Chapter 491

Name:Conquer the World Author:zhi bai
"Zhang Jiao... Why does a horse have four legs and a man only have two legs?"

The path boy asked seriously as he walked.

Xiang qingniu looked at him and said contemptuously, "because you have two legs and later became a hand. Many years ago, maybe you walked with four legs like a horse."

The path boy sighed and said, "if only I could walk on four legs like a horse."

Xiang qingniu hated him and said, "man is the primate of all things and the master of the world. As a person, you envy a horse... Xiaojun, have you been eaten by dogs in your practice these years? What can you envy about this horse?"

Taoist Tong Xiaojun moved the burden and begged bitterly: "teach me, don't you ask those soldiers for some horses to ride? Even if you don't ride, you can carry things... Why do you want a horse, or I'll take the courage... People are carrying a burden and the horse is idle. Teach me what you want a horse for. Do you deliberately torture me and Xiaomei..."

Xiang qingniu said solemnly, "Xiaomei didn't say anything. Why do you complain so much?"

The Taoist boy with Xiang qingniu on his back wanted to cry without tears: "it's not that I don't want to say anything, but that I'm too tired to talk..."

"Can you cheer up? I did it for your good."

Xiang qingniu said seriously, "we have passed the pass. Across the green gorge is the territory of Mengyuan barbarians. Your cultivation is terrible. You can kill you at will by a Buddhist disciple. Now you suffer for the sake of your future enemy!"

Xiaojun said, "I see. Zhang Jiao wants to make our bodies stronger so that we can win more points against the enemy."

"No, no, no..."

Xiang qingniu said seriously: "with your accomplishments, don't think about fighting the enemy. I mean, you two are so weak. Once you are caught, you will be abused by cattle and horses. You already have experience along the way, and your life will be less oppressive and painful..."

Xiaojun's mouth twitched and couldn't help saying sincerely, "thank you for your instruction!"

Xiang qingniu glanced: "you have the ability to speak your heart."

Xiao Junshan smiled and asked, "Zhang Jiao, are there bald donkeys everywhere out of Qingxia?"

"Bah!"

Xiang qingniu scolded, "you look down on the people of Buddhism. The people of Buddhism are well respected on the prairie. Those disciples of Buddhism usually live in temples to receive worship and rarely walk out unless necessary. Even if you walk on the prairie for a month, you don't see a figure who is on the table of Buddhism."

Xiaojun nodded and asked, "Zhang Jiao, what are the two white haired old men doing?"

Xiang qingniu looked at the Chen hum and Chen ha brothers in front of him, smiled proudly and said, "these two guys have been enlightened by me, but they are still like that. Just now I said that the male horse has 30 hairs more than the female horse's tail. They don't believe it, so they are counting the hairs behind the horse's ass."

Xiaomei was surprised and asked, "master, the male horse really has 30 more hairs than the female horse's tail?"

Xiang qingniu was slightly angry: "don't follow me. Go and be disciples for those two surnamed Chen!"

Xiaomei suddenly said, "you're lying to them..."

Xiaojun looked at Xiaomei like an idiot: "I said you've been stupid. You don't admit it yourself. The palm taught them to count the hair of the horse's tail, which is killing two birds with one stone... First, so that the two people won't nag again. Second, you can know how many hairs the male horse and the female horse's tail have."

Xiang qingniu sighed helplessly: "those horses are male horses..."

Xiaomei couldn't help praising: "teach your eyesight!"

Just then, the Chen brothers, who were counting the hair by the tail of the horse in front, suddenly stopped, because the stop was so abrupt that the horse who was still walking forward was pulled by the tail, and the horse couldn't help but turn back and hiss twice angrily. Xiaojun Xiaomei couldn't close her mouth with a smile, but Xiang qingniu's face couldn't help changing slightly.

"Xiaojun, Xiaomei, go back to qingleshan."

Xiang qingniu came down from Xiaomei's back and pointed to the burden on Xiaojun's shoulder: "I'm useless for gold, silver and jewelry. You can use it as your money to go back. I spent a lot of money on the way. I ate, drank and enjoyed myself. It's said that I was greedy for food and play in order to understand the Tao of heaven. But the rest is enough for you to hire someone to carry you back all the way."

"Why?"

Xiaojun and Xiaomei asked in unison.

Xiang qingniu tidied up his clothes and stretched out his hand to take up the golden band symbolizing the identity of the Taoist sect and tie it around his waist. Because his stomach is too big, he has been too lazy to fasten this strap before. I don't know why, watching him fasten the golden strap even with a bit of sincerity.

"Go away."

Xiang qingniu waved his hand: "after going back, tell Mo Ningzhi that she is the new leader of daozong!"

After saying this, he waved his robes and sleeves outward, and the two little Taoist children were swept up by a gust of wind and sent out. Twenty meters away, the two shouted at the same time, but Xiang qingniu waved his hands without looking back: "Go away, you've reached the entrance of qingxiakou. Don't you regret that you can't even leave a corpse in the capital and die before touching a woman? Tell Mo Ningzhi not to be proud of being a palm teacher. Keep a place for me in the spirit view. Maybe I'll go back to be a supreme palm teacher one day!"

With these words, Xiang qingniu strode forward.

I don't know why, the two little Taoist children looked at the fat figure and turned out to be tall and broad.

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"Just now I said I wouldn't casually see the people of Buddhism. I met such a big wave just out of Qingxia!"

