Chapter 431

The end of 2081, to be exact, was Friday, December 26. There is an unexpected heavy snow in Jiangnan. According to the weather station, it is caused by the abnormal increase of Siberian cold current. However, no one cares what the cold current is. Snow is true.

In the kindergarten, in the middle of class, there was a thin layer of snow on the edge of the window, and a boy yelled "snow!"

WOW!

All of a sudden, the whole class was boiling, and cheers came from the classroom next door, just like a chain reaction. The whole school was noisy, and the children suddenly broke free from the shackles of the seats. Lu Zhengkang watched them jump up from their positions with joy, as if he heard a bang.

Teacher Zhou, who is talking about four operations, is very helpless. She smiles and shakes her head on the platform. She can't help running to the window to see the snow.

Lu Zhengkang didn't go with him. He was a mature master and couldn't be so naive.

Su Xiangli: "Lu Zhengkang, let's have a snowball fight!"

"No

"No, the great cook once said that it's a blasphemy against winter if there's snow but not snowball fights, and cook will punish you ~"

Lu Zhengkang covers his face. After a few months, Su Xiangli remembers that he is actually a believer of the God of flying noodles.

Flying noodle religion (FSM) was born in 2005. Its central tenet is that an invisible and imperceptible "Flying Spaghetti Monster" created the whole universe "after a serious alcoholism".

The most popular form of this flying noodle monster is a twisted noodle, with two tentacle like crab eyes, and two delicious giant meatballs wrapped in the dough. The three combine to form a "complex sugar organism".

It is speculated that alcoholism is the reason why the earth created by the God of flying noodles is full of flaws. All the evidence for evolution is laid out by God. He tests religious piety by making things look older. When scientists use scientific methods such as radiodating to try to determine the age of things, the flying noodle God will change the measurement results by "his noodle like sacred appendage" to make the results look older.

In the belief system of the flying noodle sect, pirates are "the embodiment of absolute divinity". Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes and other natural disasters are caused by the decrease in the number of pirates.

Most importantly, every Friday is a holy day and a rest day. Believers can ask their employers to rest on that day.

Judging from these absurd names and doctrines, this is obviously a satirical religion, which is used to refute theology.

Lu Zhengkang squinted at Su Xiang and said, "if you believe in cooking, it's Friday. Why don't you rest at home?"

Su Xiangli:!!! (⊙⊙⊙)

seeing that she was lost in thought, Lu Zhengkang sighed and turned to look at the window.

Now the windows are pasted with hydrophobic materials, so the water vapor can't stay, and the temperature is controlled automatically. Even if it's minus 20 or 30 degrees outside, it feels warm, which leads to a very serious consequence - the glass doesn't fog.

What is the happiest thing in school in winter? Of course, hiding in the warm room, writing on the foggy glass.

But I really want to say that writing is a skill only in primary school. In kindergarten, graffiti is the most normal.

However, happiness is a thing of the past. Now he has nothing left. It's really hard to say in such a winter. Lu Zhengkang looks melancholy at the crowded windowsill and thinks that nothing can make him happy any more. He is the deepest and charming Xiao Liang in Chunya new kindergarten "Ow --!"

Zhang yingxuan shoves snow into Lu Zhengkang's back collar and looks at his little friend like a wild cat who has been kicked. He jumps around and laughs unkindly.

Lu Zhengkang shakes the snow from the top and bottom of his shirt, and then stares at Zhang yingxuan. Then he sits back in his chair and looks sideways at the windowsill.

I am very melancholy: look at those vulgar little idiots. They look like they have never seen the world. It's a shame, isn't it snow scenery? Let's not say that the snow in the south is in vain. Even the snow scenery in the north is not surprising. If you really want to enjoy the snow, you can go to the poetry. No matter the ancients or the modern, you can't help talking about the snow. Let's think, "there is a plum in the corner of the wall, and Ling Han drives alone. Remote knowledge is not snow... " Wait, this is Yongmei. Er, think about it again, "it's like a spring breeze all night, thousands of pear trees bloom." By the way, this is about snow "Ow --!"

Qiu Qiongzhu pokes a handful of snow into his little partner's back collar and looks at him scurrying like a mouse burning his ass. he laughs unkindly.

Lu Zhengkang glared at them, "can you be as steady as me?"

Zhang yingxuan thought, "I'm wrong, I apologize." With that, he bowed deeply.

Lu Zhengkang is flustered instead, "nothing, nothing, Aiqing is flat!"

Qiu Qiongzhu also pondered, "I know, you want to say that you have become fat, so it's very sad."

Zhang yingxuan: I see!Lu Zhengkang was furious, "who is fat? It's all my muscles

Su Xiang leaned over and said, "what are you discussing?"

"Nothing, nothing." Lu Zhengkang waved his hand.

Zhang yingxuan: "bad bad said he was fat."

Qiu Qiongzhu: "well. I'm fat. "

Su Xiangli looks up and down at Lu Zhengkang with suspicious and cautious eyes. A sharp eyed girl like her can easily give people the cold feeling of a knife. Lu Zhengkang feels that the snow marks on her back have melted away, wet and cold. Her clothes fit her back, sticky and uncomfortable.

"Su Su..."

"Oh She exclaimed, went to the side of Lu Zhengkang, two small white hands grabbed his big arm, "it's really fat!"

"It's called muscle."

"Then why is it so soft?"

Lu Zhengkang: (* ￣ ＾) "it's called elastic. This kind of muscle is the best..." Then there were some difficult words about human architecture and physiology. The kids laughed and the class was full of happy atmosphere.

Qiu Qiongzhu raised her hand.

"This classmate, please speak."

"Winter vacation is coming."

"Oh, yes!"

It's a word that wakes up the dreamer, and everyone gets out of the muddle.

Winter vacation, well, the first winter vacation in life, the sad and precious rotation time between semesters, is a simple life that can be relied on at home.

The most comfortable thing is that the kindergarten does not have winter and summer homework.

But for today's children, whether they have a holiday or not is the difference between studying at home and studying at school.

There are schools that close, and online classes never close. Even the slogan of some online learning platforms is "365 days a year, one study is a whole year.". Large course database, so that you can learn new things every day. "

What a devil's slogan!

Su Xiangli: "where do you plan to go on holiday?"

Zhang yingxuan: "some European country."

Qiu Qiongzhu: "I don't know. Maybe it's going to the south. Warm up. "

Lu Zhengkang: "well, I have to ask my mother."

……

After school, Lu Zhengkang sent an e-mail to Ms. sun Hui. He thought that he could stay at home for the new year, but his mother said, "go to my father's house."

Granddad?