"Gu Aofeng, I'll warn you again. Don't pester me, or... I..."
"You what?"
"..." otherwise she will not let him go, or she will find a group of women to disgust him, or she will kick his life, or she will scold him for being a dog. If you don't annoy her, don't blame her for abusing his children. Xia Tiantian's so-called abuse is just giving ideological education classes at the root of his children's ears every day. (the theme of the course is how bad, romantic and tasteless your father is... Let him be ashamed of having such a father in the future and hate him as much as she does!)
"I'll be disfigured! Become ugly, so you can't talk to me anymore!"
Gu Aofeng smiled.
He didn't believe that a woman would give herself such a hard hand.
Let alone a handsome man like him, even if a beautiful woman is remembered by a dead fat pig, she can't be desperate to be cruel to herself.
At best, disgust this man.
Of course, except for one thing, this dead fat aspect is OK.
Women like men who are strong in that field!
Especially the little Dangdang.
Xia Tiantian listens to the laughter at the other end of the phone and thinks it's not too harsh, "what are you laughing at?"
"You can't do this to yourself."
"..." that's why she can't do it for such a dog man. Her face is so ornamental that she can't protect it carefully. How can it be destroyed?
Destroy this dog, man's face is almost the same!
"Elder brother, please let me go? Don't you know that forced melons are not sweet and forced flowers are not fragrant?"
"I just like to eat something that is not sweet or smelly!"
"Then go eat smelly melons and smell rotten flowers. I'm too sweet and fragrant for you!"
"Melons are used to eat. It doesn't matter whether they are fragrant or not. Flowers are used to see. It doesn't matter whether they smell or not. I like them!"
Xia Tiantian took a smoke from the corner of her mouth.
He is not his opponent in strength and strength, and even his best mouth Kung Fu is not as good as him.
She doesn't seem to match him anywhere.
This cognition makes Xia Tiantian extremely unhappy.
"Which one do you want to twist, but sister, I'm sorry I don't have your share!"
Gu Aofeng's red lips rose, "what if I twist it?" this little Dang not only has a good appetite for him, but also has a very good taste for him in his way of speaking!
Other women don't seem as interesting as her!
Xia Tiantian finally couldn't help it. She roared, "dare you, I'll work hard with you!" she said all her good words, but this dog day just couldn't listen to people, so she had to take this step!
"In bed?"
“……”
"Or in the bathroom?"
“……”
"Or on the sofa?"
“……”
"Or on the floor!"
Ah ah
Xia Tiantian is going crazy.
She had never met an opponent. She was driven crazy by a man for the first time.
"I said, brother, you don't lack women... Why do you have to have trouble with my bitter gourd."
"Balsam pear is bitter, but it quenches thirst."
"You have to be able to eat to quench your thirst." she once ate balsam pear. It was bitter... Her throat was disgusting... She only took one bite and vomited it out before she swallowed it.
Is the dog man sure he can eat?
"Don't worry, I don't refuse anyone!"
"...." Xia Tiantian is so mad that she wants to beat the bed.
Think so, she did the same.
As a result, her dislocated and cast hand suffered!
"Ah -" Xia Tiantian cried out in pain.
I don't know if this action just now has been abandoned.
She took it carefully and blew it.
"Before I passed, you began to make a pleasant voice?"
Xia Tiantian hates her teeth, this bitch!
However, such coquettish words came out of the man's mouth and didn't turn her off at all.
Instead, I feel very provocative.
What she said in her mouth was a refusal. In fact, her heart had been rippling for a long time.
But she must not fall.
Who knows how many women the dog has said these flirting words to.
"Sorry, this pleasant voice is calling for my male ticket. Alas, my male ticket can't wait to have a spring festival with me. Brother, if you really don't mind that I have a male ticket, it's okay. I can take you too. I forgot to tell you. It's always my dream to take a man from the harem! Different men serve me every day seven days a week, That's the Queen's treatment! So, if you accept it, let you be my favorite on Tuesday. I'll take the men's ticket on Monday. Then I'll cast a net and collect it, so that your brotherhood can be more and not lonely. Mahjong gathers a few tables and is not happy every day. "
As soon as the chatter came out, Gu Aofeng took a smoke at the corner of his mouth.
However, this woman is really not an ordinary novelty.
It will always bring him some fresh perspectives in a difficult time.
Gu Aofeng raised a corner of his eye. His beautiful peach blossom eyes made people tremble. "Little slut, you want to take me as a male pet. You are the first woman who dares to have this idea! You are very bold, but it's a pity that no woman can be with me for more than two weeks." the longest time is only two weeks, he will lose interest and throw a check to make the other party leave happily.
He is so generous with the women he has played with.
"I'm not only bold, but also unrestrained!" Xia Tiantian tried to say that she couldn't bear it and let the dog man retreat.
Obviously, Gu Aofeng is different from normal men.
"Boldness and boldness are most to my appetite! I expect you to be bolder and bolder in front of me."
"...." Xia Tiantian was speechless after listening.
She has learned from this man. She can't afford to provoke, can't afford to provoke!
