Chapter 639

"Well, I don't want to talk much. After the interview, let's enter into the real" big event of rampage. ".

Ladies and gentlemen, what has been the biggest and most heated issue in recent days. There is no need to think about it or doubt it. It's definitely Xiao Mou, my companion of Xiao NIMA, as a screenwriter, who produced the TV series Anti Japanese drama.

To tell you the truth, I never thought that "Anti Japanese drama" could cause such a big sensation. According to incomplete statistics, behind the supernatural event of the whole Chinese TV station that night, more than 200 million people in China watched the drama at the same time.

I should have done some advertising for my TV series in advance if I had known such a situation. I even thought about the advertising words.

Cough, cough.

Comrades, are you still experiencing sleeplessness every night?

My friends, are you still worried about your TV channels?

Audience, are you still having trouble choosing what to watch?

Ha ha, now, your gospel has come.

As long as you turn on the TV, whether you are watching CCTV or local TV, all channels broadcast the same drama.

is more awesome than you think, and you deserve it.

Xiao Jun is here to advertise his TV series, not to mention how happy the scene is.

Many people laughed and scolded on the spot. Shameless,

, Xiao Jun, you have to be shameless. That anti Japanese drama is basically a slag, and you make complaints about it.

Originally, it was a casual sentence, but Xiao Jun on the stage made a loud finger.

"Bingo! Make complaints about this fuck up, I make complaints about all humanity here. I did not do well enough. I did not carry out the spirit of Tucao.

Today, taking this opportunity, I choose some classic scenes and quotations to help you. In retrospect, this TV play has been broadcast, and even I think it will never be broadcast again.

First of all, these are two Japanese. They are quarreling in parallelism.

"You coward who betrayed the Empire!"

"Well, then you are a bloodthirsty butcher!"

"You are a disgrace to the Japanese Empire!"

"You are the scum of the Daiwa people!"

Beep, beep, beep, beep

Oh, I'll go. All the quarrels between the Japanese people are in Chinese. If they don't get a certificate of CET-8, how can they invade China.

In addition, let's see how our ancestors fought against Japanese.

Look at the dragon ball. The qigong of the turtle school is weak. Our anti Japanese heroes are really strong.

Tear the devil!

I've read one hundred words of "Dragon Ball" and one hundred times of "journey to the west", but I haven't seen the monkey king do so well.

In addition, women do not let men, the real goddess of war is not in the United States, in our Chinese.

The Chinese girl was pressed on the grass and insulted by a group of Japanese devils. Then she pulled an arrow from the side.

I thought she was going to commit suicide. After all, this is some tradition of our Chinese nation.

But she flew straight up and put on her pants automatically. One of them was a cloud arrow, which killed a large area.

I wonder, how can you be pushed down if you can kill like this?

No, I really can't go on. The more I think about it, the more I think it will reduce my IQ. I wonder why none of the so-called experts in film and TV plays made an objective evaluation at the beginning of the new year.

Do they want me to scold myself here?

What's more, I don't believe in Cao Dan's plot. Some experts believe it. They believe it! "

As Xiao Jun thought before, "Anti Japanese drama" is the most popular event these days, and almost most of the audience have seen it.

At that time, without Xiao Jun's guidance, we all watched the drama in a hurry. However, in retrospect, there were more troughs in those TV dramas than we thought.

"Ladies and gentlemen, anyway, that TV play can no longer be broadcast. If there is a chance to broadcast it, I will be the first to take the lead in boycotting it.

So, I don't want to hide. I'll share with you the classic quotations from my own divine drama.

First, "comrades, the eight year war of resistance against Japan has begun!"

I want to say, brother, this is a divine prophecy.

Second, "comrades, the war of resistance against Japan is now in its seventh year, and there is still the last year. We must not give up."

Another prophet came to the world.

Third, "my grandfather was brutally killed by Japanese devils when he was nine years old. I hate Japanese devils."

My sister, this comrade, your grandfather is too strong. If the biology teacher knows this, his world outlook will collapse.Fourth, "I'm going to smash the plane down with stones."

Hehe, sister, don't mention the stone, you can blow the plane down with a grenade, er, no, I think you can still blow the plane down with a muzzle gun.

Fifth, each person should carry 150 kg of explosives and March quickly.

My God, during the war of resistance against Japan, people were not satisfied with food and clothing. Do you think our soldiers are Superman? They are n times better than the seals. How can the Japanese invaders be ashamed of their great ability?

Sixth, "eight hundred miles away, one shot to kill the devil's machine gunner."

