Chapter 82 - Moving On To Viridian City

Leaving the mines everyone was slowly walking out of town looking out for something. As they all got a sudden chill while walking out of it to Viridian City. This chill inducing mystery event soon revealed its self in the form of an old lady. Charging towards the group her hands making groping gestures as she drooled. A man in his late thirties dressed as a butler and a golduck chasing her. Once she was close enough however to the group she suddenly was buried.

The man and golduck screaming as they hurriedly dug her out. Though once free from the ground the old lady looked at the group. Loudly introducing herself even after repeated burying.

"Rejoice *bam* the *thud* great *bam* madam *thud* Golsfree *bam* has *thud* arrived *bam* to *thud* touch *bam* you! *BAM BAM BAM*"

The old lady was scarily resistant to being buried repeatedly. The butler and golduck restrained her as she lunged to grope Stalker. They dramatically screamed "Go we'll hold her off" basically so went ran. The screams of a man and golduck being violated by a touchy old lady behind us. Towns members and Geoffrey doing a solemn like prayer for the two brave souls. That sacraficed themselves to a trauma inducing fate for everyone. As our main group ran and the towns members prayed for them.

Up in the sky like in a movie or anime images of the man and golduck appeared. In everyone's imaginations as their screams went on for three hours. The old lady looking for the long gone group before falling to her knees and screaming at the sky.

"I DIDN'T GET TO TOUCH THE CUTE AND PRETTY ONES AGAIN!! I MUST FIND THEM AND TOOOOOOUUUUUUUCH THEM!!!!!"

Mean while elsewhere along the road to Viridian city to raid team rocket. While traveling along it Keeper had a carry platform on his front side. Sitting on it studying a ċhėst Biazar trying to figure it out to open it up. Using the system and his own hands he tries opening it up to no avail. Until a strange shining feather touched the ċhėst making it open up. Looking up however everyone stared down Ho-Oh who pushed its face into Biazar's.

"Hi there your Ho-Oh aren't you? Can I help you?"

"Why do you have Triagu's ċhėst child? Why do you have our young?"

The sudden psychic and female voice surprised everyone. Biazar however never stopped messing with the ċhėst as looked Ho-Oh in the eye's.

"Well a mining town or city just unearthed his well tomb. Me and my pokemon explored it first and we found statues every legendary. With objects that are linked to them beside them. Then we found a hidden room with skeletons and everything else in it. This ċhėst among the items with a skeleton looking at it intently."

"So his final resting place was found huh.... Then I'll be taking that ċhėst human."

"No my ċhėst now."

"Human give me the-"

"no its mine now."

"don't test me human"

"Why do you want it so bad? Does it perhaps have your egg?"

This guess threw her off and in retaliation realizing I knew the contents. She tried to use air cutter on us all but I stood up suddenly. My fist connecting under her beak as i let her eat my monstrous stregnth. Making her do a splendid double flip before landing on the grou d stunned. So I got down from Keeper and proceeded to go sit on Ho-Oh pinning her.

"So did that old man like what fuċk you all or something? As you seem rather close to him and defensive for the eggs."

As soon I was sitting on the ground with a giant sparkly bird. Drunk on mutiple emotions and some actual alcohol cuddling me. My pokemon looking at me with various expressions on expressed. The one with the most noticeable was Hallow who had this shit eating grin on her face. As if she guessed this would happen at some point he's probably a puppeteer. As she was the one to mainly help me guide Ho-Oh's temper. So I got this nagging feeling that she did something so very subtly to Ho-Oh.

"Hallow your grounded you shall not leave my side to prank others. For a good while you trickseter of a secret pervert zoroark."

Hearing my words she looked defeated and on the verge of fainting. Now as for Ho-Oh she's still cuddling me drunkenly so I check her stats.

[ Race: Ho-Oh, Sex: Female, Level 100, Title: Guardian of Luck, Moves: N/A, Health: N/A, Attack: N/A, Defense: N/A, Sp. Attack: N/A, Sp. Defense: N/A, Speed: N/A. ]

Welp cant see much from her stats but seems she is the luck guardian. So since I've done things to her does this give me bad or good luck? Questioning this in my mind I look up at the giant bird pokemon. Who has fallen asleep becoming defenseless so I slowly. Brought a pokeball to her beak pressing the buŧŧon on her. Catching the defeneless legendary before we all once again started moving towards Viridian City. With the name Lumia decided for her in my head.

My life really has become that of a pervert in this world. All cause the system has predetermined my fate with that one perk. That I figured is literally causing some sort of side effect on my surroundings. So even if I try hiding away something would find me and do something. So I might as well embrace this and become father life. Making hopefully pokegirls just I'd really perfer to become the reaper fully again.

"Now fourth wall breaking time I'm looking at you all! You can judge me but you can't break my mind I already broke that!"

[ Like how you broke your hɨps? ]

"Fuck you! You damn system you brought this whole situation onto me!"

[ No idea what you mean I'm just an innocent system. ]

"No your not!"

[ Sure sure ]

This bickering went on for a while till Biazar forgot his reason.