The grasshopper full of lunch box jumped out, like a line of soldiers, towards Bruce Lee.
These are poisonous grasshoppers.
Bruce Lee has already installed the body protection software and is not afraid in the face of danger.
However, the whole carriage of people are boiling up, scared desperate.
"Hahaha, hahaha!" The middle-aged wizard showed a vicious laugh.
Bruce Lee has locked who is his enemy with his hand, and the curse software is installed on him. Seeing that the middle-aged wizard is very happy with his smile, he recites the curse in his heart.
The cursed grasshopper suddenly turns its head, spreads its wings and glides to the middle-aged wizard.
"Oh The middle-aged wizard was laughing with pride. When he was not careful, he made a mouthful of grasshoppers. He felt his stomach was tumbling. He was so sick that he couldn't help vomiting.
He got up quickly, rushed to the toilet, turned on the water pipe, and kept twitching.
People who were still frightened just now could not help laughing.
When the middle-aged wizard took another sip of water, Bruce Lee cursed him again and asked him to take a sip of water.
The middle-aged witchcraft thought it strange that he was drinking water. Why could he not help pouring water into his stomach?
However, when he had a mouthful of water ready to rinse again, he could not drink the water into his stomach by himself.
He could even feel the scene of grasshoppers struggling in his stomach, which made him feel disgusted.
Looking at everyone curiously looking at themselves, middle-aged witchcraft felt embarrassed and rushed into the toilet angrily and closed the door.
As soon as he entered the toilet, he couldn't help but want to pee. The middle-aged wizard zipped his pants and wanted to pee, but he couldn't touch JJ. Subconsciously, he looked down and saw that fear spread all over his body at the speed of cell reproduction, and his JJ disappeared.
"Ah He finally broke down and cried in the toilet. But crying is not the way, because he wants to pee, suffocating. However, there is no small JJ, and can not be scattered.
The middle-aged wizard knows that he has been cursed by Bruce Lee, but he has no ability to fight back. He has the heart to die. In the end, he had no choice but to stand on his head in the toilet and use witchcraft to shoot smelly liquid from his two nostrils.
After solving the problem in a strange way, the middle-aged wizard took out his mobile phone and dialed a phone call with a cry of grievance: "younger martial sister......
Bruce Lee uses the perspective software to see the sad scene of the wizard in the toilet, and laughs back and forth.
When he saw that the wizard had solved the problem, he stood up and went to the door of the toilet. At this time, the middle-aged wizard came out of the toilet with a painful face.
"Hey, hey, can you fight me? Quack Bruce Lee laughs twice, and the middle-aged wizard's face shakes with anger!
The middle-aged wizard swallowed all the way and did not dare to curse any more. Now their own JJ are gone, the most urgent task is to find "the other party's curse password" to lift the curse.
He didn't dare to drink any more water all the way for fear that he would urinate again.
The middle-aged wizard broke the curse code all the way, but he could not decipher it. He could not help sweating.
He thinks Bruce Lee's strength is terrible. On the surface, we can't see his ability, but in fact, it's unfathomable.
However, he has no place to vent his anger. He is really not reconciled. You know, he is the first wizard in the island. If you practice one more level, you will become a great wizard. At present, there is no big wizard in the island. He will be the first big wizard.
Who would have thought that the island's famous wizard with immeasurable future was easily defeated by a nobody in China.
This shame, he must come back!
The middle-aged wizard is much more honest now. He sits still in his seat and focuses on deciphering the curse code.
All of a sudden, eyes a bright, middle-aged witchcraft face suddenly realized the expression, curse password decipher success.
He touched it subconsciously, and the urinating organ came back.
"Hum, you curse me for deciphering! I'm not afraid! " After successfully deciphering the code, the middle-aged wizard got better. He forgot the pain and began to curse Bruce Lee again.
He closed his vicious eyes and said something.
"Dididi" a voice came from Bruce Lee's ear. He subconsciously looked at the screen of his right hand: cursed by the enemy, do you want to fight back?
Bruce Lee smiles and presses "yes" at random
"OK, curse success!" Middle aged witchcraft is very happy and thinks Bruce Lee is miserable this time. He looked at Bruce Lee in the distance as if nothing had happened, and he said with a smile in his heart, "hum, you have to be patient. Maybe you don't know that something is wrong with your body? Quack
Bruce Lee saw the middle-aged witchcraft smile, also smile, whispered, "you won't smile in a moment!"
As soon as he finished, the middle-aged wizard suddenly covered his stomach and looked at Bruce Lee pitifully with a look of fear and even help.
Bruce Lee, on the other hand, shut his eyes and relax.
The middle-aged martial arts master rushed into the toilet again, and had an impulse to excrete.
Bruce Lee's curse this time is: curse the middle-aged wizard has no p-eye.
When the middle-aged wizard came out of the toilet, his face turned pale. No one knows what disgusting strange behavior happened in the toilet just now. Bruce Lee also felt sick, so he didn't see it through fluoroscopy.
The middle-aged martial arts master is going crazy now. All his pessimism is written on his face.
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The next night, the train arrived at Fugui village railway station.
Indeed, Fugui village deserves its reputation. Even the railway station is several times larger than Xiaolong's hometown. The same is that the railway station is the same chaos, the sea of people, are to rich village gold outsiders.
Bruce Lee walked out of the railway station square with the crowd. He felt a little hungry, so he wanted to find a restaurant to have a meal.
