"Simple? Ha, these are the two funniest words I've heard this year. "Luo Juntian is sour, and he laughs out in a strange way
holding his anger, Tang Nuanyang pointed to the side, "funny, right? Then squat in the corner and laugh for a day."
"you're mistaken. I'm not a little white rabbit, I'm a female tiger, so it's a little fun to deal with wolves." Tang Wenyang raised his chin with pride
it's really speechless. He'll take down her stage if she says anything. She's his wife and has two children. It's hard for her to elope with Luo Yunfan. Besides, even if it's time to save her life, she'll rule out the promise first. She's a woman of the new era. Do you think she's so opinionated, How can this man be so noisy
lovely Nuanyang, lovely Juntian, he likes to see such lovely people. He thinks that the moment when they will die, in fact, he is not afraid. When love should end, it should end. His obsession is that death will be the best way to end. His heart will not hurt any more, and she can live forever with Juntian
"Juntian, do you have no confidence in yourself?" Luo Yunfan laughs at Luo Juntian's face
spitting out the breath that he mentioned but didn't explode, his expression and attitude changed 180 degrees: "OK, take care of it, yes, wife, please forgive me for the slow epiphany."
old fox, don't be complacent too soon! Luo Juntian smiles in his heart, but on the surface, he is more beautiful than a flower. "Fourth uncle, I was joking with you just now. I want to help you activate the dead atmosphere of this ward."
"I'm tired!" Luo Yunfan's expression seemed to be moved and about to cry
I don't feel happy, but I feel sick
what kind of horror game are you playing
"Er, are you ok?" Tang Nuanyang asked with a 100% standard smile
"very good."
they answered her at the same time, but Tang Nuanyang felt that his eyes had become obscene
she was wondering whether they were abnormal or she was abnormal. Maybe she was too slow to keep up with their jumping logical thinking
"that's good, that's good, the meal seems to have been bought, or Juntian, you go to have some meal first, I'll take care of you here, and you'll change me after you finish eating." Tang Nuanyang skillfully starts the topic
no one has ignored us
"of course, in order to show my feelings for him, it is necessary."
"really?" Why does she feel so unreliable."True, more true than gold, go to dinner quickly, good" Luo Juntian kisses her on the forehead and pushes her to the door.
Tang Warm Yang some worry of turn head toward the bed of Luo Yunfan see, for fear that she left, Luo Jun innocent will poison hand.
"Go" Luo Yunfan smiles at her.
"Oh, well, if you have something to do, just shout, I'm outside with you all." Tang Nuanyang confided again.
Luo Juntian blocked her head and said with a smile, "who did you learn the special skill of walking forward and turning your head behind?"
Tang Nuanyang's black line
After dinner, it's almost evening. Luo Juntian asks the others to go back to the hotel first, just for him to accompany Tang Nuanyang.
The day after tomorrow, he will send Luo Yunfan back to China by special plane, which is what Luo Yunfan asked for.
In the dead of night.
Tang Nuanyang sleeps on the bed next to Luo Yunfan. Luo Juntian sleeps on the sofa opposite the bed. Luo Yunfan also sleeps soundly. This is the first time in their lives that they sleep in the same room.
In the middle of the night, after Luo Jun finished the toilet, he didn't want to sleep on the damned sofa, so he got into Tang Nuanyang's quilt.
"Well..." Tang Nuanyang turns around and gets into Luo Juntian's arms. He naturally hugs his waist and finds a comfortable posture. He falls asleep again.
Luo Juntian showed a happy smile on his face, and bowed his head to kiss her hair. His expression was like a child who had stolen honey.
The next day.
Tang Nuanyang opened her eyes vaguely, and a face that was so handsome that people and gods were angry with each other and knew that she could turn to ashes. An enlarged version of it appeared in front of her eyes.
That straight nose, that bright white skin, and thin red lips, is really a charming man.
Then, looking around at the ceiling, she suddenly realized that this is a hospital, not a hotel room. This guy didn't sleep on the sofa. How could he sleep on the bed? This nurse went in and out, and saw how bad it was.
