"Eh? I'm a bodyguard, not a nanny. What do I do? " Bruce Lee carelessly sits in the sofa, picks up an apple and chews it.
"Xiaofeng, what's the matter with you? It looks like I'm in a bad mood! " Wang Ma stops her work and asks Lin Feng with concern.
"I, I'm fine!" Lin Feng is embarrassed.
"Wow, brother Lin Feng, good morning!" Bruce Lee smiles and greets him, "brother Lin Feng, did you sleep well last night?"
Lin Feng glared at him and didn't answer.
Lin Feng went to his room.
After Wang Ma and the nannies cleaned up, they went to the kitchen to make breakfast.
Bruce Lee curls up in the sofa and enjoys it. Whenever a good breakfast is served to the table, he stealthily eats up until he is full.
After eating, Bruce Lee gets up and goes out of the living room for a walk in the villa yard.
Half an hour later, Bruce Lee returns to the living room and sees everyone eating breakfast around the table.
Seeing Bruce Lee coming, Xia Qingxue asks, "Hey, why did you steal breakfast just now?"
"Hey, hey, I'm hungry!" Bruce Lee smiles indifferently.
"Hum, I don't know the rules. If I'm hungry, I can eat first?" Wang Ma stares at Bruce Lee.
"Tomorrow is my birthday. What program will you prepare for me? Brother Lin Feng's program is magic, you are all my bodyguards, you also prepare a magic, don't say you won't, if you won't, I will be angry, I am angry, I will drive you away! " Xia Qingxue deliberately creates difficulties.
"Haha, isn't it magic? It's a piece of cake!" Bruce Lee is careless.
"Well, I can blow it!" Lin Feng laughed.
"GA GA, it depends on tomorrow whether it blows or not." Bruce Lee's smiley face.
The next day, Xia Qingxue's birthday dinner was held in the banquet hall on the third floor of Tianlun Dynasty five star hotel in Huaxia Yunhai city.
In the absence of her sister, Xia Qingxue invited some of her best friends besides her high school teachers.
Because my parents opened many branches and were busy with their work, they didn't attend her birthday.
Around 7 p.m., everyone walked into the banquet venue one after another.
On the right in front of the grand stage of the banquet hall, there is one of the largest round tables, on which sits Xia Qingxue, the birthday girl, and their closest friends.
This is the VIP table.
As Xia Qingxue hates Bruce Lee, she lets him sit in the ordinary guest seat.
Lin Feng, who is also a bodyguard, is treated very well and stays with Xia Qingxue.
Before the banquet, it was some programs written and performed by friends for Xia Qingxue.
Guests enjoy the program while tasting high-end drinks.
"The next program is Mr. Lin Fenglin's magic show!" The host announced the curtain.
There was a lot of applause.
Bruce Lee laughs in his heart.
A mischievous plan rose in his mind.
Lin Feng's magic content is face changing. He runs to put on his costume backstage and prepares eight different types of facial makeup!
With the sound of gongs and drums, Lin Feng came to the stage wearing a red mask and began to perform!
Cover your face with wide sleeves, turn your head, turn around, change your face, and turn red face into white face.
Cover your face with wide sleeves, turn your head, turn around, change your face, and turn white face into black face.
Continuous transformation, applause everywhere.
"Wow, it's amazing!" Everyone was stunned.
Bruce Lee's smile is full of pique. He has a plan.
Lin Feng, who is wearing costumes on the stage, has successfully created his sixth face, leaving the last two.
Once again, he covered his face with wide sleeves, turned his head, turned around and changed his face, all at once.
"Ah --" Lin Feng screamed.
There was a bloody face.
Excited to scream, and Xia Qingxue seems to have a premonition of some ominous, heart thump.
However, everyone thought that it was Lin Feng who deliberately performed for us, so there was a lot of applause.
In fact, Lin Feng prepares eight faces, but Bruce Lee steals one in advance. But Lin Feng doesn't know. He thinks the eighth one is still on his face, so he goes to uncover it.
Finally, he exposed his own face with blood. The blood was stained on his sleeve, and the sleeve rubbed against his face again, so he became a bloody face.
Lin Feng was so painful that he screamed. We didn't know the inside story. We applauded warmly: OK! Not only the magic is wonderful, but also the scream is vivid, genius!
The pain in the heart, Lin Feng speechless, quickly embarrassed exit, from the hotel manager there to band aid, paste in the wound.
"I don't think that bloody face is real!" Xia Qingxue said anxiously while eating delicately.
"Hey, no, I think it's fake!" My best friend said with a smile.
"The magic just now is so wonderful. Do you still want to see it?" The announcer said excitedly.
"Yes The audience cheered in unison,
"Well, Mr. Lin Fenglin's magic is for you. You must be looking forward to it. I won't introduce it any more. Keep it mysterious!"
When the announcer finished, a girl beside Bruce Lee stood up and walked toward the stage.
