1 Strange Dream

My name is Yiren, a renowned doctor that works in the General Hospital for 2 years now.

I am 29 years old and I am still single since birth but unfortunately, I am not a virgin anymore.

I'm not interested in men--ahem, but that doesn't mean I'm a lesbian, okay? I am straight! In fact, very straight! I admire a men's handsomeness but that's it. I only appreciate their looks or faces, but most women look at a men's physique as well, referring to it as nice or sexy. However, that's not the case for me. I don't care.

As much as possible, I don't want to deal with men but since I'm a doctor, I don't have a choice. I deal with all kinds of people.

Outside of work, I usually spend time with my friends or go to a public library. My circle of friends consists of only girls. And I don't like having too many friends that's why you can definitely count my friends using one hand.

Well, I look at men as animals. They are disgusting creatures. MEN ARE ANIMALS. They only think of pleasuring themselves. They are not to be trusted.

There was this day my best friend, Fei Yujin, introduced me to a game. She stayed overnight in my place and I watched her play the game that later on, interest me.

The 2D men were so handsome and they were gentlemen! I know they are not real. That's why I started playing the otome games she recommended. By the way, an otome game is a story-based video game that targets a romance between the player and the character.

Ahhh!!! I wish they're real! The world needs men like them, unlike those scums that tainted me. I would definitely fall in love with them if they became real!

So here, I learned from Feifei that a new otome game was to be released so earlier that morning, I bought that game at once. I was excited after all!

Luckily the release date fell into one of my scheduled offs, that's why I started playing it as soon as I got back in my apartment.

After finally conquering the last capture character of the game, I stretched out my arms and straightened my back. "Finally~ I never knew Spade will be so hard to win! As expected of the hidden character!"

I just finished the Normal endings of each character. Tomorrow, I'll start to unlock the Romantic endings~ YAY! Finally, something that will motivate me.

I took off my reading glasses and stood up from my seat. Who would've thought I will play all day? I walked towards my bed and laid down on it.

"Ah... I'm so sleepy. That was a long one." I gave out a loud yawn. "Oh good heavens, please let me dream of Spade~"

It would really be nice if I can dream of a guy so nice and kind like Spade. He's THE dream guy. Alyn, Dylan, and Luke are great too but I prefer Spade the most. He is perfection.

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Yawn, that was a nice sleep~

Wait. HUH?! Why can't I get up? I tried to get up but I couldn't.

I turned and finally found myself in a strange room. What surprised me the most is when I realized that I was inside a frickin crib! 'WHERE THE HELL AM I?!!!'

I suddenly heard a baby cry and it startled me. Do I have a baby lying down beside me?

I was supposed to turn when I suddenly saw a huge woman in a maid dress appeared. The woman has brown hair and eyes and oh, she is rushing towards me.

...ME??!!

No! No! No! Don't come to me! Don't touch me!

I tried getting up but I couldn't! What's happening?! Please don't eat me! (cries)

The maid reached out her hands to me and I seriously felt like peeing myself---wait... Did I just pee? ⊙_⊙ IN. FRONT. OF. HER?!

THIS IS EMBARRASSING!!!!!

The woman in a maid dress carried me and started rocking me inside her arms. I reached out to her and tried pushing her body away from me.

Wait. Wait. WAIT! WHY ARE MY HANDS SO TINY?!

That's when it hit me, I'M THE BABY!

This is a dream, right? I can't reincarnate in some strange time since I didn't die! I just went to sleep! Nobody dies in sleeping, RIGHT?!

CALM DOWN YIREN, CALM DOWN! Calm down... Calm down. There you go, you're calm now.

This must be a dream right? This must be a dream. The doors in my apartment are locked and so are my windows. And since I went to sleep earlier, this must be a dream!

Yes, a dream!

Hmm well... Since I am in a dream, I would wake up at any moment. Ah, but I was so tired from playing the game all night. I might actually wake up in the afternoon.

Since I don't know what time it is, never mind. I'll just enjoy this dream. Yawn. I suddenly felt so sleepy. I can't believe I'm gonna sleep inside a dream. Am I going to dream inside a dream too? Mm, Who cares. I feel so sleepy.