This year, the campus forum of Donghai university is particularly lively.
Freshmen are still familiar with university life. When they are free, many students will enter the campus forum and browse the forum posts.
Gong Cheng, a sophomore at Donghai University, took office in early August. He made a wish to make the campus forum take on a new look.
So he made three lists that he had never seen before.
Goddess list, male god list, campus figure list.
Among them, the goddess ranking section is among the most popular in the forum. Boys especially like to come to this section. In order to protect the goddess in their hearts, they even set up their own guards, which also leads to some bad phenomena. Undercover agents and sprayers often scold each other in the forum.
The list of male gods and the list of female goddesses are as hot as ever, with a large number of fanatical female fans on campus.
Finally, there is the campus man of the year list. At first, the list was not popular. But with Zhang Haoran in the list, the status of the list soared. As long as there was any change, it was easier to surpass the other two lists.
Obviously, more people pay attention to Zhang Haoran than to the other two lists.
Because Zhang Haoran's fans are not only from Donghai University, but also from outside.
When Zhang Haoran has time, he will go to the campus forum to have a look.
"First situ Yuxiang."
"Second, Cao Xi."
"The third is me."
"The fourth is Xiao Yishan."
"The fifth is Keran."
When Zhang Haoran saw the list, he suddenly laughed.
Except for situ Yuxiang, who was the first, he knew all of them.
There is no limit to men and women, so girls can also be included in the list. Xiao Yishan is the only girl on the list.
Zhang Haoran looked at the list and explained that everyone on the list will have an explanation.
"After entering the school, situ Yuxiang set up the Department of martial arts, and threatened to strengthen the Chinese martial arts and make the Chinese martial arts famous. Two days after entering the school, situ Yuxiang challenged every department of the freshmen one after another. Among them, taekwondo, judo, karate, Sanda and other departments were all defeated by situ Yuxiang!"
Zhang Haoran remembers situ Yuxiang's name and continues to read on.
"Cao Xi, on the train and Zhang Haoran Magic Contest, was defeated by Zhang Haoran, and made a humiliating oath."
If situ Yuxiang was able to move forward step by step with his own ability, Cao Xi was ranked second by his "bad reputation".
Zhang Haoran looked at the list and explained to him.
"Zhang Haoran beat Cao Xi in the Magic Contest. At the same time, as the number one science scholar in Xihu Province, he performed well and kept a low profile."
The explanation for Zhang Haoran is very simple.
Then Xiao Yishan.
"Xiao Yishan, who has not yet been admitted to Donghai University, is said to be the first lady in the list of goddesses. She is the object of dispute among many students in the University."
Zhang Haoran was not surprised. Xiao Yishan was born to practice immortality and Taoism. Although she was not a practitioner, she had more temperament than ordinary people and was more likely to attract others.
"Koran, according to the grapevine, Koran will officially set up the Department of nature and Paleontology in the school on September 1."
Zhang Haoran was stunned, and Ke ran set up the Department of nature and paleontology. Was it because he met the fierce animal cobra in the forbidden area behind Zhao's tomb, which led to psychological shadow?
It's kind of interesting.
It's not the Department he set up that makes Ke ran in the top five. It's because the famous Ke family of Donghai university doesn't drive a sports car or pick up girls to study nature and paleontology. It's really unexpected.
Zhang Haoran finished reading the list of people of the year. After lunch, he came to the dean's office of Business School of Donghai University and found the director of the dean's office.
The director, surnamed Liang, with a Mediterranean head, habitually wears a professional smile, like an old fox in a mask.
Director Liang is one meter six, not tall, but powerful. He looks like I'm the boss of the academic affairs office. Everyone has to listen to me.
When Zhang Haoran found director Liang, he found that director Liang was talking to a girl with a short skirt. He noticed that director Liang's hand was very dishonest and he felt on the back of the girl with a short skirt.
"Cough." Zhang Haoran walked over and said, "Hello, director Liang. I'm a freshman in Business School of Donghai University. I want to inquire about something."
Director Liang moved his hand away from the back of the girl in short skirt, and said, "what's the matter?"
"I hope director Liang can help me find out the information of a classmate. I want to know if he has come to business school to apply."
"What's his name?"
"he is called Ling Huan, this is his ID number."
Hao Ran wrote the ID number of Ling Huan on paper, and handed it to Liang, who had seen Ling Huan's ID card before. He took a look at the ID number and remembered it.
"Oh, you wait." Director Liang inputs Ling Huan's data on the computer."Director Liang, do you have any news?" Zhang Haoran asked.
"What's the hurry?"
Director Liang's eyebrows picked, and the flesh on his face rolled like waves.
"You students, you can't do without mobile phones? I don't know that the computer in the school is broken and rotten. If you rush me, you can pay to change my computer. "
Zhang Haoran knew that director Liang was deliberately embarrassed.
