"Huayang team kicks off from the baseline! No.25 of Xucheng team, pay attention to your position, back to 10 meters away from the service point! "

With a shout from the referee, Xiao Jun nodded busily and walked away from the goal post that accompanied him for several minutes.

Looking at Xiao Jun's back, Huayang goalkeeper's tears are almost streaming out. He wants to hold the referee and kiss them.

Great, that madman finally left, I can guard the door safely at last!

The goalkeeper put the football on the service point with great excitement. It's meaningless to kick off from the bottom line with a big foot. It must be passed to one's own defender first and then wait for the opportunity to attack.

The goalkeeper thought the same way, but when he stepped back two steps and looked up for his own defender, the scene in front of him suddenly made his heart sink.

Right in front of him, ten meters away, Xiao was standing there happily, with two guards on his side, one on the left and the other on the right, just like bodyguards.

No, why hasn't that lunatic left yet?

Why did you bring our guards together again?

Goalkeeper a little collapse, the hearts of the two defenders is also very helpless.

When Xiao Jun is offside, they can ignore him. But now our side kicks off, in case the goalkeeper slips, isn't Xiao Jun able to rush up for the ball and shoot at the first time.

Sir, how can a normal person do this? When the other side kicks off from the baseline, you are still so forced as a striker. Is there any sportsmanship?

Xiao Jun seems to be aware of the unfriendly eyes of the two people around him. He makes a ha ha and says in a soft voice: "I say, two little brothers, don't be so nervous, OK. Today's game, I will never touch the ball. Even if the football stops on the goal line, I won't go up to mend it. You just treat me as your own. Don't stare at me. Go ahead and do whatever you want

Xiao Jun said this from the bottom of his heart. He was sincere from the inside to the outside, but what he got was the same look that the two guards looked at idiots.

Think of you as your own?

How can you say this with a shy face? I'm surprised to believe you.

"Doodle!"

"Huayang team, kick off quickly!"

The referee doesn't care about the psychological activities of the players on both sides, whistling gently to urge the kick-off. Even if the goalkeeper was not happy, he could only take two steps back, run up quickly and drive the football to the midfield with one big foot.

Football flies away, both sides fall into melee again, the guard of Huayang team also immediately turns around and reorganizes the defensive line.

It is reasonable that everything should be on the right track, but Huang Yang is terrified of the goalkeeper. After the football leaves, his nightmare comes again.

"Hey, man, we're left. Come on, I suddenly think of a good topic. How about I tell you a joke? "

……

The game entered the tense roaring state of the field coach, and Xiao Jun's figure disappeared in the field of vision. No matter what the masses think, the audience of the live video has been very unhappy.

A group of real football fans came, and the wind of the comments immediately turned around.

"Your sister, I'm here to see Xiao Jun lead the whole match. How can NIMA play passively?"

"Yes, that's irresponsible. They don't care about the coach? "

"Wait. I think the referee will warn Xiao Jun in a few minutes. He's standing on the other side's goal, just harassing the goalkeeper. In this case, it is not too much for the referee to give him a red card

"Wipe, I don't like this kind of person. Are you playing football as a pastime? A little broken star, who dares to do anything for fame. Run to the football field to make a stunt, Chinese football has been unable to rise because of this talent. Let the boy get out of here

"Yes, let Xiao Jun get out of the court! Even the Serie B league can't be such a joke. It's an insult to football

"Xiao Jun, get out of here!"

"Xiao Jun, get out of here!"

In the hearts of real fans, football has long been regarded as a sacred thing.

No matter which team these people support, no matter whose fans they are, when they meet a player who is loyal to the game and has a serious attitude, even the opponent will give them real respect.

Xiao Jun is not responsible for any football players like this. Even if it's the president of the United Nations, as long as you play on the stage and act like a negative game, they will scold you.

This is an attitude that does not allow the sacred things in the heart to be desecrated.

Almost in the blink of an eye, the comment area let such a "Xiao Jun get out" to dominate the screen.

As the anchor who controls the rhythm of the live broadcast, God bless has the right to deal with this phenomenon urgently and open the group silence temporarily.

But now God bless heart also produced dissatisfaction to Xiao Jun, this live broadcast originally took Xiao Jun as the main character to carry on.OK, there are rules for the game. You can't be active on the screen all the time.

But why do you take the initiative to give up the game and become a transparent person.

