Chapter 107 - Castle Party Act One: Singing Disrespectfully

It took us about a good five hours to arrive at the capital city as I didnt wanna teleport. But I enjoyed talking with Naofumi, Raphtalia and my brats while playing the hatchlings. Which during the ride me and Naofumi did something questionable after helped me design a gun to attack the mind. What we did was kill monsters then used Forgotten's necromancy skill I inherited. To well bluntly raise some undead as disposable pawns though one just acted to cute. It was a half rotted crow monster the size of a hawk that I put everything into preserving.

As it honestly just sat on my head once it revived and acted like some puppy. I'll be calling it Nevermore as a reference to a thing I've bȧrėly watched. Like that our group of eight oh sorry nine approached the castle. When I suddenly got a notification from the system about something.

[ It took longer than needed as Hallow and Myriad had absurd demands. But the modifications to the appearances and race are complete. Your five old companions shall appear once you get through with this party. So do get to a secluded place afterwards to greet them back into your miserable life soon. ]

I feel insulted but my life honestly from before in my original world. Was mundane and miserable at times then this life has some miserable times. While thinking such things I walked through the castle with Naofumi, Raphtalia, Dafran and four birds sitting on my shoulders. On the left should was Nixia and Emporer snuggling together. On the right shoulder were Nevermore and Valor chirping up a random song. My bird friends are precious but dangerous heh heh I wonder how Bitch will look being eaten by Emporer? My cute dark flaming death phoenix may actually catch a diesease if it eats her though so never mind!

Oooh yea while were walking to castle and even now while inside. Those knights have all mysteriously died from heart attacks. Guess the shadows did my request respectfully as asked. So I left them a delicious cake in one of the city alley ways. After making sure at least one was following me as a thank you for them. As we walked through the castle halls towards the ball room. People would look at us rudely and attempt to bump into us on purpose.

One a noble lady even had the audacity, to try slapping one of the hatchlings on my shoulders. So I broke her entire arm while smiling at her sweetly. Sure enough she ran away crying and screaming in pain as I waved at her. My eye's subtly glowing crimson red as I watched her flee. I debted if I should suddenly murder her but I shook of those feelings that crept up. As those weren't exactly mine but at the same time they felt rightfully mine.

Raphtalia: "Mr. Biazar? Are you okay? Your eye's have been releasing this demonic red light for a bit now."

Biazar: "Haha I'm fine Raphtalia don't worry your little maiden heart! I'm just thinking of things and debating over some other things is all! Though honestly I feel sorry for you and getting through that dense defense. Oh the worries of watching a girl have a one sided love~!"

Raphtalia: "STOP TEASING ME MR. BIAZAR!!"

I just couldnt help teasing the usually brave girl that admires Naofumi. That I give the flustered beet red girl a soft playful chuckle with my hands raised. My antics got stifled laughter from Alurra and Dafran while Naofumi was well being Naofumi. He was deep in thought not even registering our banter one bit. As he ate a rukor fruit from the bag I gave him a while ago. Like this our little group arrived at the ball room looking not so fancy. Well aside from Raphtalia and probably me the rest of us looked like hoodlums!

As Naofumi is in his barbarian armor with his face scowling constantly. Alurra was in some scratched up full plate armor with a battle axe and shield on her back. Her hair was a mess but her horns were well maintained. Dafran well was wearing a cloak and underneath was armor. Along with poison, crowbows, bolts, scrolls, potions, poison, and dismembered fingers. His hair was pretty messy yet neat some how as he had a bored face. Then there is me still in my black buŧŧon up shirt with an untied red tie hanging around under the collar.

Some black fingerless kevlar gloves with studs on the knuckles. Some partly torn up black jeans that have a chain belt on them. Some black and red boots on his feet that have steel toes in them. Some worn down high tech military glasses with dark tinted lenses. A slightly scratched up and repaired Augma device from sao in my right ear. A mainly black ċhėst gun holster with smithy tools on it as well. Then well on my shoulders were two filolial hatchlings, a death phoenix, and an undead crow being cute. So yea we probably look like a bunch of hoodlums compared to Raphtalia!

