48 Chapter 47.

The twenty bulky men around me dropped their guns and cracked their knuckles like the true grunts they were.

Some were licking their lips while others threw lecherous glances at my wife. Strangely enough there was one muscular man who shot a strange look at me as well.

I ignored it. I saw nothing.

Just when I thought about making a move myself, it suddenly struck me like lightning. A true master does not even need to make a move to defeat low level grunts.

It was only now I decided to use my trump card. You may ask me, why use your trump card on low level grunts? Isn't that overkill?

Well trump cards were met to be used! I'm not a main character, so who cares when I use my trump cards?

With a serious and dashing look on my face I glanced coldly at everyone around us. I was completely undaunted by these little clowns that danced in the palm of my hand.

It was time to finally use my trump card.

I mumbled to myself so only I could hear, "if I don't pay these guys, let the heavens smite these twenty clowns down."

"Eh? Husband did you say something?"

Crash. Crash. Crash…

I won't lie, I jumped a little on the inside when twenty bolts of thunder rung out.

In the end, twenty men were left on the ground twitching uncontrollably on the verge of death. One youth was plopped on his bottom on the ground with wide eyes and a dropped jaw.

I couldn't help but think to myself, good job little brother heavens up above. Nice eyes.

It was at this moment my cultivation miraculously broke through to become a 6th realm semi transcendent. Is this what they call the legendary breakthrough during battle?

I felt smug and I turned to my wife and asked, "how was it? Were you impressed by your husband's might? Are you amazed at your husband's breakthrough during a life and death battle?"

My wife had a bizarre expression on her face and it was clear she didn't know how to answer my questions. She just kept opening her mouth like she wanted to say something, but she always stopped just before the words left her mouth.

She repeated the process a few times before she managed to say a single word, "shameless."

"Shameless? Oh! You mean that kid? Right! He definitely is shameless, but thanks to him your husband broke through and narrowly defeated the enemies. Isn't your husband impressive?"

"Husband."

"What is it my wife?"

"Are you really a mortal?"

"Naturally. I'm just a regular side character. I just used my hidden trump card on grunts is all. It might have been a bit of overkill though."

When she heard how I boasted with pride, she pinched my nose and glared at me while she directed a cute pout towards me.

Haaah, it looked like my wife was to enamoured with my performance to voice her words of praise.

Anyways, it's time to deal with that youngster over there.

When my gaze landed on him, he trembled uncontrollably. I walked over to him and said, "now child, you owe me 800,000,000 in compensation for trying to make a move on my wife, since it's not a nice number we will just round it up to 1,000,000,000. How would you like to pay off your debt? Cash or credit? I'll have you know I do offer various services such as liquidation of assets, loans, refinancing you name it, I do it all. In fact, if you act right now and take me up on one of the services I offer, I'll willingly add on an additional 10% to your debt making it a nice 1,100,000,000."

"How does it sound? It's a good deal, right?"

"Sir, please, it was all just a joke. I swear! We were just kidding around."

"Hahaha. Right. I'm really laughing right now kid. So, when do you plan to make your first monthly payment?"

"There's no way I can afford to pay that off!"

"Then I suppose you will be my slave from now on kid."

"I need a butler, you fit the bill perfectly. From now on, you work for me. I'm going to work you to death to pay off your debt. Give me your address and phone number. By the way, don't try running away. I'll find you no matter where you go. Thinking of changing your number? If you do it, I'll have to add on interest to that debt of yours. Well I'm a generous person, it would only be 10% interest per hour."

The young waiter in front of me had despair written all over his face and he just mindlessly nodded his head. Well I suppose calling lightning down to squash your minions was quite the spectacular and shocking scene.

After I took down his information and saved it on my phone, I turned around and walked back over to my wife and grabbed her hand. I pulled her towards the exit of the destroyed restaurant without looking back. I couldn't be bothered anymore, I was still on my date after all.

If I knew first dates were such a terrifying thing I never would have agreed to take her on one. Things just keep getting weirder and weirder.

Before we came here I still had the intention to go on some more attractions, but we unexpectedly took too much time here and the sun had already set and the rides were closed down already.

I felt a bit depressed, but there was nothing I could do about it.

As such, I decided to call it a day. I figured we would just end the date with a night drive on the quadricycle. That was the only thing left I could think of at the moment aside from renting out a room at a love hotel. Well, I guess we could do that, it would be better than going back to my house to be harassed by my family after a day filled with so many ups and downs.

My wife and I walked hand in hand back to the quadricycle, put away the cloak that covered it and hopped on. I put the key in the ignition and backed up out of the parking stall. With those two bountiful soft melons I had violated earlier pressed on my back, we sped off away from the amusement park into the night.

The sky was filled with stars and the street lights illuminated the darkness. The lighting on top of us went from bright to dim then back to bright again in a cycle that never ended. It repeated this sequence countless times as we made our way along the ocean that was at our side.

Once we reached the highway I turned the handles all the way forward and we quickly reached a speed of 400 miles per hour. I was too scared to go any faster than this when it was so far out. The high speed made the sky look all the more beautiful. They appeared to form an uncountable number of streaks of lights above our heads within our eyes.

While we enjoyed the ride I headed towards the red light district in the city. Love hotels could be seen left and right as we drove along the empty streets. It was just the two of us and it felt like we were in our own little world.

There was a romantic vibe in the air, but honestly I was too tired to have those types of thoughts at the moment. My little brother was also quite satisfied at the moment, so my thoughts were completely pure without the slightest desire.

When we finally reached our destination, a love hotel, we checked in without any difficulties.

If there were anyone watching our date I bet they would be thinking, "oh no, what could go wrong this time," right?

Well too bad. There were no complications this time. There was no hilarious joke that would ruin my mood any further. There was just my wife and I. No stupid gags that would piss me off tonight.

We walked over to the elevator while my wife had wrapped her arms around my arm. She rested her head peacefully on my shoulder. She was actually well behaved for a change, and not teasing me.

"Husband, although you were shameless, you did look a bit cool when you didn't back down when they first pulled out those guns. If you ran and hid behind my back, I will not lie, I would have been very disappointed in you."

"I did want to also see you fight them with your bare hands like in the movies I saw from your world, but I'll forgive you for that. You're that type of person after all."

I felt a bit embarrassed when I saw this adorable meek version of my wife.

We reached the elevator and I pressed the button for the top floor. We entered, the doors closed in on us and it was just the two of us there as we listened to the romantic music intended to set the mood.

It was the best suite available. I didn't care about the cost at the moment. It was 100,000 an hour, but for my wife money didn't mean a thing to me right now. Sure, it would take up all the money I withdrew (extorted) within 10 hours, but that was fine (because it wasn't mine).

When we reached the top floor there was a ding sound and the doors slid open. I walked together with my wife and we made it to the suite at the very end.

When I swiped the card in front of the panel the door opened up automatically. A scent designed to incite our carnal desires wafted out from the room, but I was too tired to do anything more for the day. I was mentally exhausted after everything I went through today and decided to call it a day.

I let go of my wife's hand and jumped onto the heart shaped bed and quickly fell asleep.

I completely didn't notice my wife staring at the wall of the room beside us with a strange expression on her face.

The only thing I heard as my conscious faded away was my wife who said, "I wonder how husband will react when he wakes up in the morning to find lit…"

Find what? Little wife? I was too tired to care, so I figured I'd just ask her in the morning when I woke up.