"How do you know everything?" said Bruce Lee
Hu Mei said: "dead man, of course. I learned it from tie batian when I followed him. Do you know that tie batian has a lot of devious martial arts. It's extremely evil. You are very evil. It's in line with your characteristics. In addition, the original magic pill in your body is also so weird. I think you should learn a set of evil skills and master it!"
Bruce Lee threw away his books, frowned and said, "but Xiaoxian sect has no evil martial arts."
"What are your strengths?" Fox asked
Bruce Lee laughs: "lust is not?"
Fox said: "I Pooh! What are your own shortcomings? "
Bruce Lee said, "Laozi is all good."
Fox said: "you are serious, I am helping you to find your own martial arts!"
Bruce Lee said, "Oh, let me see, what are my shortcomings? I can't think of it! " As he pondered, his eyes suddenly brightened and he said, "yes, do I have beriberi? I still remember how many times I took off the danger with smelly feet in fengyuelou
Hu Mei said: "well, I remember that tie batian had a set of evil martial arts, which was called" black devil's feet ". The way to practice was to soak one of his feet in the rotten corpse smelly water. At that time, tie batian also said that if he was born with smelly feet, he would soak one of his feet in the urine of a child born in the lunar month and boil it in the fire, After a series of training, it will be infinitely powerful! "
Bruce Lee was disgusted and said, "Damn it, is that ok?"
Fox Mei said: "do you want to practice? You have the advantage of smelly feet. I believe that after you are refined, you will be more powerful than the black devil's feet of tiebatian!"
As soon as Bruce Lee patted the table, he made up his mind and said, "OK, I'll practice!"
Foxy said with a smile: "well, go and get some boy urine."
Bruce Lee said with a bad smile, "use my own!"
The fox flatters a way: "I bah --, you are not long ago! Go to find a disciple outside the door and ask for some! "
Naturally, when Bruce Lee asks the boy to pee, he is ridiculed by his disciples outside the door. They say that this guy is really stupid. However, in order to insult and ridicule him, everyone gives him the boy to pee for nothing.
Bruce Lee sighs that there are so many children in the disciples of Xiaoxian sect! It's just that there are no children born during the lunar month.
As soon as he said this, the fire laughed at his stupidity and said, "Lin Yu, were you born in the lunar month? This fool didn't even know his own life, ha ha“
Bruce Lee was stunned.
After going back, fox laughs. Said: "you are the soul through, but you use Lin Yu's body to break the boy's body, I don't know if it's OK, then try it.
Black evil foot, black evil foot.
The first step of "cultivating Heisha's poisonous feet" is to sweat your feet. The more smelly you cover your feet, the better. It's better to produce rotten feet!
This first step, Bruce Lee can easily do. He was wearing airtight boots, in the green mountains and rivers, only to run, run, speed up their own speed. I just can't take off my boots when I go to bed in the dark.
For seven days. At night, when they take off their boots, Bruce Lee and Hu Meimei cover their noses.
Outside the door, a little green snake spat a red letter and crawled into the room.
Bruce Lee sits in front of a wooden basin filled with Lin Yu's urine. He takes off his boots and socks. In a flash, the little green snake turned around in a hurry, suddenly froth at the mouth, and then did not move, died.
Fox Mei almost fainted, quickly stepped up the strength of Wu nose.
Bruce Lee's right foot is soaked in the boy's urine, "zizizi, the boy's urine is rolling in the wooden basin, black smoke is rolling, stinking!"
Fox Mei cough a few cough!
The room was filled with black smoke and poisonous gas.
When he was young, the black smoke dissipated and the boy's urine in the wooden basin became calm.
The gas is gone.
Fox Mei cough a few more cough! Then he said, "let's burn the boy's urine full of foot odor till it boils!" Su Jingnan poured the urine of the boy in the wooden basin into the copper basin and made a fire in the small house.
Boy urine boiling, smoke around, like a steamer.
"Put the smelly feet in quickly!" Fox Mei covered her nose and urged her to say: "while boiling, the effect will be better!"
