"Don't stare at your mommy, do you?"
Ling Xiaohan fidgetily pulls the boy's hand off his tall nose.
"It's not because Mommy is beautiful, daddy."
Ling Yichen said not afraid of death.
Ji Qianchen, who was sleeping on the right side of the bed, turned his head to see the brilliant smile of the father and son who were constantly connecting.
"Son of a bitch, shut up and have a good sleep."
Ling Xiaohan lifts the quilt and covers Ling Yichen's head.
"Oh, daddy, I'm going to die."
It took Ling Yichen a lot of effort to get out of the quilt.
"Daddy, you are holding Yichen to death. Do you want to take Mommy away?"
Ling Yichen, who came out of the quilt, pouted his lips to attack Ling Xiaohan.
"Your mother is mine, and she still needs to rob?"
"Well, then I'm going to sleep with mommy. What are you doing here?"
Ji Qianchen reached out his hand and stroked his son's hair. "Your father can't live without your mother for a day. He will be lonely as soon as he leaves."
"Mommy, what is loneliness?" Ling Yichen turns to Ji Qianchen.
"Loneliness is to be in the same bed with your mommy. Different beds are uncomfortable." Ji Qianchen wants to express another meaning, but Ling Yichen doesn't understand the deep meaning of this sentence.
"My father is so shy. I have to sleep with Mommy when I am so big."
Ling Yichen can't help laughing at Ling Xiaohan.
Ling Xiaohan is covered with black thread by the mother and son.
He doesn't want to sleep with this woman now. Can he sleep when he is four years old?
"Ling Yichen, how about the comparison between Dad and you?"
"Yes, you say."
"Get out to another room and give me your mommy, and dad will give you a condition."
It seems that this is the only way to get rid of this noisy boy.
"Yechen, don't promise your father, he's too deep. Mommy will sleep with you tonight. " Ji Qianchen really worried that this young and ignorant son would be killed by Ling Xiaohan.
"Mommy, it's OK, daddy. I can not sleep with mommy tonight and return mommy to you, but my condition is that mommy will sleep with me for a week from tomorrow."
“……”
Ling Xiaohan is silent.
This little devil's dexterity is really beyond ordinary people's comparison.
"Ha ha, honey, do you agree? It seems to be a good condition. " Ji Qianchen sees Ling Xiaohan's face is blue and purple, and laughs wildly.
"What a fart. Go to sleep."
Ling Xiaohan had to lie flat and sleep with his eyes closed.
When the boy fell asleep, he would take people away in the middle of the night.
"Daddy, you want to tell me bedtime stories. Mommy is tired and needs a rest. Daddy, you come." Ling Yichen also felt that it was not enough to toss Ling Xiaohan. He begged with his little hand at his collar.
"What are you going to say?"
"I want to hear the story of sleeping beauty."
"Oh."
Ling Xiaohan takes out his mobile phone, searches for the sleeping beauty's video story on the video website and throws it to Ling Yichen, "listen to yourself."
Ji Qianchen immediately held out his hand and took away the mobile phone. "You can't tell the bedtime story to your son like this. You can come by yourself."
"That is to say, father, what you are going to hear, what you are going to hear."
Ling Yichen starts to make trouble.
The mobile phone was robbed by Ji Qianchen, and Ling Xiao frowned impatiently.
He really didn't know why he had to follow the room to suffer.
Sleeping beauty, what can I tell you about such a naive story.
Let him be a big man and tell such a boring fairy tale.
"Come on, my son is waiting to listen. Don't delay his sleep. If he can't sleep, he won't be energetic in class tomorrow." Ji Qianchen urged.
"Once upon a time, there was a king and queen who had been married for a long time and had a child. One day, the queen took a bath by the lake and was told by a frog that they would soon have a lovely daughter Finally, the prince and the princess got married and lived happily together. "
Ling Xiaohan admired himself very much. He was very patient and told Ling Yichen the fairy tale.
After the story, Ling Yichen still blinked his eyes vigorously, but Ji Qianchen, who was on the edge of the bed, fell asleep, sleeping sweet.
"Stinky boy, your mother is asleep. Why don't you sleep?"
Ling Yichen, a question that Ling Xiaohan dislikes.
"Daddy, because you're telling Mommy, you're telling mommy a story, not me."
Ling Yichen's head is right.
“……”
"Dad, sing a song to Yichen. After listening to the lullaby, Yichen will surely fall asleep."
"Why are you so busy?"
Ling Xiaohan is really going to lose to this stinky boy."Dad, sing, sing."
In order to coax the son to sleep, he was able to take Ji Qianchen away, and he also went out.
"What do you want to hear?"
"Dad, I want to listen to two tigers, which our teacher taught me."
Two tigers?
Ling Xiao is full of cold and black thread.
He's so cool. He sings like this The song of.
"If you don't sing, close your eyes and fall asleep."
I'm so tired of this little kid who's been tormenting people all the time.
This son can never be reborn.
Another one, he expected to collapse sooner or later.
"Dad, but I can't sleep. You must sing."
"It's so noisy, I sing, I sing, two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast, not one..."
"Dad, one time is not enough. One hundred more."
"Ling Yichen, you are looking for a fight."
Ling Xiaohan's tolerance has reached a limit, while Ling Yichen is always challenging his limit.
"Well, Dad, it's time to go to the bathroom."
One thing is not done, another is done.
Obviously this kid is trying to get rid of him.
At a young age, I was competing with him in secret.
Son of a bitch, I want to see who can compete with who?
"You can do it on the spot."
"Daddy, four years old, can't wet the bed."
"Pee. It's OK. I promise your mommy won't scold you tomorrow. "
"Father, villain. Hum. " Ling Yichen slowly gets up from the bed, crosses over from Ling Xiaohan, and is ready to jump out of the bed.
But the bed is too high. He is afraid of jumping. Usually, people hold him.
"Do you want daddy to hold it?"
"Yes."
"That father has a condition, you go to the next room to sleep after going to the toilet."
"Dad, I won't go to the toilet. I'd better wet the bed. Can I just pee here?" Ling Yichen took off his pants and squatted beside the bed.
This is where Ling Xiao sleeps.
This time, he had to go back to his bedroom to sleep.
Ling Xiaohan admired the intelligence quotient of this little boy, and it is likely to be above him in the future.
"When mommy gets up tomorrow, I'll tell mommy that daddy has wet his bed. Hey, isn't Chen so smart?" Ling Yichen is laughing and ready to pee.
Ling Xiaohan immediately got up, picked up the smelly boy and sent him to the bathroom.
He can't fight a four-year-old boy. What's his face after that?