"I went. Is this the combination of ability and luck in legend?"
"To win a competition can win a prize, and to draw a lottery at random can also win a prize. I don't know how to describe my admiration for brother Jun in my heart."
"Well, this is a little out of order, isn't it? There is no lucky draw
"Who says it's against the rules? There's no rule that you're not allowed to smoke yourself. Besides, when Xiao Jun writes couplets, he is a contestant. When he doesn't write couplets, he is an audience. Everyone has a share in the lottery. He's not the organizer. Why don't he give awards? "
"Look, see what the organizers say."
In the comment area of network TV station, the netizens who saw the scene just now have already commented crazy.
No one would have thought that Xiao Jun's lucky draw was his own.
The scene of the party is also a bit chaotic, we hope to have another chance to draw, but I'm really sorry to let Xiao Jun spit out the prize.
After all, it's someone else's luck. Who can blame you for your bad luck.
Soon, the staff of the organizer, that is, Jiangdong provincial TV station, ran to the stage and whispered to the host, and then everyone knew the result.
"Dear audience friends, I have presided over the Mid Autumn Festival gala for six years. It's the first time that the lucky draw just happened. I have to say that Mr. Xiao Jun is very lucky. The event planning team admits that the lottery result is valid! Please join me in giving warm applause to Mr. Xiao Jun, who is full of luck
"Wow..."
There was a lot of applause at the scene, and everyone accepted this fact, because it can't be greasy at all. Xiao Jun is not from Taiwan Province. When the staff of another provincial TV station come across this situation, everyone must be making a lot of noise at the moment.
In the warm applause, Xiao Jun came back to his seat with two ultra-thin notebooks in his arms and stuffed things into Xiao Zhou's arms.
"Xiao Zhou, here you are. You can be a cow and a horse for me in the future."
"Brother Jun, I love you so much. I love you so much!"
"Aside, I don't like men. Leave these words to your little girlfriend."
He kicked Zhou Yu far away. Xiao Jun turned his head and looked to the other side. Editor Wei and sister Hua both gave Xiao Jun a thumbs up, but Hu Fei didn't look at him straight.
"Hey, I said, big beauty Hu, do you see? I've got it back. It's still double!"
"Hum, it's only the first round. You are so bold that you can get the prize behind you."
"Well, you'll see."
Xiao Jun and Hu Fei are just like two young people who have quarreled. If they don't agree, they turn their heads to both sides. That scene is not to mention how funny.
……
When Xiao Jun and Hu Fei turned their heads to both sides, they were in the office building of Xucheng TV station hundreds of kilometers away.
After careful examination, the firefighters finally determined that it was all man-made arson cases.
Fortunately, the fire-fighting facilities in the building are complete. Otherwise, in the dry season of autumn, a big fire will burn up, and I really don't know what a disaster it will cause.
The leaders of the Ministry of culture of Xucheng listened to the report of the firefighters. They were shocked and angry. They couldn't help looking at the man sitting on the ground in the corner of the corridor.
Lao Xu, the director of the agricultural channel, is not like a normal person at the moment. He holds the lighter in his hand and presses down the fire. However, he mumbles "why can't it be lit", then releases his finger and presses down again.
So over and over again, Lao Xu is really crazy.
The leaders of the Ministry of culture frowned and had no mind to deal with this madman.
"Everyone, do everything possible to contact the people of Xucheng TV station. I want all the staff of Xucheng TV station to show up in front of me tonight. I can't do without one. I'll wait as long as it's too late! "
"Yes, leader!"
These people immediately call separately. Maybe it's the sleepless night of Xucheng TV station tonight.
……
In the people's Hall of the provincial capital, after the first round of couplet activities, there are several performances. This is also a move that the people of Provincial Taiwan have worked hard to come up with.
I don't think our program is good-looking and I don't want to stay as an audience. OK, just leave, but don't blame us for the last prize.
In this way, everyone was forced to watch those boring programs, but the comments on the Internet were less.
We have private letter expectations for the Mid Autumn Festival Gala of Jiangdong satellite TV, that is Xiao Jun.
Xiao Jun's antithetical couplet?
No, I haven't.
Xiao Jun's lucky draw?
No, I haven't.
Since I haven't seen you, please.
The last program of this round is a poem recitation. The whole audience is very quiet, and only the reciters on the stage speak generously.
But all of a sudden, a harsh ring of mobile phone rings, which is particularly clear in the quiet venue."Ah, husband, come on, they want it Ah, husband, come on... "
I'm a good boy.
This ring tone is really exciting. People don't want it. Who has the courage to set such a ring tone?
