Chapter 637

"Well, let's look at the third letter. Wow, it was sent to me by a female fan named "city of spring water". What to do? How to do? I'm so excited to receive a letter from a female fan for the first time. "

Xiao Jun, who wears a headgear with facial expression, keeps wriggling his brain bag. He looks excited, which makes many people very happy.

A moment later, Xiao Jun coughed softly, tried his best to suppress his excitement, and looked down at the piece of paper again.

"I really want to have a baby with you, shaunima..."

This sentence came out slowly, and the audience immediately exclaimed, but then felt Xiao Jun's tone changed, and continued to read along the paper.

"Xiao NIMA, please tell Han Yixing this sentence for me."

Xiao Jun said, just listen to "bang", the big screen behind him, immediately put out a photo of Han Yixing.

Countless female fans cheered, but Xiao Jun waved the paper in his hand and threw it on the big screen.

In a flash, the paper turned into a firelight, and Han Yixing's photo on the screen burned with it.

At this time, everyone heard Xiao Jun's voice.

"Well, the world is clean at last. It's nice to burn heterosexuals to death."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

Xiao Jun is shameless, but he still burns heterosexuals. There are not enough people in the world. Do you want to subjugate the country and exterminate the species.

"Well, let's look at the next fan letter. The fan said, "Xiao NIMA, I love your documentary" Jiawu Festival ". The film is well written and directed. Could you please tell Mr. Hu Fei, the director of jiawuji... "

Speaking of this, Xiao Jun gave a slight pause, and the camera lens turned directly to Hu Fei. All the audience immediately saw Hu Fei's face in consternation on the big screen.

This scene stops for a moment and then disappears. Xiao Jun, like no one else, tears all the cards in his hand to pieces, and then gives out a warm cry.

"Well, it seems that my fans are very concerned about me. Let's get to the point without saying that it's useless. "

It was originally a change of rhythm, but after Xiao Jun said it, it attracted countless people's laughter.

What cares about you? It's all about caring about others.

What other people's fans want to say to Mr. Hu Fei? You tell us, why did you tear the card.

Hu Fei's side is also full of tears and laughter. Unexpectedly, Xiao Jun gave her a show.

After a short pause, when everyone's mood calms down, Xiao Jun opens his mouth slowly again.

"With fan letters, let's get to the point. Recently, there has been a lot of good news about the stock market. I believe everyone here is very happy, right?"

As soon as this sentence came out, there were people who felt deeply under the stage.

"That's right!"

Xiao Jun nodded slightly: "well, the stock market is good, which proves that our country's macroeconomic regulation and control has played a crucial role, which is a great good thing for the country and the people. But for our director Hu Fei, the stock market is booming, but it's hard for her. "

Huh?

Such a turning point suddenly made everyone confused. Everyone's eyes looked at Hu Fei in the director's seat.

The camera also turned around. After a short stay, everyone's attention was attracted back by Xiao Jun's words again.

"Our beautiful director Hu Fei is from Inner Mongolia. Since becoming our manager and program director, Xiao Jun has followed me everywhere.

Several times, I couldn't bear it, so I wanted to give Hu Fei a holiday and let her go home to visit her relatives.

Guess what, Hu Fei said, no, as long as there is a stock exchange, she can find the feeling of going home.

At that time, the stock market plummeted all the way, looking all green, Hu Fei was talking like this to comfort his homesick heart.

It's a pity that we can't do it now. The stock exchange is red everywhere, just like the fire brigade. So every time we miss home, our beautiful director Hu Fei has to run to the post office. "

At the end, Xiao Jun shook his head helplessly.

After a moment of stupefaction, the audience burst out laughing.

I'll go, Xiao Jun. do you want to hurt me? I'm still talking about letters to comfort my homesickness. Do you regard the stock exchange as a grassland.

Let Hu Fei go to the post office every day. We don't want Hu Fei to be homesick at the stock exchange any more.

Hu Fei pursed her lips in the tumultuous laughter, and turned a small white eye at Xiao Jun on the stage. This guy is really, just like me.

"Well, with that little thing, let's talk about the big thing. What is a major event is, of course, a national event.

What has been making a lot of noise these days must be the territorial dispute between Japan and China.First of all, we want to talk about the historical origin of the dispute and the ownership of the fishing island.

