The whole Xiaolong animation online, to "big head" as the keyword search, only one result.
But the name of this work really makes everyone feel so unreal.
Turn around and look at the details of the work.
It's true that Xiao Jun is original and director.
The producer is Tiancheng animation production company, that's right.
Xiao Jun's "the story of the big head monster" should be the cartoon, just the name of the cartoon Forget it, it's just a name. Maybe the content of the story is as we imagined.
So, we patiently opened the sample animation video, the opening song of the animation, everyone was dumbfounded.
"Big head son, small head father.
A pair of good friends, happy father and son.
The son has a big head and small hands.
Dad has a small head and big hands.
Big hand holding small hand, walking is not afraid of sliding.
Go on, go on, my son will grow up in the twinkling of an eye.
Lala... "
After watching the opening song, the netizen Li Yandao said that the one behind didn't even look at it. At that time, he smashed the keyboard.
"Your sister, Xiao Jun. Big head son and little head father, this is the story of NIMA's a big head baby
Animation begins.
"Chinese new year, Chinese New Year. Little dad, I want to raise money, too. "
All Xiao Jun's fans smashed the keyboard.
Your sister, Xiao Jun, is this the big headed monster you call?
Middle of the cartoon.
"When the new year comes, you adults all buy good things, but what about our children's gifts?"
All the cartoon fans who are attracted by the name smash the keyboard.
Your sister, Xiao Jun, what a terrible and miserable story?
At the end of the cartoon.
"Big head son, get up quickly and go to see the fireworks together."
The Animation Association smashed the keyboard.
Your sister, Xiao Jun, do you want to beat us and win the animation contest with this kind of ghost?
……
Tonight, I don't know how many people stay in front of the computer, waiting for a long time, looking forward to a long time, and finally saw an episode "big head son and little head dad".
Who can imagine the collapse in the hearts of all.
So everyone rushed to Xiao Jun's microblog in droves, ready to scold.
Who knows, as soon as I opened Xiao Jun's microblog page, I saw that this guy had already sent a microblog waiting.
"Xiao Jun microblog:
I have always been committed to the public welfare of caring for children. I used to donate money for seriously ill children, but now I intend to express my love for all children in the form of cartoons.
So, I made this "big head son and small head father", I hope the children can like this cartoon.
In addition, I help you realize your wish.
The story of the big headed baby. How dare you say big head son's head is not big? How dare you say that when the big head son was born, he was not a big head freak?
Well, the first wish has been achieved. The microblog comments of Xiao Jun's studio activities have reached the 3000 + floor. At 8 p.m. tomorrow evening, the wishes of the netizens behind will be realized.
Thank you for your support
Everyone read Xiao Jun's microblog from beginning to end, word by word, and then read it.
"Xiao Jun, don't take care of children as a shield. We will scold you for what we should scold!"
"Xiao Jun, is that what you want me to achieve? Even if it's your iron powder, I'll still scold you! "
"Xiao Jun, you are right. Yes, the big head son is the big head baby. But we still have to scold you
It's hard to calm people's anger.
However, Xiao Jun had known for a long time that this would happen. If no one scolded him for this, he would be in a panic.
In a rush of interest, he turned around and was preparing to open the micro blog comment area of Xiao Jun's studio to see what his wish was on the 1000th floor.
Who knows his own micro blog, unexpectedly changed the wind, not many people scolded him, all is Aite he, let him go to see the Animation Association and Qu fangkuo's Micro blog.
Huh? What's wrong with these people?
Xiao Jun first opened Qu fangkuo's microblog.
Qu fangkuo: "I have said for a long time that Xiao Jun is a man who only knows how to impress others. He attracts attention with the gimmick of a big freak, but he releases a children's cartoon. We have no opinion that you care for children, but what kind of feelings or educational significance can your cartoon bring to children? I thought Xiao Jun could have any excellent works, but in the end, he was still a rubbish
Well, this Qu fangkuo is really recognized. He has to step on Xiao Jun to improve himself.
In contrast, the micro blog of Animation Association is a little more euphemistic than Qu fangkuo.
Animation Association: "big head son and small head father" compared with "runaway comics", has really made a little progress. At least Xiao Jun knows how to color his animation characters. As for the others, I won't comment much. Just want to say, if such works can get a good place in the competition, then everyone in China can call themselves cartoonists. "Once upon a time, the treatment suffered by runaway comics has now been transferred to the big head son.
Obviously, these people are not fighting for Chinese animation, as they say, but they recognize Xiao Jun and specifically target him.
Many Xiao Jun's fans are said by these two microblogs that they have no temper at all.
Xiao Jun's first entry is now a 100% recommendation.
