After I made my exit, I locked myself up in my prison cell and continued practicing alchemy for two days straight without rest. I realized I was too naive the first time I concocted pills. I'd been ruminating for quite some time on where the mistake was, but I wasn't able to figure out what went wrong. All I knew was somewhere along the lines I messed up, but it was still a valuable first experience.

I gave up on that pill recipe since I no longer needed it and figured I'd try my luck with random concoctions. I have the perfect test subjects after all. All these prisoners are just the perfect lab rats, aren't they?

Using the LP I had accumulated until now I bought a bunch of random medicinal herbs and started tossing them into the pill furnace at random. I also purchased a fire manipulation cultivation technique for 2000 LP. Honestly my stocks were plummeting, I'd been spending LP like it grew on trees. At some point I had accumulated a total of 25,000 LP. However, after the last two days my balance had plummeted back down to 10,000 LP.

But that is okay, as these points spent were an investment. I, of course, was naturally plotting something. An aphrodisiac strong enough that it would be able to affect my wife.

When I searched through the shop in the past I did come across aphrodisiac pills, I purchased them to test their strength. But when I finally tested them, I realized that although they were rather effective, they were nowhere strong enough to actually affect my wife in the slightest. All the aphrodisiacs available I saw back then when I first acquired the system were only effective on mortals.

Basically, it meant my wife was clearly looking down on my stamina. It also made me realize she did not really intend to really put out anytime soon. It also allowed me to realize something else, that night we definitely didn't do anything. Damn it all! I'm clearly still a virgin then!

When I looked up the cost for the strongest type of aphrodisiac in the system I was left terrified. It was a trillion LP. I came to realize it was very likely my wife would only put out much later on in our relationship. To my horror, it seems she only intends to tease me until I am strong enough to be seen as her equal.

Thus, my plan now was to create an aphrodisiac that was strong enough to bring even a lower realm god down to their knees. It needed to be an aphrodisiac that ignored cultivation.

It was truly a mix of sugar and spice and everything nice. I even included some chocolate just to add a touch of flavour to it. I couldn't have my wife eating something disgusting, now could I? I also discovered my wife had a sweet tooth, so it would be easier to get her to try it if I disguised it as a snack.

Finally, after my two days of concocting, it was complete. Before my eyes was a beautiful chocolate covered pill. I termed it, the chocolate covered almond, the most brilliant snack ever created since the beginning of time.

I figured it would be bad to only have one though, so I spent three more days concocting as many as possible all with the same intended purpose. Of course, they were all chocolate covered. I figured I'd make it my trademark and patent it in the future.

While I concocted I naturally didn't forget about my cultivation, my power suit was on autopilot the whole time exercising my body for me. Thanks to the efforts of my power suit, I broke through to the peak of the semi transcendent realm.

In case anyone was wondering how the whole scene looked, imagine me doing squats or jogging on a treadmill with a pill furnace on front of me while I was practicing manipulating fire with the cultivation technique I had purchased.

When I was finally finished with concocting all the pills, I decided to take a break to test out the effects of the pills. I naturally went out to find little Han who had continually pestered me to come out from outside my room for the last five days. I had ignored him since anything that had to do with a MC could only be annoying and it would have interrupted my little concocting session.

I passed by several prisoners and made my way into the Dragontherun ward. However the moment I reached the ward, my path was blocked by a muscular looking prisoner.

"Stop! Who goes there?"

"Eh? I'm from the Toddlepant ward, I'm just paying a visit to someone."

"Get lost! This is the Dragontherun ward, a Toddlepant ward beggar like you can't enter here."

"There was such a rule?"

"Of course there is. Are you one of the noobs from the most recent batch?"

"Uh, I guess you could say I am."

"Then I'll let you in on a little secret, if you want to pass through here it's not like it's absolutely impossible. You catch my drift? But for someone that looks like a beggar, the price might be a bit too difficult for you."

"Uh, what if I said I was the attendant to the director's daughter?"

"Hah? Someone that looks like you? Buddy, have you lost your mind? Did you undergo too many experiments for Prisoner Points to the point that you lost your sanity?"

