What monkey is he?
Monkey, the king of demon king, ah bah, Monkey King!
In those days, he held two watermelon knives and cut from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road. He cut back and forth for three days and nights without blinking an eye, which scared many children. But now, one of them calls him "Holy Buddha" and the other says that he is much uglier than the monkey king. What do you mean?
This is humiliating him!
The king of the demon king, Monkey King, has always been puzzled by the fact that the Tathagata put him down at the foot of the Wuzhi Mountain, but he didn't take his life. Why, why didn't he kill me?
Now the monkey king understood that the old bald man wanted to subdue himself and let himself work hard for their Buddhism!
Otherwise, why does this bald man named Fahai call him "Saint Buddha"?
Hateful, it's too much bullying!
My grandson is the king of the demon king and the great Taibao of the thirteen Taibao of Huaguo Mountain. How can he work for you smelly monks?
At the moment of entering the group chat, Sun Wukong, the king of the demon king, regarded this place as a Buddhist place to try out his tricks. He clenched his fist, blackened his face, and looked very strange.
There is also a woman named Tu Shanya who is a fox spirit. Hum, looking at her situation, she has fallen to the point of joining Buddhism. That's why she appears here and even dares to satirize herself.
Isn't my human image what you Buddhists like to see? You actually say that I'm much uglier than the monkey king. Are you satirizing me that I've fallen, and I'm no longer the majestic monkey like monkey king of that year?
Do you want to be shameless?!
Test, this is a test again, right? You want to see if it's my grandson's disguise. Has my grandson really given up his past demons, right?
Well, in that case, my grandson will not let you down. I will show you a monkey king who satisfies you. Then, ha ha, when I go out, I will let you know the power of watermelon knife.
Thinking of this, even if he wanted to kill and explode again in his heart, Monkey King, the king of demon king, tried his best to suppress the anger in his heart. He laughed at Fahai and Tushan Yaya and said: "master, you have recognized the wrong person. I'm just a careless little misson, not a noble Saint Buddha. As for Miss Tu Shan, pingbao is just an appearance, which makes you feel ugly. I'm really sorry. How are you all, ha ha ~ "
everyone:...."
This monkey brother is surprisingly talkative.
Yang Jian: "it's..."
Fake. The monkey king must be fake.
"Hoo All the online friends were surprised when they heard the polite words of Monkey King, the king of the demon king. At night, Qiu was a little relieved. Fortunately, he still had the opportunity to control everything and lead the situation in the group to the direction he wanted to see.
Thinking about it, I moved my heart in the autumn at night. I called out the group announcement and showed it in front of Monkey King, the king of demon king, and Yang Jian, the justice God. I said to them in the group, "this is the boss chat group of all worlds. The members of the group are all from different worlds, and they are all boss level characters in one world, and the meaning of boss is that you can go to the Internet bar of the affiliated world Baidu, here is not popular, in addition, welcome new people into the group
"Well? Lord, is it the Tathagata? " Seeing the group announcement that suddenly appeared in front of us, and hearing the words of yeshiqiu, Sun Wukong and Yang Jian looked at his head at the same time, and saw that there was a golden title called "group leader" on his head. Suddenly, both of them were surprised.
Although they live in different worlds, it is also a coincidence that the most powerful one is the Buddha.
Originally, the strongest in the world of Baolian lantern is not the Tathagata, because there are Yuanshi Tianzun and Nvwa Niangniang in that world. However, they only exist in the prequel, and the era of postquel all return to chaos. Without the sage, the strongest in the three realms is naturally the Tathagata Buddha.
What, Mr. taishanglaojun?
The power of taishanglaojun in the world of journey to the West may be higher than that of Tathagata, but in the world of baoliandeng, I don't know, I know what I've seen.
I don't know that I was suspected by the two newlyweds that I was the Buddha of the Tathagata. After calling out the group announcement and saying welcome words to them, yeshiqiu waited for a while, calculated the time they needed to finish reading the announcement, and then made a mental move to send out some small gifts as a meeting gift for the newlyweds.
[Ding, the group leader sent out a lucky red envelope with the cover of welcome new people. 】
in a flash, the system's prompt sounds in the group.
Hearing this sound, all the online group friends immediately went crazy, and the group leader finally sent a red envelope again. Immediately, all of them started to fight, even Fahai was no exception.
"Amitabha, I'm not greedy for this devil's things. I just don't want these things to fall into the hands of other demons, so as to deepen their Demon power!" Hand speed is extremely fast, blink of an eye to grab a red envelope of Fahai thought in his heart.Then, the data of what he snatched appeared on the chat screen, and the real object appeared in his hands.
[Ding, congratulations on grabbing the red envelope from the group leader. It's a shining book of morality. 】
Fahai
Poor monk, what's the use of this?
On the other hand, in the lotus lamp world, in the temple of Zhenjun, Yang Jian, who has read the group announcements, looks at a three tattooed blood Bodhi in his hand, and then looks at the detailed data of the object that appears in his screen line of sight, and falls into meditation.
"Not only can I directly display pictures and make sounds in my mind, but also can I directly transmit things to my hands through space, but I don't realize it in advance. Can Buddha really do this?"
It's not that Yang Jian overestimates himself. His strength is the top level in the three realms. Even if he can't compare with the Buddha of the Tathagata, he won't be fooled by the other side like a fool and can't find anything. So Is it true that what was said in the announcement just now is that this place is really a place connecting all the worlds, rather than some of the great powers in the three realms trying to make fun of themselves or try to calculate themselves?
After thinking about it, Yang Jian raised his hand, recruited a banana from the fruit basket around him, and then sent it out according to the red envelope function described in the group announcement.
Just after the operation in his mind, the banana disappeared in the twinkling of an eye. Yang Jian was stunned by this scene, and his pupils shrank and the corners of his mouth rose uncontrollably.
It's true. He just thought about it in his mind and sent it out. No one in the three realms can cast such magical magic on him, so it must be true and there can be no mistake!
Think of here, even with his city, also can't help but excited up, connect the boss chat group of Zhutian Wanjie, here he may be able to find a solution to the problem of three younger sister and Tiangui!
……
At the same time, the journey to the West conquers the devil.
Monkey King, who has snatched a novel Journey to the west, sees another red envelope on the screen. Relying on his advantage of being single for the longest time, he crushes other people and successfully takes it apart first. Suddenly, a banana appears in his hand.
Looking at the banana, at that moment, the eyes of Monkey King shed tears of happiness, banana, I miss you so much!
Immediately, put the journey to the West down, and monkey king, the king of the demon king, immediately killed his banana and swallowed it.