Friends who have seen the Jiawu festival must know how to lose the fishing island. Yes, that's right. It was robbed by those Japanese devils more than 100 years ago.

But then something happened.

Listen to me.

Diaoyu Island was occupied by the Japanese until World War II. Of course, the result of World War II was the defeat of the Japanese. According to the post-war treaty, the land that had been unjustifiably occupied by the Japanese before would be returned to China.

If possible, I believe that at that time, China could take advantage of the situation and recover the Japanese into our land.

But the problem is, after the end of World War II, our country fell into a four-year civil war.

It was during this period that a restless guy jumped out. The United States took over all the fruits of our province after World War II, and sent troops to Japan and the whole East China Sea and the West Pacific Islands.

They are eyeing China.

Later, as we all know, there was a war to resist US aggression and aid Korea, which made the US emperor completely dare not have any idea about China.

The United States has run away, and our country has entered a period of construction and development.

However, no one thought that on that beautiful island, there were still American soldiers stationed.

Half a century ago, the United States gave up its control over Japan and withdrew its troops.

The most critical problem is that the US emperor has no complaints about the withdrawal of its troops from the Japanese mainland, but there is a difference when it withdraws its troops from the fishing island.

The U.S. emperor said, this island is not owned by your Japanese nation. You have no reason to let us withdraw.

The Japanese said that the island is clearly ours.

Meidi said that the contract says that the island belongs to Huaxia.

Japan said, then I'll give you some money, let's tear up the contract.

In this way, Japan spent 166 million to buy a power to tear up the contract from the United States.

So there is today's territorial dispute. "

Xiao Jun has always boasted that he is an expert in historical research. Now when we talk about historical stories, it really makes everyone really listen to it, but it's full of silence.

Everyone was attracted by Xiao Jun's story.

When we finally understand the whole story, everyone is filled with boundless anger.

After making trouble for a long time, a robber and a thief got together and took away our children.

The atmosphere of the scene is dignified, and in this dignified atmosphere, Xiao Jun suddenly burst out of a sentence, suddenly let everyone laugh again.

"The reason why I tell you this story is to express my inner indignation. What am I indignant about? He dared to say that he had bought the Diaoyu Islands for 166 million. You're kidding! This is not only an invasion of our territory, but also an insult to our Chinese land price. 166 million, not to mention an island. In the capital of China, it's not enough for you to buy a building. Garbage, poor man! "

Xiao Jun's indignant voice came from his head. The irony in his tone only made everyone laugh.

"Oh, an insult to the land price. Is there any mistake? Is this how it counts? Hahaha, I'm so happy. "

"Xiao Jun is right. The Japanese devils are really poor. If they want to buy our island with that little money, we can kill them with half a building."

"Ha ha, it's funny that Xiao Jun doesn't have such a serious face."

There was a lot of laughter, while Xiao Jun shook his big head and coughed.

"Hello, everyone, I'm talking about national affairs here. Can I be serious?"

"Okay, okay, we're serious."

"Well, that's right. Let's go on. I believe many people have doubts about why to protect fishing. Now I will answer your questions with facts.

The fact is the data. The dispute over fishing island is equivalent to the dispute over the East China Sea oil field. What does the East China Sea oil field mean? That's 7.7 billion tons of crude oil.

How much is the value of so much crude oil? That's 3.0916 trillion US dollars, which is 25.35 trillion Chinese dollars.

If so much money is shared equally among 1.5 billion Chinese people, it will be equivalent to 16900.47 yuan per person. Now I want to say that it's Lao Tzu's money. I don't care what little Japanese devils are. No one can touch my 16000 yuan! "

Once this was said, the audience at the scene exploded again.

Well, it's said that we should take this matter seriously. How can Xiao Jun be so persistent.

This national event to his mouth, how has become a matter of concern to each and every one of us.

It's right to think about it. Why let those Chinese devils rob our fishing island.

For nothing else, we can't let them succeed just for our sixteen thousand dollars."For sixteen thousand, protect the Diaoyu Islands!"

"For sixteen thousand, protect the Diaoyu Islands!"

"For sixteen thousand..."

I don't know who started, but there was such a uniform voice on the scene.

No one thought that a new program of Xiao Jun had aroused the resonance of all audiences in less than ten minutes.

Hu Fei in the director's seat, looking at Xiao Jun on the stage, has a look of worship in her eyes.