Brother, your gun is loaded with missiles.

Seventh, "Yama told you to die at five o'clock, but you can't live to three o'clock!"

Well, did I remember it wrong? The original words seem to be that the king of hell told you to die in the third shift. Who dares to keep you in the fifth shift. I just want to say that you are more powerful than Yama.

Eighth, "a fat translator said to Tai Jun," there is a saying in China that we should return the way of the other with the body of the other. "

There are only so many old Chinese traditions that you have tampered with. It's not easy for the Japanese invaders to be beaten by our anti Japanese troops, and they have to bear the intelligence suppression of the brainless traitors.

Ninth, "for the sake of safety, I sent my mother to a safe place and protected her."

The more I listen to these words, the more I feel that they are unsafe.

Tenth, "ha ha ha ha, you've fallen into my trap!"

I estimate that the Japanese devils were stunned by our anti Japanese war heroes, and they automatically turned into black masters.

Well, I can't. I'll just say so much. I feel that simply collecting these classic quotations will reduce my IQ to negative. "

Xiao Jun tilted his head and showed his hands to both sides. That helpless look really represented an expression pack.

The audience is also very excited. They have long wanted to have a deep understanding of the Anti Japanese drama. This time, Xiao Jun completely satisfied everyone's wishes.

The scene was jubilant, and everyone was happy to record the words, which was the best conversation with relatives and friends after dinner.

At the moment when the audience were playing happily, the lights on the stage darkened again.

It only took a few seconds to light up again.

Without any props to prepare, Xiao Jun still stands in the middle of the stage with a big head cover.

But in the dark, everyone felt that his momentum had changed a little bit.

"At this point, it's also the last time. Let's go into the last link and go on a rampage. Make complaints about

from today's territorial dispute to the Anti Japanese fuck drama.

In fact, I would like to know what other people think of the Anti Japanese drama.

I have to say that Xiao NIMA has also been to Japan, and there are also a few Japanese friends.

To tell you the truth, the vast majority of the Japanese people still maintain a simple and kind-hearted attitude. The real problem is that it is their Japanese government.

I dare not comment on a country's government, just talk about the Japanese I know.

As we all know, Xiaolong network technology company recruited a Japanese program ape to do research and development in the company a few days ago.

On the first day of work, the Japanese programmer said to his colleagues: "when I was working in Japan, I was a workaholic. I came home late every day. I hope you can keep up with me. Don't drag your feet. "

A month later, the Japanese ape resigned and returned home.

Before I left, I asked him, well done here, why did he leave suddenly?

He was very excited. At that time, he yelled in his voice: "you Chinese are so inhumane. You often sleep in the company all night and work overtime. Do you want people to live?"

People thought that Xiao Jun's serious tone was to tell a philosophical story. Who knows, he told a story.

Is it inhumane for the Chinese to work overtime, driving the Japanese crazy?

There was another burst of laughter.

Waiting for the laughter to subside, Xiao Jun said again: "ha ha, this story sounds very funny, but it also reflects from the side that the Japanese do not understand our Chinese culture.

This anti Japanese drama series video has also spread overseas and been seen by many Japanese people.

Do you know what the Japanese say about this TV play?

"Well, this plot is a bit interesting.".

"Japanese TV series should be so absurd.".

"It doesn't have to be serious. It's just a funny drama in the guise of Anti Japanese war drama.".

Absurd, funny, that's what the Japanese say most. It seems that they are commenting on a TV play, but if you think about it carefully, this is clearly their inner comment on the history of the Anti Japanese war.

They launched a war to make our ancestors suffer. We use artistic means to commemorate it, but they are saying something absurd and funny here.Ladies and gentlemen, I am very sad, because no Japanese has considered the root cause of these dramas.

It was a war that made countless Chinese people lose their lives, OK!

Some people criticize me and say that I mislead young people with such boring things, but have these people never thought about how to guide them correctly?

Do these people only dare to point fingers at our own people, and dare not comment and refute the Japanese people's ideas?

When the Japanese humiliated us with problem cartoons, where did these experts go? Where did those who claimed to be excellent writers and artists go?

Counterattack, this is obviously a cultural war based on the war of life. Why, so far, I am the only one fighting back.

If extremely excellent anti Japanese War dramas have been spread for a long time, would it be necessary for me to shoot "Jiawu Festival" and get a sensational "Anti Japanese God drama"

Xiao Jun said here, almost roaring out his own voice.

Finally, all the talents have a vague understanding of what Xiao Jun wants to express in the first issue of the "rampage".