out his mobile phone.
On the mobile phone, it is the photo of Liu Xixi that he just found in the microblog.
Xiao Jun knew that he couldn't communicate with the Japanese. He could only communicate by looking at pictures.
Who knows, the other party didn't pay any attention to the photos on the mobile phone. After the initial panic, he saw the traffic police motorcycles coming after him. The so-called chief of the police immediately got up.
"I don't care who you are, you have to pay for what you just did! If you drive to intercept a public official, you're going to jail Ah, ah
The director didn't finish saying a word, but he was paralyzed by a cold muzzle.
"I'll let you compete blindly. You can compete again, again!"
A water gun frightens the other side. Xiao Jun kicks the other side. Then he turns the muzzle of the gun and points to the traffic policeman who just jumped off the motorcycle.
Now, the traffic police are stupid.
After chasing for more than half an hour, I wanted to issue a ticket. Who knows, I finally saw the scene of the chief police officer being kicked at the top of his gun.
Who are you going to argue with.
The traffic police stood in the same place and did not dare to move. They bowed their heads and called for support to the walkie talkie on their shoulders.
Xiao Jun had no time to deal with the traffic police. He turned back again and put his gun on the head of the director.
"I ask you if you know this woman. Look at the pictures, look at the pictures on my cell phone! "
I don't know if director Dai can understand what Xiao Jun said. Anyway, he understood Xiao Jun's actions, and then he focused on the photo displayed on the mobile phone screen.
A moment later.
"Oh, I know, I know, it's Qu Lijun's woman."
"Yes, I do? No, wipe your uncle's, Qu Lijun's woman, it's Laozi's Wipe, you don't understand. I ask you, where is she? "Xiao Jun is a play, the director after a long period of confused force, finally revealed a sudden realization of the expression.
"Oh, you're asking where she is, aren't you?"
"That's right, that's right."
"I don't know."
“……”
Xiao Jun is still nodding excitedly. The director's words immediately made his mood drop to the bottom.
"I don't know. What are you doing! Oh, oh, NIMA is big. Do you know if I beat you? Do you know if I kick you little Dingding? "
"Oh, stop fighting, stop fighting, I really don't know where she is. I only heard that Qu Lijun is going to take her to Tokyo early this morning to fly back to China! "
"Early this morning?"
Hearing the words of the director general, Xiao Jun came to the spirit at that time.
Liu Xixi left early this morning, so she did stay in Miyagi Prefecture last night. The waiting of this night is worth it!
I just hope that they can leave this land of right and wrong as soon as possible, and now they are on their way to Tokyo.
By the way, maybe we can get through to Liu Xixi at this time.
In an instant, several thoughts are turned in his mind. Xiao Jun takes out his mobile phone and dials out Liu Xixi's number.
"Du..."
"Ah, yes, yes, liuxixi is on!"
"Hello?"
"Liuxi, where are you now?"
"Xiao Jun? Why are you calling so early Oh, don't touch me. I'm calling. "
A word didn't finish, listen to Liu Xi Xi there to send out a soft light call. Hearing this sound, Xiao Jun was crisp all over, and then he stood up like a rooster preparing for battle.
"Liuxixi, who are you with and who is touching you?"
"Xiao Jun, what's your attitude! Who am I with? Do I need to report to you? I'm lying in the same bed with a handsome Japanese boy. Can you manage it? "
"Liuxi
Xiao Jun roared at the mobile phone microphone, and immediately startled the two people nearby.
The director is secretly getting up, ready to take advantage of Xiao Jun do not pay attention to run away, the result of a roar, he sat down on the ground.
The traffic police also walked forward cautiously, ready to meet their director. As a result, they saw Xiao Jun waving the water pistol because of his anger. At that time, they were scared to retreat to the side of the motorcycle.
Xiao Jun did not know that in the eyes of the Japanese police, he had become a violent terrorist. After roaring at the mobile phone microphone, I didn't know what to say. Suddenly, I heard a smile coming from the opposite side.
"Yo, our handsome Xiao Jun is jealous. I can smell the vinegar from so far away. Liu Xixi, I don't dare to touch you any more. If Xiao Jun gets angry and kills me, who can I talk to. You are delicate and tender. Let's leave it to Xiao Jun. Ha ha... "
"Hufei! What nonsense are you talking about? I'll leave it to no one and I won't leave it to Xiao Jun
"Really? Then you said who held me last night and called Xiao Jun's name all the time? "
"You Huffy, I'll beat you to death, a little bitch with an elbow going out
The voice of two women's brains comes from scratching their heads on the phone. Xiao Jun's angry heart suddenly calms down.
Yeah, liucici's been with huffy all the time.
Two girls will probably sleep in the same bed.
I'll go. It's a shame. What did you do just now. Who does liuxixi sleep with? What does it have to do with brother.
Xiao Jun only felt relaxed, but then he became nervous again.
Wipe, now all what time, still tube Liu Xi Xi who sleep with why!
"Liuxi, where are you. Tell me where you are, and I'll find you now! "
"Xiao Jun, I'm in Japan. Where can you find me?"
"I'm in Japan, too. I'm in Miyagi Prefecture. Time is running out. Please tell me where you are."
"Well? Xiao Jun, have you come to Japan? When are you coming... "
"Wipe, you silly woman, I want you to tell me where you are, don't talk nonsense!"
Xiao Jun yelled at his mobile phone again. Liu Xixi over there might have been frightened. He was stunned for several seconds before he said timidly, "we are in thistle..."
"Thistle grass", the last two words Liu Xixi said to Xiao Jun.
Xiao Jun didn't even know what "extreme" and "grass" meant that the whole world would be dark.
The earth trembles and the sky is dark.
A force of resistance came from the ground, throwing Xiao Jun into the air, the director and traffic police into the air, motorcycles and cars into the air.
Mother earth seems to be tired of what she carries at this moment, turning her silent anger into the power to shake the mountains and rivers, and throwing away everything she can throw from her people.Xiao Jun only felt that he had completely lost his control over his body. His mobile phone got rid of him and flew away. When he was in mid air, he fell to the ground, and then he was bounced up and fell again.
I don't know how long it lasted.
When Xiao Jun fell dizzy and his bones were about to be scattered, the whole world was suddenly quiet for a second.
A second later, the ground cracked, houses collapsed, screams, collisions, explosions and so on.
Xiao Jun finally realized that the earthquake was coming.
He arrived 20 minutes ahead of what he knew and expected.