When Bruce Lee came to a slightly secluded place, a group of guys with machetes immediately surrounded him.
"Hey, man, do you have any money? Borrow some money! " One of the tough guys who looked like big brother asked unkindly. He's also cuddling a hot, well-dressed, trendy girl.
"Well, I'm running out of money. How much do you want to lend me?" Bruce Lee has already installed all kinds of Magic Software in the classic on him, and now he is a superman.
"Oh, brother Mao, don't talk nonsense with him. Cut him down. People want to see it!" The fashionable girl looks at Bruce Lee with disdain.
"Yes The guy named brother Mao motioned his brother to go and chop Bruce Lee.
"Hey, wait! I have money Bruce Lee still said with a smiley face, only with a trace of embarrassment in his expression.
Because in the train to save people, and middle-aged wizard infighting, energy point used up.
With that, Bruce Lee takes out his wallet and goes to brother Mao with the money.
Bruce Lee approaches brother Mao, pays attention to the breasts of the beauties around him, and thinks, "Wow, big enough!"
Just as Bruce Lee is about to hand his wallet to brother Mao, he suddenly changes direction and reaches out his hands to touch the fashionable girl beside brother Mao. At the same time, the sound of "didi didi" comes from his ears, and the energy point is replenished!
"Paralyzed, dare to tease my girl! Cut him down, brothers Brother Mao yelled angrily.
All the software in Bruce Lee's manual has been intelligently installed.
When these brothers slash, Bruce Lee instantly becomes a kung fu master. Five minutes later, all the guys who attack are put to the ground.
Brother Mao's face changed dramatically. He pulled the fashionable girl who was also frightened around him and stepped back step by step.
"Don't go, man, you haven't lent me money yet!" Bruce Lee smiles amiably.
"Oh, here, here you are, here you are!" Brother Mao takes out his wallet and takes out all the money to Bruce Lee.
"Haha, it's good, it's good!" Bruce Lee is about to pick up the money. Suddenly, the pile of money is on fire.
"Caterpillar, do you have any prospects?" A female voice rings from behind Bruce Lee. When she looks around, she sees a hot island beauty supporting the middle-aged wizard to him.
"Master!" The caterpillar gave a respectful cry.
"Ha ha, I really don't know each other." Bruce Lee looks at the middle-aged wizard with a sneer.
The middle-aged wizard was embarrassed, "younger martial sister, let's go, let's go!"
"Elder martial brother, wait a minute. I'd like to have a look at this handsome man and see what he can do!" In fact, she has seen the process of Bruce Lee stepping on people in the distance just now. Through Bruce Lee's various behaviors, she speculates that Bruce Lee is not a wizard, but seems to have some special function.
The woman turns around Bruce Lee. Unfortunately, she doesn't find any superhuman ability in him. This makes her very confused. His constitution is ordinary people's constitution. Why can she curse her elder martial brother to death?
The more mysterious the other party was, the more she dared not act rashly. After a turn, she just talked and said, "it's nothing. It's just the Kung Fu of a three legged cat! Elder martial brother, let's go. "
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In the car.
"Elder martial brother, the strength of that young man just now is unfathomable. We can't find out his details!" The woman said as she drove.
The middle-aged wizard coughed and said, "I can't believe that a nobody in China is so powerful. I'm really knowledgeable.
"Elder martial brother, since it's so difficult, let's give up!"
"No, now I don't kill that boy for money, but for a bite of evil, for revenge, hum! I really can't. I have to ask my master out of the mountain! "
"Master? Master is haunted. Can you find him? " The woman sighed.
This pair of wizard brothers and sisters come from the island's Witchcraft class. The elder martial brother's name is Ichiro Yamamoto, and the younger martial sister's name is Keiko Kitagawa. They are the wizard experts invited by Mrs. rose to assassinate Bruce Lee.
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Bruce Lee uses the money he borrowed to eat and drink in a restaurant. After eating and drinking enough, he walks on the street of Fugui village.
Fugui village is divided into Hexi and Hedong.
The people living in Hexi are local people and rich people.
Hedong is home to migrant workers, farms and rolling mountains.
Bruce Lee is now located in Hexi, where there are residential areas, shopping malls, office buildings and so on. There are prosperous and rich villages in the city.
"Mom, one day, fence village will be as prosperous as Fugui village!"
When he inadvertently looked across the river, he was very surprised. Damn, the East and west of the river are in sharp contrast.
Living in the countryside, Bruce Lee thinks Hedong is more suitable for him, so he goes to the wide river, sees the boats with flashing lights in the water, and gets on a small boat.
About half an hour, to Hedong.
Bruce Lee looks at the vast farm and feels very kind.
On the edge of the farm, there are quadrangles.
"Mom, it's getting late. Where can I sleep?" Bruce Lee is wandering on the edge of the farm.
While talking to himself, Bruce Lee turns on the navigation to search the news of his sister-in-law Prynne.
It's a black screen. I can't find it!
"How can I not find my sister-in-law for the energy point I just got?" Bruce Lee gets annoyed. He seems to have a premonition of something ominous. Is his sister-in-law in danger?
At this time, a woman came face to face. Seeing Bruce Lee, she called softly, "Bruce Lee? Why are you
Bruce Lee fixed his eyes and was overjoyed, "sister-in-law? It's really you
"Little dragon!" Brandy flies into Bruce Lee's arms.
It's just that Bruce Lee doesn't see how strange brandy's smile is.
Suddenly, Bruce Lee fainted to the ground without a word.