Xu Cheng, in the early morning of September 29, the door of jinzuo supermarket was blocked by two long queues.
The two teams, five meters apart, are holding empty bags to wait for the supermarket to open and buy iodized salt on one side, and holding various bags of iodized salt to return salt on the other.
Both sides are like people living in two worlds. Looking at each other's behavior, their eyes are full of confusion.
What is even more incomprehensible to those queuing up to buy salt is that before the supermarket opened, the staff of Xucheng industrial and commercial department set up a temporary salt collection point nearby.
Countless amounts of salt are recycled at a low price and sent in through the back door of the supermarket, but the notice that the salt is sold out is still posted at the door of the supermarket.
As time went by, more and more people lined up in the two teams. Finally, some of them met each other and broke the long silence.
"Well? Auntie Wang, why are you still buying salt? "
"Eat salt to prevent radiation. Xiao Liu, why do you come here with so much salt? How can there be a salt collecting point? "
"My God, Auntie Wang, don't you know?"
"What do I know? Xiao Liu, don't you want the salt? Sell it to me
"No, Aunt Wang, I don't want to hurt you. Don't wait in line to buy salt. Go home and watch the public service ad on TV. "
"What..."
"Don't ask, go and have a look. All TV stations have it on the hour or at half time. "
That Xiao Liu reached out to push Aunt Wang back, and almost sent Aunt Wang home.
The conversation between the two was a complete explosion of the crowd.
The salt withdrawing people seem to recall the public service advertisement, with panic on their faces, and begin to whisper their feelings.
People who buy salt originally saw those people return salt, but they were surprised and despised a little. At this time, when they heard that there was an advertisement, their inner thoughts began to shake. Soon, some of the salt buyers left home to watch TV. One leader will have countless followers. As the number of two teams increases and decreases, the salt rush that has been making a lot of noise these days has finally turned completely.
Aunt Wang came home empty handed, this scene was seen in the eyes of her daughter-in-law, attracted a look of complaint.
But Aunt Wang didn't have time to deal with these. She turned on the TV at eight o'clock.
The morning news of the central government has just been broadcast. As the time indication in the upper right corner of the TV turns to "8:00:00", the TV screen changes abruptly, and a Xucheng street, which Aunt Wang is very familiar with, appears.
In the slightly low background music, on the street of Xucheng at night, there are illusory snowflakes, two beautiful figures of a man and a woman appear on the street.
Man: "I'll take you to see the snow."
Woman: "no, there is radiation."
Man: "let's go shopping then?"
Woman: "no, there is radiation."
Man: "then what are we going to do?"
Female: "go home, eat iodized salt to prevent radiation."
At the end of the short conversation, the camera moves further and further away from the back of the couple. The background is also snow. The picture turns to a window on the side of the road and moves forward. It first frames on a table in the house.
The low background music is still going on. There are two people sitting at the table. Looking at the virtual shadow of the clothes, it is obvious that it is the man and woman standing on the street just now.
Man: "is the radiation coming?"
Woman: "not yet."
Man: "let's go out."
Woman: "no, I haven't had enough salt. More. "
As the voice fell, a small stream of salt fell from the air, slowly spread on the clean table.
At the same time, the camera moves up slowly.
First, there was a salt box labeled iodized salt.
Then, the hand holding the salt box, the dark green palm, wrinkled fingers, sharp nails, is clearly a monster's palm.
The close-up is slightly frozen on this hand for three seconds.
Then, the camera moves up again. When all the faces of the two people sitting at the table come out, Aunt Wang, who was watching the advertisement, screamed with fright and collapsed on the sofa.
There are some beautiful young men and women sitting there. They are ordered to be two monsters with no hair, octopus like head, protruding eyeballs and tentacles growing from the sides of their gills.
Woman: "eat more."
Man: "OK."
One of the monsters trembled and stretched out his claws, grabbed a handful of salt and put it into his mouth. The next moment, a tentacle stretched out on the monster's face again, making his face more ferocious.
When they saw this, Aunt Wang and her daughter-in-law turned pale with fright.
The monsters come back to the street with endless boxes of salt, but the whole street is filled with people.As the camera goes farther and farther, a line appears in the middle of the TV screen.
"Nuclear radiation has not yet come, but we have been rumored to have been exposed to salt."
Such a line is deeply engraved in the audience's mind.
Finally, the whole picture went black, and the real advertising slogans finally appeared.
"Cherish life, don't believe in salt.
Excessive iodine intake is harmful to health. "
It took Aunt Wang and her daughter-in-law three minutes to recover from the shock.
"Mom, our salt?"
