Chapter 618

When Xiao Jun made promises to countless netizens on the Internet, TV station staff all over the country already hated him to the bone.

At 8 p.m., more than half an hour has passed, and the problem of TV signal has not been solved.

Everyone has found a strange phenomenon, that is, everyone has been affected, only Xiao Jun's TV series has not been affected, but has gained huge benefits.

Once upon a time, the rumor that "Xiao Jun is a plague star" was wildly spread in the TV industry. At this moment, it has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the majority of TV people.

But for Xiao Jun, who would have suffered such a disastrous problem.

As a result, TV stations all over the country, without exception, strongly resisted Xiao Jun in their work reports while reporting special circumstances.

"We must severely ban Xiao Jun, not only him, but also everything about him. Let this person disappear completely in the television industry. "

After the leaders on duty of radio and television received the news from all sides, they really couldn't laugh or cry.

How disgusted Xiao Jun is.

Let's not talk about how Xiao Jun, who is angry with the radio and television mother, is handled. Let's just talk about Xiao Jun himself.

Since he made a solemn promise, we all know how miserable Xiao Jun's experience is. With sympathy, we forgive Xiao Jun and accept the Anti Japanese drama.

If you don't accept it, there is no other TV program to watch.

so he watched the rhythm of the Tucao again and looked back. He could not see how to make complaints about Xiao Jun's pit.

Xiao Jun Tucao sixth bombs: "the anti women drama drama" make complaints about women's spirit. Before, there was a handsome guy who hit a good plane with a grenade. Our pretty girl said that it was weak. Look at us blasting the plane with stones.

cough, feel shy, once in a play, forget the normal people's thinking, we began to make complaints about children.

From a scientific point of view, when we see aircraft coming on the battlefield, the first thing we should do is to stay away from the gravel area and look for caves or rivers to hide.

Then shout and cover your ears. Don't let the bomb explode and deafen your ears.

And then, it is to use colorful cloth and other things to shake, let comrades see, to warn comrades.

Finally, according to the time difference between the return of the aircraft, it is necessary to evacuate the right and wrong places quickly.

is totally beyond comprehension. The captain of the women's bomb unit, whose hair is straightened up, seems to be a beauty soldier using dozens of shampoo combination essence to wash her hair, such as rejoice, Kang Wang, Head and Shoulders, 100 years old hair, and so on. She actually came up with a "clever plan" to use explosives to detonate the stones on the mountain and then use the rubble to knock down the plane.

In the end, they managed to blow up two planes twice.

I want to say that our physics teacher is going to be furious. "

as in the past, as in the past, Xiao Jun's Tucao is still sharp. The reply of the netizens is still not make complaints about him.

Xiao Jun, you know so much about science. Why do you write such a simple TV play? Do you despise science? If you have the ability, you can give us some scientific plots of TV series!

make complaints about the drama of Anti Japanese drama, and make complaints about Xiao Jun Tucao TV drama. Everyone comes to Tucao Xiao Jun.

Xiao Jun also lived up to expectations, followed by a Science Lecture in the next episode.

……

In the 17th minute and 13th second of the series, the troops in the front battlefield of the Anti Japanese war carried out a war exercise inside the army.

In the exercise venue, the protagonist, who only throws stones at people, holds a pistol from the coquettish hostess. When the war is stuck, he looks constipated and raises his hand to shoot.

Then the bullet, which came out of the chamber, crossed a strange arc in the air and hit an electric light that ordinary people can't see when they turn around.

After this scene, there is the following dialogue.

The woman master held down the gun in the man's hand, and then cried out, "stop, stop the drill!"

Everyone stood up, the officer of the army entered, and the woman rushed up: "Dad, what's the matter with you! We have said for a long time that the exercise uses empty shells. Why is it that everyone else has live ammunition, and only the person next to me is an empty shell? Is this too unfair? "

The commander of the army laughed: "others use live ammunition to give this comrade a sense of war tension. Don't worry. The soldiers selected for the exercise are all my carefully selected sharpshooters. They can't kill people. "

The commander of the army turned to look at the man: "comrade, Congratulations, you have successfully become a sniper."

People around applauded.

The commander stepped into the middle of the room and said, "comrade, did you just shoot at this pillar?"

Man: "yes."Officer: then why can your bullet go around this post and hit the light

Man: "I don't know."

Officer: then why do you want to turn on that light

Man: "well, I felt that the lamp was so high that I couldn't get through it from my point of view. I just wonder if I can throw a bullet around like a stone. "

If you think about it, sir.

Hostess: "Dad, will the bullet turn?"

