The two majestic and firm jade peaks on her chest are squeezed into Bruce Lee's chest. The friction between the two grapes makes him feel like an ape, and he is awed.
Xia xiaorou faintly feels Bruce Lee's reaction. She is so shy that her face is hot. She gets up in a panic.
At this time, the wolf dog ran behind her. Xia xiaorou was so scared that she lost her face. Her arms softened and she staggered forward. She could press her hands to the place where "someone" was lifted.
"Oh, you want me to die!" Xiao Long cries out in pain!
Xia xiaorou is angry, resentful, angry and helpless!
She was about to collapse, squatting on the ground, whimpering.
"You girls are really strange. It's clear that you almost killed me. Do you still cry?"
"You said it! Sobbing, sobbing Xia xiaorou can't cry.
"Well, well, I won't say it. Don't you cry. What a big thing. You are still so conservative now. Let's go. I'll take you back!"
"I don't need you Xia xiaorou cried.
"Aren't you afraid of dogs?"
"Well, you'd better give it to me!" Xia xiaorou thought about it for a while, and the cry stopped suddenly.
Xia xiaorou is in the front and Bruce Lee is in the back.
One in front of the other and the other behind, they walked towards the bus stop.
Xia xiaorou always feels that there is a pair of obscene eyes staring at her, so she simply walks side by side with Bruce Lee.
"I'm a little hungry!" Xia xiaorou said quietly.
"That just let you eat the noodles under aunt, you still don't eat!"
"I, I saw Yuntian go away in a bad mood at that time, so I was not in the mood to eat!"
Xia xiaorou suddenly realized that she had let slip, and quickly explained incoherently: "my bodyguards are gone, what else can I eat?"
"What's the logic? What's the relationship between bodyguards and your meals? It's clear that you like Murong Yuntian, gaga!"
"No! It's not "Xia xiaorou is so shy that she hides her feet.
A warm current glides through Bruce Lee's chest. It turns out that beauty's coquetry can stimulate men's hormones!
Looking at Xia xiaorou, who has just wept, I feel pity for you!
Bruce Lee even gave a warm smile, "do you want to have an exciting dinner?"
"An exciting meal?" Xia xiaorou stares at her beautiful eyes.
Bruce Lee smiles mysteriously, "let's have a big meal!"
"Well, a rascal is a rascal. He doesn't pay for dinner, but it sounds fun and exciting! I grew up in such a big age. My life is regular. My clothes come to my hand, and my food comes to my mouth. My life is plain and tasteless. Then you can take me to an exciting dinner
Xia xiaorou is a little excited and floats up for a moment.
"It turns out that the daughter of Xia family is also so cheap, gaga!" Bruce Lee thought triumphantly, "OK, let her have an eye opening today!"
So he said with a smile: "but there's a condition. The premise is that you have to pretend to be my girlfriend so that we can have a overlord meal!"
Looking at Bruce Lee with a bad smile on her face, Xia xiaorou's eyebrows stand up and her Phoenix eyes are wide open, "rogue!"
"Well, since the eldest lady doesn't agree, I can't eat the overlord meal, and I can't help it. You'd better live your flat and tasteless life."
Xia xiaorou blushes, clenches her fist, bites her silver teeth, and seems to have made a decision, "OK, OK, I promise you!"
When they came to a restaurant, they saw several waiters chasing an old man begging for food. Even if they didn't give him money, they still spoke rudely. It's disgusting.
Xia xiaorou clenched her fist and said angrily, "immoral, hum!" Then she went to the old beggar and gave her a hundred yuan without saying anything.
Bruce Lee exclaimed, "Wow, rich people's money is not the same, charity is also so generous!"
"It's very pitiful that this old woman still comes to beg at such an old age. Don't you have a little pity? Pay quickly!" Xia xiaorou stares at Bruce Lee and orders in a princess like tone!
Without waiting for Bruce Lee to speak, Xia xiaorou is very unreasonable to search him.
"Hey, hey, are you reasonable or not? It's obviously robbery. I'm a common people, and I don't have money like you!" Bruce Lee is a little reluctant.
"Well, if you are as conscious as you are, is there love in this society? I don't know what's wrong with people now. They are greedy and selfish. A few days ago, I saw an old man fall down in the street, but nobody went to save him! Thanks to miss Ben driving her to the hospital, she was saved! " Xia xiaorou said justly.
"Gaga, then she's saved. You're finished. Is her family blackmailing you?"
"You, how do you know?" Xia xiaorou asked in surprise, "are you following me secretly! Well, you big rascal, you should follow me. What's your peace of mind! "
"It's no wonder that you are not blackmailed by such a mentally handicapped guy. Why am I following you? It's the old lady's family that sees that you are rich, and the hand that feeds you is the hand that feeds you! "
"I --!" Xia xiaorou doesn't talk and doesn't search Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee looked at the door of the restaurant and said, "you have to eat overlord's food. A restaurant that doesn't respect the old people must not be a good restaurant. Let's bleed them!" The two men met with each other's eyes and understood each other. They clapped their hands and said, "Yeah
"Act according to circumstances!" Xiaolong said mischievously, motioning Xia xiaorou to take his arm.
