75 Chapter 74.

(POV Megumi)

Once again, I've really seen something I really shouldn't have. Should I laugh or should I scold my husband? I was just playing a bit of a prank with husband when I noticed his predicament. I didn't expect his sister to show up as soon as I got here.

I was then forced to watch a passionate make out session between brother and sister. What am I supposed to do with that sister in law of mine? Three play?

Really though, how did my idiotic husband get cursed to begin with? Someone actually dares set a curse on the man who is my husband?

Should I slaughter their family or destroy their realm? No, husband would dislike me if I did something like that. Well, as long as I'm around there shouldn't be anything to really threaten his life.

Although I might be the threat to begin with.

Well, I suppose I should wake husband up now. Should I clean up after sister in law? I couldn't help but stare at the stain a bit below his chest. My sister in law really has quite an interesting fetish. Trying to save a live, but getting turned on in the process?

Well, it seems like it would be more interesting if husband remains oblivious.

I straddled on top of him to imitate his sister then bent over and locked our lips. With a snap of my finger I brought him back to consciousness, but I refrained from breaking the curse. Husband still needs a bit of punishment after all. Shortly after, his eyes opened and stared directly into mine.

I played about with his tongue while he was still in a dumbfounded and confused state. So cute.

After several minutes of kissing like this and sucking the oxygen from the pill he made earlier right out of him, I decided to explain his situation. I managed to establish a link between our consciousness while we kissed so I explained things directly while we continued our little bout of passion.

'Husband, you've somehow been cursed. By the way, don't look at me this time, I have nothing to do with this. Who knows who you pissed off to set a curse like this on you. I could break the curse right away husband, but I figured it was time to deliver the reward I promised you before. How long you can enjoy it is entirely up to your ability my husband. With how much oxygen I left for you, I'd say you have about a minute before you lose consciousness.'

(POV Sanji)

'What?! Now?! No no no no! My wife, please at least break the curse first.'

'But breaking the curse might tire me out and I wouldn't be able to allow you to enjoy yourself to the fullest like I promised you. I wouldn't want to be called an evil wife who deceived her husband.'

I want to cry, this isn't a reward. Isn't this just a punishment?

'Whether it is a punishment or a reward entirely depends on your ability husband.'

'Well it looks like a certain little brother is already awake though husband. He doesn't really seem to be complaining either the way he's moving about between the soles of my feet.'

'Well husband? Are you going to waste the desert right in front of you?'

'Ugh. I won't do something stupid like that. I will fight until my last breath… or at the very least the last oxygen molecule is used up.'

My wife had already opened up my robes and a certain little brother was exposed for the world to see. It occasionally twitched whenever my wife stroked along with the soles of her feet. Of course that was not the reward I was promised.

I wrapped my arms around my wife and pulled her into a tight embrace and stuck that little brother right between the fleshy walls of her inner thighs. She was still on top of me sealing my lips. It wasn't like I could breath even if our lips parted so I didn't bother to separate from her while her tongue danced around between our lips.

I could tell what she said was true, I really only had about a minute. I was already light headed, but I couldn't just give up without accomplishing anything like this.

I placed my hand on her outer thighs and squished them together. My wife was rather accommodating and locked her legs tightly together by crossing her right behind her left while on top of me.

That smooth silky sensation I felt whenever she moved her waist back and forth while pressing me down on the ground almost made me lose my mind. I felt pleasant warm wet sensation everytime I pushed back through the gap that led to Nirvana.

'Since you seem to be working so hard husband, this wife will give you a bit of service.'

Right as she said that I felt a current of liquid circling around my little brother's head. What is this?! With the pressure exerted by my wife's inner thighs and strange warmth from the rotational force I felt from the fluid encasing the head, I was already about to concede defeat. I hate being called a quickshot, but my wife is too unfair.

