Chapter 121 - Character Introductions

Biazar & Myriad

Biazar: "Well shit..... guess this is a hi after a while? Well if you don't count cross dimension me from the Division!"

Myriad: *Loud back of the head bitch slap*

Biazar: "Ow!! I get it I'm sorry I'll get my introduction done okay?! Stop glaring at me okay my murder pup?!..... Don't chew on my head angrily..... Well anyways nice to meet you dorks who like this book even though the development is bad. I'm one of the "Main characters" thats basically the authors self insert! Now back before my whole journey began guess I should mention some things.

Back in my world my old name used to be Dakota, I was a zoologist and a gunsmith. I had a pretty weird family that was mainly violent people though I love them. My dad however was a money grubbing ȧss blinded by love, my mom a cancer survivor, while i had two brothers and a sister. May not of been on the best of terms with everyone but i loved them.... the day I well blew up was the day I was getting my girlfriend Snow a gift. But then you sorta get the picture I got blown the fuċk up being a good guy for once! I was I think twenty-eight when I first died then met that god.

Seeing as how I getting such a golden chance unlike most protagonist. I wanted things to be simple but thought out just in case the old man was a bastard. Since in a few things when some one dies or is summoned either the god, or people summoning them are absolute shit heads. Then well yea you know the rest of my story though I may marry my eternal companion since why not? When in Rome do as you please is all I got to say. Also yes I'm a chimera making addict so expect to see my lovely creations a lot!"

Myriad: "That idiot..... Well my turn..... Names Myriad a mythological beast born of all the elements. I was made to keep this psychologically unstable killer under control since his soul is to unstable and growing. In the first world I didn't really like him all that much you know? To me he was just some random guy I was soul bound to since birth honestly. But living there with him for what? Like sixty years and watching him grow old while having a family yet still pampering me like his own kid.... made me happy I guess. But well shit happens when a terrorist group called the "Salvation" poisons you with stuff you can't cure.

Which is scary since his almighty cure phone couldn't cure poison heh. Once we got into the destiny world and we spent eons together feelings bud ya know? So yes things happened which I gladly abused as my right as his companion! Which if your thinking I'm not very lady like..... are you stupid? There are tomboys and women who just don't care about being girly ya know? However all my past forced advancements aside its quite scary to watch your loved on become a monster. Ha.... even if his personality was split he still became drenched in blood and the smell of corruption. Since Sloth probably noticed this I'll be blunt he has a pitch black halo lingering behind him seeping deaths corruption."

Kelpy: "Hi.... I'm Kelpy.... I used to be a Noivern from the pokemon world in masters team. But since coming to this world my race has become uh.... Heart Bat Beastman? *Clicking on a system interface can be heard* Uuuuwwwaa..... Why does my race description sound so embarrassing? Anyways I'm the groups medic and m-m-mascot?? I don't know why exactly.... Ah I need to go Claire just stabbed Sirus trying to get his foot again....."

Hallow- Lonely Shadow

Hallow: "Hello~! I'm Hallow a ex-Zoroark now Mystic Fox Beastman! I'm one of masters old pokemon before he went batshit crazy~~~ Now I don't really know what all to say since I'm just his shadow.... his slightly lonely shadow. But! I make up for that by robbing a merchant of his popcorn!! In this world I'm masters head of Intelligence so I get to go to a lot of places and eat delicious stuff with beer! Dafran?! STOP YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT MANS FINGERS WE NEED HIM ALIVE YOU BASTARD!!!""

Dreamy- Sleepy Farmer

Dreamy: "I'm Dreamy..... I like farming and children.... ex-Dragapult.... I don't know what all to say..... I want to mainly sleep and farm... bye...." *Sounds of crickets as she walks away with a hoe in hand to go farm. Completely losing interest in introductions fast due to introverted ways.*

Dafran- Finger Collector

Dafran: "Hello I'm Drafran Alvia Conten, I used to live in the village that was destroyed by the first wave. Afterwards I would get captured by a group of disgusting bandits who would use me as a toy sadly. Horny fuċks couldn't find a girl so they used me then sold me off after I had bitten ones throat out. His blood tasted like iron shit stained bread while his flesh was filthy as hell. Ah i forgot to mention I'm around twenty-one now after master bought me and Alurra.

Alurra become the bloody beserking shield while I became the bloody beserking ȧssassin. So I lead masters ȧssassins from the intelligence gathering group. Recently I got a cute little disciple who likes collecting feet, her name is Roxy. Well that's all I got for you weirdos I'm going to go murder some soldiers and take their fingers."

Alurra- The Stalwart

Alurra: "Hello~! I'm Alurra Salia Xeria masters blood drenched shield! I'm almost twenty I think.... hard to tell when I only really focus on being masters shield..... My role in masters base is to be his shield wall! Meaning I get to block enemies while smashing them into paste~! My village was destroyed by the first wave though then I was sold by some bandits, who recently got bit by a rabid bunny beastman! Now that I think about.... was the rabid bunny man brother Dafran?"

Emporer- Deaths Fire

Emporer: "Ah So I've been granted a human form for this introduction thing? Well then pleased to make your acquaintance I'm the Death Phoenix, Emporer Salisad. I've been with master Biazar since the SAO world where he was the Joking Reaper. My current age lets say I'm sixty okay darlings? Good because I don't want to be the old man eating your flesh okay? Hm now lets skip me being scared of the corrupted master and move onto the current master shall we? For this current version I am his loyal and faithful seeing eyebird. As at times for some unknown reasons he goes completely blind. Ahh I must be going master just went blind and fell off a cliff, bye darlings~."

Valor & Nixia

Valor: "Hiiiiii I'm Valor! one of masters loyal guardian Filolial's! I'm three and I like pancakes! But if you hurt master I'll rip your guts out~!!"

Nixia: "Hello I am Nixia.... one of masters guardian Filolial's like Valor. I'm three and I like sitting in masters ŀȧp as he reads me stories..... Hurt my family and I'll devour you all....." *The air creaks a little as Nixia glitches between her normal appearance and that of a devil Filolial*

Hyena- The Hero System

Hyena: "Wow this is new I'm being treated as important and got a name! Well then hi I'm the Hero System that controls the heroes abilities and weapons! I've been around for quite a while... almost eons now I believe. Watching heroes and heroines die..... be used... be ripped to shreds!" *Blood ŀust visibly spikes as the air warps with Hyena's eyes flashing red before dying down* "Ahem sorry for that I remembered some terrible things from the past..... I usually can't act out like this but due to the gun hero, a irregular event, entering the world I can. Just I despise that system of his that bitch wants to kill one of my heroes!! I won't let another hero die I'll fuċkɨnġ gut that whore before she can!!! I just want the heroes to live.... I want them to be happy for once...."