Learning from the classics?

He's not talking about learning from the west, is he?

Seeing the news from the demon Bruce Lee, yeshiqiu and all other online friends can't help but get curious.

With the devil Bruce Lee's character, he doesn't look like the kind of person who is willing to protect a monk from the Middle Earth to the west, step by step. Oh no, dragon.

But

The result of the Western Heaven's Sutra study is to get a Buddhist system and some merits and virtues. Maybe the dragon is willing to do it.

But it's too time consuming!

As a member of Zhutian Wanjie boss chat group, I have the advantage of communicating with all the world. Is it really cost-effective to spend so many years in order to gain merits and virtues from a low-level world?

Anyway, it's not worth it to someone.

What's more, this is not what you can get. The quota has been arranged. Do you want to kill one of them and replace it?

You're kidding!

Just when someone in the night was puzzled, Bruce Lee continued to send a message: "group leader, the development of Bruce Lee's Zhutian pet store has encountered a bottleneck recently. In the supply of pet goods, many customers gave feedback that the number of varieties available is small and the grade is not high enough. Therefore, Bruce Lee wants to find some high-grade and attractive pets from all over the world as commodities 。”

"Didn't you just come back from Baifeng mountain? Didn't you get anything?" Asked Qiu at night.

Devil Bruce Lee: "there's a harvest, but that can only alleviate the defect of the small number of pets. Bruce Lee doesn't encounter any high-level prey in Baifeng mountain, so I'm afraid it's hard to have a strong attraction to the guests."

Yeshiqiu: "what does it have to do with you going to the west to get scriptures?"

Devil Bruce Lee: how to learn from the west

In the pet shop, a confused expression flashed on the face of demon Bruce Lee. When did he say that he wanted to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures?

He clearly wants to get the scriptures of Monkey King and pig eight commandments.

Thinking about it, the demon Bruce Lee looks back at the tools that Ah Fu has prepared for himself. With them, he will be able to take back the Sutra of Monkey King. Then, with the Sutra, he will make their children and grandchildren and sell them as pets Business will be very hot!

Yes, this Scripture is not that Scripture, but that essence.

Recently, with the development of pet business, devil Bruce Lee has begun to expand his business. Besides dragon pet, he also sells other pets. Moreover, he has learned a small method called rub heat from human beings.

The pets he sells can't be all of those unknown and not well-known breeds. He must set up a brand for them. If there is a ready-made brand, it's better not to be obsessed with it.

With this in mind, the demon Bruce Lee, who has been waiting for the opportunity, meets Yu Suo, who just entered the group yesterday. From his mouth, the demon Bruce Lee learns that there is a space-time similar to journey to the West in his world. There are many well-known creatures like monkey king and pig Bajie.

He can go to his world to find the monkey king and others, and cooperate with them to collect their menstrual fluid, and then cultivate their offspring through the special means of combining science and magic.

Then, he advertised in the affiliated world and group: sell the descendants of Qi Tian Da Sheng and marshal Tianpeng. Who wants to have a pet with Qi Tian Da Sheng and marshal Tianpeng's blood? The number is limited. Hurry to buy it!

Don't think about it. If the advertisement goes out, the business will be very hot.

This is called celebrity effect!

The behavior of selling pets in their own name is called rubbing heat, but no one can blame me.

Because what I sell is their descendants, and my advertisements are not fake. Nowadays, I'm not even allowed to tell the truth, right?

Thinking of this, the devil Bruce Lee has to admire himself again - Bruce Lee, I'm so smart!

Then, he sent the world he wanted to travel for to the group leader.

At this moment, he also reflected that his improper use of words may have led to the group leader's misunderstanding of himself, but there is no way. If the two words Jing and ye are put together, they will be blocked. This dog system, even if it doesn't allow swearing, even this kind of words have to be blocked. It's really rampant.

But Bruce Lee couldn't help it, so he had to let it go.

Alas!

…………

Magic mobile world.

Yeshiqiu's eyelids twitch violently when he receives a private message from the demon Bruce Lee.

You don't want to learn from the West. You want to learn from monkeys and pigs.

How did you come up with the idea of collecting their essence and cultivating their offspring to be sold as pets A little genius, isn't it?!

Ask yourself, if there are descendants of Monkey King and Zhu Bajie for sale, you may not be able to bear the temptation to go for a walk in his pet shop, because it's really attractive.However, how can you conclude that the monkey king will cooperate with you?

He is hard to conquer!

As for Zhu Bajie, it's a simple batch. If you show him two videos of an island, he will flow out his essence. Then he can recycle his underwear directly.

"Group leader, can Bruce Lee go with you?" After explaining the purpose, the demon Bruce Lee asks yeshiqiu again.

"Come if you want." Knowing that the demon Bruce Lee has bought a rune that leads to the world, the reason why he asked if he could go with him is that he was worried about his lack of strength and what danger he would encounter. When he was with him, he could get a sense of security, he replied casually.

"Thank you very much." After receiving the reply, the demon Bruce Lee is very happy. He takes over the tools that Ah Fu has prepared for him and takes them all into the ring. Then he tells the gangsters to watch the shop. Then he uses the crossing symbol bought from the mall and disappears from the affiliated world in a flash.

Seeing that the demon Bruce Lee disappeared, ah Fen was very relieved. He turned to his old friends and said, "the damned old guy has finally left. How about having chicken at noon today?"

"Ah Fu wants to eat monsters."

"OK, there is an owl monster in the warehouse who is seriously injured. You can catch it and eat it. Remember, go to the hospital to have a check after eating it, so as not to infect us with the virus." Ah Fen said to Ah Fu.

"Can eating monsters also infect the virus?" Ah Fu asked very seriously.

"Nonsense, didn't you see it on the news? Eating wild animals that are not genetically tamed by human beings is likely to be infected with viruses. I ask you, have your genes tamed the genes of monsters?" Ah Fen seemed to be possessed by a wise man, and spread the word to Ah Fu.

"Ah Fu doesn't know, but Ah Fu is still alive when he sees someone eating the monster."

"Who is it?"

"He With that, Ah Fu raised his arm and pointed to a short man who appeared in front of their pet shop and was hesitating whether to come in.

This short man, he was wearing very old-fashioned orange clothes, had short orange hair, and an iron forehead guard on his forehead. Not only that, he also had six whiskers on his cheek, which looked a bit like a fox.

At this time, he was holding a lunch box in one hand and several strings of barbecues in the other. Judging from the smell of barbecues and the signs on the lunch box, what he was eating should be the delicacies made by ghosts and goblins captured by Yunmeng Jiang from East Street [Hejia restaurant].

"Well, Hello, my name is whirlpool Naruto. I'm Sasuke's friend. He told me that if I come to you to buy Tongling beast, I can enjoy a discount of 9.50% if I give his name, right?"

At this time, some hesitant Naruto finally stepped into the pet shop and asked ah Fen and others.