Xia xiaorou is reluctant. Bruce Lee laughs, "well, if you don't want to, then we won't eat!"
Xia xiaorou out of curiosity, this is very reluctantly holding Bruce Lee, fish in.
"Welcome A waiter showed a tired look, reluctantly said, his mouth also murmured, "it's three o'clock in the afternoon, how many still come to eat? Pig
This is a small restaurant with only about 30 tables. The consumption is also at the public level.
Bruce Lee and Xia xiaorou find a place near the door, which is convenient for them to escape.
As soon as they sat down, no one asked them. The waiters were busy collecting files, mopping the floor, collecting tables, and cleaning tables.
The most hateful one is the floor sweeper. With a mop, Zhang Ming and Xia xiaorou have to raise their feet to help her mop the floor, and their faces are longer than those of donkeys.
"Can I take your order?" Bruce Lee pretends to be angry.
At this time, a fat waiter came slowly to hand over the menu.
Bruce Lee ordered a large table of dishes in a row and opened his mind to the expensive ones.
According to the common sense, if two people order too much, the waiter will remind the guests that they have too much to eat, which will be wasted. But the waiter doesn't say anything, what Bruce Lee says and what she orders.
It's such a big table. It's full of fragrance.
Bruce Lee and Xia xiaorou eat and drink.
The funniest thing is Xia xiaorou. She drinks like a man and eats large pieces of meat. She is a charming girl, but she pretends to be a rude man.
Bruce Lee can't help laughing at her. Heart way: originally Xia family Qian Jin is so lovely!
It's no wonder that Xia xiaorou lives a life of nobility without food and clothing. What she wants is boring.
Today, she felt very fresh and exciting when she ate the overlord meal. Although these popular meals were not very delicious, the exciting overlord meal aroused her appetite!
When Xia xiaorou was eating, an inspiration came out of her heart. She laughed and cried sweetly: "husband, come here, daughter-in-law, feed you!" Put a piece of braised meat in Bruce Lee's mouth.
"Well, does she want to fake it and sing it?" Bruce Lee is flattered!
"Honey, is it fragrant?" Xia xiaorou suddenly asked in a soft voice, with bright eyes and charming eyes.
"Incense, incense!" Bruce Lee is so unprepared by Xia family's daughter that he still laughs in vain!
Xia xiaorou picked up a dish that looked like a black flower and called out: "husband, open your mouth!"
With that, she quickly put it into Bruce Lee's mouth.
"Well, bad girl, this is fennel, you play with me!" Bruce Lee yells that he's taken in.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He bent over with a smile, and then said in a low voice, "dead Bruce Lee, you have been teased by the young lady at last!"
Suddenly I saw several waiters standing in a row in the distance, staring at their only table.
Xia xiaorou signals to Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee looks over. Four waiters in uniform clothes stand there and stare at them. Their eyes are full of chasing customers.
Two people immediately you look at me, I look at your Di Di straight smile.
"Well, don't panic. Walk slowly. You should have momentum and be able to calm them down!" Bruce Lee stands up. Xia xiaorou holds his arm tightly, a little nervous.
They were about to leave when a voice came from behind: "Hey, I haven't paid yet!"
Xiaorou grabs Bruce Lee's arm nervously.
Bruce Lee turns around slowly and locks the waiter's eyes with a kind of domineering look. "Pay the bill? What's the order! "
It's natural for words to be spoken like a drum in the evening and a bell in the morning. They seem to be not paying the bill.
The waiter was knocked down and his mouth didn't close. I was stunned there.
Bruce Lee turns around and Xia xiaorou takes another step.
"Hey, the bill for dinner!" Another waiter ran up and said with the same boldness.
Bruce Lee and Xia xiaorou turn around again.
Bruce Lee pretended to be impatient and said, "call your boss over. Do you know who I am? If you don't know me, you'd better call your boss over! "
Before the voice fell, the waiter called, "Mr. Zhang, someone wants to eat without paying!"
"Stop shouting!" "Are you bored?" cried Bruce Lee! Did I say no? "
Then grope in the pocket for a long time, take out a dime note, throw it to the waiter, catch Xia xiaorou and run!
"Catch them and have a meal!" As soon as the waiter yelled, three waiters ran out of the food delivery department and rushed out of the restaurant. When the old beggar got in the way, he even pushed her to the ground.
Bruce Lee and Xia xiaorou are running fast, and three waiters are chasing them.
Xia xiaorou, after all, was a girl. After a while, she was very tired and panting, but she still laughed happily.
What a roller coaster experience!