So gonna do a deadpool here right now, thank you writer for not seriously thinking of that harem thing. But for those of you who suggest that and taking the bitch with me. Then your on the naughty list and the naughty list gets axed. But I will at least invite ugh invite them to the guild oh god I threw up. I'm gonna die soon to the bitch I just know it I just do. Back to our normal program oh god I threw up again at the thought.
As I was walking through a battlefield calmly on the reef. Myriad and the pack following behind me while the crazy on my left. Vash and Kurumi towering above us in full armor with shields. Vash is carrying a freakishly big but dangerous energy pistol. Kurumi has a halbred and yes she's strong enough to use it one handedly without issue. Due to my necromancy being so high its empowered all my undead to being. Able to rip a piece of hirlok metal apart after three hours. But give them a weapon and its like buŧŧer to them so yea dangerous.
The battlefield we're strolling through is one from the first destiny. Its the prison of elders as its being raided and the elders are trying to escape. But they've been unsuccessful as once they get out. They join the legion as liches and fight the escapees relentlessly. So yea their not having fun even those that surrender to me join the ranks. As this is war why shouldn't I harvest troops from this place? Oh the crazy drove a spear through a skull at full force destroying their head. Oh well they weren't an elder really but a guardian who tried to sneakily snipe me.
So I give her a reward by patting her head a bit while resisting the urge. To stab her through the eyes for being creepy and following me. This little war took about two weeks to complete. Dueing those two weeks the prison became empty and lifeless. As all its prisoners have been turned then sent to neptune. Where Achelies and her follower liches guided them through things. The guy called wretched knight tried to kill Vash but got blocked then shot to death. Kurumi blocked urrox and then repeatedly impaled them a few times.
The next place we went though wasn't in the game really. It was on venus this one would later be called "The Festive Cull" as it was a war. Between the vex and cabal that we intruded upon my necromactic technomancer combo. Was used once we landed and well cabal and destroyed vex revived. Only to charge and feast on their friends hungrily like wolves. The undead machines had mouths that formed like a scary horror film. As they bit and turned any vex into undead that mouth of a jagged sharp teeth formed.
While this was happening my group still strolled through the battle. A cabal general tried to cut me in half with an axe but I crushed it. when I grabbed the blade in my hand crushing it. Then Ashtar kicked him flying with concentrated void energy. He flew into a horde of undead that grabed him then devoured him once he hit the ground. Some giant flying vex tried charging us but they met Kurumi's and Vash's shields. Then died from the wolf pack shooting autorifles from their muzzles.
Scenes this went on for quite a while till we came upon the big shots fighting. On the vex side it was a huge minotaur fighting a royal cabal general. Once we interrupted them they both charged us like mad men desperate to kill. Vash and Kurumi blocked their charge but got sent flying. Which is very surprising to witness happen the next to go flying though, was Ashtar after she cut the general. Their out of commission so I have the wolf pack guard them. While I faced off against these two powerhouses alone.
I managed to hit the vex then start an unstoppable self destruction due to technomancer. The general though tried cutting me with a greatsword so I used it to vault. Back a few feet when that vex blew up splendidly! Next to the general and charing half of their body. But they could still fight well in that state some how. Once his sword was swung again I parried it by knocking it sideways. While my fist sunk into his armor and gut piercing it bȧrėly. When the sword I knocked sideways did upper swing under my left shoulder.
My left arm has been cut of great just fuċkɨnġ great. This guy is strong though so guess thats why he can lead an army huh? Because normally you'd be dead from being half baked and having your gut pierced. But not this fella their like a undead but their living so I give them props.
"Whats your name big guy? I'm Chimera a pretty vile guardian as you see around us."
"This one is general Sha'bal I serve directly under his majesty."
Simple introduction at least he knows to not go on a winded rant. I'll definitely be making you a very powerful undead Sha'bal. So I chuckled a little darkly and used a secret power of mine. Below my feet the fog of death started spewing while my mask cracked. Shlwing my mouth thats become like that of a undead machine. I've entered my undead emperor state while starting to cling. Onto Sha'bal clawing through his armor like a monster. That once I saw some flesh of his I greedily devoured it.
He did throw me off and away though but I've already won. So I release this state and everything goes back to normal. But Sha'bal has become an undead nightmare a step up from tyrant. So with this all done we left the battlefield after I picked up my arm. Which no matter what anyone did it wouldn't go back on. Even new arms didn't work so I'm now just a one armed guardian. This has been one busy month now I just wanna cuddle Myriad in bed. As she's my big cuddly mechanical myth, which she's grown really big. She as big as two story building now but she can compress her size.