"It's been about a year or so since I have been floating in this dark space. At first I freaked out. I started to yell for help for about 2 weeks straight. Im not going to lie, I was terrified. But no one ever came for me. For the next 2 weeks I started to fantasize about reincarnation. I don't know why. I figured I was dead and one of these days maybe I'll get lucky. I started to think of all the dragon ball I used to watch as a child. I thought about how cool it would be to be able to control Broly's power. However I stopped because, I thought it was kind of gay thinking about controlling other guys. So I started to think about all the beautiful girls in the Marvel and the X-men cinematic universe. Black Widow... oh my god. Scarlet Witch... Lordy. Mystique... If I was wearing pants they would be creamed. But then, I got bored of all those thoughts as wellI. To be honest I really don't think My socially awkward self could get any of those gorgeous girls. For the last 11 months I have been meditating since there is nothing better to do.
Suddenly, the dark space transforms into an all white room that that has a golden chair in the middle of it. I don't know how I got here but I figure that I am actually dead and this is where dead souls come to be dealt with. Suddenly a handsome dark haired man with a golden aura around him appears on the golden chair.
"Oh shit, how long have you been waiting." He says to me. "About a year or so. There was no way to tell time so it might have been longer." I say "I am so sorry soul... well, I am the god of reincarnation and I was supposed to meet you right after you died, but I guess I must have missed your file." A folder suddenly appears in front of him "Your name is Jordan Miles, right" he says " uhhh... Yeah" I say
"Well to make up for my mistake, I will give you three wishes" he says "Oh really, well while I was there I made a list of what I would want if I was reincarnated so I'll just give you my top three.... I want to be reincarnated in the MCU mixed with the X-men. You know what X-men movies I'm talking about. I want to be born as broly from Dragon Ball Z, and finally i want all of the ki control, martial arts and secret techniques that Goku had all the way up to the end of Dragon Ball Super. Including Mastered Ultra instinct." I say " that's like 6 wishes... you know what I don't care that much. Your wishes are granted. Where and when in the marvel cinematic universe do you want to be born."
He asks "around 1998 and in New York on the same block as spider man" I say "It is done"
A black portal then appears below me and I start to fall until I end up in another dark place. However, this time it is warm, slimy, but surprisingly comfortable. I immediately assume that I am in a womb. Once again I am stuck in another situation where I will be stationary for almost a year. It doesn't really matter though. I start to meditate once again because I know if I am to become the legendary super saiyan I need an incredible amount of control over my mind.
*9 months late