On the Qilin stone of Wanjie mountain, Zhang Tiezui was lying on it, bored. He reached out and pushed the big eye box, shook his head and sighed: "what a bitch! I'll be a eunuch in my next life!"
"Who, brother Zhang? Who are you talking about? Is eunuch still so addictive? " Zhang Chunsheng, a little dead boy, looks like a curious baby. He looks at Zhang Tiezui with adoring eyes and asks.
Zhang Chunsheng has just become a ghost. If he leaves Zhang Tiezui, he will be a ghost. He doesn't know much about ghosts. His only choice is to follow Zhang Tiezui and take Zhang Tiezui as the boss! Zhang Chunsheng understands a truth, as long as the boss is well served, one day the boss will come out of the devil's land, and he will also get a ride.
Zhang Tiezui lowered his head and clasped his fingernails. He didn't even glance at his brother. He exclaimed, "silly brother, I think you are my family, so I take you in! If it's aimed at your IQ, I don't need you to carry my shoes! I'm afraid of tumbling when I walk! How many eunuchs are there in Wanjie mountain? Is that obviously Guo Gong? In the future, before you open your mouth in front of me, say something useful. If you waste your breath, put it away and be sprayed out! My time is so precious that I can't stop you wasting it like this. "
Zhang Chunsheng frowned slightly and began to think that Zhang Tiezui, the elder brother, was good and chivalrous. But Zhang Tiezui made such a fool of himself that he found a fatal flaw. He was so easy to believe people! Now it's so painful to be a ghost. I'm just stunned on the spot. I feel a little uncomfortable.
Zhang Tiezui raised his head, looked at his younger brother Chunsheng, and sighed: "my Zhang Tiezui is a celebrity in the world at least. He will judge people's life and death, and he will be sure to do it! I've never lost my tongue. Everyone calls me the judge with iron mouth. This name is not obtained in exchange for three packets of sugar and two packets of fruit. It's obtained with real talent and learning! It's also because I'm strict with myself in my life and work, so I can have the later achievements! If you follow me, you have to obey the rules. First of all, you have to be obedient. No matter what I say is right or wrong, you have to listen carefully and do not argue! If you want to fart, stay away from me
"Well!" Zhang Chunsheng seems to be angry. His nose makes a hum, and he nods his head fiercely.
Zhang Tiezui sneered: "don't hum with me. It's you who suffer!"
"Brother Zhang, you think too much. I don't have the mind to make trouble. I really treat you as my elder brother. Can I not listen to you?" Zhang Chunsheng, no matter how poor he is, was once a person who had mixed up with the society. He could not be more clear about his kindness and uprightness! He swore: "if brother Zhang doesn't believe it, I can swear with a ghost!"
"Come on, save your strength! What I don't believe most is the oath, in my eyes The so-called oath is a lie! How many people can abide by the agreement? We agreed to go together, but we'll break up when we walk! "
Zhang Tiezui was filled with emotion. He confused Zhang Chunsheng and thought, oh, it seems that brother Zhang has a story! This old melancholy It seems that he is also a person with rich feelings! Curious, he asked tentatively, "brother Zhang, are you separated from me? I guess it should be a woman, but also a woman that you can't let go! Right? "
When Zhang Tiezui heard this, he widened his eyes and looked at Zhang Chunsheng viciously. He was instantly surprised that this dead product was a broken mouth. He opened his mouth with a gun and stabbed people in his heart! He raised his hand to take a big mouth out of Zhang Chunsheng. Zhang Chunsheng dodged quickly and didn't hit his neck.
Zhang Chunsheng said with a smile: "brother Zhang, I'm wrong. Don't be angry. I promise not next time. I swear to God No, I swear to Tiange, I will be obedient in the future! "
Zhang Tiezui was not in the mood to talk to him. He pointed to Zhang Chunsheng and said, "I don't want to beat you! You listen to me. I'll tell you one thing now. Just promise to finish it. If it's beautiful, I'll I never swear to see you in the future! You see what I can do to you! "
"Brother Zhang, you can say anything. I'll support you all the way in the wind and rain!" When Zhang Chunsheng saw that Zhang Tiezui was not joking, he put away his playful face and asked in an urgent voice with a serious expression.
"It's no big deal. You send my words to brother Tian and come back. Don't stay here. You don't know what brother Tian asks you! Can you do it? " Zhang Tiezui looked at Zhang Chunsheng's face with great interest. He said with a smile: "you are a little dead man. When you hear about Tiange, your face turns red! Besides, it's not a blind date for you to see brother Tian. What's your red face? "
"No Brother Zhang, don't get me wrong. I just have no face to see brother Tian. What a shame! " When Zhang Chunsheng saw Zhang Tiezui's face, he sighed deeply: "make sure it's done, understand!"
Zhang Tiezui beckoned Zhang Chunsheng to the front and said, "I can only tell brother Tian secretly, otherwise we can't even do ghosts!
Zhang Chunsheng took a breath and thought that it must be very complicated. He didn't think much about it. He leaned close to Zhang Tiezui and was suddenly grabbed by Zhang Tiezui's hair. He pressed it on the stone and gave him a shot. Zhang Tiezui also grumbled: "your grandmother's leg, who are you with? I hit you and hide, I can't kill you “Zhang Tiezui beat Zhang Chunsheng violently. His fist strength had been stifled for a long time. He was waiting for the opportunity to pass the hall for Zhang Chunsheng. It was also a ceremony to accept the students. He beat Zhang Chunsheng black and blue, and he was too tired to breathe. Then he released his hand and said to Zhang Chunsheng: "no rules, no square! Remember the rules of people and ghosts. If you don't follow my rules and play Yin behind my back, I'll let you know how Yin I am! "
"Oh, brother Zhang is merciful. I'm wrong. You beat me, scolded me, and got angry. I should go to work for you!" At this time, Zhang Chunsheng realized that Zhang Tiezui was not an oil saver. He was fierce, and his fist skills were as swift as thunder and lightning. His head was always buzzing, and his consciousness of resistance did not rise. He was completely scared! A face of bitter forced phase, nostril bleeding, cry for mercy.
Zhang Tiezui doesn't want to be such a bad hand, but he can't help it. If he wants to be loyal to the people he follows, he has to convince him first. He can't just rely on his mouth. He always scares people with words. After a long time, he's all real! I can't take him seriously! He grabbed Zhang Chunsheng's hair and threw it fiercely. Zhang Chunsheng faltered and almost didn't fall down. Then he heard Zhang Tiezui's impatient voice: "the dog's head is losing its head. It makes me angry when I look at it! Hurry up and tell brother Tian that you've delayed a big event, and I'll make it impossible for you to do it! "
"You haven't told me to take that sentence?" Zhang Chunsheng is honest and complacent. He makes a cry.
"Eunuch's visit tonight!" With that, Zhang Tiezui waved to Zhang Chunsheng and said, "go! Don't mess up this matter. Brother Tian's safety is directly related to our life and death! "
"Oh Zhang Chunsheng made an OK gesture. His spirit trembled and his voice was loud. Then he turned around and ran. His figure flickered a few times and lost his trace.
Zhang Tiezui looked at the place where Zhang Chunsheng had disappeared. He was shocked and sighed in his heart. Brother Tian was right! The selfishness of human beings is innate. The dead goods cry and pee for a second. They play the role of poor people. When they hear that it's related to his life and death, they even use the daily language of Northeast China! Come and go a gust of wind, the speed is no one!
Zhang Tiezui's eyes turned, and he thought that his hand was too gentle. This boy is playing lightly!