The officer nodded: "generally speaking, the rifling will give the bullet a rotating force at the moment when the bullet is fired. This kind of high-speed rotation will lead to gyro stabilization. Even in the case of crosswinds, the gyroscopic stability will not be greatly affected. "

The woman looked naive: "that means that the bullet will not turn."

The man said, "why do you turn when you throw stones?"

The officer laughed: "the two are not the same, there is a big difference in quality, and the bullet can be much faster than the stone."

Why do you say, "Dad, how can you explain the round shot just now?"

The officer laughed again: "this should have something to do with his ability to throw stones that can turn corners."

The man was even more stupid: "don't you say that the two are not the same thing?"

The officer finally attracted everyone's attention and said, "it's not the same thing, but there is a certain connection between them. I heard that there is a famous master of firearms in Germany, William pick. Master once said that there is a long lost shooting method, called gun fighting.

There is a principle to make the bullet turn, that is, the shooter makes the wrist of the gun shake rapidly at the moment when the bullet comes out of the chamber. This shaking gives the bullet a horizontal acceleration, thus forming an arc. So the faster the wrist shakes, the better we can get the perfect curve we need. This is gun fighting. "

The woman master suddenly realized: "ah, Dad, you mean that it can shoot bullets that will turn, because it can throw stones that will turn."

The officer nodded happily: "that's right. It was at the moment of shooting that he used the technique of shaking his wrist like a stone that he would throw around the corner, and then he shot a bullet like a gun fight. Comrade, you can. "

The man is extremely stupid: "I feel that I want to be deceived."

Officer: "that's OK. One more shot."

Man: "good."

The man took the gun, closed his eyes, shot out the second bullet that would turn, and then the light fell off.

Everyone clapped and cheered.

……

It's only half of a 45 minute episode. All the audience can't watch it anymore.

is also at this time, we can be achieved at the beginning of the promised, while watching the drama side make complaints about the grand aspiration.

"Your sister, I really can't stand it. You TM drill, others use real guns, you use fake guns. It's going to kill people. I'm really convinced that the mistress only cares about fairness. "

"Wipe, is that officer here to have fun. He carefully selected the sharpshooters, and then confidently said that these sharpshooters can't kill people. I've had enough. I can't kill people. Am I a sharpshooter? "

"I said," can you people say the main point upstairs? The point is whether the bullet will turn. For the first time in my life, I've heard about gun fighting. It's also the first time I've heard that there's a principle for bullets to turn. The physics teacher's coffin is going to be blown away! "

"I just want to ask if there is any relationship between the round bullet and the round stone. Just explain to me if it's OK, if it's OK! "

"As the saying goes, sharpshooters are fed by bullets. In real history, the revolutionary Anti Japanese soldiers who were extremely short of training opportunities and ammunition reserves could only be interpreted as gifted if they were good at shooting. You said, there are sharpshooters, we believe. The shooting posture of your protagonist is unreliable. We have to bear it. But the bullet from your gun makes a big turn in the air, which is an insult to our intelligence quotient hongguoguo! "

"Comrades, this story tells us that you can't throw stones, you are a fart gun!"

"Xiao Jun, get out of here and I'll ask you where you found the scientific basis for the bullet turning. Who's William peak? You've been provoked? "

talk nonsense make complaints about the "Anti Japanese drama", which was pushed to the commanding heights by the bullying theory of "bullet turning".

Among the curses, Xiao Jun finally responded.

Xiao Jun Tucao seventh bombs: "we are all shot sharpshooters make complaints about every bullet."

All the audience: "Xiao Jun, get out of here!"

Xiao Jun: "don't worry, everyone. In order to make up for the damage to your hearts, I'll give you a wave of welfare in the eighth episode. It's real welfare. Minor children, please don't watch TV play, go to bed quickly. Single comrades, please have tissue ready. "All the audience: "Xiao Jun, believe you to have a ghost."

Xiao Jun: "believe it or not, please watch quietly."

……

Time goes by unconsciously. The third episode of the four episode Anti Japanese drama has been finished.

Those who entered the pit couldn't get out of the pit. Those who spent the whole night trying to repair the TV signal gave up and entered the pit of Anti Japanese drama.

Just when Xiao Jun quietly revealed to everyone that he had welfare, he was in a five-star hotel near Yuran entertainment company, the capital of Jiangnan province.

Jade sister with Li Yifei and other beautiful women, is with a group of entertainment star investors push cup for cup.

Among them are ding Mingkai, whom Xiao Juncai has just met, and Nangong Boren, whom he has not seen for a long time.