I thought I would be pretty famous after what happened back then, but I suppose I had been locked up in my room for quite some time already. Maybe the news died down thanks to my seclusion.

"Besides buddy, didn't you hear the rumours about that so called attendant?"

Oh, they did actually circulate after all? What kind of awe inspiring rumours have spread?

Slightly expectant, I probed him for the details, "what rumours?"

"This is just between you and me, but people have been saying he is a sex deviant who has locked himself up in his cell room with the director's daughter as well as another hot babe. They've been going at it day and night like the world was coming to an end. Every single day without rest. Some say he's just a sissy boy who likes getting it up the rear end by little girls and sexy older women."

What? Are you kidding me right now?! This is how I'm viewed?!

With a flat emotionless voice and dead squinted eyes I said, "wow, that guy sounds like a real pervert."

I wanted to cry, but I couldn't. How can I possible claim to be the deviant from those rumours? Did she maybe get another attendant while I was locked away? Who is the sexy older women in the rumours anyways? I don't remember getting lucky while I've been here, so where do those rumours come from anyways? It couldn't be my sister in the rumours, right? Ugh, am I being stuck with the sins of pedophilia and incest when I'm already a normal married man with a clear conscience? I'm not a lolicon damnit! I didn't ask to be her attendant, okay? It just happened! There was nothing you can do when a little girl sits on your lap and treats you like their big brother.

"You know what else I've heard about that sex deviant?"

There's more? I really don't want to know at all. Of course, I could only just nod with eyes telling him to continue on.

"I've heard he's a sort of drug lord. He apparently handed out some strange pills to someone in our ward. Thanks to those ridiculous drugs, there was some poor kid who drowned himself in lust and ravished his partner for five days straight all while keeping the entire ward wide awake due to the never ending moans throughout the night."

That stinking little brat! You really had a good time, didn't you? How did it leak that I was the one that gave him those pills anyways? Was it Aoi? Tch. That skank, spreading more unnecessary rumours. How am I supposed to test my pills on prisoners now? Well, they are disguised as chocolates and I guess no one knows who I really am still. It would be good to see the effects of the pill on both males and females in case of unforeseen accidents.

Well, since this guy liked to smear dirt on my name, I figured I'd make him the first test subject. I didn't want to cause a scene and force my way through since I wanted to secretly use the prisoners as my own personal lab rats.

"That guy really sounds like a scary person. Anyways let's forget him for now. I really need to see someone inside."

While I said that I took out a pack of cuban cigars I had purchased using LP and also a chocolate covered almond. When I took them out and acted suggestively he discretely took the pack of cuban cigars.

"You mind trying this as well? It's some really good stuff, if you know what I mean."

"Who's it made by? It wouldn't be something from the man in question, would it?"

"Of course not. It's actually just chocolate. I was just offering a sample."

"What the hell, you know how to joke buddy? The way you worded it, I really thought it was some sort of new drug. Hahaha."

When he let his guard down, he took the chocolate covered almond and tossed it into his mouth and ate it.

"It tastes pretty good. Are you planning to sell these?"

"Maybe, right now I'm still practicing."

"Oh? You made it yourself?"

"... yeah I did."

Was it a defective product? There were no signs of any reaction from him at all.

"That's pretty surprising, I really thought you were just a useless beggar."

"Just trying to make a living man. The prison life is tough man."

It's tough when your pills turn out to be defective that is.

"It must be considering you are in the Toddlepant ward. That place is really the slums of the prison."

"Yeah, it's really tough my friend."

It's really tough on me being unable to find healthy looking prisoners to experiment on there. That's also why I'd rather come to this ward where all the little sheep are as healthy as can be.

"Well, since you've shown your sincerity, I suppose I can make a tiny exception for you and let you pass. If you ever need entry just tell them you know Thuglyfe007. That's my in game name, I'm pretty famous and most people will let you into the Dragontherun ward if you use my name. That's the respect that rankers on the prisoner leaderboard rankings get."

I wanted to retort, I really did, but I decided to let it pass. You look like a typical mob gatekeeper character no matter what angle I look at you from. As for the prisoner leaderboard rankings, I somewhat understood it right away when I thought of the VR games available. There was of course more games available aside from VR racing, but I haven't had the chance to try the others out in fear of running into father in law again.

