"Ha ha, don't be kidding!" Xiaolong laughs.
"Who the hell is kidding you! Dare to be my girlfriend! You son of a bitch, don't you? " Beautiful girl's words make Bruce Lee suddenly realize.
Tonight, it doesn't look like good luck!
This beautiful girl also likes girls.
"Actually I --" Bruce Lee complained endlessly in his heart, "Damn, I thought it was a date. It turned out it was a beating!" But now she's the only one, and I don't think she'll suffer.
"Brother Liu --" Beautiful girl called a sentence.
Bruce Lee has an idea. He breaks free from the entanglement of beautiful girls and runs away.
"Brother Liu, help me catch the boy who is a bastard!" When the beautiful girl shouts, more than a dozen young people from afar rush to catch up with Bruce Lee.
"Little broken child, stop for me!"
"Little bizizi, I caught you and took off your little brother! Do you think you're so bold? "
"Grass! I'm in bad luck! " Bruce Lee is running for his life like an electric engine. The sound of chasing after him is loud.
"What to do? It's over being caught up with me! Heaven and earth, please protect me from this disaster Bruce Lee prays as he runs.
Seeing a restaurant, Bruce Lee turns around and slips in.
Business is booming in the restaurant. The guests are busy greeting the guests. It's not surprising that they think Bruce Lee is a student brought by his parents.
Bruce Lee went from the first floor of the restaurant to the second floor, and then went into the bathroom.
Five minutes later, Bruce Lee regained his original appearance and swaggered out.
He saw that there were several bad people in the restaurant, still searching for the shadow of the bastard.
Bruce Lee digs and laughs, deliberately passing by this group of people!
This is a bad Saturday.
Back at home, Bruce Lee fell into bed, very comfortable.
Damn, it's too bad today. Now the software in the brain screen is invalid except for the transformation software. It's really bad luck that I was chased everywhere.
Really, what if I meet Murong Yuntian and Xia xiaorou on Monday?
On Monday, Xia xiaorou and Murong Yuntian still didn't come to class, which is just what Bruce Lee wants.
But at the same time, he also worried that the calmer he felt, the more turbulent the crisis would be!
Today, Wang Ba didn't even come to class. Maybe he got some bad news.
Soak the girl's girlfriend, the girl also know the people in the society, those people seem to be Hun Zi, Wang Ba, a student Hun Zi leader, naturally can't arouse the Hun Zi in the society!
Bruce Lee is safe for the time being.
This is not, after school, Bruce Lee hides in the toilet, closes the door, takes a small mirror, and opens the transformation software.
His appearance changed several ways in an instant, Wang Tao, Mu Ting, Zhou Xiaojuan, Li Junjun.
Finally, Zhou Xiaojuan's appearance is fixed on Bruce Lee's face. He wants to make fun of Zhou Xiaojuan.
Zhou Xiaojuan as like as two peas in the mirror, the clothes she wore were all female, and exactly the same as Xiaojuan wore.
"It turns out that Xiaojuan is really good-looking! It's a pretty girl, gaga With a small mirror, Bruce Lee looks at Xiaojuan's face carefully and talks to himself.
This is the first time Bruce Lee has really noticed Zhou Xiaojuan.
Before that, Zhou Xiaojuan always controlled him like a housekeeper, and Bruce Lee always regarded Zhou Xiaojuan as a gossip.
Naturally, Xiaojuan has a bad image in his mind.
Now, when Bruce Lee stares at the beautiful girl in the little mirror, his eyes light up. It turns out that the housekeeper is really pretty. Gaga!
Zhou Xiaojuan into the face of the small dragon god unknowingly out of the toilet!
After school, most of the students went home.
"Hello, Xiaojuan, why did you stay at school so long today? It's been a long time since school was over!" The sweet voice of Mu Ting came from behind.
At this moment, seeing the school flower standing in front of him, beautiful and moving, Bruce Lee is a little crazy.
Just thinking about how to answer her question, Mu Ting smiles her beautiful eyes into crescent moon. "No one can cheat me, Mu ting. Are you waiting for Bruce Lee?"
Then she took Bruce Lee by the hand and said, "Xiaojuan, don't wait for him. Shall we go to Xinhua Bookstore to buy learning materials together?"
"Er --!" It's so cool to be held by school flowers.
If Mu Ting, the school flower, knows that Zhou Xiaojuan is just what Bruce Lee has changed, she doesn't know her reaction, gaga!
"Well, well, without waiting for Bruce Lee, let's go to Xinhua Bookstore together. I'm just about to buy a learning material!"
"Really? Xiaojuan, that's very kind of you! " Mu Ting is very happy.
Just she saw Zhou Xiaojuan boy like bad smile appearance, Mu Ting heart a surprised, she how not like Zhou Xiaojuan?
I thought I was dreaming, but the girl in front of me was really like Zhou Xiaojuan. I was relieved just now. Maybe I was suspicious, ha ha!
As soon as Mu Ting is distracted, Bruce Lee wakes her up, "ting, let's go!"
"Well!" Mu Ting nodded and walked out of the school hand in hand with Bruce Lee, who turned into Zhou Xiaojuan.
Mom, it's really cool to be held by school flowers.