"Ladies and gentlemen, although I'm a big fan of Xiao Jun, I can't help saying a fair word at this time. Xiao Jun's performance today is really disappointing. Wait another ten minutes. If Xiao Jun is still so irresponsible, I think it's necessary to stop the live broadcast. So as not to upset the audience and attract a large number of black fans to Xiao Jun. "

As soon as this remark came out, it immediately attracted countless voices of support in the comment area. When you watch the live broadcast on the Internet, you can't go to the scene to drive Xiao Jun away, but you can choose not to watch this boring football game.

The wind on the Internet turns, so that Xiao Jun inexplicably harvested a large number of black powder.

But Xiao Jun himself did not know what kind of consequences his behavior had caused. At the moment, he was standing next to the pillar of Huayang team's goal, telling jokes to the goalkeeper without any nervousness.

"Hey, man, let me tell you. In fact, I have a deep research on all kinds of sports. Do you want to hear my findings? Well, if you don't speak, you must be willing to listen.

So let's start with the football in front of us. This football is the sport I hate the most. You tell me what kind of rules he broke. More than 20 people on the court, either all use their feet, or all use their hands. Why do some people use their feet and others use their hands. It's unfair, isn't it? "

“……”

"Well, you're a footballer, and I'm going to belittle your faith. Let's change the subject and talk about basketball. Ten people ran all over the court to get a ball. Grab it. I won't say anything. But after grabbing the ball, you put it in someone else's basket. Don't you think it's sick.

And billiards, which makes me even more angry. In order to put the ball into the hole, I have to poke it with a stick. I wonder, what do they use their long hands for?

And then Well

Before Xiao Jun's words were finished, another short whistle sounded. The football crossed the beautiful parabola and flew out of the bottom line of Huayang's backcourt.

"Offside!"

I don't know who kicked the football here again. Naturally, Xiao Jun once again gave Huayang an offside kick-off.

"Xucheng team 25, I've been watching you for a long time! You are in a negative game and harassing the goalkeeper. I'll give you a verbal warning. If there is another time, I will show you

. Now go back to your half court at once

Well, Xiao Jun made the referee angry.

Alas, I just want to find a place to pretend to be dead. Can't this little wish come true.

Xiao Jun shakes his head helplessly and walks back, throwing a reluctant look at the goalkeeper.

"Man, as soon as I leave, I guess we'll never see each other again. I still have a lot of research results I haven't told you. It's a pity. "

Xiao Jun left lonely, but the goalkeeper behind him was full of tears.

I won, I didn't say a word to that madman, this is my victory, thank God, thank earth, thank the referee!

No one can hear the inner monologue of the goalkeeper, but the roar of the coach of Xucheng football team is clear to all.

When Xiao Jun came back to the second half of the Xucheng team, coach Fang, who had been repressed for a long time, was finally able to say what he wanted to say.

"Xiao Jun, what do you really want to do? Do you really want to become a transparent person in the whole game? I tell you, a lot of scouts, club managers and even people from the national football association are here to watch your performance. Don't fool around for me, will you! Even if it's a mascot, you should do your duty to our party. "

Coach Fang's loud voice rang throughout the stadium, followed by liucici's slightly shrill voice.

"Xiao Jun, you are still not a man. You should take on the responsibility of a football player when you go to a match. How can you be so passive? Don't let me look down on you

Xiao Jun was not happy when he heard their shouting.

I don't want to play football. People all over the world know that. You forced me to play. Now I'm not positive. Is there any reason.

Especially that liuxixi, you can't catch your hero well.

Do I have to give you a football feast to create a passionate and romantic atmosphere?

It doesn't matter why I have to listen to your arrangement.

"Wipe, liuxixi, what are you shouting. If you don't like my performance, take me off the court. I beg you, love me, I'm playing dead here today

Xiao Jun didn't pay attention to coach Fang. He yelled at Liu Xixi in the audience.

This cry made Liu Xixi angry, but it made another large group of people in full bloom.Since the beginning of the game, people on the other side of Huayang electric power football team have no idea what Xiao Jun is going to do. They always suspect that this guy is deliberately showing this kind of negative game appearance to distract their attention.

But now Xiao Jun is so open-minded, Huayang team from the top to the club manager, team coach, players on the field, off-site substitutes, all understand.

As long as they don't take the chance to change the situation, it's a good thing.

Many people haven't recovered from the quarrel. The goalkeeper of Huayang team kicked off, and all the players of Huayang team pressed on.