Chapter 912

The talent show is going on. It's qingningzi's turn. She thinks, "I'll tell you a joke."

Lu Zhengkang has begun to laugh.

"What are you laughing at?" Qingningzi stares at him.

"Ah, I thought you could play the piano or dance the sword. I'm going to tell a joke all of a sudden. It's not in line with your people's design. "

"People always change."

Everyone applauded to welcome her. She always looked gentle. It's funny for such an honest man to tell a joke.

Qingningzi coughed twice and began to talk formally.

One day, Zhan Zhao was alone to investigate a recent theft case in Kaifeng. It turned out that the mold of the coin had been stolen. If this was not handled properly, a large number of counterfeit coins would appear in the market soon. So Zhan's guard began the investigation. He gradually approached the truth from the clues. At this time, the thief took the initiative to send a letter to him, saying that he could return the mold Go back, but he wants to talk with the exhibition guard face to face. The time is arranged at noon, and the place is in a small courtyard, which is far away from the government. Although Zhan Zhao felt that things were not good, out of his chivalrous spirit, he resolutely went into the hospital. At this time, there was an ambush waiting for him. After a fierce fight, Zhan's guards defeated the enemy and recaptured the model. Seriously injured, he wanted to inform the government of the incident. So he walked all the way to the Yamen. Just as he came to the front of the yamen, he was suddenly in the dark.

"What's the matter? Is the exhibition guard OK? " Xing Tian's tone was tense.

Green rather son dull for a while, "exhibition guard in front of a black, originally is the package adult head-on came out."

She was smiling.

Everyone was speechless.

"And then?" he asked suspiciously

Green rather son stares big eyes, "no, no then.". I'm done with my jokes. "

At this time, Xiaoyu began to laugh. Slowly, all the people who responded began to laugh. Only a few of them, Xingtian, aolie and honger, were still entangled.

"What about the following story? The exhibition guard must have fainted when it was dark Xing Tian's voice was urgent.

Lielie also nodded, "that is, he lost blood and walked all the way. He must faint. Did Lord Bao carry him in?"

Red boy said to one side, "this kind of great hero must not die, otherwise it's a pity."

Qingningzi quickly explained to them, "the exhibition guard is OK."

"Isn't he seriously injured? It's still dark. "

"I saw Lord Bao in the dark."

"Did you faint at the sight of Lord Bao?"

"No, it's because Mr. Bao is black, so he's black."

"No, although Mr. Bao was dark, the exhibition guard fainted!"

"He didn't faint. He just saw Mr. Bao."

"Did not faint, why can be in front of a black?"

"Because Lord Bao is black."

"What does this have to do with Lord Bao's being black?"

Qing ningzi: "I Well, well, it's up to you. "

Lielie raised his hand, "I seem to understand, no, qingningzi, your joke is not funny, another one."

Let's have another one.

Qingningzi shook his head, "OK."

In other words, a fire broke out in Kaifeng one day, so Mr. Bao rushed to the scene. After a while, a special official in charge of checking the situation of the disaster came over. After taking a look, he turned to his followers and told them that the fire was not serious. The attendants asked, why did you say that? Many houses have been burnt down. The official laughed and pointed to Mr. Bao not far from the scene. You can see that the man was burned into black charcoal and could still jump around, which means that this time it was just a big smoke.

After a moment's silence, everyone laughed again. Red boy and AO lie responded and began to laugh, and the laughter rebounded to the first joke, which made them laugh even more. Only Xing Tian was still at a loss - he had no head, indeed.

"Where's the laugh?"

"Lord Bao is very black."

Xing Tian scratched his armpit. "What's so funny about human black?"

So we all fell into the big thinking about society and life.

Qingningzi rolled his eyes and came back. He was so angry that he sat down in Lu Zhengkang's arms and pressed him out of breath.

"Seek Murder... " Lu Zhengkang also rolled his eyes and was dying. Qingningzi was so excited by him that he shivered.

At about this time, there was a knock on the door outside the hut.

Everyone was stunned and looked at each other. They are still in the cracks of time and space! Who's going to knock outside?

Lu Zhengkang put qingningzi aside, "I'll open the door."

Xing Tian came back to himself at this time, "Oh, I was laughing at Lord Bao for being black! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

"Don't laugh, God, there are guests outside!"

"Ah? guest? Don't we travel through time and space? ""So it's possible that the people outside are bad people. What kind of strong enemies do they usually come out at this time? " September one face in two, "may be our super time and space surprise adventure group predestined enemy!"

"What super time and space surprise adventure group?"

"Our team! Beyond time and space! be surprised! Adventure! Team September scratched her head and giggled.

Lu Zhengkang opens the door? This is the super time wonder adventure group The crowd yelled: what are you talking about, chief!

The comer was riding on a steel flying saucer. It was the size of a car. It was like a glass bowl on an iron round plate. Through the glass ball cover, you could see an old man, a young man and two foreigners stretching out a steel arm from the bottom of the flying saucer. It was this thing knocking on the door just now.

"Ah! That friend, I don't care what kind of super time and space bullshit adventure group you are, but, belch, you are very interesting. I've been shuttling around this place so many times and met you for the first time. How do I say this? Would you like to talk about where you are from? Maybe we can have a drink together? Find some hot girls and have a party in your old house of 2009? " This is English. Lu Zhengkang's English is good.

The old man in the driver's seat was tall, thin and strong, with an explosive blue Mediterranean haircut, and the boy in the co pilot's seat with a yellow crew neck shirt was complaining, "oh my God, Rick, can you stop talking to strangers all the time? What if they're bad people? You know, this kind of thing, either I'm timid, or I feel I have to be cautious when I communicate with people outside. "

The old man turned and pulled up the boy's collar. "Oh, holy shit! Moti, shut up, I smell the party, and have fun. Hey, you don't know how difficult it is to encounter such a group of people in this quantum cosmic bubble gap. Think of it, we are experiencing magical phenomena. Hiccup, you see, Nani's legend, what else do you have in Alice's fairyland? Maybe we can see what is wearing a dress in this little flying room. Where's the rabbit