"Yes, Bruce Lee, you are so good! Cow
For a moment, everyone gave Bruce Lee a thumbs up.
In the eyes of everyone's worship, Bruce Lee comes to his seat smartly.
Mu Ting immediately turned around and asked curiously, "how did you do it? How wonderful
"Hey hey, Xiao Mu, if you want to know, admit that you have lost!" Bruce Lee has a bad smile.
"Well, well, I lost, I lost, tell me quickly, how did you do it?" Mu Ting asks curiously.
"Since you admit that you have lost, you have to fulfill your promise and invite me to KFC!" Xiaolong laughs.
"You, I'll slap you to death! You take me to the ditch! Whoever wins, please Mu Ting doesn't admit her death.
"Rogue, little shower gel is a big rogue!" Bruce Lee urged.
"I, hee hee, Bruce Lee, I'll treat you to pudding!"
"You are so stingy!" Bruce Lee has no choice but to cry and laugh!
In class, Bruce Lee received a note from Zhou Xiaojuan for the first time: "Hey, you look like a man today!"
Bruce Lee turns to look at Zhou Xiaojuan with pride. Who knows that Miss Zhou is listening to the class seriously and ignores him at all! I don't know if I'm sorry to pretend or -!
Finally, after a ten minute break, Bruce Lee lets Mu Ting invite him to eat pudding.
You know, the school flower's invitation is very precious and glorious. It seems that Mu Ting is stingy to anyone except her best friend Zhou Xiaojuan.
Can let Mu Ting treat, Bruce Lee is the first boy in our school!
In fact, if it wasn't for Zhou Xiaojuan, Bruce Lee would never have gotten to the highest level of "getting to know each other well" like fighting with Mu Ting!
In fact, Mu Ting regards Bruce Lee as a "good sister" who fights for fun to pass the boring time.
When Bruce Lee passes through the window of class one of senior three, he subconsciously peeks inside. He doesn't see the shadow of Murong Yuntian and Xia xiaorou. His heart suddenly lightens. Maybe they didn't come to class because of something!
As Mu Ting goes down the stairs, Bruce Lee follows her and jokingly shouts, "one two one, one two one!"
"Shut up - I'll slap you to death!" Mu Ting turns to fight Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee dodged and said with a smile, "this daughter-in-law is too tough. I'll take care of you when I get home."
Mu Ting scolded him: "shut up, who is your daughter-in-law! Dream
"Yes, it's worth dreaming that you are my daughter-in-law!" Bruce Lee has a bad smile.
Mu Ting blushes with shame, "dead Bruce Lee, you stink to be shameless!"
While fighting, they walked across the playground towards the opposite store.
Wang Ba and his brothers are playing basketball on the playground. One of them points to Zhang Ming in the distance and says, "boss, look, Bruce Lee!"
"Grass, yes, my opponent is in hospital. I'm so happy that I forget to settle accounts with Bruce Lee. Brothers, let's go!" Wang bahen throws away the basketball very much, takes a group of younger brothers to roar toward Bruce Lee.
Some of them yelled: "Bruce Lee, stop for me, our boss is coming to settle with you!"
"Grass, how stupid!" The bastard scolded angrily, "when you shout, it's strange that Bruce Lee doesn't run away!"
"It's not a good match, mom!" Sure enough, Bruce Lee started running.
Today's Kung Fu software failure, only 36 run for the best strategy!
There were seven or eight gangsters running after him.
The most dangerous place is also the safest place. Bruce Lee runs to the gate of the teaching office.
Wang Ba and others dare not rush forward.
At the moment, director Zhang of the education department is reading a book in the office, and Bruce Lee bravely knocks on the door.
Director Zhang looked up and said, "come in, what's up?"
As like as two peas, Mr. Zhang, director of class six in grade three, I just passed your office and found you reading, I was just like you. I love reading this book.
Bruce Lee suddenly approaches director Zhang, who is in a hurry to collect books. Due to nervousness, the books fall to the ground.
Bruce Lee stoops to pick it up. When he looks at the cover, it's ugly.
"Grass, what can we do? I didn't mean to see it Bruce Lee is constantly complaining.
Director Zhang's face is pale. If this student spreads this story, how about his own face?
"Your name is Bruce Lee? Which class? " Director Zhang suddenly asked seriously.
"Haha, director Zhang, I didn't see anything. Really, I'm highly myopic. Haha! Don't worry, I'm very strict, but sometimes I'm not! " Since director Zhang threatens Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee will die and become a living horse doctor. He also threatens director Zhang.
"Ha ha, Bruce Lee, if you have something to say, they are all smart people!" Director Zhang's attitude is getting better, "what can I do for you?"
At this time, the bell rang and the gang of bastards came into the classroom.
Bruce Lee was relieved, but with a simple and honest face, he said to Director Zhang: "Oh, I don't need your help now. If I need to, I'll find you, director Zhang. Goodbye, I'm in class!"
Looking at Bruce Lee's back, director Zhang is angry and helpless! Braid was caught, it seems that only take care of this boy!
