Chapter 340 [ 340 ] If You Kiss More, You'll Get Pregnant

Chapter 340 [ 340 ] if you kiss too much, you will get pregnant.

"Ah?" Not every role can be played?

Jiang Bojin had a bad feeling when she heard her mother's words.

However, it was already the biggest concession for mommy and daddy to let themselves into the entertainment industry, so Jiang Bojin had to say, "Mommy, daddy, please tell me, I can't play those roles?"

She asked, wondering where her mother took out a piece of white paper and put it on the table. "First of all, the royal army or the secret service that your sister is playing this time can't be played, and the bandits can't be played, and the hooligans and ruffians, and the murderous devil or the pervert can't be played. In short, the radical villains don't need to be played."

"..." Mommy is almost done with all the roles." Mommy, the secret service imperial army and the bandits can't take over. Do I still have to be an actor? The roles are almost killed by mommy.

Jiang Bojin had a dejected look on his face. He had just started his career. It would be nice if someone offered him a role. There was still a chance for him to choose.

"Mommy can't kill all your characters, son. You can play any hero, chivalrous man, teacher, police, etc. But you can't play any villain." Jiang Xiaoyun and Lan Qiqi agreed that the role was too bad for their lovely son.

"Mommy, it's just an act. Don't take it so seriously." Jiang Bojin's face was heartbroken. He had wanted to be a spy, but it seemed that the idea had been dashed.

"Mommy, why can't you play a child of the imperial army? The role isn't bad. It's too harsh on your brother." Lanxingxing, on the other hand, couldn't help but feel sorry for his brother. The role was just an act.

"The daughter of the imperial army is also a spy, so this role is carefully taken." Lan Qiqi said seriously.

"...

Jiang Bojin touched the sweat on his forehead. "Okay, mommy, I promise you I won't take on the villains."

Compared to not allowing himself to enter the entertainment industry, these role restrictions, mommy and daddy were tolerant enough for him, and Jiang Bojin thought that he would still follow mommy and daddy.

"Well, that's settled happily." Seeing that his son agreed, Lan Qiqi was relieved to let him take on the role.

"..." Jiang Bojin, on the other hand, was particularly depressed." Mommy, daddy, take your time. I'll pack up. I'll be filming later.

Jiang Bojin put down the bowl and chopsticks, turned around and went upstairs, intending to go to the set later.

"I'm finished too, mommy. I'll wait for you to take me to school." After a while, Lanxingxing finished eating too and was going to kindergarten with his backpack.

"Xingxing, daddy's taking you to school today." It just so happened that he had to go early today and take lan Xingxing to kindergarten.

"Okay." Daddy and mommy are the same anyway.

With that, Lanxingxing hopped to the door with his little schoolbag on his back.

After putting down the dishes and drinking a glass of water, Jiang Xiaoyun also left the table, leaving only Lan Qiqi and eldest son Jiang Bokai to eat breakfast there.

"Daddy, can I find a boyfriend in kindergarten?" Lanxingxing had been thinking about grabbing the bouquet at Duo La's wedding that day. If she found a boyfriend, she could get married, and she would have a super beautiful wedding.

"Xingxing, you're still young. You can't find a boyfriend." Jiang Xiaoyun's face was black.

"But a lot of people in our class have boyfriends and girlfriends, so I'm looking for one too." Lanxingxing said in distress.

"... Jiang Xiaoyun's forehead was covered in cold sweat when he heard Lanxingxing's words." Xingxing, do you know what a boyfriend and girlfriend are?"

After jiang xiaoyun finished speaking, Lanxingxing held his chin and thought for a while. "Boyfriend and girlfriend are just having fun with him. They play together every day."

"Xingxing is not a boyfriend or girlfriend, he's just a friend." Jiang Xiaoyun corrected his daughter.

"Really?" Lanxingxing scratched his forehead in confusion. "Then daddy, do you agree with me to play with them?"

"Of course." Jiang Xiaoyun touched her daughter's head.

"Thank you, daddy. I'll go to school then." With that, Lanxingxing ran into the car.

Ten minutes later, they arrived at the kindergarten. Jiang Xiaoyun parked the car and opened the door to let his daughter out of the car and let her in by herself.

"Goodbye, daddy." Lanxingxing waved his hand.

"Yes, daddy will pick you up this afternoon." Watching his daughter arrive safely at school, Jiang Xiaoyun went to work.

However, Jiang Xiaoyun never thought that he would allow Lanxingxing to play with other students. When he came to pick her up in the afternoon, Lanxingxing actually cried loudly. Looking at his daughter crying, Jiang Xiaoyun became very anxious and asked, "Xingxing, what's wrong? Why are you crying?"

After a long time, it was rare for Lanxingxing to cry. This time, she would look at her daughter crying so miserably. Jiang Xiaoyun was worried.

"Woo woo... Daddy..." Lanxingxing was crying, not knowing how sad she was. She rubbed Jiang Xiaoyun's neck, her nose and tears all over Jiang Xiaoyun's snow-white shirt, her clear eyes filled with innocence.

"Tell daddy what's wrong, are you fighting with your classmates at school?" Lanxingxing refused to say, so Jiang Xiaoyun guessed.

