Now Bruce Lee looks at him head-on and finds that this guy is funny. He has a round face, a crooked nose, deep eye socket, and he is mean with mean, mean with treacherous, treacherous with silly!
It's really a best, maybe a fool with low IQ, maybe a psychosis, but no matter what it is, he is really a master, unfathomable!
"Who am I? I'll ask you who you are Bruce Lee said jokingly.
"Me? You tell me first, and I'll tell you who I am? " The other side said childishly.
"You don't tell me who you are? How can I tell you who I am? " Bruce Lee laughs.
"If you don't tell me who you are, I'll beat you!" The other side said in a childlike tone.
"You hit me? If you hit me, I'll run! " Bruce Lee thinks the other party is very interesting.
"If you run away, I'll catch you. I won't let you eat lollipops or ice cream!" Talk to Han Doudou.
"If you have a cat, you're really an imbecile!" Bruce Lee laughs, "OK, OK, I'll tell you who I am. I'm Murong Yuntian's brother-in-law!"
"Are you brother-in-law? I'm Murong Yuntian's senior brother, so you're my brother-in-law, too! " The other side is puzzled and surprised to ask.
"Yes, I'm your brother-in-law." Bruce Lee's bad smile.
"Ha ha, I have a brother-in-law, brother-in-law is good!" The other side happily ran over and took Bruce Lee by the arm, "brother-in-law, can you help me buy something on Taobao?"
"This, this, I have something to do now, darling, can tomorrow do?" Bruce Lee said, and thought, "is this guy really a fool? Why can't I see when he kidnapped Xia xiaorou and me? "
"No, just today!" Bean said stubbornly.
"Oh, look who's behind?" Bruce Lee pointed at him and said.
As soon as this guy turns his head, Bruce Lee spreads his arms, jumps up and runs away!
"Brother in law, don't go!" Han Dou yells. I didn't expect that this guy can do lightness skill!
"Damn, are you so good at lightness skill? No way Bruce Lee jumps over Yuntian's villa in Murong, and then falls into the garden of another villa.
As soon as he fell, he found someone patting him on the shoulder, "Hey, brother-in-law, I'm here!" It's Bean's voice.
As soon as Bruce Lee turns around, he is surprised. This guy's lightness skill is not inferior to himself! fierce!
"Who are you?" Bruce Lee asked in disbelief.
"Hey, brother-in-law, I'm bean!" Bean said naively.
"Doudou? Why does it sound so cartoon? Who gave you your name Bruce Lee asked with a wry smile.
"My father is lonely! He used to love Mr. Bean's comedy, and then he thought I was a bit like him, so he called me bean! " Bean said with pride.
Bruce Lee is surprised again!
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Is bean's master Lonely Hong? So he's Murong yunxiaotian's and angry Fenghuang's elder martial brother?
By the way, last time I saw a picture of Lonely Hong. There are three apprentices beside him. It seems that someone is this guy!
He is such a fool and has such good martial arts skills. If he can be used by me? Gaga! Bruce Lee thinks badly.
Just then, a security guard came out of the garden of the villa area!
"Well, who are you? How did you break in! " This is no longer huatianlei's villa area, so the security guards don't know them!
"If you hit him, I'll help you go shopping on Taobao!"
"Really? Don't cheat Bean wants to pull the hook.
Bruce Lee really pulled with him in tears and laughter, then touched his head and said, "Dear Doudou, go!"
"Oh When the security guard didn't respond to the attack, he hit the security guard's chin and overturned his body in the air!
"Damn, cruel?" Bruce Lee is surprised. He urges the security guard to have nothing against him. How can he be so cruel?
The security guard who was overturned in the air fell into the pool with a plop!
"Hey, hey, brother-in-law got it!"
Bean smiles and claps his hands.
"Well, good boy, go with my brother-in-law, and he will go to Taobao to buy things for you!" Bruce Lee is sweating.
"Good brother-in-law!"
Bean danced with joy.
Fool's world is very simple!
"Follow me, don't miss me!" Bruce Lee jumps up with one foot, and his whole body jumps up to the top of the building. Then he spreads out his arms and runs between buildings and above trees.
Bean's Kung Fu is above Lonely Hong!
The lightness skill he used is a bit like that in the free roaring heaven formula, but it doesn't look like that when you look at it carefully!
Bruce Lee suddenly feel incredible, a low IQ fool, turned out to be a martial arts genius!
He is also the elder martial brother of Murong Yuntian and angry Phoenix. No wonder Hua Tianlei left him in the Hua family to manage food and drink. It turns out that they have other plans.
I'm afraid that a master can be driven by him. A little lie or a lollipop can be sent away. It's hard to find such a master with a lantern!