Xiang qingniu scolded and led a horse forward. Chen hum and Chen ha followed him. Three people and three horses, without riding, walked towards the clear crowd opposite.

"Fight later, you two go first."

Xiang qingniu said as he walked.

Chen hum glanced: "why..."

Xiang qingniu held his stomach and pointed to his golden belt: "see this? It's a gold belt given by your majesty and symbolizing the leader's identity of Taoism. I'm such a big man. I have to do it myself if I meet some small characters casually? You two should be aware... Since Xiao Fang asked you two to follow me, you two should be responsible."

Chen ha nodded: "when will you call?"

Xiang qingniu said solemnly, "when you two can't fight."

Chen ha pulled the horse and looked at Xiang qingniu.

"At least, I have to meet a God or something. I'll do it again."

Xiang qingniu smiled: "identity, I have identity, OK?"

"Why?"

Chen hum suddenly asked.

Xiang qingniu was silent, and then said word by word: "this is a matter that can't make any sense. People in the Jianghu in the central plains are unhappy with the Buddha sect. People in the Buddha sect are wrong when they look at the people in the Central Plains. You just ask me why. I want to say it's God's will. You must think that blind chicken Ba is bullshit, so there are so many reasons for fighting?"

Chen hum thought for a while and shook his head: "no need."

Xiang qingniu said, "take out the word bar. It's all here. If you don't beat up the people of Buddhism, how can you afford us to come all the way."

When he finished saying these words, his heart suddenly felt sad.

More than ten years ago, the second senior brother traveled westward and has not returned to the Central Plains since then. A year ago, the eldest martial brother traveled westward, and no news came back. Now, he walked out of Qingxia. The four martial brothers, except Luo Weiran, went the same way. The second elder martial brother, who was praised by his master as the strongest in cultivation, failed to do anything. The eldest martial brother, who was trapped in a cage and then understood the way of heaven, also failed to do anything... Can I?

Xiang qingniu asked himself.

He took a deep breath and spat: "whether he can or not, fight first."

There are no fewer than 100 Buddhist disciples across the street. Even shepherds who have lived on the prairie for many years rarely see so many Buddhist disciples traveling together. Xiang qingniu was right about what he said to the two Taoist children before. The disciples of Buddhism rarely walk out of the temple in their own identity. They enjoy the food and money sent by the herdsmen. It is difficult for ordinary tribes, even Ekin, to invite moving Buddhist disciples to travel. A hundred and ten disciples of Buddhism appeared at once. If they were seen by the herdsmen, they would have joined the way to pay homage.

At the front were about thirty or forty Buddhist disciples in yellow clothes, and behind them were more than a dozen people in blue robes. These ten people carried a chariot and sat cross legged with a young monk in red robes. Beside the chariot were four monks in white, followed by dozens of monks in yellow.

Those who can be carried by other monks must have a high status in Buddhism.

"Would you like to say something first?"

Chen ha asked Xiang qingniu.

Xiang qingniu nodded: "naturally, I'm the leader of Taoism, okay."

Just as he was about to take a few steps forward to speak, he saw the young monk sitting on the chariot reaching forward and pointing low and saying something. Immediately after, the dozens of monks in yellow immediately rushed towards Xiang qingniu. Some people showed their swords, others showed their cymbals, and they were murderous.

"Oh, I can't stand my temper!"

When Xiang qingniu saw the disciples of Buddhism rush over, he couldn't help but say angrily, "I didn't even give me the chance to boast and force. It's annoying me. Don't move either of you. I'll fight the first one myself!"

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Chen hum and Chen ha squatted on one side and pulled out the withered grass while muttering: "this guy is really unreliable. He also said that he had an identity to let us go first. He had to take some before he started to fight and rushed up by himself..." mm-hmm, that's, it's really unreliable... "

More than 20 disciples of Buddhism came here in Mengyuan dialect. They were all lower generation disciples of Buddhism, but they also existed like gods among herdsmen. At this time, they saw a fat Han man wearing strange black robes and a golden belt, but they didn't hide and flash. They were angry immediately. In the prairie, herdsmen knelt down when they saw them far away.

A monk scolded in Mongolian Yuan dialect and asked, "where are you from? Why don't you give way! But Han barbarians?"

Xiang qingniu rolled his sleeve as he walked towards him: "son of a bitch, I'm your ancestor!"

After scolding, he felt something wrong again, and then spit hard. He scolded, and so did the disciples of Buddhism, but no one knew what they were talking about. Impatient, a Buddhist disciple threw out a cymbal ten steps away and went straight to Xiang qingniu. As soon as Xiang qingniu saw the action, he immediately smiled and said three words.

"Little landing"

Boom!

A huge foot with a length of ten meters suddenly appeared, which was formed by the collection of thick and surging vitality of heaven and earth. After the huge foot appeared, it fell quickly, and with a bang, it stepped on all the more than 20 yellow clad monks who rushed over.

More than 20 people were trampled directly into the ground.

"Pretend you. - shit."

Xiang qingniu glanced at the red robed monk sitting on the chariot and scolded, and his middle finger stood up towards the man: "Fang explained that this gesture is dry, and I realized a move. Fuck turn!"

As soon as his middle finger stood up, the heads of the twenty monks buried in the ground suddenly burst open, and the blood mist immediately filled the air, so cruel! This handsome and amiable fat man didn't expect to leave any room for his shot. But before it was over, a huge finger suddenly appeared behind the chariot and stabbed it hard.