For a moment, the poetry recitation on the stage froze, and the audience also turned their eyes to the source of the sound.
At table x, a fat guy hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his pocket. Because he was too nervous, he couldn't hold it for a moment. The mobile phone fell to the ground, and several tumbled down to the aisle of the banquet hall.
Bi Kun, like a bear chasing a rabbit, bows and rushes over at a high speed. The more urgent he is, the more chaotic he is. He can't turn off the ring of his mobile phone for a long time. He is so angry that he stomps down and tramples on his mobile phone.
At last the whole room was quiet.
Bi Kun wiped his forehead in a cold sweat. Without looking up, he knew that everyone must be looking at him.
"Hum, whose cell phone is it? It's unforgivable to use such black and white ringtones!"
With these words, Bi Kun turned and walked to the door of the conference hall, where he could not stay for a moment.
Such a small episode, but also more than ten seconds, live emergency personnel in the ring at the moment quickly switched out of the advertisement, and Xiaolong video network is also a short card screen to hide the beginning and end of the incident.
But after tonight, the media workers all over the province know one thing: Deputy Director Bi of Xucheng TV station is a deputy director with a very strange life style.
Because of this episode, the poetry recitation program came to a hasty end.
When the host came on stage, the live signal was restored again.
"Dear audience, it's an exciting time for the line and the plane again. The first round of couplet activity and lucky draw ceremony of Mid Autumn Festival Gala of Jiangdong TV station starts now. Let's welcome the 28 contestants who won the first round just now to get ready. Staff, please show us the title of the first couplet.
The requirements for the second round are also very simple, with a total of 50 questions in the first league. From the 1st to the 50th, contestants can choose three of them to answer. Among them, the ten contestants with the shortest time will be awarded the prize of this round. Please remember that the time of this round of competition is the most important. For the couplets that have been paired out, the players behind can't be paired any more. "
In the second round, there were fewer contestants, but the number of people on the stage was not reduced. Fifty pairs of couplets were put up and watched by special staff.
Each player is accompanied by a referee who is responsible for recording the time.
When the host gave an order, "couplets start", the staff quickly reversed to open all the couplets, and the whole audience fell into silence.
To tell you the truth, when preparing to participate in the second round, Xiao Jun was still a little nervous.
What he exchanged from the system was a complete collection of antithetical couplets of different worlds, but what they asked was the antithetical couplets of the world. If there was no one who could match, how could Xiao Jun live.
Maybe after Xiao Jun saw the title of the first couplet, he immediately laughed.
Hey, I know that.
Let's look at the second question.
Ah? I know that, too.
Looking all the way leisurely, Xiao Jun finds that all the fifty couplets are precious in his heart.
But next to them, they all frowned and thought deeply, as if none of these couplets were particularly difficult.
Xiao Jun doesn't know that the foreign world in which he exchanges things is 70% similar to the world in which he lives, but the specific content of similar things is slightly different.
For example, the couplet is known to all Chinese people, but few people care about the content of the couplet. At most, during the Chinese new year, every family pastes a few identical Spring Festival couplets to ask for a color.
As for the couplet culture, there is one in China, but it has never been spread.
Today's 50 topics are the couplets that the world has never known, which Professor Zhang was specially entrusted by Jiangdong TV station to find out from a classic book. How many people can have read that book?
Therefore, for the participants on the spot, these topics are very difficult.
Well, to tell you the truth, it's actually the classic book found by Professor Zhang and the alien antithetical couplet Daquan exchanged by Xiao Jun, which somehow turns into the same book.
Xiao Jun's current situation is like a examinee who goes to the examination room with standard answers. Seeing other people around him working hard, he doesn't understand.
It's just that this picture of him standing up straight and looking around is another interpretation in other people's eyes.
"Ah, how come brother Jun didn't write a word, so he just looked around. Does he not know those couplets
"Well, I think it's possible that these couplets have never been seen before. It's really hard to match them."
"It's over. My sister Hua's home theater is going to be ruined."
Several people in the record channel have noticed something wrong with Xiao Jun, and have given up the fantasy of the second prize.
Most of the netizens on the Internet only pay attention to Xiao Jun. every time the TV camera moves to Xiao Jun, they just see where he is standing stupidly. Everyone feels very funny."All of a sudden, I found that brother Jun also had a little bit of a rat's eye."
"Can you talk upstairs? How can you do that. How about my brother Jun, who is called the head of a rat? "
"No, brother Jun is shortsighted."
"Time flies."
"Ran and egg..."
Bored netizens play the idiom Solitaire, but at this time, Xiao Jun began to write.