Chapter 410

"I'll tell you. What is this happiness?

Happiness is, I am hungry, see you holding a meat bun, you are happier than me.

Happiness is, I am cold, see you wear a thick cotton padded jacket, you are happier than me.

Happiness is, I want to go to the hut, just a pit, you squat there, you are happier than me.

Hey, hey, speaking of this, just watching me pee, do you think I'm happier than you?

All right, no more bullshit. I'll wash my hands. I'll help you I'll wipe it, sir. What do you take? "

From carrying pants to washing hands, Xiao Jun has been immersed in the classic quotation that just happened to pop up in his mind.

When I return to reality a little bit and look back with full of happiness, I am confused on the spot.

Nima, the old man is still the old man, but how did he get up from the wheelchair?

No, the two crutches in my hand are very special. Why are they pointed?

Xiao Jun's brain circuit is different from that of normal people. He is totally unaware of any danger. He is just stunned by the disabled who miraculously stand up from the wheelchair.

The robber "Uncle" finally came face-to-face with Xiao Jun. at the moment, he was so angry that he trembled all over. Without saying a word, he thrust his weapon into Xiao Jun's chest.

Anyone who has fought a fight should know that when you hit someone, you must let your fist retreat first, and then swing it out suddenly after a certain distance from the opponent's face.

There is such a distance of acceleration, in order to let the strength of the hand to play a maximum effect.

However, during the period just now, the robber had been bombarded by Xiao Jun's garrulous words. He completely forgot the normal rhythm of subduing the hostage and poked forward with what he was holding.

The sharp metal head was not far in front of Xiao Jun's body. He sent it forward without authority.

In Xiao Jun's opinion, it's like that the old man wants to hit people with a crutch.

Almost subconsciously, Xiao Jun reached out and grasped the other end of the special weapon.

"I'll go, don't be angry. What's the matter with you? Can you stand up by yourself? I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Come on, you can solve the problem quickly. "

With these words, Xiao Jun steps sideways to the "Uncle" and reaches out his hand to hold the other party's arm and let him face the toilet directly.

"Come on, sir, we are all men. There's nothing to be ashamed of. In other words, why is your crutch still sharp? It's dangerous. You don't even have a counter grip. Is it convenient for you to use it? "

Xiao Jun commented on "crutches".

"Uncle" looks at the toilet in front of him and doubts his life.

Who can tell me what happened? Can't this man see my obvious robbery?

My God, is it a failure to be a robber to my level? Is it a failure?

Wait!

Your sister, what I have in my hand is a knife, which can kill pigs and sheep, cut melons and stab people! Who told you it's a crutch? Where does it look like a crutch?

"Sir, why don't you move? You don't want me to take your pants off. God, I've never taken off a man's pants. By the way, do you usually go to the toilet standing or sitting? Just to say something, don't just let me guess here. "

Xiao Jun's concerns rang in his ears. The robbers had not straightened out their thinking on the issue of "crutches and knives", but fell into meditation again.

Yes, I disguise as an old man with inconvenient legs and feet. When I go to the toilet, should I stand or sit?

Wipe, your sister's standing and sitting.

The robber's thinking fell into a confusion. At this moment, he suddenly felt a hand reaching his waist and groping back and forth.

Xiao Jun saw that "Uncle" did not speak for a long time, but he broke his own psychological barrier and wanted to take off his pants for the other party.

Only this, immediately let the robber completely awake, use all the strength, a Xiao Jun to push to the corner.

"Go away, I'm here to rob, rob!"

The robber, who had been suppressed for a long time, finally called out what he wanted to say.

Xiao Jun, who fell on the ground, was confused at the moment.

"No, sir, why do you have so much strength? You can speak quickly."

"Ah, I'm so angry, I'm so angry! I'm not an uncle, I'm a normal person, a normal person! "

"Normal people, what are you doing in a wheelchair?"

"I'm in a wheelchair I'll wipe it. What a fuckin 'wheelchair. I told you, I'm here to rob, rob

"Don't make trouble, sir."

Well, as a person who has only been on a plane twice in his life, Xiao Jun never thinks that he will encounter a hijacking event that can't happen once in hundreds of flights.As a Chinese, Xiao Jun never thought that hijacking would happen in his own country.

He only felt that the old man in front of him, waving his crutches in both hands and shouting loudly, was completely like a psycho.

It's broken. It depends on the situation. I'm not physically disabled, but mentally disabled.

Nima, how is this going to work out?

It seems that any book said that in the face of an idiot, we should pull our IQ to the same level as the other party, and then beat him.

Ah, no, the original words should be "don't fight with an idiot, the other side will pull your IQ to the same level with him, and then beat you with rich experience".

