"Ha ha, elder sister, to tell you the truth, I saw him take a car and leave just now!" Little dragon road.
"Well, Lao Wang left me as a pretty girl? How is that possible? " But when the beauty thinks about it carefully, she remembers Lao Wang's strange life today and feels thoughtful!
She stamped her foot angrily“ Hum, a villa just disappeared
"Oh, it turns out that the elder sister seduced Lao Wang to send him his villa! It seems that Wang Tao's father is a money maker! " Bruce Lee thought.
"Kid, get in the car and we'll chase you!" The girl seemed not reconciled and slightly angry.
As soon as Bruce Lee got into the back seat, the girl reminded him, "Hey, kid, I'm driving fast. You'd better wear a condom!"
"Well --" Bruce Lee was stunned.
The girl realized that she had said something wrong, so she chuckled, "look, sister, what's in her head? It's not healthy. It's not suitable for children. Don't you hear me? "Ha ha"
"Well, I hear you. You want me to fasten my seat belt!" Xiaoaolong pretends to be stupid!
"Hehe, hehe, he's very clever and has a bright future!" The girl drove away.
The trees on both sides of the road fly back like electric engines, feeling like they are in a violent motorcycle game
In front, in front, in front, in front - in front.
There is an old man in patched clothes, but clean, squatting in the middle of the road - roast game.
The old man's hair is elegant, a bit like Hong Qigong, a handsome old man.
A flying pheasant was tested to be tender inside and scorched outside. The old man was so greedy.
He was about to send the roast chicken to the entrance when a women's sports car hit him and knocked the old man's whole body into the air With a loud sound, the old man's body fell on the front window of the car, and finally fell from the window to the ground.
"Ah The girl screamed with fright and turned pale.
"Hit dead?" When Bruce Lee understood it, the girl turned to him in fear, "I - I - killed someone! What should I do? What shall we do? "
"Get out of the car and have a look!" Bruce Lee suggested.
But the girl was afraid of the dead body, so she begged Bruce Lee to get out of the car and have a look.
Bruce Lee got out of the sports car and went around the sports car. He didn't find anyone!
"Sister, it's strange that there is no one!" Said Bruce Lee, puzzled.
"I don't believe it. Don't make fun of me. I'm going to jail if I hit someone dead. No, get in the car and let's run away!" Said the girl, trembling.
"Oh, sister, there's really no one. I lied to you. It's a puppy!"
The girl got out of the sports car, and she couldn't even see a ghost.
"How could that be? We saw an old man hit by us Bruce Lee and her beautiful sister look at each other.
"Sister, unless we don't run into people!"
"Ah, ghost!" The girl can jump into Bruce Lee's arms!
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The feeling of warm fragrant nephrite is really cool. You can feel the body temperature of the fragrance in your arms and the breath of wonderful people.
Bruce Lee's hormones expand rapidly and react immediately. He seemed to be in the clouds, on the air.
The young girl felt the physical changes in Bruce Lee's body and pushed him away. "Ah, kid, are you bold enough to take care of God? Are your teeth all right? Is that long enough? Is it strong? A little boy
Women are from the past, and they are naturally charming. Instead of blushing, they boldly stretch out their hands to pick peaches for Bruce Lee.
Now it's Bruce Lee's turn. He's a little embarrassed. He quickly dodges sanshe and says, "sister, don't touch it. It's very sensitive!"
"Wow, beauty!" I don't know when, the old man who was hit by a young girl suddenly appeared.
His two small black bean like eyes were staring at the pretty buttocks wrapped tightly by one-step skirt behind the beautiful woman, swallowing fiercely.
The fat roast chicken fell to the ground.
In the old man's heart, the beauty in his hand is far less than the beauty in front of him.
Bruce Lee and the young girl turn around at the same time and see an old man with a dirty face.
"It scared me to death. I thought you were dead!" Young girls are relieved.
"Old man, since you are not dead, then everything is OK. I have something urgent. Bye!" The young lady turned to get into the sports car.
Unexpectedly, the old man said with a smile, "beauty, don't go, talk to me!" Said, the old man also deliberately Shuai hair, is elegant.
Bruce Lee can see that when the old man was young, he must be a handsome man. Although he is old now, he still has the capital of "handsome".
Handsome old man!
The young girl scoffed at him and still wanted to open the car door, but the old man rushed over and stopped her, "Hi, beauty, it's a great honor to meet you!"
The old man tried his best to show himself in front of the beauty. Seeing a leaf on her head, he said with a smile, "beauty, don't move. I'll help you take down the leaf!"
The old man made a casual and skilful move, with two fingers of his right hand across the air. The leaves on the beauty's hair appeared in the old man's palm under his eyes.
