Chapter 97 - Short Story: Recounting Ash and Pikachu's known beatings

Hm I wonder how many times I've witnessed Ash and Pikachu getting beat up. As there was the cave incident in that Cyndaquil villiage. But thinking back on all the random times I've seen them. I think I've lost count on how many times I saw them get hurt for stuff. So taking out my sketch book and a belt of a thousand pencils from my inventory. I start sketching up alll the times I can rememberthem being beat up.

The time after the Cyndaquil incident we stopped by a literal ten house area. That was more like a ranch with four hundred thousand and eighty-six hundred acres for each house. With some snowy mountains about five miles behind them all that occasionally blew snow into your face. Stopping by there we saw them raising a lot of ice and fire type pokemon with the occasional Onix. Just from one of the ranches we witnessed a yellow rat and a boy fly. Brock and Misty chasing after them as the owners stood there with dead fish eye's.

So Ash was probably a disgusting pervert over new pokemon again. The next time was after we left for the forest a Machop had flung them. Right through a wall as Ash had seemingly tripped and hurt a little girl. That the Machop liked taking care of as an elderly man told us a fun story. That apparently that Machop and a Machoke ran an orphanage in that village. So that explained the frilly apron wearing Machoke in the market. Though they both threw Ash and Pikachu a lot for being annoying so I pity the walls.

But geeze theres like what? probably eight more times I've seen them get hurt? Recounting all those would be a pain so I'll just sketch the time. Mrs. Golsfree and Ash met as that's the time he purposely kept getting hurt. Taling out a fresh fifth pencil I start drawing out the memory.

[ Watching from an alley way with Kelpy ]

That damn perverted old lady Golsfree is in this town why?! We ducked into an alley across the street before being spotted by her. As she stopped out front of a story that turned out to be. One of her branch stores. Talking to the manager of as she gropped the poor girls face awkwardly. Then she spotted Ash and his group which the old lady took the fuċk off. Not hobbling like an old person but actually running to touch them.

Shortly after Ash told Pikachu to self destruct with thunder. Making him and the yellow rat go off flying into the sky with the old lady following them. So before the landed they usually harassed a pokemon or a person. To keep being sent flying even through a window and out through another. They kept such antics up for nearly eight hours with that pervert relentlessly chasing.

Till at the eight hour and one minute mark they finally stopped. Ash and Pikachu were complete train wrecks with blood sticking to them. But they're miraculously alive some how even though I put a death curse on them. The old lady was out of breath and being escorted to a black armored jeep. So after watching such a thing me and Kelpy left, Hallow following us as she ate popcorn. Don't know when she appeared but she was apparently watching everything too.