Chapter 48

(for collection)

Meng Wudi is not really invincible. At least there are two things in the love yamen that make him fear every time he sees them. Meng Wudi is also really invincible, because he has never lost since he practiced martial arts. Of course, this is not because he has strong ability and fighting spirit, but because he never challenges people who can't win.

Meng Wudi is the deputy town envoy of Qingya.

In fenglindu, the reason why he dared to walk in front of the head of the red tea move is that he didn't find a person who could threaten himself in the crowd of the red tea move. The women and guards in the tea move didn't make him afraid. On the contrary, the sign in the hand of Xi thrush made him afraid.

That's why he spoke politely, although his tone was also full of the arrogance of the people in the Imperial Guard's office.

But he was wrong.

The old lame man who looked likely to be knocked down by a gust of wind at any time made him feel the smell of death again in addition to the caressing adult. The reason why he was able to hold the post of deputy governor of the Qing yamen was not that his name was Meng Wudi, so he was invincible, but that his greatest strength was self-knowledge.

In officialdom, this is crucial.

When he was in the Qing ya, he never showed even the slightest disrespect to the pacifier Hou Wenji. Even as the third person in the Qing ya, he always showed no dignity in front of Hou Wenji. Everyone in Qingya even determined that even if Zhenfu envoy asked Meng Wudi to eat his shit, Meng Wudi would certainly eat it, and must say that the shit pulled by Zhenfu envoy was sweet and delicious.

His indifference and calmness when fishing by the river stem from his imitation of Hou Wenji.

A man once said that Hou Wen can be seen in Meng Wudi. Although the imitation is clumsy and rough, it is disgusting.

The only person who dares to evaluate Meng invincible in the love yamen is the second person in the love Yamen. Although this person has no position in the love yamen, he is even a cloth body at all. However, Meng Wudi never showed any disrespect to this man. In the Qing yamen, everyone recognized one thing... He would rather offend Zhenfu envoy than Zhuo Buyi, his counselor. Because the governor may tolerate his subordinates being a little disrespectful to himself, but he will never allow the people in the Yamen to be a little disrespectful to Zhuo Buyi.

The second powerful person in the elegant and affectionate government is the body of cloth clothes, so he is called cloth clothes.

Seven years ago, when Hou Wenji took Zhuo Buyi into the gate of Qingya, he only said one word. Since then, Meng Wudi, the No. 2 figure of Qingya, has become the third. Moreover, over the years, Meng Wudi has never tried to challenge the cloth clothes that took his position.

"From today on, what cloth clothes say is what I say, and the order of cloth clothes is my order. When I'm away, the love yamen obeys cloth clothes."

Meng Wudi has never seen Zhuo Buyi do anything. He even suspects that Zhuo Buyi doesn't know how to practice at all. However, this did not affect his fear of Zhuo Buyi, because Hou Wenji stood behind Zhuo Buyi.

Meng Wudi has always been very conceited about his eyesight and judgment, so he did get up like a duck to water in the official field of the big Sui Dynasty.

But today, he has an impulse to slap himself in the face.

In fact, the old cripple's words were no different from slapping him in the face.

"It's hard for me to understand how an idiot like you got into the position of deputy town caretaker. Don't you have a brain? Is a song and dance company protected by Jiupin experts really just a song and dance company? Is a woman who can call Jiupin experts an ordinary woman? Can you afford to provoke even without that brand?"

These words made him have to reflect on his action this time.

When he was ashamed, Gao Tianbao, a thousand households of the Qing yamen, asked untimely, "Sir, do we want to take everyone down?"

Boom!

After a dull noise, Gao Tianbao's body flew back like a broken kite. It flew six or seven meters away and fell to the ground with a plop, stirring up a piece of dust. Meng Wudi is kicking Gao Tianbao's chest without warning. Although this foot seems to have amazing power, he still has his strength, otherwise he would have killed Gao Tianbao directly.

Even so, Gao Tianbao felt that he had broken at least two ribs.

"Let you stare at the important criminal. Now you tell me that there are no more people... Gao Tianbao, you lost the principal criminal in the case of Jiangdu Qiu's rebellion three years ago, and I cut off one of your eyes with my own hands. Isn't your eyes no longer painful after three years? I'll give you two days. If you can't find the person who should have been in the carriage, I'll cut off another of your eyes."

Gao Tianbao, who was almost out of breath in pain, struggled to get up, knelt down on one knee and bowed his head: "I promise to find the three people within two days. If I can't find them... I'll kill myself."

"Hum!"

Meng Wudi threw his sleeves away. Where is the style of an indifferent expert when fishing by the river. At this time, his face was livid and ugly, and his shame and anger was so strong that he wanted to scold loudly.

Gao Tianbao spat a bloody spit and looked at Meng Wudi's back. There was a faint chill in his eyes.

"Sir, please stay."

At this time, the head of the tea recruit, Xi thrush, whispered to Meng Wudi, walked slowly over, smiled and said, "when will the official ship that the adult promised to help me cross the river arrive?"

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Xiang qingniu glared at the flying fish robe in front of him and stared at the man's eyes without blinking. After looking at each other for two minutes, the flying fish robe finally lost and turned to look away. Xiang qingniu did not let go, went around to the man's side and continued to stare at the man's eyes. The flying fish robe turned its head to the other side, and the Xiang qingniu followed it and still looked straight at it.