"Hello, Luo Juntian, wake me up." she patted his face, trying to wake him up.
Luo Juntian moved, hugged her more tightly, put her face on her face, and murmured sleepily, "sleep a little longer, wife, don't make noise.".
"Why don't you make a noise, get up quickly" here is also a public place. There are no doctors and nurses, and Luo Yunfan is here. She really doesn't let people watch their intimate hobbies in public!
Didn't wake up Luo Juntian, but woke up Luo Yunfan on the bed beside him.
Seeing the men and women sleeping together, Luo Yunfan's black eyes sank and cried, "warm center, I want to drink water!"
"Oh, I'll get up and pour it for you right away." Tang Nuanyang answered, pushing Luo Juntian's arm against her chest. My God, how heavy it is. "Luo Juntian, wake up, take your hands away, I'm going to get up, do you hear me?".
"Well It's still early, my wife is good, I'm so sleepy. "Luo Juntian closed his eyes and grunted. His face leaned down again. On his handsome face, the corner of his mouth rose slightly. In fact, he woke up a long time ago.
Tang Warm Yang's face instantly brush red, push his head, and to pull his ear, she does not believe, so he does not wake up.
"Don't pretend. I know you've woken up. If you don't get up again, I'm going to give you a trump card?" Tang Nuanyang threatened that when she was an idiot, she didn't wake up after such a toss, cheating the ghost.
Someone lying in bed as a sleeping beauty still pretends to be sleeping.
Tang Nuanyang's eyes narrowed, and his tiny white hand touched his armpit and waist to tickle him.
Luo Juntian can't help it. He grabs her little hand and opens his eyes. "Wife, it's OK to touch me early in the morning. Our fourth uncle is still here. It's true that women's lechery can't be measured."
Tang Nuanyang's face is very red. It will be red. He can already cook eggs.
He did it on purpose, absolutely on purpose.
Next, the more sophistry she made, the more distorted he would be. She was determined not to be deceived by him. "I'm not measured. Please take your hands away and let me get up. Uncle four is thirsty. I have to pour water.".
"I'm thirsty, too!"
"Get up and have a drink"
"I can't wait, I'll have it right away"
Tang Nuanyang's head was confused, this madman
She pushed him, he pressed her and fought silently. In the end, the stronger one won. He released her and got up slowly to "pour water for uncle four".
Tang Nuanyang, with a red cheek and a kiss, sits up, arranges his hair, and looks awkwardly at Luo Yunfan I'll pour it for you right away.
"Well!" Luo Yunfan nodded with a faint smile, and there was an invisible sullen look under his black eyes.
Tang Nuanyang got out of bed, poured a glass of water, inserted a straw, and handed it to Luo Yunfan's bedside to "drink slowly".
Luo Yunfan took a sip, and his long eyebrows wrinkled slightly.
"Then I'll blow it cool." Tang Nuanyang pulled out the straw, picked up the cup and blew "Hoo Hoo... "
Luo Yunfan looked at her face, and the faint anger in his eyes disappeared. Up to now, he also knew that the dream could not be realized. The brand on this woman did not belong to him. The so-called beginning and end had nothing to do with her. It was his own business. He was more sad than Jiang Jinli, at least she had."Drink and see if it's hot or not?"
Tang Nuanyang hands the cold boiled water back to his mouth. Luo Yunfan takes a few breaths of "Nuanyang is still good at taking care of people.".
"Ha ha It shouldn't be difficult. The doctor said you could eat something light this morning. What would you like to eat? Let Juntian buy it. "Tang Nuanyang put the cup aside and asked.
"I can do it, just if it's too salty.".
Luo Juntian came out of the bathroom and heard Luo Yunfan's words. He kindly said, "as long as it's not very salty, OK, I know. I'll buy it for you. Warm Yang, take good care of my uncle"
his last words made Tang Warm Yang really smart.
This guy doesn't have a fever. Why do he always say such abnormal things? Seeing him disappear at the door, I felt a bad premonition.