Although women can't see this wonderful scene, Bruce Lee is stunned. Is this the legendary finger of Nianhua in martial arts novels!?
So the old man's image in Bruce Lee's heart suddenly became tall and mysterious! This old man, extraordinary, must be a hermit!
The young girl laughs. When the old man understands something, he says, "beauty, it's all the fault of that tree that leaves fall on your head. It's really disrespectful to the beauty. Let me teach it a lesson."
The old man looked at the branch of the pheasant on the ground and said with a smile, "I haven't used a dog beating stick for many years. Today I'm making a fool of myself in front of a beautiful woman!"
"Ha ha ha, old man, do you think you are Hong Qigong? You see too many martial arts movies, don't you The young girl was amused by the old man's serious appearance!
"Ha ha ha ha" the old man also laughed. He picked up the branch, walked slowly to the tree and beat it hard. As a result, the branch was broken, but the tree was safe.
"Ha ha ha! Old man, you are so humorous! I won't play with you! "
"Ha ha ha!" The old man also laughed.
However, the smile immediately solidified on the young girl's face. When the old man walked out of the tree a few meters away, the tree fell down!
"Oh, my God!" The young girl covered her lips and looked at him with an incredible and almost adoring look. She suspected that she was dreaming.
Bruce Lee is short of breath and excited. He knows that he has met a peerless master!
Now the software in my brain is invalid, and only transfiguration software can be installed. However, transfiguration software is difficult to solve the urgent problem. Why don't you learn some skills from this old man?
"Hey, hey, what's up? Beauty, be my girlfriend, I'll teach you Kung Fu! " The old man said triumphantly.
"Old man, do you want to eat tender grass? I do your girlfriend can buy me a villa, prime location! I will marry you Said the young lady lightly.
The old man disheartened and shrugged, "I have no money, only Kung Fu!
"Well, I want to have a figure and a face. As long as I want to, the rich man doesn't want to take it for himself? Is it necessary to learn kung fu? What's good for me to learn kung fu? " The girl said with a proud smile.
"Can you protect yourself from rogues?" The old man thought for a moment and answered.
"Ha ha, old man, you're out! I'm not talking to you! "
With that, the young lady got into the sports car, started the engine and went away!
"Hey, Grandpa, do you think I can do it?" Bruce Lee walks up to the old man with a smile.
"You --? Shit! You call me grandfather. Am I that old? " The old man was angry.
"What do I call you?" Bruce Lee suddenly had an idea and said with a smile, "call you uncle?"
"Why don't you know? So stupid, I never teach a fool Kung Fu! Call me brother, you hear me? By the way, my surname is Dugu. My single name is Hong. Please call me brother Dugu
"Dugu Hong?" Bruce Lee said in his heart: "the combination of seeking defeat alone and Hong Qigong? Shit, that's awesome. "
"Good, no problem, brother Dugu Hong is good!" Bruce Lee has a playful face, no face and no skin.
"That's right, little brother, do you know? I'm seven times a night! I'm in great shape! " The old man boasted himself.
"Hey, brother Dugu, I believe you. You're really good. By the way, how did you think about that just now? Shall I learn kung fu from you? "
"You --? No, you're not a beauty. What's good for me to teach you Kung Fu? Don't teach, don't teach Old man Dugu Hong refused very firmly!
"In fact, that woman is my elder sister. As long as you teach me Kung Fu, I will try to make you get my elder sister!" Bruce Lee had an idea and said shamelessly.
"Eh? It seems reasonable The old man is thoughtful! Walking back and forth in front of Bruce Lee, thinking about things!
"You can rest assured that as long as you are willing to teach me Kung Fu, I promise you to get her! You know what? My sister's a hit. She's charming. "
The old man gulped down his saliva as if he had made a decision! As long as you can let your sister accompany me, I will teach you Kung Fu! "
After saying goodbye to the handsome old man who is romantic, smart and obscene, Bruce Lee runs a long distance to find the bus.
It's unbelievable that there are hidden martial arts masters in this broken place!
What's more, the bus is full of people!
After Bruce Lee swiped his card, he tried his best to squeeze in. It seemed that he had squeezed into the "jade girl peak" of a tall beauty, soft and elastic.
Then came a curse: "little boy, have you taken a gun? To be reincarnated
Small broken child? I'm an adult, OK?
Bruce Lee glances at the seats in the front row of the bus, where there are several non elderly people.
But in front of him stood an old woman.
Is there any public morality?
Bruce Lee has an idea, so he pushes to one of the middle-aged women pretending to be asleep on the seat and coughs loudly on purpose.