"No, I'm going home, woo woo..."

"Okay, okay, go home and have dinner. Mommy is waiting for us." Without Lanxingxing saying anything, Jiang Xiaoyun had to carry her into the car.

In this way, jiang xiaoyun took Lanxingxing home. When he got home, Lanxingxing was still crying. Jiang Xiaoyun could not persuade him.

"What's wrong with Xingxing?" As soon as they entered the house, Lan Qiqi, Jiang Bokai, and Jiang Bojin saw Jiang Xiaoyun walking towards the sofa with Lanxingxing in his arms, tears streaming down his face.

"I don't know. Xingxing won't say." Jiang Xiaoyun was not good at coaxing children. He couldn't stop Lanxingxing from coaxing her just now. He had to come back and ask his wife for help.

"Sister, why are you crying? Tell us and mommy, we'll help you find a way." Jiang Bojin walked up to his father and asked his sister.

"Ahhh..." Lanxingxing rubbed his eyes and burst into tears.

"Be good, Xingxing. Tell mommy what happened. If you don't say it, mommy will be angry." Lanxingxing took Lanxingxing from jiang Xiaoyun and carried her to the sofa to sit down.

"Mommy, kindergarten Little Fatty kissed me three times today... Ahhh..." Afraid that her mother would be angry, Lanxingxing opened her mouth and explained why she was crying today.

"Ah?" After Lanxingxing finished speaking, the whole family was surprised at the same time.

"Sister, are you crying over this?" Brother Jiang Bokai's mouth twitched. His sister cried because she was kissed a few times, didn't she?

"Jiang Bokai, what do you know?" Lanxingxing muttered in disbelief.

"It was just a few kisses. Xingxing's okay." Jiang Xiaoyun's frown finally loosened. It was normal for a child to kiss her.

"Sister, it's just a kiss. At worst, kiss him back tomorrow and let him take advantage of you." Jiang Bojin seemed to feel that the fire was not strong enough and couldn't help adding fuel to the fire.

"Aww, I don't want it. I'll get pregnant if I kiss too much!" Hearing his brother Jiang Bojin's words, Lanxingxing suddenly let out a loud cry.

"... Lan Qiqi felt helpless. He didn't expect Lanxingxing to remember what he said that day so clearly.

"Xingxing, mommy was trying to scare you that day. She was afraid that you wouldn't get pregnant after a few kisses." Lan Qiqi rubbed Lanxingxing's head.

"Really?" Lanxingxing looked at her mother in disbelief. "Then how did my brothers and I get born?"

"Yes, mommy, how did we get born?" Jiang Bojin and Jiang Bokai were also curious.

"This..." Lan Qiqi glanced at Jiang Xiaoyun, not knowing what to say.

Jiang Xiaoyun looked even more like a pig's liver, not knowing how to answer.

"Mommy, daddy, how did my brothers and I get born?" Lanxingxing asked curiously.

"Daddy, mommy, tell me, brother and I want to hear it too." Jiang Bojin grabbed his mother's sleeve and asked.

"Xiaoyun, you should tell them." Lan Qiqi was too embarrassed to say anything, so he had to let Jiang Xiaoyun say it.

However, Jiang Xiaoyun didn't know how to compare it. He stammered, "Well... Your mommy and I..."

"Daddy, what's that?" After a long time, their father still didn't tell them how they were born, and they were almost impatient.

After hesitating for a while, Jiang Xiaoyun couldn't figure out how to answer, so he pushed the question back to Lan Qiqi. "Honey, you should tell the three of them."

"..." Lanxingxing, Jiang Bokai, Jiang Bojin looked at their father, and their eyes turned to their mommy, their faces full of expectation

"Cough cough cough, this..." Lan Qiqi racked his brains for a while before whispering, "You were sleeping together and sleeping out."

"Ah? You can have a baby by sleeping together?" Lanxingxing and jiang bo Jinjiang Bo Kai looked surprised.

Lan Qiqi nodded and said, "Sleeping together is not enough. We have to kiss. So we can't just sleep with the opposite sex, let alone kiss in bed, understand?"

"..." Lanxingxing Jiang Bokai Jiang Bojin seemed to understand, but they finally knew how they came

"Mommy, you scared me to death. Little Fatty from kindergarten said he wanted me to be his girlfriend and kissed me three times." When she thought about how mommy said she would get pregnant if she kissed more, she really thought she would have a baby on the way, so she cried so hard.

"Sister, why didn't Little Fatty reject him when he kissed you?" Jiang Bokai looked at her sister in dismay.

"I said no, I said I would get pregnant if I kissed too much, but he didn't believe me. He said that if I got pregnant and gave birth to a baby, I would go to kindergarten with him." Lanxingxing told everyone what Little Fatty had said.

After she finished speaking, a cold sweat broke out on the family's foreheads...

Nowadays, children's imaginations are invincible.

"Hahaha, sister, I'm really worried about your iq and eq." Hearing what Lanxingxing said, Jiang Bokai and Jiang Bojin laughed as they covered their stomachs.

Their sister was so funny that she would give birth to a baby after three kisses. There were kisses on tv every day. Why weren't they pregnant?