Chapter 360

Xiao Jun wrote a long couplet, which was only displayed in front of the national audience for less than three seconds, and was carefully collected by master Xun's assistants and disciples.

In the third round of the couplet activity, the first topic was a couplet that no one except Xiao Jun could remember what it was.

Well, Xiao Jun, this is the first time that he pretended to be more profound in front of the people of the whole country.

Couplet activities continue, no matter how shocking Xiao Jun performance, can not stop people's party is not.

And then, it's the turn of the other nine groups, Xiao Jun's enigmatic, suddenly there is no "enigmatic", only "enigmatic".

"Let me ask you a question. The first couplet is..."

"Wow, it's a good couplet. It depicts scenery and objects, and it's full of emotion. It deserves to be the winner of last year's prose poetry award."

"Well, the Shanglian is a bit deep. I need to think about it."

"Ah, everyone, I'm Liu. I'd like to give you some advice on this couplet first. My next couplet is... "

On the stage, Xiao Jun stares at a group of ten people named Xiao Liu, who pretends to write couplets and couplets, not to mention how depressed he is.

To tell you the truth, Xiao Jun couldn't tell the good and bad of a pair of couplets after he couldn't use the whole set of couplets in his mind.

In the blink of an eye, in addition to Xiao Jun, four groups of players have given their first couplet, but Xiao Jun has never heard of these four first couplets.

When the second person came up with the question, they still looked at Xiao Jun with special care, for fear that Xiao Jun might come up with a couplet of thirty-six different postures in the room.

As a result, Xiao Jun didn't say a word, and the second question was righted by Xiao Liu in a very nervous state.

Then, as soon as question 345 came out, Xiao Jun didn't make any response and let the other players on the stage let go completely. This was the scene where many people complimented each other on the couplet just now.

In fact, if there was no Xiao Jun in the third round, it would have been such a harmonious situation.

Ten people out of the couplet, take three can be out of the couplet of three people promotion, absolutely already decided which three people promotion, everyone on the stage to pose OK.

With Xiao Jun, there are variables. Of course, these people have to consider who will be the first to advance.

But after four questions, Xiao Jun did not have the incomparable momentum just now, and everyone's mind became active.

At this moment, the five couplets have come out, Xiao Jun is abandoned, followed by Xiao Liu and his wife and a disciple of master Xun, a member of the Calligraphy Association. These two groups of people have made two couplets.

It is reasonable to say that as long as the sixth couplet comes out, they will be in a hurry and win the third round of activities.

But these people had to do something about it. They gave an old comrades of the writers' Association the chance to write the sixth and seventh couplets.

What does this mean? It's obvious to Xiao Jun.

We just don't win. We just hang you up and make you arrogant!

What can Xiao Jun do? Apart from knowing the knowledge in books, he is a fart when he meets the couplet rules of spelling cultural details.

It has to be said that Xiao Liu has a thorough understanding of Xiao Jun's current situation.

The audience also understood that Xiao Jun seemed to be proficient in the knowledge of books, but he couldn't understand the couplets that were not in books.

For a moment, I don't know how many people are worried about Xiao Jun, or how many people are happy to see Xiao Jun make a fool of himself.

There are only the last three couplets left. If Xiao Jun can't couplet any more, he will stop completely in this couplet activity.

At this time, Xiao Liu stepped forward and arched his hand to everyone.

"Liu is not talented. Thanks to the love of the audience and the predecessors in the literary world, he can show his face with his wife on the stage of couplets. However, I also know that even if you show your face, you can't be proud of your talents. Like some people, you can't treat yourself as a character after reading a few more books. Now, it's our turn to ask the question. We'll just be generous and give Xiao Jun a chance, so that he won't say that we'll work together to bully him. "

Hey, how do you say that.

In fact, since he found out that these people couldn't match the couplet, Xiao Jun had already given up the activity, thinking that he would have time to get two sets of commemorative coins from Li Qiang and give them to editor Wei.

Who knows, he wants to turn around and step down quietly. It's not embarrassing here, but some people don't want to let him go.

"Xiao Jun, listen up. I have a couplet here. I'll give you one minute. Yes, it proves that you are qualified to continue to participate in this couplet activity. If not, don't say we didn't give you a chance. Listen.

My first couplet is: red lady in pomegranate skirt and silver flower, five times better than peony and peony. She goes to Tianzhu temple to subdue incense and kneel down in front of God to pray for mica fairy to meet Binglang early.Come on, Xiao Jun, you are right

Xiao Liu raised his chin towards Xiao Jun, and spoke out his first couplet with extremely fast speed.

Both the audience at the scene and in front of the TV set were stunned.

Although this couplet is not as good as the one written by Xiao Jun, it is also well worded. With such a fast speed, most people can't even hear clearly. How can they give him the second couplet in a minute.

The scene was booed, and the Internet was even more noisy.

"What kind of person? Liu is on the stage with his wife. It's shameful enough for them to fight couplets together. Now he runs on Xiao Jun on purpose. Xiao Jun has provoked him? "

"Wipe, this boy just what red and green flower, read what crap?"

