"Dear viewers, now it's the official live time of Xiaolong video network. I'm your old friend, God bless. Do you miss me? If you miss me, just show me some flowers. If you don't want me, brush a Lamborghini to thank you.

Thank you for your compliments. Let's go straight to the topic.

Today's live theme is football. In the next two hours, God bless will present you with a football feast and a violent commentary.

Everybody, you have heard correctly. It's football, and it's also a football match of the Chinese Second Division League.

God, my God blessed football commentary debut is dedicated to such a game, even the audience is not necessarily more than the players on the field. I want to die.

To tell you the truth, when the leader arranged the task for me, my heart refused. But when I heard that there would be a special player in this game, especially after hearing the name of this player, I decided that I would never miss such a chance to witness a miracle!

Do you want to know who this special player is?

Ha ha, let's leave a suspense. Audience masters will come with me to watch a video of a football match not long ago. I promise you'll bite off your tongue and make your bed full of urine! "

Since its establishment, Xiaolong video network has launched the first live network video broadcast, which is the grand live broadcast of the performance of the Bohai aircraft carrier.

At one time, the official live video of Xiao long attracted so many people's attention. Especially for more than a month, every time the official live broadcast starts, it must be a live broadcast activity of great significance. Those who want to know about national affairs can learn about it at the first time here, and those who want to watch the stars' performances can also see their idols' elegant demeanor at the first time here.

It can be said that the official live broadcast room of Xiaolong video network has been labeled as "tall and tall".

But today is the first time for us to live the football match. It's also a second league match in China, which surprised countless people.

Even if you live broadcast a small friendly match between the Chinese national team and other countries, we don't say anything.

The live broadcast of the football match of the Second Division League is used in the official live broadcast room of Xiaolong video network, which is too out of grade.

So, after listening to the theme of today's live broadcast, many netizens and viewers were about to queue up in the comment area with a wave of disdain.

But the next moment, when they see the early video in the video, all the contempt in their hearts is swept away, and the rest is only slowly looking forward to it.

What kind of video is that?

Of course, when Xiao Jun played football for the first time, he made a video clip to show his power.

When countless netizens are attracted by Xiao Jun's style, Xiao Jun himself is now walking towards the football field with a bitter expression.

He feels that he has really tried his best to create obstacles for himself to play on the field. However, these so-called obstacles are simply vulnerable to Liuxi Xi and coach Fang's determination to let him play.

Xiao Jun said that he went on stage to pretend to be dead and didn't care about anything.

Liucici replied with indifference that letting him play is to attract attention. Let alone pretend to be dead, he just pretends to be the second football on the field. As long as he doesn't worry, after the live broadcast, countless people will see his jokes.

Xiao Jun said, let him play, he is not a goalkeeper, want to be a striker, the football to their own door.

Coach Fang replied with indifference that he didn't intend to be a goalkeeper. It's the best choice to be a striker. With his shooting accuracy, the probability of kicking the ball into the goal frame is not much higher than the probability of being struck by thunder on the street. If you play in your own goal, you may be able to confuse the other players. As long as he doesn't worry, after the live broadcast, countless people will see his jokes.

Xiao Jun said that after he went on the field, he didn't play football, but specialized in kicking people until the referee sent him off with a red card.

Those young players are shouting excitedly. It's good to kick. It's better to cause a scuffle between the two sides. There's no passion for playing football. It happens that the game is live, and they can also show their faces with Uncle Xiao Jun, the star.

Then, Xiao Jun was defeated by everyone and really became a forward of Xu Chengcheng commercial football team in this game.

Of course, Xiao Jun is only joking about kicking his own goal or someone. No matter how unwilling he is, he won't do things that hurt others and humiliate himself. After all, this game is live, or Xiao Long live video network, Xiao Jun is also a face.

But that sentence "play dead", Xiao Jun is absolutely not joking.

This is the official match of the National Football League B. without the help of the system, Xiao Jun's skills are not half as good as those of these minor players.

Serious to play football, can only be more humiliating, can only become a transparent person, try to reduce other people's attention to him.

But Xiao Jun never thought that in the official live broadcast of Xiaolong video network, the commentator Tianyou turned him into the focus of everyone's attention before the game started.……

"I wipe it. It's amazing! Nima, is this 25 really Xiao Jun. I knew Xiao Jun could write poems. I didn't expect him to play football

"I don't know about football, but I feel Xiao Jun is so handsome. So many people on the field are directed by him. How powerful he is."