I still lasted longer than the first time she gave me a bit of service, but I felt like this was still too cruel for me to call it a reward. Before I knew it, my body was already contracting and relaxing as the soft and unbearably pleasant strokes continued to force every last drop out of me.

When I looked into my wife's eyes I could see she was definitely enjoying watching me squirm beneath her.

'Husband, not bad, you lasted 30 seconds, at this rate you can go for a second round, right?'

'Hold on my wife, please wait! There's a thing called a relaxation phase.'

'Oh? Is there? Sorry, this wife has never known the meaning of waiting when it comes to such matters.'

Without giving my little brother another chance she moved one hand behind her and stroked my little brother's chin while she continued to squeeze the life out of him. She truly knew how to strike her enemies weak point.

It was like she controlled all the laws that governed that little brother as he seemed to not grow tired in the slightest, rather he seemed even more invigorated than before. The lewd squishy sound of flesh melting together left me slightly intoxicated when I lost myself in the world of the eyes directly in front of me. They were truly as beautiful as the starry night sky. Even if I could breath I would probably still be in a breathless state like the first time we met.

'Husband, are you trying to serenade me with those cheesy words right now?'

'It was worth a shot, right?'

'Really, can't you just turn your mind off and enjoy yourself for once?'

'It's a bit hard to enjoy myself when you tease me like this all the time.'

'Then don't cheat on me and you'll be able to enjoy yourself fully next time.'

'Cheat?! Me? When?'

'Hmmp!'

Her eyes narrowed and she increased the pressure around my third leg. The unexpected increase in pressure occurred right as I raised my hips off of the ground and left me trembling in complete and utter defeat.

Those knowing eyes in front of me were clearly enjoying this. My body's contractions and relaxations were far stronger compared to the first time. I held my wife as tightly as I could. She worked in tandem with my contractions. For each contraction she would squeeze, for each relaxation she would decrease the pressure.

'Do you like being squeezed dry like this husband?'

I couldn't stop the contractions or relaxations thanks to my wife whose every action kept spurring the process on.

'What if you died from this husband? Were you planning to make your wife a widow?'

Damn it, if you keep saying things like that I really just may die! I don't want to die such a pitiful death.

'Liar. You definitely do.'

Okay I do, is there a problem with that?

'Not really. An honest husband is a cute husband after all.'

It was at this point I felt really light headed again. It seems it had been one minute already. In that time I managed two rounds. I felt reluctant, but I couldn't stay conscious any longer no matter how badly I wanted to.

(POV Megumi)

Looking at my dead looking husband who had his eyes rolled back, I felt much better. The pent of frustration over the last week of no teasing husband and watching him flirt with sister in law was really getting to me. Sister in law is cute too though, I'm a bit tempted to tease her as well, but I will hold back for now. I don't want to share husband, but I can't really do anything about it if it's his family.

I'd be a horrible wife to ban him from a family member. Why is it the only woman who appear are women I can do nothing about? I'm a lower realm god, right? Then why am I helpless against the two weak individuals from mortal realms that have taken an interest in him?

The first was my fault for letting my guard down, but the second, there was really nothing I could do about. They were family, am I going to commit fratricide just because his sister has the hots for him? Haaaaaah. I can't really do that.

Maybe I can just introduce her to a good man like my husband first suggested. Would the crown prince really work though?

When I thought of what I had seen recently from him, I really had my doubts. Does that kid even know what a woman is? Although putting them together might be fun to watch. That kid has been playing that game non stop since he first got here. As for woman? Hah! Several woman approached him over the last few days, but his eyes never spared them a single glance. He was too busy looking elsewhere the entire time.

Little Han on the other hand has been quite busy. Seeing them go at it everyday like that... it's not like I'm envious or anything. I'm just a bit curious about his health is all. If he keeps going at it like that everyday, will he really be able to hold out?

Haaaah. Then there's that girl Chu Yue. Huhuhu, I'll definitely make a profit. Hahaha! Let's see if she still has the energy to have designs on my husband after I put her through the ringer. If she does, I'll concede defeat. If she can't even put up with this she can keep dreaming.