"Ah, can Xiao Jun join the second couplet? If that doesn't work out, he'll lose. "

"If you lose, you lose. My brother Dajun still cares about his stupid couplet. The couplets that people know are ancient classics, much better than what these people say casually! "

"Hum, Xiao Jun knows what's in the book. It's useless when he's really good at spelling."

"Upstairs, you're looking for abuse, aren't you? Get the hell out of here

Xiaolong video online, most of the netizens who watch the Mid Autumn Festival Party of Jiangdong provincial TV station are running for Xiaojun. Therefore, when someone says something bad about Xiaojun, a large group of Xiaojun fans immediately scold him.

Everyone is unhappy, which just proves from the side that no one is happy to see Xiao Jun make a fool of himself on the stage.

But at the moment when everyone was not angry, Xiao Jun on the stage laughed and spoke again after a long silence.

"Brother Liu, thank you for giving me such a chance. In less than a minute, I'll give you the second couplet right now. Listen up!

My next couplet is: the Pulsatilla, holding a halberd in his hand, crossing the seahorse with his feet, fighting with the grass bandit Gansui, returning to his hometown, going to the Jinluan palace to give orders, paying homage to the Marquis of Changshan, and giving a joyous reception to the general before sealing the chariot. "

Ah?

Is Xiao Jun right?

Almost everyone was stunned when the next couplet said it.

What's the matter? Just now, it was said that Xiao Jun was out of skill. Why didn't many people hear what he said clearly? He opened his mouth and got it right?

The audience was shocked.

Xiao Jun's heart is a little sad.

You said that Xiao Liu was honest and honest. How nice it was to finish the couplet activity among them. I had to ask Xiao Jun for trouble. Antithetical couplet,

Xiao Jun as like as two peas, but now he has eaten the "lucky fruit". His luck has already been blown up. Xiao Liu has come out with Xiao Jun to meet Xiao Jun's super strong fortune. It is just like a couplet in Xiao Jun's mind.

This is not to doze off to send pillows, specifically to seek welfare for Xiao Jun.

Xiao Liu is a little confused.

This guy spoke so fast that he didn't want Xiao Jun to listen to the first couplet clearly, so Xiao Jun couldn't speak to the second couplet.

But without saying a word, Xiao Jun didn't understand what the second couplet was saying.

I went. It's related to the word "genius" again.

Xiao Jun never forgets, but Xiao Liu never remembers anything.

This legendary poetic genius really has no face to ask Xiao Jun to repeat the second couplet. However, he would never be reconciled to his success, so he criticized him directly without thinking about it.

"Xiao Jun, you're not good at the lower league. You're not neat at all!"

"Oh? Why is my second couplet not neat? "

"To tell you the truth, the first couplet I wrote has connotation. This first couplet is about a couple of days ago when my wife and I went to the Buddhist temple to burn incense and pray for blessings, I was in a mood to praise my beautiful wife. There are seven kinds of flowers and fruits, pomegranate, honeysuckle, peony, peony, geranium, mica and binglangguo. How can your next couplet correspond to this artistic conception

Xiao Liu's words attracted countless people's surprise. No one thought that a couplet of the first couplet could lead to such a variety of things, even the names of flowers and fruits were integrated into it, and also told the personal experience of the couplets.

This is a big pit in the Shanglian League. Most people are really not good, right.

Xiao Jun's second couplet

Everyone took it for granted that Xiao Jun's next couplet didn't have so much to say. Even Xiao Liu felt that he could see the scene of Xiao Jun leaving the stage soon.

But Xiao Jun is standing in that grain silk did not move, a smile.

"Hey, it's a coincidence that the second couplet I gave you right also has connotation. My second couplet tells the story of an ancient general who fought South and North, made outstanding military contributions, and finally won the eternal reputation. This kind of biographical rumor can be found in the history books as soon as you look for it. What's more, my next couplet also contains seven kinds of medicinal materials: Euphorbia, seahorse, licorice, lily, Poria cocos, plantain seed and Albizzia. It's also a couplet of seven sentences. Why do you say my next couplet is not neat? "The whole audience was in an uproar.

Everyone just thinks that it doesn't matter if this couplet is not in order. Xiao Jun and Xiao Liu, you and I, this kind of mutual connection is more interesting.

As Xiao Jun's voice fell, Professor Zhang suddenly got up and yelled "yes" on the seat of the main guest next to him!

It turned out that at the moment when Xiao Jun and Xiao Liu were talking, Professor Zhang actually gave them the upper and lower couplets.

As the staff of the TV station showed the couplet written by Professor Zhang, the old professor said with a smile: "Xiao Liu's couplet is good, but Xiao Jun's couplet is better. It's rare for ordinary flowers and fruits to be integrated into couplets, and it's better to integrate unusual traditional Chinese medicine into couplets. Xiao Jun's accomplishments in couplets have gone beyond the imagination of ordinary people. "

With these words, Professor Zhang clapped and clapped, and the whole party was overwhelmed by warm applause.