"Look, the robber is going to be crazy. Have a good laugh."
"What robber, I suddenly feel that he may be a psycho. He can't prove that he is a robber. He's robbing a fart!"
"Do you still need proof of robbery?"
"Of course, we don't need to prove what we are doing in China."
"Yes, that seems to be the truth."
In the first class cabin, the murmur of many onlookers came to the head of the robber's ear, and it was a heavy blow to his broken heart.
When a robber, but let those who were robbed forced to show what robbery proof, how can such a ridiculous thing happen?
Did I get it wrong?
Or, my previous robberies were irregular?
God, what am I thinking?
Cao Hui's psychological activities are becoming more and more distorted. At this time, Xiao Jun actually takes a step forward and sits on the seat beside him.
"I said, sir. Well, it's not. It's not a psycho. It's not. Forget it. I'll call you a robber for the time being.
Brother robber, anyway, you don't care about robbery. Let's sit down and have a good chat. Things will be clear.
I can't watch you. I'll rob people everywhere without any proof. Don't you think so?
Come on, let's sit down and talk
Xiao Jun with a warm smile, gently patted the seat in front of him. Then, he turned to look back at the passengers who were in the nose position.
"Ladies and gentlemen, don't stand so silly. As I said just now, it's very dangerous for us to be so nervous because we don't understand. This is on the plane. In case the plane is out of control, can you bear the responsibility. Sit down! Sit down
Well, to put it this way, it's not only the bandit leader, but also all the passengers.
No matter how calm Xiao Jun said, everyone just watched the bloody incident happen.
It doesn't matter if you are brave, Xiao Jun. we don't want to treat life as a joke.
After a moment of silence, no one moved a little.
This scene can be regarded as Cao Hui's broken heart finally got some repair.
Yes, I'm normal. It's OK for me to rob. Other people are normal, too. Now the only abnormal one is Xiao Jun.
He's a psycho. Why should I talk to him.
Cao Hui figured out the crux of the matter and wanted to completely ignore Xiao Jun, but the plane was so big that he had no chance to regard Xiao Jun as a transparent person.
"Well, you don't sit, do you. Well, I don't care. Come on, brother robber, let's continue to talk about the proof. "
"Ah, I don't want to listen to you. Get out of here, get out of here!"
"Hey, how can you swear. We have a cordial and friendly exchange. Don't worry. Didn't you just know how to prove that you were a robber? I'll tell you how to prove it now. "
"What? Can you prove it? "
Cao Hui said not to pay attention to Xiao Jun, but Xiao Jun a word is his curiosity to hook up.
Having been a robber for more than ten years, I heard for the first time that robbery needs to be proved, and I also heard for the first time that someone can prove that he is a robber.
No, why do robbers have to prove that they are robbers?
Ah, my mind is in a mess.
Before Cao Hui could get rid of this chaotic psychological activity, Xiao Jun had already spoken again.
"I said, brother robber. When you rob, how do you usually talk? "
"Speaking? I don't know what to say
"Of course it's robbery. If you don't speak, how can others know you are a robber. God, are you a robber or not? "
"I I'm a robber, of course. What can robbery say, of course, is to shout robbery
"No, it's the old yellow calendar decades ago to shout robbery. Now the robbers don't shout like that, OK?"
Xiao Jun said, is toward Cao Hui cast in the past a look of disdain.
It was such a look that Cao Hui had a strange idea that "Xiao Jun is the robber".
"No, I don't call robbery. What do I call?"
"Come on, I'll teach you. When robbing, you should be polite and speak with momentum. Your words and deeds need to infect the robbed people. Let them volunteer to be robbed by you.
I'm familiar with this, not because I've been a robber, but because I've been robbed by a very good robber. That talent is really good. Of course, I'm better than him. After he robbed me, he turned around and was killed by the police,
ha ha... "
Xiao Jun's laughter reverberated in the engine room. When the onlookers heard what he said, their eyes turned into stars.
No wonder from the beginning, Xiao Jun did not show any fear. It turned out that he had experienced a worse situation.The robber who once robbed him turned around and died. Now Well, pray for him.
Liu Xixi, the only one who has experienced the last robbery with Xiao Jun, suddenly remembers all kinds of things.
When Xiao Jun is in danger, he drinks away the robbers and demolishes the bomb a few seconds before the explosion, which appears in Liu Xixi's mind. All of a sudden, this beautiful woman feels extremely at ease, and all her fears dissipate.
Xiao Jun's words inspired others, but they deeply stimulated Cao Hui.
The last one who robbed you turned around and let the police beat him to death?
What do you mean by that? Do you mean to give me a bad impression.