So repeated three times, the flying fish robe finally collapsed, muttered a few times and turned away. Xiang qingniu smiled proudly and said to Cui lueshang, "see, in front of my Dharma eye, such a yellow mouth child can't even look at each other. Do you know what this is?"

Cui lueshang, who was already scared to the extreme but pretended to be calm, subconsciously asked, "what is it?"

Xiang qingniu said solemnly, "this is the legendary coercion, which only top experts can have. Under my eyes full of coercion, anyone can only retreat."

"Oh"

The absent-minded Cui lueshang gave a cry, looked at the flying fish robe around him and whispered, "Taoist priest, hurry to exert all the pressure and scare these people away."

Xiang qingniu snorted coldly, "do you think coercion is a carrot sold by the aunt of the vegetable market? It's so cheap to fill half a car with one or two silver? Coercion... Coercion... Coercion takes skill. Do you understand? You don't understand at first sight. Although I don't hesitate to give advice to you, it's really difficult to explain."

Cui lueshang gave Xiang qingniu a disappointed look, and then turned his eyes for help to the red tea move.

At this time, he found that the middle-aged man walked away. The flying fish robe, which had been kicked away, waved, and the flying fish robe around them immediately turned around and left. Come fast and walk without hesitation. He was immediately overjoyed. He turned and looked at Xiang qingniu and shouted in a low voice: "it's still tea who has the ability to recruit the master. The leading official has gone!"

He didn't say anything behind him, but Xiang qingniu took a horse step and slowly pressed his hands down and breathed out: "see... This is coercion. When I do it, those people will naturally piss off. It's just a person like you who doesn't know what to say."

His face flushed slightly and he said angrily, "don't you see that I'm lucky to release my pressure?"

Cui lueshang was just about to answer when he heard a long, soft, stuffy fart.

Poof

Xiang qingniu blushed, smiled and turned away.

Cui lueshang took a breath, and then his face became very wonderful. He ran back and scolded in a low voice: "this fart under his mother's authority... It really stinks extraordinary!"

At the same time, ten miles away from fenglindu, Xiangshui is the most gentle place.

There are passing fishing boats walking slowly, and big fish can be seen jumping out of the water from time to time. Although the water in this section is gentle, there are reed marshes on both sides, which is not suitable for berthing. So when the ferry was built, Fenglin ferry ten miles downstream was selected.

A fisherman suddenly saw several dark shadows flashing under the water quickly, and immediately changed his face with fear. Look at the huge shadow under the water. It's as big as ordinary people. At the thought of the legendary river god iron headed fish on both sides of the river, the fisherman was almost paralyzed.

"Quickly, mother-in-law, quickly throw all the prepared pig heads, pheasants and lambs into the river! The river god has passed under our ship. Don't delay!"

The woman who had never seen the world was so frightened that she quickly threw the pig head and pheasant into the river. I saw a living lamb thrown into the water. Suddenly, a spray of water rolled and the lamb disappeared. The fisherman and his wife finally couldn't hold on. They fell soft on the boat almost at the same time and didn't dare to look again. I don't know how long it took. The two woke up and knelt down on the boat, praying for mercy with their hands together.

One of the shadows under the water seemed to be swallowing the lamb. After tossing for a while, he swam around the fishing boat. The fisherman who had just peeped at the past suddenly became stiff. Alas, he fainted with fear.

Fortunately, the shadow who swallowed the lamb didn't stay. After circling the fishing boat, he slowly swam to the other bank of the river. After a while, he disappeared.

The woman holding her husband's legs had long been soft and couldn't stand up at all. The man who grabbed her husband while crying woke him up. When the fisherman woke up, he found that his wife was still there and the fishing boat was still there. First, he breathed a long sigh of relief, and then the two held together and cried.

His wife looked into the distance while crying, but she found that there were several standing reed stalks on the river, drifting farther and farther with the dark shadow.

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On the official ship, Cui lueshang looked at the carriage abandoned on the shore with lingering fear. He suddenly thought of something and asked in a low voice, "have you brought all the wine and meat in the car? If the woman in red and the ferocious coachman knew that we didn't bring the wine and meat, we would be miserable..."

Xiang qingniu said solemnly, "how can I be afraid of those two people? The coachman doesn't have to say that I can put down twenty of them with one finger. As for the woman... You naturally know the reason why good men don't fight women! Of course... I've brought up both wine and meat for the sake of the stability and unity of the five of us."

Cui Lue Shangxin said why do you talk so much nonsense? It's so loud that you can't even fart loudly every time you see the woman in red. Maybe you have to shrink back

He sat down against the side of the official ship, looked at the waves in front of him and couldn't help sighing.

"What's the matter?"

Xiang qingniu asked.

Cui lueshang pondered for a moment and said, "although I don't know Fang Xie, and I don't know what the two people around him have to do with him, I want to share life and death. It's good to give these four to them. They share honor and disgrace together. Such feelings make me envy. If I have such friends... I'll die without regret."

Xiang qingniu glanced at him and said, "only people who are new to the Jianghu like you can say this stupid thing. The relationship between people is simple, which can be attributed to the word interest. If it is complex, it is nothing more than emotional fetters."

"Fetters?"

Cui lueshang was stunned and said that Xiang qingniu, a vulgar man, said this word is too remote. After a while, he suddenly thought of something. He looked at Xiang qingniu and asked in a serious and uncertain tone: "Taoist priest... Did you just say fetter... Or chicken Ba egg?"