Thinking up to here, I finally parted lips from my passed out husband and looked down at his face while I was perched on top of his body.

I brought the blob of fluid with white at the center to eye level to take a closer look.

Still not strong enough to get pregnant unfortunately. At this rate, it won't be until he's reached the Saint realm before there is a slight chance at having children. Haaaaah. Hurry up and get stronger husband, I want to have children already. I'm not getting any younger you know.

Although his seed is filled with good fortune. A normal woman would easily be able to get pregnant, but it's still not enough in my case. It sucks being a goddess of calamity.

It would be wasteful to just throw this away though. Husband, too bad you're unconscious.

I opened up my mouth slightly and allowed the white globule passage into my mouth. The fortune contained within was absorbed into my body and counteracted the aura of misfortune that had built up around me during my time apart from husband.

After I licked my lips I snapped my fingers and dispersed the curse that was cast on husband.

Really though, for a curse to affect husband, the caster was definitely very strong. It even looked to be a casual curse, there wasn't much resentment in it. Now that I think about it, the aura coming off of the curse even felt somewhat familiar. I couldn't quite put a finger on it, but it felt like I was almost there.

While I thought deeper on where I knew the aura, as if everything was planned beforehand, sister in law burst back into the room with the little girl in tow.

Ah. When I turned around and looked into sister in law's eyes and traced her gaze I realized I made a slight blunder.

Husband's robes were wide open and the little guy who went to sleep was peacefully resting in eye view.

She still couldn't see me, but this was still an embarrassing situation nonetheless. I felt like a rabbit caught red handed in the act of stealing cabbages from the fields.

Sister in laws face was red, but she still had enough reason to turn around and cover the little girl's eyes. Not that she needed to, I had already made it so the little girl could only see my husband as though he were wearing his robe. When she turned around I quickly fixed husband's clothes up. It is a wife's job to make sure her husband is dressed appropriately.

I'm a failure as a wife.

"Big sister Shina, what are you doing? Is this some sort of new game?"

"Ah. Yeah."

"How can you play a game when you said big brother San is dying and needs medical attention?"

"Well. That is a bit difficult to describe."

She said that with difficulty while she took a peak at my husband again. When she glanced back she opened her eyes wide like she couldn't understand the situation. She removed her hands from in front of the child's eyes and rubbed her own eyes.

"Am I so far gone that I'm seeing things? I can't be that thirsty, right?"

Phew. Safe.

Why am I, a lower realm god getting so flustered over this anyways? Actually, why am I his wife hiding in the first place? I'm his wife, right? Why am I acting like a mistress hiding from the main wife? What is with this role reversal? Isn't this all husband's fault?

I reached out and started pinching and pulling at his face in frustration to wake him up quickly. Stupid husband, the curse has been lifted already and you're breathing just fine, get your lazy ass back up.

"Five more minutes."

I scooched closer to his face and rested his head between my thighs and squeezed his face while I covered his mouth and pinched his nose..

"Mmm?"

How long do you intend to play dead? You're really going to suffocate again, in case you didn't realize it I've compressed all the oxygen in your lungs. You have no way to get more oxygen husband.

Husband still didn't open his eyes, but he nuzzled his head up against my thighs. Perverted husband, I know you've regained consciousness already, get your ass up! Fine, you want to play dead?

I slipped my hand into his robe and yanked at the balls of his little brother's feet. It looks like that did the trick.

Husband opened his eyes with a pale face.

"My wife, I'm awake. It was a joke. A joke. I just wanted to enjoy some more intimate time with my wife."

"Says the guy who has been flirting with his sister for the past week."

"I've still got some things to take care of so I'll still be gone for some time. You better behave yourself while I'm gone."

After I confirmed he was awake, I teleported away without listening to another word he had to say.