Chapter 365

"I'll go. What is it? In the sea How many times? Professor Zhang didn't just shake his hand and write a few more words, did he? "

"Professor Zhang is too perfunctory. How can he have such a poor Shanglian? I can match him. Copy, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

"I also come to the second couplet. It's sunny and rainy."

"I have a couplet here, which goes deep and shallow. You know that. "

"Your sister, the upstairs is so dirty that I can understand it."

"No, it should be shallow and deep. You can't understand life when you look upstairs."

"You are all talented people!"

Professor Zhang wrote a couplet, which immediately triggered all kinds of comments from netizens on the Internet. Judging from the rapid reaction, Professor Zhang's couplet is not difficult at all.

Not only the online audience, but also the on-site audience were booed. Many people felt that they could make several different lower couplets with one item at random. Professor Zhang's questions were not up to standard.

Hearing the boos, Professor Zhang didn't care and looked at Xiao Jun with a smile.

As the main guest of this couplet activity, Professor Zhang certainly didn't just write a few words to bluff people in the last round. There is a mystery in his couplet.

For those who can see the mystery in a short time, Professor Zhang feels that only Xiao Jun can.

Xiao Jun, however, looked at Professor Zhang, and was a little surprised.

This couplet is a well-known couplet in the collection of alien couplets exchanged by Xiao Jun from the system, which is certainly not available in this world.

How can Professor Zhang go with the ancients of other worlds? Is this the talent of literary experts?

Xiao Jun knew what the correct second couplet was, but he was a little delayed because he was surprised by Professor Zhang's ability.

In such a short time, Mr. and Mrs. Liu and the veteran comrades of the writers' Association have matched their second couplet.

Xiao Liu's next couplet is: "strong wind blows."

The second couplet of the old comrades of the writers' Association is: "sunny when it rains."

The host asked Professor Zhang to comment on the two couplets, pulled Professor Zhang back from the state of looking at Xiao Jun, turned to see the two couplets, then sighed: "no, it's not fair, it's not qualified!"

If Professor Zhang said that the two lower couplets were qualified, everyone would be absolutely upset.

As long as they are qualified, all of us can be couplets masters.

But then everyone began to wonder, what is qualified if these second couplets are not qualified?

"Professor Zhang, why are these two lower couplets not qualified? What's the mystery in your upper couplet?"

The host asked the questions in everyone's heart, but Professor Zhang was not in a hurry to explain and looked at Xiao Jun again.

"Xiao Jun, where's your second couplet?"

"Professor Zhang, of course, my second couplet is corresponding to your first couplet. I can't publicize it, but write it out."

After the response, Xiao Jun raised his pen and wrote such a line on the paper.

"The clouds grow and disappear."

After everyone saw it, they all looked disappointed.

What? The second couplet is not so different from what we said. It's better to have the connotation of "entering shallow and deep".

Professor Zhang wrote the first couplet perfunctorily. Xiao Jun, the couplet genius in people's mind, wrote the second couplet perfunctorily!

The host couldn't help but say: "it seems that Xiao Jun doesn't have the right second couplet, or invite Professor Zhang..."

"Wait!"

The host's meaning is to ask Professor Zhang to solve the mystery, but Professor Zhang interrupted the host's words, pursed a few words at Xiao Jun's lower couplet, and then said with a smile: "Xiao Jun, OK. Your next couplet is the most appropriate one I have seen so far. Well, you've just passed. "

Professor Zhang casually gave Xiao Jun a pass, but the audience didn't like it, and Xiao Liu didn't like it any more.

Why is Xiao Jun's second couplet neat? Our second couplet is not good. We can't see that his second couplet has any connotation.

Before so many couplets, the profound meaning of couplets are rarely controversial, but Professor Zhang this seemingly very simple couplet caused a lot of controversy.

Among them, Xiao Jun, who should not be dissatisfied, said something that surprised everyone.

"Professor Zhang, my second couplet is very good. How can you say it's just a matter of getting through. "

"Hey, Xiao Jun, you are not convinced. I tell you, this couplet is not a temporary idea. It is a couplet that I took my students to study couplet culture many years ago and visited many places with a long history of couplet culture. Through careful textual research, it can be regarded as an absolute couplet for thousands of years. I count you as a boy. You are not convinced. Don't be too arrogant, young man. "Professor Zhang appreciated Xiao Jun, but as a scholar, he was naturally a little proud.

After a long time of research, he studied it carefully and got a couplet. How could it be so simple that Xiao Jun couldn't make it out in a moment.

But Xiao Jun is not convinced. It's not that he has confidence in himself, it's that he has confidence in the ancients of the alien world. How can a couplet spread in the alien world for hundreds of years not be neat.