So, Bruce Lee leads bean out of the villa, and then takes him to the two rooms and one living room that sister peony rents.
"Brother in law, where's my sister?" Bean asked strangely.
"Oh, your sister is at work!" Bruce Lee lied to bean.
"Oh, brother-in-law, help me to buy things on Taobao now!" Bean said excitedly.
"Well, what do you want to buy?" Asked Bruce Lee.
"Inflatable doll" bean did not know the slightest blush to answer, his face with childlike innocence, and adult like cheap
At this time, Bruce Lee's phone rings. It's Hua Tianlei.
Bruce Lee presses the answer button.
"Doctor, thank you so much. My son's leg is fine, but why are you missing? How can we thank you! You say a few, want how much money, send account number to me, I let small strange call to you immediately Hua Tianlei said excitedly.
"Hey, money, I don't want so much. I have money, not bad money!" Xiaolong said with a smile.
"What do you want, doctor? I'll try my best to satisfy you!"
Hua Tianlei asked.
"I've been living in seclusion for a long time. I've become a bit lonely. Now I want to live a normal life again!" Little dragon road.
"Oh, I know. If you don't like it, how about working for my company? No errands for you, as long as you come to our company symbolically every day. In addition, if I have any illness, you can see a doctor for me, too! " Talk about Tianlei.
"That's not good. Don't you have a personal doctor?" Little dragon road.
"As long as Dr. long agrees, I'll quit him at once!"
Hua Tianlei road.
"All right then!" Xiaolong laughs.
"Really? Do you mean what you say? Doctor, I will dismiss my personal doctor now! When would you like to come to work? We welcome you at any time
Huatianlei is not stupid. If the daily chemical products they do, such as soap, shampoo, especially facial cleanser, can develop a kind of medicine, which will have an immediate effect, maybe there will be a more market. Xiaolong is a miracle doctor, and he will certainly be able to develop it!
"Well, in three days!"
Bruce Lee thought for a moment and said.
"Well, well, I'll meet you in three days! Then hang up! " Hua Tianlei happily hung up!
"Brother in law, who are you calling? Help me to buy something quickly!" Bean said.
"Well, why do you sell that?" Bruce Lee is a little embarrassed!
"As a toy, I think the doll is the biggest one! The most important thing is that she can inflate and act as a life buoy. When I was swimming in my uncle's house, I used inflatable dolls to act as life buoys. But the damned security guard stole my toys. He still kisses and gnaws on my toys. Hum, he dares to play with my toys, so I beat that security guard all over the floor to find his teeth. I hate the security guard! I will never let go of any security guard I see! "
"It turns out that he is for this purpose. It seems that I want to be crooked, too! What a fool! Fun Thinking, Bruce Lee asked, "do you have online banking?"
"Yes, of course! You quickly open the computer to order for me, how can I place an order is not successful, really
Bruce Lee turns on his computer, and bean lands on QQ and Taobao.
Zhang Ming saw the past information on Doudou QQ and laughed!
One of his chats with Taobao customer service is as follows:
Bean: shopkeeper, did I choose this temptation( (available)
Shopkeeper: - Temptation (shy)
Do you have an aunt( Large)
Shopkeeper: - Pro, the biggest commodity here is 26 years old.
Can you live to pay?
Shopkeeper: I'll try my best
-Do you have a corpse shop( Physical store)
Shopkeeper: - Pro, Taobao won't sell that
Bean: when are you angry( (delivery)
-When I give bad reviews!
-Can I have a tryst if I buy five at a time( Discount)
Shopkeeper: but it should be OK to have a meal.
Bean: bless me
Shopkeeper: - ah! I'm not a Bodhisattva.
-Bean: can you be a child prodigy( (Shentong)
-Shopkeeper: pro, we do business, we don't sell children
-Bean: I have a question to kiss you
-Shopkeeper: ah, that's not good. They have boyfriends!
After reading this chat record, Bruce Lee can't stand up straight. Bean is really the best!
Then, Bruce Lee easily placed an order with bean.
Bean was so happy, "thank you brother-in-law!"
"You're welcome!"
"Brother in law, I'll go back. I'll come to you when I have time!" Bean said happily.
"Well, OK, but don't tell anyone about today's events, or I won't play with you any more!" Xiaolong asked.
"I know, brother-in-law!" Just as bean is about to leave, Bruce Lee receives a distress message from peony!
"Little master, help! We are surrounded by bald people with guns at the foot of longevity hill near the airport. Help me!"
"Bean! Help brother-in-law fight, "said Bruce Lee.
"Fight? Good, good, brother-in-law, you don't know, I like fighting best! " Bean, rub your hands.
"Well, go with my brother-in-law!" Little dragon road.