"Well, I see. Xiao Junkong has strength and speed, but when it comes to ball skills, he obviously doesn't have any. If he can be five or six years younger, it is really possible that he will be well cultivated and become a new generation of international players

"Upstairs, don't try to lead my brother Dajun to the road of playing football. What's the future of playing football in China. Just have fun. "

In the live commentary area of Xiaolong video network, there is a scene of jubilation. The anchor Tianyou is also in high mood when he looks at the constantly emerging comments.

Having been an online video anchor for so many years, that is, in the live broadcast of the aircraft carrier report performance, the commentary on Xiao Jun's actions filled him with passion. In the future, no matter what you explain, you will never find a happy feeling.

Today, I received another live broadcast task. I heard that Xiao Jun would appear. At that time, Tianyou took over the task without hesitation.

After receiving the task, he searched the Internet for the keyword "Xiao Jun plays football". The video immediately made him feel how wise his choice was.

"Audience gentlemen, your eyesight is really good. You can see who is the main character of this live broadcast without my name. So what are we waiting for? Let's start the live broadcast and cut to the scene of the game! As long as you remember one thing, Xu chengshang football team No. 25, Xiao Jun! "

With God's words, the camera switches directly to the scene of the football match.

At this time, the entrance ceremony was over. All the players stood in their own positions. The live camera moved slowly. Countless people stared at the goal of the xuchengcheng commercial football team, and then they were all stunned.

"Number one? Why is the goalkeeper of Xucheng football team No.1? So how about Xiao Jun, who is brave, can defend the goal, can score, and can run the whole court like the wind? Refund, I strongly demand refund, Xiao Jun did not start, we still see Oh, am I blinded? "

God bless incarnation football commentary, naturally is to do a commentary responsibility, every minute to answer all the audience's doubts.

Just before the live broadcast, Xiao Jun was thrown out as a gimmick. Everyone knows that Xiao Jun is a good goalkeeper. At this time, the goalkeeper is not Xiao Jun. who is in the mood to watch.

God bless that "refund", can really be said to everyone's heart.

But before he finished, as the camera moved forward, the figure with the word "25" on the back appeared in the midfield, which made Tianyou exclaim.

"My God, everyone, before the game started, Xiao Jun gave us all a surprise. From goalkeeper to forward, this kind of position change is just like singing Errenzhuan. Ha ha, I can't help saying that just for Junge's shooting accuracy, how many goals can he score.

Come on, let's start the activity in the comment area. Let's guess how many times Xiao Jun can kick the football out of the game today. I bet ten times. Who dares not? "

"Ten times? Brother Tianyou, you really look down on my brother Dajun. I'll bet a hundred times! "

"Ha ha, what's the point of gambling out of bounds. In the last game, Xiao Jun kicked the football out of the stadium three times. Let's bet on that. "

"Wrong, Xiao Jun kicked a referee in the last match. I'd better bet that he can kick a few referees."

"My brother Dajun also kicked two players from the other side. It's better to play on the stretcher beside the casino because Xiao Jun can carry several people down. Ha ha... "

Live broadcast on the network, God bless with countless netizens play hi to no good.

The onlookers were happy, but Xiao Jun was extremely depressed.

He wanted to play from the beginning to the end without touching the ball. He didn't want to go to the vanguard position until he found out that the opening kick-off was for him to finish with another vanguard of Xucheng team.

He will be the second person in the game to come across football.

What should we do when there is a gap between ideal and reality? Of course, we should try our best to realize our ideal!

Xiao Jun greets the eyes of his teammates who are on the same level with him, and responds to each other's eyes full of expectation with a sunny smile.

The young No. 10 player of Xucheng doubted him and said in a low voice: "brother Jun, I'll pass the ball to you at the beginning. You just kick your big foot towards their goal. Whether you can score or not, scare them first

"Good."

Xiao Jun's simple words made the smile on Xu Cheng No. 10's face even better. At this time, the referee finally blew the whistle of the whole match.

"Brother Jun, it's up to you."

At the moment when the whistle fell, No. 10 passed across the football and pushed the football to Xiao Jun's position.

And then