20 minutes later.
Luo Juntian came back with a big bag of food. Looking at the bag, he bought it from a local high-end restaurant in Thailand.
He pulled the table across the middle of the bed, adjusted the bed to the height that Luo Yunfan could lean on, and then took out the food.
"This is my special food for fourth uncle. I asked them not to put too much salt in it.".
Then he opened the lunch boxes one by one.
"This is fried frog"
"this is fried pig skin".
"It's a big fried bug"
"at the end of the day, it's very powerful. My wife will yell when she sees it.".
It can't be
Tang Wenyang's forehead began to sweat.
As the lunch box slowly opened, the smell floated out.
As soon as Luo Yunfan smelled it, he felt like vomiting.
Luo Juntian exclaimed happily, "yes, it's very fragrant and glutinous durian rice. It tastes very good. I've already had one there. It's delicious in the world!"
Who doesn't know that durian is what Luo Yunfan hates most, and he will never eat strange food.
Tang Nuanyang wants to throw up when he sees big insects and frogs.
"It's abnormal food"
LUO Juntian said with a smile, "it's abnormal food. It's the most special food in Thailand. Wife, don't you like it too.".
"Frogs and worms, you can eat them for me." Tang Nuanyang glared at him.
You can't cure the whole patient!
"It's for the fourth uncle. How can I grab it? Besides, I'm full." Luo Juntian laughs, but he doesn't like to eat this kind of heavy food.
But for Luo Yunfan, the most terrible thing is durian rice. He covers his nose with his hand, which is very painful.
Tang Nuanyang gives durian rice to duanyuan.
"Why, this durian rice is really delicious. You don't want to eat it alone." Luo Juntian walks over and brings it to Luo Yunfan with a smile. "Uncle, I'll feed you. Don't mention it to me. Open your mouth, ah"
the strong durian flavor suffocates Luo Yunfan
"Luo Juntian, how can you be so bad?" Tang Wenyang grabs the rice in Luo Juntian's hand. "You know that fourth uncle doesn't like the taste of durian, and you deliberately buy this kind of thing to bully him.".
Luo Juntian made a surprised appearance: "sorry uncle, I don't know, originally you don't like to eat durian.".
Tang Nuanyang is sweating, which seems to be well known to the Luo family.
"Do you know now?" Luo Yunfan smiles, and the cold in his black eyes is pressing.
"I know. I'm sorry. Since I don't like it, I'll eat something else. It's frog or worm, maybe pig skin. You don't know. The taste of pig skin is really first-class." Luo Juntian thumbs up.
"I don't believe it, you eat it for me first, let's share it." Luo Yunfan said quickly, and the counterattack began.
Luo Juntian's expression was stiff.
Tang Nuanyang snickered and walked over to him. "Yes, you said it was so delicious. Let's have a look first. Where do you start, frog? Pigskin? Or caterpillars? "
"Well Well... " Luo Juntian hesitated.
"How, a man, can't even have the courage, coward, dare to say, dare not do it?" Tang Nuanyang deliberately stimulated him, satirized him, who let him so bad.
Luo Yunfan also took the opportunity to add fuel to the fire: "warm yang, you don't want to persuade him, Juntian he absolutely dare not eat, otherwise he would have agreed, saying, in fact, the food is not so terrible, that is, the whole frog is fried, even the skin is not peeled, it looks terrible.".
"Luo Juntian, I despise you seriously"
now you know what it's like to hit yourself with a stone.
Luo Juntian will be forced to go to Liangshan. If he doesn't eat, any excuse is pale, "who says I dare not eat"
in his words, Tang Nuanyang picks up a fried worm and puts it into his mouth.
Luo Jun day suddenly rigid, mouth move also dare not move.
"Eat it, chew it tastefully, feel its delicious, insects are rich in protein, after eating, but beauty, bite it, bite it into mud with teeth, and then swallow it.".……
No response. Luo Jun kept a posture, and didn't respond for a long time.
"Eat, chew," Tang Wenyang urged.