"Yi? Look, this girl is Lin Feng's magic assistant Bruce Lee talks to himself.
When the music starts, Lin Feng, who is wearing a suit, has a band aid under his ear and pulls the shining girl out.
As the girl is so beautiful, everyone's eyes will focus on her as soon as she gets on the stage. Compared with the band aid under Lin Feng's ear, few people notice it.
According to the meaning of Lin Feng, the girl stood still.
At this time, Lin Feng began to play magic. He took out a coin from his pocket and said, "Hello, everyone. Please see clearly. This is an ordinary coin. Next, I'll ask my assistant to search my body to see if he has any magic props.
The girl approached Lin Feng and began to search him, turning out all his pockets.
"As you can see, I don't have anything with me!" The girl said, then stepped back.
Lin Feng showed a proud smile on his face, "attention, attention, the most wonderful part is here!"
He put the coin into his empty pocket and came out with a bottle of black tea in his hand!
Applause again like the tide!
"Well, thank my beautiful assistant, you can go down!" Thank you, Lin Feng.
With black tea in his hand, Lin Feng opened the lid and drank it in front of the audience.
However, as soon as the lid was opened, a smell of urine came to my nose.
"Paralyzed! Who changed the black tea prepared by me into urine Lin Feng's face is embarrassed, just want to close the lid.
Bruce Lee coaxed, "drink it, drink it!" In fact, this is another prank played by ANN xiaobad. Audience also began to coax, "drink, drink!" The audience thought it was a bottle of black tea.
Lin Feng was so embarrassed that he didn't want to spoil the party.
Besides, there are a lot of audience.
Lin Feng stands on the stage and has the heart to die!
"Drink it, this is a bottle of longevity black tea. If you drink it, it will bring good luck to Xia Qingxue." Bruce Lee yells below and takes the lead in coaxing.
"Ha ha!" Lin Feng showed a farfetched and embarrassed smile, and decided to drink this bottle of "black tea".
He closed his eyes, closed his taste buds, and his mouth closed to the mouth of the bottle. The pungent smell of bashing hit his mouth.
It's very painful, but the eldest lady's birthday party can't be sad. Therefore, he has to show his happy face, which makes people feel that he is willing to drink it, in order to bring good luck to Xia Qingxue!
He was so sick that he was about to vomit. After drinking it all in one breath, he left the stage and rushed out to the bathroom.
Come to the bathroom, open the water pipe, finally vomit! And then I started to rustle like crazy.
Xia Qingxue seems to see a trace of embarrassment of Lin Feng. She has a premonition of something ominous and stands up to find him.
Coming out of the bathroom, Lin Feng, with a miserable white face, saw Xia Qingxue. He was so wronged that he almost cried, "Miss, do you know what I just drank is urine! It must have been Ann's fault
"Ah --" Xia Qingxue is stunned, and the evil smile of Bruce Lee's mischief comes to mind. She asks Lin Feng with concern, "are you ok now, brother Lin Feng?"
"I feel very sick in my stomach now. I have to go to the hospital. Bruce Lee, you and I are irreconcilable." Lin Feng leaves the hotel in a hurry.
Meanwhile, the banquet hall on the third floor of the five star hotel.
As time went on, the banquet was coming to an end, and the students were busy toasting each other.
"Bruce Lee, thank you for coming to my birthday party. Come on, I'll give you a toast, too!"
With a faint smile on one's face, the waiter found a big goblet that contained red wine, and poured a bottle of Baijiu, which was provocative, and handed it to the little dragon.
"Well, you'll be surprised if you don't drink to death!" Xia Qingxue is very proud.
"It's a piece of cake!" Bruce Lee took it carelessly, and in full view of the public, he was bored!
"Wow, it's delicious. Anything else?" When Bruce Lee drinks it, it's not only OK, but it doesn't seem like he's drunk yet.
"Good drink!" Everybody clapped.
Xia Qingxue looks disappointed and glares at Bruce Lee. She lies in his ear and scolds him in a low voice: "you rascal, brother Lin Feng has gone to the hospital. I hate you!"
Bruce Lee, however, pretends that he can't hear her clearly, and repeats in a loud voice, "what do you say? You want me to be your boyfriend? "
Everyone was in an uproar. They believed it and looked at Bruce Lee enviously.
Xia Qingxue was so anxious that she almost cried, but she had to smile, "ha ha, he's joking!"
Suddenly, she seemed to think of something, showing a bad smile, and said to everyone, "next, Bruce Lee will perform magic for you!"
"Wow, and magic? Great, great The students are all excited! "
"Well, it's up to you Xia Qingxue looks at Bruce Lee gloating
"Ha ha, since everyone wants to see magic, I'll make a fool of myself!" Bruce Lee said to play, and the whole audience was at a standstill.
Bruce Lee smiles and faces everyone, "so, you just saw here, our little birthday girl Xia Qingxue is wearing a gold necklace around her neck! Now, please take a closer look. A miracle is about to happen