Chapter 222

"I'm hungry. You look thin. I guess you haven't eaten bones for several days?" Asked Bruce Lee.

"Well, it's good to have enough now!" Zodiac.

"How about a deal? I'll give you the bone tomorrow. Do me a favor tonight! " Little dragon road.

"Woof, what's up?" Yellow dog raised his head and asked.

"By the way, are you a male dog?" Bruce Lee wants to make sure.

"I am male! Do you want to introduce me to a friend? Thank you so much Male dog way.

"Eh? Oh, well, I promise you, tomorrow will not only give you a bone to chew, but also find you a companion! But I want to borrow some of your dog spirit! " Little dragon road.

After the deal is concluded, Bruce Lee leads the stray yellow dog to the hospital.

Come to the hospital gate, security stopped, "sorry, sir, you can't bring pets in!"

"Man, let me in, I'll make it bow to you!" Bruce Lee points to the yellow dog beside him and says to the security guard.

"Are you kidding, man? How good is your dog? Is it better than the one adopted by our security team? " The security guard said incredulously.

Bruce Lee winked at the yellow dog and said in dog language, "the dead guard won't let you in. He has to kowtow to him!"

At this time, the security guard smiles and looks back and forth. Bruce Lee's voice is barking in the security guard's ear, because he uses dog language.

"I'll bite him to death!" Yellow dog is in a hurry.

"Don't be angry, just kowtow to him, for tomorrow's bone and partner!" Xiaolong advised.

"Woof The yellow dog sighed and kowtowed to the security guard. The security guard was stunned and sighed curiously, "Wow, God, this dog is so good!"

"Ha ha, man, it's time to let us in now, isn't it? Don't worry, I'll take it out in half an hour! " Little dragon road.

"OK, but you go in with the camera on your back, and don't let the central control see the dog!" The security guard said in a low voice.

"Well, thank you." Little dragon road.

With yellow dog came to director Lai's office, director Lai has fallen asleep, a sick face.

Bruce Lee closes the door, starts the treatment software, caresses director Lai's eyebrows with one hand, and caresses the dog's hair with the other. Suddenly, a stream of dog's Yang is transported to director Lai's body.

And this stray dog is still an old dog, with plenty of dog Yang and no discomfort.

After the delivery, Bruce Lee found that director Lai's face gradually improved, but a lot of white foam came out of his mouth.

"Ah? It's not going to happen, is it? " Bruce Lee cried, "master Lai, director Lai!"

Director Lai opened his eyes and opened his mouth, "woof, woof, woof."

Director Lai also seems to be aware of his voice, why do you want to speak, a mouth actually issued a "barking dog?"

Director Lai was so frightened that he fainted.

"Fortunately, anyway, the dog's spirit is harmless. As long as director Lai eats something good tomorrow and makes up for it, his dog's Yang will be transformed into adult's Yang!" Bruce Lee thought to himself.

After director Lai is cured, Bruce Lee closes the door and leaves the hospital with yellow dog.

"Hey, don't forget my bone and dog companion tomorrow!" Yellow dog barks after Bruce Lee.

Because Bruce Lee just removed the animal language software during the treatment, he didn't understand what Huang Gou said.

Yellow dog barks at Bruce Lee again, but Bruce Lee still doesn't respond.

"Damn it, cheat a few!" Yellowdog scolds and rushes towards Bruce Lee, as if trying to do his best.

Bruce Lee runs to the opposite side of the road, and Huanggou catches up with him. Unfortunately, a sports car rushes by. Huanggou has no chance to bark, so he falls into a pool of blood.

"Hey, how did you drive the car?" Bruce Lee yells at the sports car that has disappeared in a rage.

Looking at the miserable corpses on the road, Bruce Lee bowed, "I'm sorry, I hurt you!"

As soon as the voice fell, I heard a voice in the air, "it's really you. Today, I finally ended my dog's life and broke through the bottleneck. Ha ha."

"Who's talking, who's talking?" Bruce Lee looks around and finds no one.

At this time, there is a white crack in the air, and a Chinese man in black Zhongshan suit and black shoes appears in front of Bruce Lee.

"The true man? Isn't this the guy who fought with me last time? Isn't he killed by beautiful women with daggers? " Bruce Lee is very puzzled and thinks strangely.

"Ha ha, you must be very strange. Why am I a dog? Because I often practice, so the soul will not disappear immediately after death, so I practice the soothing formula to make the soul last forever. But the last level of the soothing formula is very difficult, and it is very boring. If I want to break through the last level, I must incarnate into an animal, so I become a dog. When the dog dies, I will break through the bottleneck and successfully practice the soothing formula. " The way of cultivating truth.

"Oh, I see. Congratulations on your success, but you're dead after all. What's the use of practicing soothing formula?" Asked Bruce Lee.

"I will not disappear if I practice the successful soul soothing formula. I am not afraid of all the things that ghosts should be afraid of, such as black dog blood and sunshine. In a word, I can live like a human being, but I have to dig and eat a baby's heart every month to keep my human form. Ha ha ha The practitioner laughs wildly.