Naofumi basically hung out by a window with Raphtalia near by watching him. Alurra was chugging down barrels of wine anx eating meat. Dafran was sneaking around while eating a orc meat sandwich. Now me however I was in a fight with Bitch that I started singing a song. The song was called God by House of Heroes and I was singing it disrespectfully. When she said that the god who brought us here through the summoning ritual will strike me and Naofumi down.

Biazar: "Maybe God is a rich man

Who saved up his money and moved out the city

Then settled in the suburbs

And built up his fences to protect his possessions

And nobody sees him

But the church spreads rumors that he's coming back again

But if God is a rich man, why am I so poor?

If I forsake my family

If I forsake my blood

Tell me, what's in it for me?

What's in it for me?

If I forsake my demons

If I forsake my love

Tell me, what's in it for me?

What's in it for me?

Who can show you mercy but it won't come free

And he offers protection

If you stay on the take and you take what he needs

And nobody sees him

But they pray wholehearted when they need forgiven

But if God is a hard man, why am I still alive?

If I forsake my family

If I forsake my blood

Tell me, what's in it for me?

What's in it for me?

If I forsake my demons

If I forsake my love

Tell me, what's in it for me?

What's in it for me?"

As I sang the song I would dance and be dramatic in taunting her. That I had caught some attention but people mostly seemed to like my performance. Though when that insect tried Stabbing Nixia on my shoulder with a knife. Something snapped inside my head, my soul pulsed. As I looked at the lower life form in front of me my voice changed, sounding like two people were speaking. The world in my view slowed down turning gray as I grabbed her wrist.

Biazar/Forgotten: "What do you think your trying to do with that knife?"

Bitch: "LET GO OF ME YOU DISGUSTING USELESS FIFTH HERO!! AND LET ME STAB THAT BIRD!! AS A LESSON TO YOU TO NEVER TALK BACK TO ME!!"

Biazar/Forgotten: "So you want hurt my dear little freshly hatched Nixia? Then I hope your ready for the consequences~."

I leaned forward whispering such words into her ear as my voiced still sounded as two people. This had terrified the rotten princess as she could feel the well hidden blood ŀust. As she saw the eerily demonic red glow in my eyes. So with a playful mocking chuckle I suddenly vanished with my feathery friends. Only to reappear outside the window handing on the wall by Naofumi. As I just realized that wasn't my blood ŀust or sole dėsɨrė but it was more maddening. Like it was smiling and screaming to murder that rotten princess after bitting her ear off.

[ Oh trust me that shitty snarky system has them so do the gods! But they wont tell you at all after all can't have you become me heh heh hahahaha!!! ]

In my head a deranged voiced sounded off so cheerfully. That I silently listened to it ramble on about things that clearly I don't remember.

[ So what if I used a couple of wannabe villians to farm life and death energies?! So wgat if the fuċkɨnġ energies went made as my mind was corroded by death?! I was having fun seei g them become brain dead puppets!! Its not my fault a whole region was destroyed by the energies I released!! I'm innocent I only did what was right and fun!! I still do want to eat that bitch of a goddess rhough for looking down on me!!

I mean I think she ate one of my fingers and was happily ŀɨċkɨnġ my blood! SO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WANTING TO MURDER EVERYTHING AND DEVOUR THAT BITCH?! I ONLY WANTED TO PROTECT MY PEOPLE EVEN IF IT MEANT COLLECTING THEIR HEADS!! SO WHY WAS I PUNISHED?! TELL ME YOU DAMN FAKE TELL ME!! TELL ME!! TEEEEEELLLL MEEEEE!!! ]

The voice abruptly stopped but I silently vomited while hanging on the wall. Onto the ground below as a notification appeared before me with a new skill.

[ Unique skill earned, granting you "Rewrite Resistance" ]