"Stop talking. Take out all the salt. I'll take it back!"
Aunt Xu Chengwang's performance is only a miniature. After seeing the public service advertisement with the national label, all the people in China who once believed in the rumor of "iodized salt radiation protection" had a thorough change in their attitude towards iodized salt.
For a whole day, the previous salt storm turned into a tide of salt withdrawal.
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"Ding, the primary fruit of luck is over. During this period, the host made six wishes.
1、 Let Tang Jingwen shut up forever;
Second, cooperate closely with Jiangdong TV station;
Third, let all men in the world enjoy the welfare of supporting each other;
Fourth, let the people who burn down the office of the record channel be late;
fifth, become the man who can control the whole country;
sixth, lie in bed and sleep in the dark.
The rebirth selection system randomly selects one of them for implementation. "
"Ding, I wish to cooperate closely with Jiangdong TV station. I hope this TV station will become the first provincial TV channel in China."
This is the third time that Xiao Jun has used the "primary lucky fruit". After the fruit's effect is over, the system still lists a lot of wishes to detect Xiao Jun's inner thoughts.
just out of order this time, Xiao Jun had no energy to make complaints about these mess. Even the system hint of the end of the utility was only heard one day later.
The outside world, because of his public service advertisement, has undergone tremendous changes.
The world in the villa, also because of his inexplicable draw special reward, was stirred up.
When the effect of "lust and fragrance" is over, Xiao Jun looks at the mess in front of him. He is really stupid.
Violent policewoman Hua and poisonous tongue hostess, two beauties lying naked on the bed, seem to be sleepy in the past.
Ma Dan, the system is cheating.
He used to be afraid to touch either of them, but now he's doing both, and at the same time.
What should we do? What should we do?
Xiao Jun's first thought is to put on his clothes and completely escape from the crime scene.
But it seems that the monk can't escape from the temple.
Forget it, it's a moment to escape!
With this in mind, Xiao Jun quietly turns around and stealthily wants to get out of the bedroom.
But before he got to the door, he heard a click from behind him, and then the cold metal touch spread all over his body from his temple.
"Ah. Elder sister, I have something to say. Don't shoot, don't shoot! "
Xiao Jun shouts loudly, but he feels extremely sad. He has already taken off all his clothes in the downstairs living room. When did they come to the bedroom? Why did they bring up this policewoman's gun when they came to the bedroom.
I wipe, now is not the time to think about these things, OK, life is almost gone.
Wait, no, if team Xue shoots Xiao Jun, he can force him back to file and go back to before the whole thing happened again.
At that time, no one will remember this except Xiao Jun, and such a ridiculous scene will never happen.
Thinking of this, Xiao Jun calmed down.
He slowly turned around and let the gun in Xue's hand rest on his forehead.
Xuedui, who is naked, doesn't seem to care about his present state. His hand holding the gun trembles slightly, biting his lips and staring at Xiaojun, he is engaged in a fierce ideological struggle in his heart.
She wanted to shoot Xiao Jun directly, but if she did, it would make everything impossible to deal with.
In team Xue's consciousness, there is no such saying about life. She only knows that once Xiao Jun is killed, everyone will know what happened to her.
On the other hand, Hu Fei has also sat up, holding the sheet to cover himself, not saying a word, but also experiencing a painful ideological struggle.
These two people do not speak, on the contrary, Xiao Jun's heart has a strong sense of guilt.
Yes, he can go back to the beginning of the whole thing by reading the archives of his life. These memories will never exist in Xue Dui's and Hu Fei's thoughts.
But what about Xiao Jun? Can he still think that nothing happened? Can he forget the day and night?Definitely not.
At the beginning, just peeping at Liu Xixi, Xiao Jun has put Liu Xixi in the position of his woman in the bottom of his heart.
Without any facts, Xiao Jun took it seriously. What's more, now this kind of raw rice cooks mature rice.
"Cough, team Xue, hufei. I'll be responsible for this. "
Well, as a man, Xiao Jun can think of such a sentence. It seems that there is nothing else to say except this sentence.
I thought this sentence could at least arouse the reaction of the two beauties.
Who knows, they are still silent.
After a long time, Xue team slowly put down the muzzle of the gun, grabbed the blanket on the bed, wrapped himself and went out.
As soon as Xue team left, Hu Fei didn't say anything. The sheet wrapped him and walked away.
Xiao Jun thought about all kinds of possibilities. He even thought about Hu Fei's crying and jumping off a building, and Xue's shooting down his lifeblood.
But I didn't expect that the serious affairs would be settled in such a very silent atmosphere.
Well, what happened?
Is it just a dream?