"Noisy dead, I want to melt to eat not good" Luo Jun day ambiguous roar way, green Mou angry stare.
Tang Warm Yang a Leng, puff Chi a laugh, who let him so funny.
A little impatient, she picked up the small plate on the table, "here, spit the insects here.".
Big husband, Shi Ke Sha, can't insult, Luo Juntian push Tang Nuanyang's hand, a face of hard gas bite the insect in the mouth to swallow, good disgusting!
"Cut, die to face, live to suffer" Tang Nuanyang chuckles, eyes soft.
"No, I think it's delicious. Fourth uncle, you eat while it's hot." Luo Juntian wants to get chopsticks with a smile.
Tang Nuanyang clapped his hand and closed the box on the table. "If you want to buy something to eat, you will know how to fool around. I'll buy it. I'll stay here, you man Oh, it's so disturbing.
She didn't know what to say about him.
"Wife, I'm wrong. I promise to buy what human beings can eat this time." Luo Juntian holds her. How can he let her work hard.
Tang Nuanyang gritted his teeth and glared at him, "husband, please sit down for me, I'll come.".
Luo Juntian saw that she seemed really angry, so he had to take back his hand.
In the ward, after Tang Nuanyang goes out, only Luo Juntian and Luo Yunfan are left.
Luo Juntian hands ring chest, legs overlap, proud looking at the bed of Luo Yunfan "look much better!"
"Thanks to you
"I don't dare, I just do my best.".
"Don't be modest if you do good deeds. I'm afraid I'll retaliate. Oh, no, it should be a reward. I'm afraid I'll repay you.".
"Ha ha Luo Juntian laughed wildly.
Luo Yunfan looked at him and laughed, but his face was still silent.
"I want to go to the bathroom, can you help me?" Luo Yunfan said with a smile.
Luo Juntian stood up and went to the bedside, "what do you want to do? Wash your face and brush your teeth? Pee, poop? "
Luo Yunfan quietly stared at his face for a few seconds, and said, "go and talk again.".
"OK" Luo Juntian lifts Luo Yunfan from the hospital bed and carries him to the bathroom.
Luo Yunfan washes his face and brushes his teeth. He is a very clean man. He can't stand the slightest bit of dirt. In fact, Luo Juntian can't stand the slightest bit of dirt.
His body is still very weak, so Luo Juntian supports him all the way.
"Fourth uncle, why is the patient so clean? It's not a woman who wants to see you." Luo Juntian never forgot to tease him.
"Dare to love Juntian, what kind of dating women do you clean yourself up? You don't usually wash your ass lazily." Luo Yunfan teases him in turn.
Luo Jun day green eyes half squint "believe it or not, I will take a towel to kill you.".
"Letter! So you want to do that now? I prefer the red towel or the blue towel. I prefer the pattern on the blue towel. "Luo Yunfan looks back at him provocatively.
Two people's eyes fight for a long time, finally tacit, look at each other and smile, dissolve in invisible.
"You go back first." Luo Yunfan wants to pee, but he doesn't want to be watched by Luo Juntian.
"Want to pee?" Luo Juntian saw his mind at a glance, which gave him a chance to sarcasm him. "It seems that it is, how? I don't have confidence in myself. It's too small and too short, and it's as thin as an earthworm. I'm afraid of losing face in front of me. This is not the secret that you are still a boy.
There is one thing men can never say, that is small, this is super hurt self-esteem thing.
Luo Yunfan is also a man, so he can't swallow the same tone: "if you like to observe, I will satisfy your abnormal curiosity.".
He unfastened his trousers and took back some
When Tang Nuanyang came back from buying food and saw that there was no one in the room, he put down his lunch box and looked at the door of the bathroom half closed. He thought, is it possible to wash your face inside, but there is no sound.
She didn't realize that she was taking off her pants inside and pushed the door open.
As soon as she saw them close, she lowered her head and looked down, so her eyes naturally moved down
Five seconds later.
The screams of the whole hospital building shook the earth.