Bruce Lee realized something ominous and stepped back.

"Hum, boy, you can't run away. Today I'm going to avenge myself!" The true man opens his teeth to kill Bruce Lee.

Bruce Lee starts to run and faces danger. He intelligently and randomly installs relevant protection software.

"Dididi" stealth software installed, Bruce Lee disappeared in the air.

Although the soul of the practitioner practiced the Requiem formula after his death, he still couldn't see Bruce Lee, so he cried out angrily, "smelly boy, come out for me!"

Bruce Lee grimaces in front of him and tries to hit him, but finds that he can't hit him at all.

Because he is now a strange soul. Although he has human thoughts and looks, he has no human body.

Bruce Lee has to turn around and go home.

On the way home, in order to prevent the Revenge of the practitioners, Bruce Lee has to continue to hide.

As he walked, Bruce Lee took out his flute and played.

Sanming fragrant corpse floated out of it. All he saw was a flute floating in the air.

"Hee hee, master, are you invisible?" Sanming Xiangshi asked with a smile.

"Yes, it was dangerous just now. I was invisible. Xiao Ming, I ordered you to send me home!" Little dragon road.

"Hee hee, good master, the old way, you close your eyes to count, count to twenty, open your eyes, and you'll be home!" Sanming Xiangshi said with a smile.

Bruce Lee closed his eyes and began to count.

On the count of twenty, I opened my eyes and found that I had been sent to the living room, but it seemed strange.

Is this my home?

Bruce Lee asked suspiciously about the Sanming fragrant corpse that had already floated into the flute.

Sanming Xiangshi said, "you have two homes at present. I thought you were going back to your sister-in-law and sister na?"

"This is where my sister-in-law and Nana live?" Bruce Lee looks at the environment in the living room again and feels a little familiar. After all, he has only been here once!

"Forget it, it looks like it's good here too!" Little dragon road.

Bruce Lee finds the switch in the living room and turns on the light.

It's very late at night. Bruce Lee doesn't want to disturb his sister-in-law and sister Na, so he decides to sleep on the sofa in the living room.

However, as soon as he lay down, he heard the strange hum of two women coming from his sister-in-law's bedroom, which was intermittent, depressing and happy.

"Eh? What about Shenma? Is sister-in-law with sister na? " Little dragon's heart itches.

He got up, went to his sister-in-law's bedroom, and put his ear to the door to listen.

"Well, sister LAN, it's very comfortable for you to continue to play with others. I'm so angry. Hateful Bruce Lee, with so many women, may forget us. Oh, cool!" Xia Chunna is humming / humming / chirping. It sounds so beautiful. The wind is extremely beautiful.

Bruce Lee suddenly remembers that he hasn't used the transparence / vision software for a long time in the manual, so he quickly installs it.

Eyes through the wooden door, suddenly eyes a bright, his eyes can no longer leave the bedroom.

Two beauties are playing games.

Xia Chunna's back against the wall, M-shaped, brandy holding a fake, in the small grape of Xia Chunna peak playing.

When the fake click on a small grape, Xia Chunna hit a comfortable thrill.

"Sister LAN, get it into the cave!" Xia Chunna can't wait to say.

At this time, in front of Bruce Lee's eyes, the sound of "didi didi" came from his ears.

Bruce Lee looks at Shoujing screen with chagrin: energy point is insufficient, please add!

"Drop the chain at the critical moment, really!" So Bruce Lee knocked on the bedroom door.

"Someone? Ah When they react, Prynne and chardonna scream at the same time.

The burglar proof door lock is tight, no one can come in, now how can someone knock outside the bedroom?

"Sister in law, sister Na, it's me, Bruce Lee --!" Bruce Lee has a bad smile.

"I'm scared to death. Who do you think it is?" Xia Chunna, relieved, dressed in a hurry and said, "dead Bruce Lee, you come in the middle of the night and want to scare us to death!"

Prynne also breathed a sigh of relief, but she immediately became nervous again and thought anxiously, "won't Bruce Lee hear anything? The most urgent thing is to hide the fake! "

Prynne hid it in the bedside drawer, and then dressed anxiously, too.

Finally, Xia Chunna and Prynne open the bedroom door and appear in front of Bruce Lee with red faces.

"Sister Na, you two sleep together?" Bruce Lee wants to tease them.

"I, we - how did you get in! We have locked the security door very tightly! " Xia Chunna deliberately changed the topic.

"I've got a key!" Bruce Lee lied. He was afraid that the lie would be exposed, so he quickly changed the topic. "When I came in, I heard something. Yes, it was the sound of an electric razor!"

Prynne and Xia Chunna looked at each other and knew it was the voice of the fake / second child.

"Bruce Lee, why did you come in the middle of the night?" Asked Prynne suddenly.

Bruce Lee went into Prynne's bedroom, sat down and said with a smile, "I miss you!"

When Bruce Lee put his hand on the drawer, Prynne's heart could be lifted, thinking, "don't open the drawer!"

Because that fake is hidden in the drawer. If Bruce Lee finds it, it's really shameful!