Struggling with what to do, Xia Tiantian's brain melon seeds suddenly had an idea, "well, since you like it so much, why don't you listen to a more pleasant voice?"
"You want to tell me?"
"..." I bah. "Call me a man's ticket!"
"Hum!" of course Gu Aofeng knew that there were no men around her now. She is at home now. No matter how unrestrained she is, she won't take men home.
"I'll take a bath again. Wait. I'll call him."
With that, Xia Tiantian took out her mobile phone, plugged in her headphones and turned on the phone.
Then all kinds of small websites and movies searched.
Finally, a video matching the scene was found.
She pulled out her headphones. The next second, the voices of men and women were transmitted through the landline phone.
Xia Tiantian's mouth is bent. Don't you want to hear it?
Listen enough!
Ha ha
The best thing is to kill this dog man!
After broadcasting for five minutes, Xia Tiantian is ready to take a nap. Anyway, she has a tablet and can't hear anything when she plugs in her headphones. She still sleeps beautifully.
Just took the tablet and plugged it in.
Gu Aofeng's voice came out again at the other end of the phone.
"So you still like watching this kind of film."
Xia Tiantian hears the sound inside and turns her eyes out of the sky.
"Your voice is much sweeter than this one."
Xia Tiantian blushes. This dog... A man who eats shit!
"Your male ticket doesn't seem to work."
"How do you know not..."
"If you can, you still need to watch this kind of film to please yourself?"
"Don't you know that watching while interacting is more passionate..."
"That only shows that he has no passion for you and only has passion for movies. Normal men become hungry wolves when they are interested in themselves. How can they have time to see this kind of thing? Besides, isn't it delicious to play with their own women? It's so boring."
"...." Xia Tiantian became a language maniac again.
She's so angry.
She's so angry.
What to do? It's like getting into the phone, transmitting yourself and sewing the man's mouth.
He talks so much, how can he say so!
She admitted that she was not his opponent.
I can't afford it. She pretends to be dead. Is this always OK?
"Comeonebaby! Oh, don't be in such a hurry. Take off my clothes slowly. Don't tear... Oh, I bought this sexy underwear specially for you. You have to give me a pile... OK, I'll wear it to you every day so that you can tear it every day. I can take it easy. Come... Come..."
After Xia Tiantian said these words, she even vomited disgustingly.
She vomited twice on the phone and then hung up directly.
In order to prevent the dead man from calling again, Xia Tiantian directly turned off her hand and picked up the landline at home and put it aside.
A long sigh.
The originally boring mood is not boring now. It's uncomfortable to be blocked directly.
Annoying, I haven't met this dog man for so many years. How can I be unlucky to meet him for the longest time?
With such bad luck recently, is she making a mistake? Just order some special means to drive away evil spirits?
Xia Tiantian is an absolute activist. People are crazy. They don't do anything when they think of it.
So she opened a treasure and began to collect all kinds of masters' villain amulets. She was too lazy to type and communicate with the masters. When it looked good, she added a shopping cart directly.
Well, this is good.
add to cart.
Well, this is also good.
add to cart.
Oh, this seems better.
Then add the shopping cart.
Afraid of meeting swindlers, Xia Tiantian bought a pile.
Dozens of them.
Although I don't believe this thing, isn't Xia Tiantian too bad?
It's better to have than not??
Right!
As for a man who had long been forgotten by Xia Tiantian, Gu Aofeng, who couldn't dial the phone, was a little unhappy with his handsome and evil face.
Don't answer his phone?
Think he can't find her without answering the phone?
Ha ha——
Little Dangdang, I'll see you later!
After paying the bill, Xia Tiantian threw the tablet aside and went to take a bath.
Although the doctor told her not to take a bath, she was teased by a man just now
She must wash herself.
Half an hour later, Xia Tiantian came out of the bathroom.
She can't get wet because her hands are in plaster.
So she can't spray flowers. She can only take a bath in the bathtub.
Usually she takes a quick bath. It only takes more than ten minutes without washing her hair.
But now because of her hand, she can only use one hand. It took five or six minutes to drag a dress, let alone take a bath. She didn't soak much in the bathtub. She took a bubble bath in a hurry, washed it and came out.
Xia Tiantian comes out from inside with a bath towel. She takes a look in the floor mirror.
The more you look, the more you feel that you are in good shape. The more you look, the more you feel that you are beautiful. The more you look, the more you feel that you are so beautiful. You don't give muscular men, small fresh meat, small wolf dogs, small milk dogs, handsome uncles... And so on. It's a waste to enjoy everything with handsome men.
Unfortunately, the bad experience with that dog man made her have no illusions about this kind of thing anymore.
It hurts so much!
She doesn't want to do it again!
It's a pity, but there's no way.
Mrs. Zhang knocked on her door. "Miss, madam's phone. How do you turn it off?"
Xia Tiantian answered too many phone calls today and didn't want to answer them at all.
Although I know it's a little too much not to answer my mother's phone.
But today she really doesn't want to answer any more calls.
Ear pain!
Brain melon seeds also hurt!
"Mom Zhang, tell my mom I'm sleepy and want to sleep."