The Yin Yang eye, which was opened on August 20, can last for seven days. It will not end until August 27. So now Zhang Haoran looks at director Liang's computer with his Yin Yang eye and easily sees through everything.
"Well, director Liang didn't help me at all." Zhang Haoran saw the computer screen, is the computer system page, not the campus information query page.
"As a director, sneaking in the office, such a person, do not know how to become a director, President Du Kang this when, people are not satisfied."
Zhang Haoran had this idea in his mind. Then he said, "director Liang, I have something urgent. Would you please check it for me?"
Director Liang looks unhappy and says, "are you threatening me?"
"I don't quite understand what you mean." Zhang Haoran frowned.
"You just said, was your tone threatening me?" Director Liang said simply.
"Director Liang, it's wrong to make a fuss. When did I threaten you?"
"Look! You say I'm messing around. You're not a threat. What is it? What makes the current students like this? Sad, this is the sadness of Donghai University
When director Liang spoke, other people in the academic affairs office couldn't help laughing. This student didn't know what to do and dared to provoke director Liang. Didn't he know that he was the thorn in the Academic Affairs Office of Business School of Donghai university?
"Director Liang."
Zhang Haoran smile, "do you have that problem?"
Director Liang's face changed, as if Zhang Haoran said that he had a soft spot.
"What did you say?"
"I said you have a problem in that aspect, but you still don't understand? Well, let me explain to you. "
In front of the teachers and students in the academic affairs office, Zhang Haoran said: "first of all, you are suffering from the disease of" not giving up ".
"Director Liang, in order to take care of your face, I specially used a word that you can understand. This does not mean that you can see what you like, but you can touch it, but you can't carry a gun to fight, right?"
"What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you, a student? What class are you in Director Liang's excited neck was red. "I'm abusive in the dean's office. Believe it or not, I'll report to the headmaster now and dismiss you!"
"In addition to suffering from no proof, you also suffer from a serious problem of urination. This problem is troublesome. It takes a long time to take medicine to solve it. Director Liang, your problem is serious. It's really serious!"
Director Liang was surprised: "you are talking nonsense. I have a physical examination every year."
Other people in the Academic Affairs Office nodded. Director Liang was right. His private life was really chaotic, so director Liang would have a physical examination every year.
But Zhang Haoran shook his head and said: "director Liang, if your male disease is remedied, you will be in great trouble in the future."
Director Liang's face is green. This student is going to fight here today. You are raving in the dean's office. Do you really think I dare not deal with you as a director?
When director Liang was about to get angry, Zhang Haoran said:
"director Liang, I can save you."
The dean's office is quiet.
No one guessed that Zhang Haoran would say these words. He framed director Liang, but at last he said he could help him. He slapped director Liang in the face and comforted him a few times, saying that he would believe him.
Director Liang's face was complicated. Instead of the rage in everyone's imagination, he stared at Zhang Haoran, "what you said is true?"
"Really."
Zhang Haoran, if no one else, went to director Liang and patted the Shenshu acupoint behind him with one hand. His vitality penetrated into director Liang's back.
For a moment, director Liang felt the cold waist and the warmth he had not seen for a long time.
"This kind of feeling -" director Liang seems to have caught the straw of life-saving, "is a man's feeling! What a man's feeling
Director Liang greets each other with a smile and lets Zhang Haoran sit on the chair.
"This classmate, what you said just now is very reasonable. I have been a director for several years, working at my desk, and it's really easy for me to have some diseases. You can not only find out, but also try to help me. You are so kind to me. It's kindness." Director Liang almost didn't say he was a gentleman.
Director Liang is really hard to say. He spent a lot of money to cure men's diseases. As a result, he spent tens of thousands of yuan, but his illness didn't get better. On the contrary, it led to his heart disease. As Zhang Haoran said, he can see and touch, but he can't carry a gun to fight. Director Liang often mocks himself that he is no different from eunuch.
However, Zhang Haoran just a pat, but let him find the feeling of being a man.This is like a long drought, let director Liang realize that he is still a man.
"Director Liang, can you help me inquire about Ling Huan now?" Zhang Haoran said with a smile.
"Yes! Of course
Director Liang is very hardworking and makes a serious inquiry on the computer. However, when he sees the inquiry results, director Liang's face suddenly becomes very strange.
"Zhang Haoran, your classmate didn't come to the school to report. I didn't see his information in the information on my query page. Are you sure you didn't report the wrong name and information?"
Zhang Haoran was stunned.
Ling Huan didn't report?
I've been to school for two days. Where can Ling Huan go?
"Thank you, director Liang." Zhang Haoran turned to leave and was stopped by director Liang.
"Classmate, I have written down your phone number. When do you think you can have dinner with me?" Director Liang said with a smile.
Other people in the academic affairs office are open-minded. It's rare for director Liang, who is usually so bold, to be so respectful to a student!