It's always the robbers who threaten the hostages. This is the first time I've heard that a hostage dares to threaten the robbers!
"Boy, you can. I just felt that you were very smart before, but I didn't see it. You have a lot of courage. I already know that I am a robber, and dare to say that you are not afraid of death. "
"You're wrong, brother robber!"
"What am I wrong?"
"It is impossible for a qualified robber to threaten others with life and death. You always say you want to kill me, which just proves that you are not a robber at all. "
"Wipe, I'm not a robber. Prove, prove again, you can't get around the word today, can you? "
Cao Hui's heart just rose a little bit of admiration for Xiao Jun, but Xiao Jun suddenly returned to the topic just now, which filled Cao Hui with resentment.
"You say I'm not a robber. Well, tell me what a real robber is like!"
"Hey, brother robber, you've got the point. I'll tell you now how to be a qualified robber. First of all, robbers should know exactly what they want. Robbery. It must be money. But since you came out, you haven't asked for money at all. How dare you say you are a robber? "
Cao Hui wants to cry without tears.
Ma Dan, I don't say it. It's you. It's all you. It doesn't give me a chance to say what I want!
Without Cao Hui's refutation, Xiao Jun kept on saying: "the second point is that you can always threaten the hostages with life and death. It gives people a feeling that even if they cooperate with you to rob, they will be killed by you in the end. You're a dead man. Who cares about you. So now robbery doesn't mean killing you and killing him. "
"If I don't say that, what shall I say?"
"Ha ha, of course, some touching words. You see, suppose I'm a robber, you're a hostage, I'll take your money, I'll say that. Cough
Xiao Jun deliberately cleared his throat, then stood up and put on a gesture of great mercy to save the world from suffering.
"Brother, listen to me. Money is not a good thing.
Money can buy a house, but not a home.
Money can buy marriage, but not love.
Money can buy Clocks but not time.
Money is not everything, but the root of all pain.
Give me your money and let me bear the pain for you!
So Robbery! Give me all the money! "
Xiao Jun's tone was low, and Cao Hui was fascinated by it. Who would like to, when it comes to the last time, Xiao Jun pull a long tone, followed by a burst of roar.
That "robbery" really made everyone in the plane jump. Cao Hui almost threw the knife out of his hand.
"Brother robber, you see how powerful I am. You're so scared you can't even hold your cane. I think that's the normal rhythm of a robber. You're too childish. Let's stop it. Can we just sit down. Ha ha ha... "
Speaking, Xiao Jun has come to the robber leader's side, a hand kept beating the robber leader's shoulder.
It's like an elder who educates young people.
Cao Hui finally recovered from the sudden fright just now, and found that Xiao Jun had treated him like this, a robber. He was completely crazy.
"Enough! I have had enough of it! Can you be more normal and respect my profession. As for my robbery, if I reach out and stab you to death, you are not afraid at all. Do you think it's fun for you to joke with a robber here? You stay away from me. Get your hands off me! Don't push me. Push me again. I'm going to kill you. I'll kill you! "
Cao Hui roared, holding the knife in his hand and shaking it on his head.
The sharp blade was shining in the air, and everyone realized that the robber was on the verge of collapse, and there was a possibility of murder at any time.
At this moment, everyone had no other idea, just to remind Xiao Jun to run away from the dangerous person.
The two soldiers opened their mouths.
Hu Fei, Liu Xixi, and Li Yifei, the three beauties, had eager eyes in their eyes and opened their mouths.Other passengers are also big mouth, ready to remind Xiao Jun.
But the next moment in front of a scene, it is so that all people only opened their mouths, did not make any sound.
Xiao Jun stretched out his hand at will, but he caught the robber's head with the weapon he was waving around.
"Sir. I think you are a psychopath, I have such patience to persuade you, you don't push me! Who's making trouble with you? Do you think I'm willing to deal with you.
You want to kill, what do you use to kill? Just this crutch. Buy a pointed crutch, and you think you've broken it.
Come on, give me a poke. I'll give you a bucket, but you do! "
There is a way, Leng afraid of horizontal, horizontal afraid not to die.
Xiao Jun's reckless attitude really frightens the powerful robber leader. He subconsciously tries to retreat, trying to distance himself from Xiao Jun completely.
His retreat in exchange for Xiao Jun's sneer.
"Ha ha, now you know how to be afraid? I haven't finished yet! Do you know what the third point is that you are not qualified as a robber? The weapon you take out is unqualified!
If you rob an old lady with a broken crutch, she can't even talk to you. The real robbery is with guns, with guns
In the roar, Xiao Jun's other hand suddenly stretched out, and a black pistol just appeared without warning.
Facing the muzzle of the gun, Cao Hui completely scared urine.