Xinhua Bookstore and school have only five stops. They take buses.
On the way, Bruce Lee wants to confirm her impression of herself, so she jokingly asks, "what do you think of Bruce Lee?"
Mu Ting looks at the little dragon who has changed into Zhou Xiaojuan, "it's the same as your opinion!"
"My opinion?"
"Yes, Bruce Lee is ignorant. He's a gangster and loves to bully you. Bullying you is bullying me. The most important thing is that he doesn't respect his teacher and doesn't have a boyish style. I hate him, too Mu Meiting road.
"What did you say?" Zhou Xiaojuan's little dragon can cry at once.
People in the bus look at Bruce Lee with strange reproach.
Mu ting a face embarrassed, "what's the matter with you, Xiaojuan, I and your view is the same?"
"Oh, that's what it is. Damned Xiaojuan, she looks at me like this!" Bruce Lee talks to himself.
"Xiaojuan? What are you muttering about? " Mu Ting blinks like the eyelash of fan to ask.
"It's nothing. In fact, besides being naughty and mischievous, Bruce Lee is pretty good! He is not only tall and handsome, but also filial Bruce Lee praises himself.
"Hum!" Now it's Mu Ting's turn to get angry. "I knew that your relationship with Bruce Lee is better than mine. I just evaluated Bruce Lee according to your opinion. You are so angry!"
"Hey, Ting, don't be angry. We are close friends! What is he, Bruce Lee? He's a boy. He has a lot of secrets. It's better for us to share them! "
Mu Ting is happy.
When they got to Xinhua Bookstore, they went straight to the middle school students' learning materials area. Mu Ting bought two copies and gave one to Bruce Lee. "Xiaojuan, this one is for you!"
Bruce Lee is right and wrong and says, "how interesting is that?"
"Oh, Xiaojuan, why are you polite to me today? I think you are strange today. You don't look like Xiaojuan I know at all, Mu Ting said in surprise.
As a result, Bruce Lee quickly took over the learning materials, with a bad smile in his heart.
As they walk out of Xinhua Bookstore side by side, Bruce Lee suddenly wants to pee and says to Mu Ting, "wait for me here for a while. I'll go to the bathroom!"
"Well, good!"
Bruce Lee turns and runs to the bathroom in Xinhua bookstore.
Mu Ting looked at his running appearance, in the heart and doubt sinus, "how does she run like a boy?"
But Xiao Long ran to the bathroom door and was stunned.
According to the current situation, is it better for him to go to the men's room or the women's room?
Bruce Lee feels down subconsciously, and his face is sweating. Thank God, his life is still there.
It's just the girl's appearance and body, the boy's physiology.
Isn't this a human demon? It's kind of scary.
Bruce Lee doesn't care so much. He rushes in at the door of the women's toilet, opens one of the urinal doors, closes it tightly and quickly solves the problem.
After the problem was solved, Bruce Lee ran out of Xinhua Bookstore and saw mu Meiting's back. He rushed over and took her by the hand, "ting, let's go!"
As soon as the words came out, Bruce Lee immediately realized that Zhou Xiaojuan's voice had become her own male voice.
At the same time, I heard mu Meiting yell, "ah - how are you? Bruce Lee, you let me go
Bruce Lee immediately realized a serious problem: it's the original shape!
Shit, so fast!
He's very alert.
Quickly let go of Mu Ting's little hand and clarify to herself with a smile: "I'm sorry, I read the wrong person and thought it was --!"
Mu Ting is mad with anger. You know, she has never been held by a boy. Today, she is holding hands with Bruce Lee.
If she likes him, that's all.
He pulled his hand, Mu Ting felt uncomfortable.
"You son of a bitch!" Mu Ting goes up to fight Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee's good man doesn't fight with the woman. He retreats frequently and accidentally bumps into an old woman. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!"
"It doesn't matter, young man. My old bone is still very strong, but I tell you, young man, if you want a girlfriend like her, you will not get along with your mother-in-law when you get married in the future!"
The old woman advised Bruce Lee, "my daughter-in-law is a good example."
The old woman takes Mu Ting as Bruce Lee's girlfriend.
"Hey, hey, thank you, grandma. I must have given her a break!" After being smacked and beaten by mu Meiting, she takes revenge with language.
"Hello, you are so beautiful. Who is your girlfriend? I don't think I'll like you if I don't look at your Thug's virtue. " Mu Ting apricot eyes wide open, Liu Mei upside down, hands akimbo.
"Gaga, women are all right and wrong. You say you don't like me, but you love me secretly in your heart!" Bruce Lee wants to tease the angry schoolgirl.
"You -- you're bullshit! I don't like you at all Mu Ting is so angry that she turns around in the same place.
"Gaga, you still say you don't like me. Why do you dance in circles for me now? I tell you, don't think you are beautiful, I will accept you, don't think you can dance, I will promise you, two words, no way Bruce Lee said with a triumphant bad smile.
Mu Meiting didn't expect Bruce Lee's eloquence to be so good. She was speechless and flushed.
Who knows Bruce Lee still refuses to let her go, "look, blush! Don't be shy
"You -- I --!" Mu Ting was so anxious that she burst into tears.