"Professor Zhang, if I'm arrogant, let's talk with facts."

"Well, let's use the facts. Xiao Jun, I ask you, "how do you read the second couplet?"

"Professor Zhang, I will read the first couplet as you read it."

"Hey, good boy, I'll convince you today. Listen to me!"

Just now, when Professor Zhang published the first couplet, he said that his first couplet could not be read out. Once read out, people could see through the mystery.

We all have this question in our hearts. Now, when Professor Zhang finally spoke, he naturally listened attentively.

"My first couplet is: tide, tide, tide and fall."

When you read out the pronunciation of the couplet, it immediately became very clear how the successive "Chao" characters judged the meaning of the words.

When we look back at our second couplet, we suddenly understand why Professor Zhang said so definitely that the second couplet of Xiao Liu and the veteran comrades of the writers' Association is not neat.

"Gale", can you read like Professor Zhang?

Can you say that to Professor Zhang?

Enter shallow Well, I can't say that!

I see. It's a couplet with the same character and different sound. It's very mysterious. It's absolutely not right.

However, Professor Zhang also said that Xiao Jun's second couplet is neat, so

Everyone wants to see Xiao Jun's next couplet, but Xiao Jun gives the answer directly.

"Professor Zhang, my next couplet is: floating clouds rise, long rise, long rise and long disappear."

Aha, yes, indeed.

Xiao Jun's lower couplet, which is long but not short, actually has the same character and different pronunciation. No wonder it can be used in the same couplet.

"Ha ha, Xiao Jun, it's very good that you can find the mystery of the same words and different sounds. That's why I think you just barely passed. So, here's your share. "

Professor Zhang guessed the result when he saw Xiao Jun's second couplet, so it's not surprising to say it with a smile at the moment.

But if they are all right, why do they still "barely pass"?

Is there any other mystery in Shanglian?

Xiao Jun continued to smile, waved his hand and said, "Professor Zhang, I don't want to force you to do couplets. Neat is neat. It's no use saying too much if it's not neat. You mean that there are other versions of your first couplet. Just say it and see if my second couplet is OK. "

Professor Zhang laughed angrily at Xiao Jun's unwillingness.

"Xiao Jun, I don't think you will shed tears if you don't see the coffin. Well, I'll let you know the mystery of my Shanglian. Listen, I have another way to read the first couplet.

Tide, tide, tide, tide

As soon as this word came out, it became quite strange for everyone to get the ordinary Shanglian.

Simply ten words, there are so many statements?

But without waiting for everyone to recover from the shock, Xiao Jun said boldly: "Professor Zhang, my second couplet has another way of reading.

Floating clouds rise, rise long, rise long and disappear! "

The second way of thinking also let Xiao Jun use the same couplet to the upper, online thoroughly fried pot.

"I wipe, God, this is more than just so much nonsense of the long couplet still God, the same word, different pronunciation, different artistic conception. How did Professor Zhang come up with this idea, and how did Xiao Jun come up with it? "

"Just now, who said Professor Zhang was perfunctory. If this is perfunctory, then the previous questions are not all family."

"Ah, look, Professor Zhang said there are other ways to read it."

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At the scene, in the face of Xiao Jun's relaxed second couplet reading method, Professor Zhang was slightly stunned, but he said confidently: "my couplet has a third reading method: sea tide, chaochaochaochao, chaochaochaoluo."

"Professor Zhang, my second couplet has a third way of thinking: floating clouds rise, long rise, long disappear."

Xiao Jun did not want to think about the third battle neat, so that Professor Zhang finally did not have the feeling of full confidence, then said: "the fourth way of thinking: tide, tide, tide, tide down!"

Xiao Jun also did not hesitate: "the fourth way of thinking in the second couplet: floating clouds rise, long rise, long rise, long rise and long disappear!"

Professor Zhang had a strange expression on his face: "the sea is going towards the tide, towards the tide, towards the fall!"

Xiao Jun's momentum did not decrease: "floating clouds grow up, grow up, grow down!"

Prof. Zhang: "the sea water is moving towards the tide and falling towards the tide!"

Xiao Jun: "floating clouds rise, rise and disappear!"Professor Zhang: "the sea water flows towards the tide, and it falls towards the tide!"

Xiao Jun: "floating clouds rise, rise and disappear!"

Two people on the stage you a word I a language, everyone listen to silly.

Isn't it just a couplet? Do you want to do that?

What Chaochao, Gaochao, what long and thick, to make such a dirty couplet, you are not afraid that the TV station will seal you up.

Interesting? Aliens are not so good at it!

Everyone collapsed, but Professor Zhang and Xiao Jun enjoyed the couplets, playing with new tricks without a pause.