Bruce Lee didn't go to the classroom. He felt the crisis. The gang of bastards must stop him after school.
Cat a MI, the hero does not eat the immediate loss! Bruce Lee gets angry when he thinks of being chased and blocked all over the campus.
Lao Tzu, the leader of a dragon group, is now arranged here by the blue blood people. He is also angry with the damned big bastard!
No, I have to start first.
So, Bruce Lee runs into the men's room, closes the door of the toilet, takes a small mirror and installs face changing software.
This is what happens in the mirror:
Bruce Lee's left face and Wang BA's right face are pieced together. They are neither fish nor fowl, like a strange person.
"Mom, I've changed half of my face. I'm scared to death!" Bruce Lee is in a cold sweat.
"Change, I change!" Bruce Lee screams in his heart, but it's still that half of his appearance stays in the mirror.
Again!
Bruce Lee is not discouraged.
If the change is not successful, then today I will definitely be beaten by the sea!
Finally, Bruce Lee becomes Wang Tao's face.
In the mirror, a proud face appeared, and Bruce Lee said to himself, "Damn it, son of a bitch, I'm going to avenge that foot! See how I plot against you
Then Bruce Lee will rush into the women's toilet.
However, what Bruce Lee didn't expect is that rushing into the women's toilet didn't bring the girl's scream.
In the women's room, there are several beautiful girls smoking together. When they see Bruce Lee's son of a bitch coming in, they all joke lazily, "son of a bitch, are you transsexual?"
Bruce Lee is in a daze. It's not effective.
Bruce Lee is about to go out for a few greetings. Suddenly, one of the beautiful girls with a good figure smokes and puts her other arm on Bruce Lee's shoulder. "Son of a bitch, are you still going tonight?"
Bruce Lee didn't know where they were going, so he said, "go, you have to go!"
"Ha ha, son of a bitch, you really have the guts. This Saturday at eight o'clock in the evening, the old place, at the entrance of the cobra, I'll never see you again!"
Cobra is a nightclub!
"Shit, that's awesome," thought Bruce Lee. "It seems that the relationship between Wang Ba and this beautiful girl classmate is unusual.
"OK, I'll see you soon." Bruce Lee wants to see what's going on between this beautiful girl and Wang Ba, so he agrees and goes out of the women's room.
No, I must make a fool of the bastard. Now I want to make a fool of him. I can't wait.
Bruce Lee suddenly sees the Four Eyed English teacher walking towards the classroom in front of him, so he has a plan.
Bruce Lee, who has changed into a bastard, goes up and pats his English teacher on the shoulder.
The English teacher turned his head, "Wang Tao, what are you doing?"
Wang Tao is Wang BA's real name.
Bruce Lee laughed in his heart and stared at her with the tone of a leader teaching the staff, "I said Miss Li, you should pay attention to the teaching method in the future. Don't lose your temper with the students all the time. Now the students are rebellious! We have to change it in the future. Do you hear me
English teacher a Leng, this Wang Tao is how? Did you eat leopard gall?
When Bruce Lee finished, he suddenly grimaced, "four eyes, four eyes, it's no shame to have a son! Quack
"Son of a bitch
The English teacher is famous for his big voice and his face is very blue!
The results are predictable.
Our poor real Wang Ba classmate was called to the office by the English teacher for a long time.
Then it was handed over to the head teacher to wash his face with smearing fishy son for disrespect.
Then he handed it over to the Education Office for criticism and education.
The tragedy is not over. Half an hour before school, the teachers still don't get rid of their grudges. Director Zhang calls Wang BA's father.
There was a scene where I took off my shoes and ran a marathon all over the campus.
As a result, Wang BA was exhausted and "dying".
Bruce Lee hiding in the dark, Di Di straight smile!
What a hell of a vengeance! Also whispered to himself: Wow, Wang Tao, his father and Liang Shan hero Li Kui really like ah!
"Hum, son of a bitch, let your son plot against me! Is retribution coming? Quack Bruce Lee has a bad smile.
Bruce Lee indulged in the magic of transformation software, unable to extricate himself, smilingly found Zhou Xiaojuan, said: "you go home first, I have something to go back later!"
Zhou Xiaojuan frowned and asked in a questioning tone, "Bruce Lee, what's the matter?"
Xiaolong said mysteriously, "keep it secret!"
Zhou Xiaojuan snorted, "it must not be a good thing! Go back and I'll tell your mother! "
"Mom, please tell me. It's not really my mom. I'm just playing someone else's life! I'm not afraid Bruce Lee thought.
Bruce Lee had the idea of making fun of Zhou Xiaojuan, and said with a smile, "you ask so many questions and care so much about me, just like my girlfriend. Did your father and my father order a baby kiss for us when we were very young?"
Zhou Xiaojuan blushed and stamped her feet in shame and anger. "It's not that. You talk nonsense. Hum, your kindness is like a donkey's liver. I'll never care about you again."
Then he added, "do you think I want to take care of your business? If your mother didn't want me to watch you, I wouldn't care about you! Hum Zhou Xiaojuan is pushing her bicycle and walking bitterly!