I held back and just entered the Dragontherun ward wordlessly after nodding in his direction. Since it appeared that pill might have been a defective one in the batch, I decided to test it out on a few other prisoners. I'd really rather not distribute them myself though which was why I was seeking little Han out to be my little underage puppet drug lord.

After I asked a prisoner on the way where little Han was located, it was actually really easy to find. Apparently, he was notoriously famous thanks to his accomplishments every night. Deep breaths; deep breaths please. He's a MC, of course he has the advantage in that department. A side character like me can only work towards building up that type of relationship with my wife.

I offered that prisoner a sample as well as "thanks" for the information. It definitely wasn't because I was salty or anything. I'm a distanced master after all. This was just for the sake of science. Yes science. However, once again it turned out to be another defective product.

Does it at least work on women like intended? I should really get Aoi to try one and see what happens. I'm not salty over little Han getting several steps ahead of me in that department, it's just science. Science, okay?! My eyes aren't bloodshot right now like he's killed my entire family or anything.

I was finally right outside his cell room. When I looked past the bars on the door to the cell, I saw two dead tired looking individuals asleep. Little Han and Aoi appeared to not be around at the moment so I figured I'd experiment on the two fellows who were asleep.

I quietly opened the door and like a ninja, I tiptoed over to the sides of the two snoring men. I tossed a pill into their wide open mouths and watched as they choked on it when they instinctively swallowed once it reached the back of their throat. I hid myself on the top bed bunker on the right to secretly observe the effects of the pill. However, the scene of carnage I was hoping for never happened even after waiting ten minutes. Strange, is it really just a defective batch after all? Even though it shouldn't be as effective on men as woman, there should still be some effect, shouldn't there?

When I realized that my efforts might have been wasted, I was of course depressed, so I decided to take a short nap while I waited for little Han to return. Before I did so, I tossed a bottle of chocolate covered almonds along with a note onto the top bunk bed on the left side of the room. Judging from the messy sheets, it was definitely the love nest that belonged to little Han and Aoi. I covered my head with the blanket and quickly fell asleep.



(POV little Han)

Today, when I returned to my cell I found something strange. It was a bottle filled with some small brown ovular shaped things. There was a note inside the bottle as well. When I opened it up and saw who it was from my face paled slightly. When I read through it I felt a bit better though.

It said, "Little Han, please distribute these chocolate covered almonds to prisoners to compensate them for disrupting their sleep every night. Also, make sure to give some to Aoi as well. Girls like chocolate, you need to learn how to do small things like this for a woman to keep them happy. It may also let you get a night of rest(lol)."

Master is such a good person. I was afraid they were some kind of weird concoction he made again to test on me, but he just said to give it to other people. If anything goes wrong... it's none of my business. He must be trying to make up it up to the other prisoners on my behalf after the trouble I caused since I moved in here. It was also noted that the chocolates would help make people fall asleep and even if there were loud moans throughout the night, they would sleep like babies. He even guaranteed that nothing would go wrong this time as he had already confirmed the effects on others already.

With that in mind I took a handful out from the bottle and wrapped them up in a handkerchief and gave it to Aoi. I quickly departed and gave out a few samples to each of the cells nearby and explained they were my apology and that they were chocolate covered almonds designed to aid them with falling asleep.

Both male and female prisoners happily took them when the effects were explained to them.

When I finished distributing them all, I returned to my cell where I found Aoi sitting with her legs hanging over the edge of the bed. She popped the chocolate covered almonds one by one into her mouth seemingly in a good mood.

I figured with how many she'd eaten, I'd definitely have a good nights sleep, so I climbed the ladder to the top of the bunk bed. However, mid way up, something unexpected happened. An arm grabbed onto my leg from below. When I looked down I saw a feminine arm latched onto my leg. There were heated pants coming from below, similar to those that came from Aoi every night. Just moments before, the person below had been covered with their blanket sleeping peacefully so I wasn't able to confirm who it was. Why is there a female suddenly occupying my male roommate's bed? Were they unable to bear with all the noise and decide to move to another cell?