Forget it, no matter who beat who, in short, pull the IQ to the same level as the idiot, that's right.

Thinking of this, Xiao Jun quickly got up from the ground.

"Well, don't be angry. I believe you. You're a robber. Darling, let's finish the convenience first, and then go out to rob. Put down your crutch first, and don't fall down. "

"Good? Fall down? "

Xiao Jun has no reason for a word, once again let the robber's brain short circuit.

He regretted it. He regretted it completely.

At first, I asked Xiao Jun to go to the toilet with me. What I wanted to do was to take Xiao Jun as a hostage and save a lot of trouble.

But in front of him, he didn't have the sense of being a hostage.

Why, why let me meet such a wonderful flower?

"God, I can't stand it!"

"Ah, sir, I said, don't fall down. Why did you kneel down. No, you really can't do this crutch. You see, you are kneeling down and can't hold on to the ground. Who bought you a walking stick? "

"Oh, don't come here, don't come here! I told you this is not a crutch, it's a knife, a knife! I'm a robber. I'm not an uncle. You are an uncle. Your whole family is an uncle! "

The robber is crazy, and Xiao Jun makes him nervous.

Xiao Jun see each other this hysterical appearance, is to determine the "Uncle" has mental illness conjecture.

Xiao Jun tries to find a suitable way to appease the emotion of "Uncle", but the next action made by the other party makes Xiao Jun realize that something is not right.

"I'm not an old man. I'm a normal person. These things are fake, fake! "

In the roar, the robber pulled off the gray hair on his head and the goat beard on his chin.

After all the camouflage is removed, what appears in front of Xiao Jun is a middle-aged man.

I wipe, big change alive?

"Boy, do you see clearly? This is me, the real me!"

"Well, what about the old man?"

"Big? Big sister! There is no master, there has never been a master

"And who are you?"

"I I didn't tell you, I'm a robber, I want to rob, rob! "

"For what?"

"Robbery

"What robbery?"

"Robbery!"

"Who robbed?"

"I rob!"

"What are you robbing?"

"I Ah, I'm so angry. You're sick. I robbed you. Do you think I'm talking to you about cross talk? "

"Then I'm not here to play a sketch with you."

"You I'll kill you

The robber is really crazy. He can't bear Xiao Jun's heart attack any more. He will break Xiao Jun into pieces by waving his weapon.

But before he really rushed to Xiao Jun's side, suddenly the plane was shaking violently. The wheelchair that had just been disassembled by the robbers was clattering, and all kinds of parts were flying around in the bathroom.

So the ferocious gangster didn't scare Xiao Jun, but the sudden violent shock scared Xiao Jun out of his wits.

"Mom, the plane is in turbulence again. I don't want to die. I don't want to die!"

With a hysterical scream in his voice, Xiao Jun turns back to open the door of the bathroom and runs to his seat.

"I don't want to die!"

All the passengers in the cabin, who had just experienced the robbery and were still in chaos, were stunned by the roar.

"Get out of the way, I don't want to die!"

Blocked in the passage of the engine room, the robber stepped on a hostage under his feet. He was pushed away by Xiao Jun, and his head was short circuited.

"Where's the seat belt? Fasten the seat belt for me

Li Yifei, Hu Fei, and Liu Xixi, the beauties who know Xiao Jun, are surrounded by them.

"Well, it's safe! Oh, the plane doesn't shake. I'm alive, I'm alive! "

Half lying on the seat, Xiao Jun tied his body with a seat belt. He found that the plane was no longer bumpy, and he collapsed with the fear of survival.However, his focus seems to be out of line with other people in the plane.

The sudden appearance of Xiao Jun makes the noisy engine room completely quiet. The robbers are the first to recover.

Before the robbery, they all agreed. The leader disguised himself as an old guy in a wheelchair and went to the bathroom to prepare.

If there is fierce resistance, the leader will find the right time to come out of the bathroom and abandon the rebels directly.

But now the rebel hasn't appeared yet, but an inexplicable guy ran out of the bathroom.

So, where's the boss? Where's the boss?

From economy class to first class, the rest of the robbers all turned to the bathroom at the junction of the two cabins.

A moment later, I saw the robber leader coming out of the bathroom with dirty water all over his face.

"What about the boy just now? Get him out. I'm going to kill him. Kill him! Too TM did not have the quality, goes to the toilet does not flush

Everyone was struck by the words of the robber leader.

Only he knew in his heart that the violent jolt just made him slip and plunge into the nearby toilet.

It seems that in order to save water resources, Xiao Jun plans to flush them together after the convenience of "Uncle".

The two people who came out of the bathroom before and after completely changed the flavor of the hijacking from the beginning.

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