"Yes, miss."
"By the way, miss, I seem to have heard a cry from your room just now. Is your hand painful?"
Didn't she make that sound when she played that film?
The cry that she hurt her wrist was not very loud. It was impossible for mother Zhang to hear it across the room.
But the video on the phone is different.
The sound she played was turned to the maximum. Even if the sound insulation effect of the room was good, it could not be completely blocked.
Xia Tiantian is open and open. It's all mouth. In fact, she is very conservative, introverted and easy to be shy.
The little face couldn't help blushing.
She hurriedly said, "no, I was watching TV just now!"
"Are you watching TV? I wish it didn't hurt. If it hurts, I have to go to the hospital."
"Well, I see, mom Zhang. After you go back to my mother, go to bed!"
"OK, miss. And, miss, you haven't drunk the papaya stewed snow clam you want to drink every day today! I'll bring it to you now?"
"Not today, mom Zhang."
After talking to the dog man on the phone, she has no appetite at all.
Mother Zhang stared at the door incredibly. Is she old and has her ears back?
Why did you hear the lady say no to eat just now?
This is what miss has been insisting on for so many years.
Every night before going to bed will eat a bowl of beauty or breast rejuvenation tonic.
In order to keep a beautiful face and a good figure forever.
It hasn't stopped for so many years.
Whether it's wind, thunder, rain or illness and cold.
As a result, she just listened to the novel and said she didn't eat.
Mother Zhang asked again, "Miss, I'll bring it for you. Can I eat it now?"
"Mom Zhang, I don't want to eat today." Xia Tiantian said to the door, "don't make it for me in the future, and I won't eat it in the future."
In fact, Xia Tiantian doesn't like these things at all.
Eating this is like being punished.
The reason why I have insisted for so many years is nothing more than the stimulation of a man.
Nowadays, these insistences have become meaningless.
Because that man can't fall in love with himself in his life.
No matter how she changes, he won't fall in love with her.
It's too hard to try to change the heart of a dissolute man.
"Ah?" Zhang Ma thought the sun came out in the West today.
But miss, why don't you eat this all of a sudden?
Zhang's mother couldn't figure it out. She was worried about whether something had happened to her. She asked with concern, "Miss, what's the matter with you? Are you okay?"
"Mom Zhang, what can I do for you? I'm fine!"
Xia Tiantian pretends to be relaxed.
"It's all right. Mom Zhang is afraid you have something on your mind and you're in a bad mood."
"No, no, I'm in a bad mood."
"Then I'll call my wife back."
"OK, mom Zhang."
When Zhang's mother's footsteps went away, Xia Tiantian sighed as discouraged.
I don't know what happened to me?
Suddenly the mood became low.
She lay melancholy in bed and couldn't sleep over and over.
My friend is probably sleeping at this point.
She doesn't want to disturb her by calling at this time.
What about others?
She doesn't want to fight!
Xia Tiantian turns over again. It's really boring
I can't sleep again. How will she spend this long night?
Pick up the tablet and choose between playing games and wechat flirting.
Playing games, she is a rookie. Although she is led by her little brother, she is well protected in the whole process. She won't die until the end. But she's not interested today. She doesn't want to play at all.
Think about it, or flirt!
Let's talk about what we've done before. It's boring anyway. Let's have a chat and make time.
"Hello, little brother... Have you missed me lately?"
Xia Tiantian just sent the voice, but she found that the voice was released at all, and the other party had blacked her.
Ho——
Is this man too careful?
Didn't you just kick his little brother?
As for deleting her?
Really, do you think she's rare to leave her on the list of friends?
Ah, bah! Ah, bah!
Xia Tiantian finds out another little brother's wechat.
Another sweet and greasy voice was sent.
"Honey, do you miss me... People miss you so much."
The result is the same as the previous one. It can't be sent at all.
Xia Tiantian's eyes are wide open. This one has blackened herself
Oh, how could he treat fairies like this?
Forget it, just delete it. Anyway, without anyone, the earth won't stop rotating.
Xia Tiantian was just about to send another one to the other milk dogs in her friend list.
The door of her room suddenly swung open.
I thought it was Zhang's mother who came in to send her food. Xia Tiantian didn't look up and directly asked, "Zhang's mother, I said I won't eat. Why did you still send it to me?"
“……”
"I really don't eat, you take it!"
“……”
Gu Aofeng, who came in from the outside, slowly entered the room, and his tall figure subconsciously looked at the furnishings of the room.
Pure pink layout, various Kawaii shapes, and a pile of fluffy dolls. At first glance, it looks like a little girl's room.
Gu Aofeng couldn't help but draw three black lines on his head.
This woman is definitely ill with the princess.
Otherwise, how could such a big man decorate the room like a child.
Xia Tiantian didn't hear mom Zhang's voice for a long time. She said depressed, "Mom Zhang, why don't you make a sound? Are you trying to scare me to death at night?"
“……”
At the moment, Gu Aofeng's eyes are falling on Xia Tiantian.
Although he was very repellent to the woman's room, he liked her sexy figure on the big bed.