While I was deep in thought trying to figure out what was going on, two arms wrapped around my legs from behind. In my flustered state I looked behind me and found it was another woman. What is going on here? Where did my two male roommates go? Did they both really move out simultaneously?

Actually, why are they both grabbing onto me like this?

"Hey, you little sluts in heat, let go of my man."

"In heat?"

"Isn't it obvious that is what's happening?"

"No, isn't there something strange about this whole situation? Like, were there even female prisoners in our ward that looked like them?"

"Now that you mention it, there weren't any."

"Their eyes are also glowing red. Isn't it too weird?"

A shiver went down my back when I felt a strange wet sensation on my leg. They were actually passionately licking my leg. What is wrong with all the women I meet? Why do they all insist on treating me like food? I frightfully shook their arms off and climbed to the top bed. When I cautiously peaked my eyes out over the edge of the bed, I saw two females on the ground. The one on the bed had fallen off and landed on top of the one who had wrapped their arms around my legs from behind.

They were passionately sucking on each other's lips while their hands simultaneously moved about between each others legs. They let out occasional moans while they drowned in one another's embrace. Scary! This is way too scary!

While I was busy watching the events that transpired from below I realized that at some point there were heavy pants coming from beside me. When I looked to my side I realized Aoi had the same glowing red eyes that the two women below had.

Before I could react she pushed me down and pressed my arms above my head against the bed. Just as usual I found my strength being sapped as usual when she straddled on top of me. She proceeded to firmly grind her body against my lower abdomen. No matter how many times we've cultivated like this together, I always find myself unable to push her away regardless of how much stronger I am compared to her.

I somehow felt it wouldn't be right for me to push her away like that, so I could only grit my teeth and endure the trials I faced every night.

However, tonight's Aoi really seemed scarier than normal. Especially with the two females on the ground who were also seemingly lost in the world of cultivation.

I decided to resign myself to my fate as I still wished to further my cultivation. I was already an 8th realm semi transcendent while Aoi was a 4th realm semi transcendent. It was really scary how fast she had increased her strength since we met. She was a very diligent woman who made sure to cultivate every single night. I felt like I couldn't let myself lose to her, so no matter how many defeats I suffered I would get up to go another round. Honestly, I was completely drained and reaching my limits though.

(POV Sanji)

After a few hours asleep I woke up to the sound of loud moans of pleasure. Eh? I'm mishearing something, right?

When I looked over to my right I realized Aoi was directly on top of little Han with red glowing eyes. Scary! I noticed the bottle of almonds was now empty and little Han was struck with horror. It seems they had already been going at it for some time already and he appeared to be quite haggard. This little brat! Haggard?! You're haggard?! Trade places with me!

Aoi didn't even bother to take off her clothes and something was clearly wrong with her. It seems she didn't even see anyone aside from little Han. As things would feel a bit awkward if I suddenly interrupted them, I decided I'd try to escape this terrifying scene of carnage.

When I peeked over the edge of the bed I realized there were two women on the ground also going at it. Where did the two male roommates go? Did they run away?

I was starting to get a bad feeling about everything when I realized they also had glowing red eyes. A shiver went down my back. Prison is really scary after all. Even the woman are freaks. Anyways, this has nothing to do with me.

I stealthily got off the bed and climbed down the ladder. While I did so, I took a peak towards little Han. He had eyes wide open locked directly with mine like he couldn't believe what he had seen. I just put one finger in front of my lips to make a shushing action to not make a sound.

His eyes panicked like he were begging me to help him, however, this was a battle he had to face on his own. I just took out my phone and texted him my words of wisdom.

'Venerable Master San: Life is a struggle, one must face hardships if they wish to advance.'

Little Han seeing my actions took out his phone to take a look. He looked back at me like he wanted to cry. He quickly typed up a response.

'Little Han: Please save me! She's even more vigorous than usual and she won't even give me a second to rest!'

Tsk. This brat only knows how to rub salt in my wounds. Must be nice being able to do it whenever you want. This is way too unfair, everybody else gets to have fun except for me. Being a side character sucks sometimes.