However, Qu fangkuo's "Huagui Tu" has tens of thousands of recommended tickets every day, and the total number of recommended tickets is almost over 100000.
In terms of data, they can't compare with others, but in terms of quality, alas, they can't.
I always feel that compared with Qu fangkuo's cartoon adaptation, Xiao Jun's cartoon has a gap of 20 years.
How can we win the championship.
Everyone thought Xiao Jun had fallen this time, but Xiao Jun himself was not anxious or angry, so he just said one word.
Xiao Jun: "let time prove everything!"
People from the Comics Association will laugh when they see this sentence.
Time proves everything?
There are only ten days left in this animation contest. How can you prove it.
What's more, children's cartoons like you, no matter how much time you have, can't compare with our "luxury picture", a cartoon with young people as the market.
The people of the Animation Association have stopped, and Xiao Jun's activities are still going on.
There are more than 3000 floors in the comment area of that microblog. Xiao Jun went back to find the whole thousand floors and carefully considered the requirements of those lucky netizens.
"1000F (netizen xiaodoubao): Xiao Jun, I want to watch adventure cartoons. I used to like a Japanese adventure cartoon. Now Guoman is going to develop. As long as there are adventurous Guoman, I will support it. "
"Xiao Jun's reply to the 1000th floor: OK, make an adventure cartoon for xiaodoubao students," travel around the world in underpants ". Please look forward to it at 8pm tomorrow evening."
"2000 floor (netizen Rainbow): I just saw that the comment area was brushing so fast, so I quickly sent the request, hoping that I could get 2000 floors. Xiao Jun, just look at my online name. I like rainbow. Can you draw some cartoons about rainbow in seven colors
"Xiao Jun's reply to the 2000th floor: OK, let's realize the wish of rainbow beauty and make the seven color rainbow cartoon" the love affair between grandfather and goblin ". It's also eight o'clock tomorrow evening. Please look forward to it."
"3000 floor (netizen Pipi): Aha, just over 2000 comments, can't you brush them. I'm pretty sure the 3000 floor is mine. Give Xiao Jun a problem, now all cartoons are people as the protagonist, you have the ability to come to a cartoon with animals as the protagonist
"Xiao Jun replied to 3000 floor: OK, accept the challenge of Comrade pipi, and make the cartoon" happy life of cat and mouse ", which is the leading role of animals. It's still 8 p.m. tomorrow evening. Please look forward to it."
Three replies in a row made many netizens dumbfounded.
Nima, what is Xiao Jun doing? Can he be normal?
Travel around the world in underwear?
Why don't you put a wire in your head and travel around the universe.
The love between grandfather and goblin?
This name alone will be banned. What's more, grandfather and goblin have a relationship with rainbow.
The happy life of cat and mouse?
Well, that's a normal name. But tell me how cats and mice live!
People who are familiar with Xiao Jun know that Xiao Jun has no bottom line, but I didn't expect that Xiao Jun would have no bottom line. He made a cartoon, which is a sense of adventure ethics suspense drama.
Isn't it eight tomorrow night? OK, we'll wait!
One day time in a hurry, the next night at eight o'clock, everyone is on time to open Xiaolong animation network.
This time we learn to be good, directly to search keywords.
As a result, "wearing underwear" has no relevant content, "grandfather and goblin" has no relevant content, "cat and mouse" has a lot of relevant content, but they are all works of people who have never heard of them.
Ah, Xiao Jun is cheating again!
With a lot of angry netizens killed Xiao Jun's Micro blog. Without waiting to scold him, they found that Xiao Jun had given the answer in advance and posted the links to the three cartoons he promised.
So we are patient, point to open Xiao Jun sent out the link.
Adventure cartoon, opening song.
"It's going to rain when it's thundering. Oh (what)?
If it rains, you need to take an umbrella. Oh (I know that too)!
Wear cotton padded jacket when it's cold.
When it's hot, wisdom is.
It's so simple!
Why is it thunder and rain?
Why winter and summer!
There are thousands of mysteries we don't know.
Wisdom is simple (what else), not simple (HI)! "At the end of the opening song, the four big characters "Haier brothers", when everyone patiently watched the first episode, they only felt the impulse to vomit blood.
Born deep in the sea, they are called the Haier brothers.
Shit, is there any mistake? It's the old man with white beard who made them. How did they become the product of the sea?
What's more, the old man with white beard has made man-made clothes. If he makes them appear in underwear, can't he work extra shifts and make clothes for others?
OK, the story content of the cartoon, we put up with it.
Xiao Jun said that he was "traveling around the world in his underwear". Just watching the opening song, we knew that the introduction was ok, and we tolerated it.
But there is one thing we can't bear.
That is, we all come to see comics, you TM even released a children's cartoon!