Bruce Lee flinched a little and said, "Damn it, it's strange that you don't burn your feet into a disability."
Fox Mei beat him for a while, and said: "dead man, you have the original magic pill to protect your body, and the beriberi layer upon layer to protect you. You won't be scalded. You just feel unbearable pain!"
"It's not your own foot, you won't hurt," said Bruce Lee
Fox Mei Huo to lift his right foot to the copper basin plug!
"Oh --" Su Jingnan howled like a pig, while Fox Mei had an idea. Her pretty face was slightly red, and she bit her fragrant lips slightly, and suddenly blocked his small mouth.
The soft, greasy tongue in his mouth, Explorer....
"Oh, --!" Bruce Lee's eyes are wide open.
Beauty's warmth is more than hot urine.
Bruce Lee's scream came to an abrupt end.
Fox kiss like a raging fire, such as the continuous flow of the river.
She had to catch her breath. As soon as she got out of Bruce Lee's lips, she cried out in pain.
Fox Mei once again blocked his mouth, warm and greasy jade tongue wriggling, entangled with Su Xiaolong. All of a sudden, they flashed scenes that they had been together.
The fox's face is like peach blossom.
Bruce Lee's heart is full of tenderness.
His right foot was red with boiling urine, like a fireball.
The next day, all the disciples of Xiaoxian sect vomited all day, unable to eat, and scolded: "I don't know who's smelly feet, stinking, and who's yelling in the middle of the night. It's hard to sleep!"
Bruce Lee chuckles.
In the evening, in order to prevent him from being discovered, Bruce Lee moves his cultivation place to no man's land.
Hu Mei still uses fragrant lips as painkillers.
So seven days passed. Hu Meimei is addicted to kissing. Bruce Lee's right foot has adapted to the boiling boy's urine and doesn't feel any pain. However, Hu Meimei pretends not to know and still madly gives him "pain relief!"
Bruce Lee pretends to be in pain and deceives her.
Now, the right foot has changed a lot, even off a few layers of skin, fox said, fast!
A few days later, the golden cocoon on the right foot was as thick as the fur of a wild boar. Strangely enough, these calluses are extremely itchy after being exposed to the sun. Bruce Lee keeps scratching until the calluses break and bleed.
Fox said, will soon grow old cocoon butterfly.
Sure enough, one day, a golden and illusory butterfly flew away from the cocoon.
At night, the warm current in the little dragon flows slowly, and finally converges at the right foot. Su Jingnan told Hu Meimei. Hu Meimei said, "your right foot is extremely poisonous. I'll give it a nice name. It's called Heisha devil's foot. It's terrible. How about Xuantian's right foot?"
Bruce Lee laughs and suddenly thinks of David Beckham's golden right foot in the global village, so he laughs: "you see my foot is golden, just call it golden right foot!"
Fox Mei ha ha a smile: "listen to the name, right, called gold right foot!"
It's strange that Bruce Lee's beriberi has disappeared for the first time. Foxy said, tomorrow I'll draw out the moves of the Black Ghost devil's feet in my memory. Let's improve them. The rest is up to you to practice by yourself.
Bruce Lee lay on the bed, touched his chest and said, "fox is charming, you are really my noble. When I have high-level strength, I will marry you!"
Foxy doesn't talk in his heart.
For a long time, she scolded: "dead man, I'm afraid you will forget me at that time! Ha ha
Bruce Lee said: "why, because you are in my heart!"
Fengqingzi brings the zombie emperor Chutian Pavilion back to Xiaoxian sect and is locked in the immortal cage. Since Chu Tian Ge and Zhong ling'er went down the mountain to look for Lin Yu, the missing disciple outside the gate, he made many mistakes. He was seduced to meet fox. This time, the body was refined into a zombie man and a zombie emperor by tiebatian. He could not help himself.
Fengqingzi, the elder who is in charge of all the affairs of the disciples outside, doesn't know whether to sympathize with him or punish him. Since there is nothing to do, give him to his master, elder Chuangong.
Chuangong elder is the elder who teaches the true disciples of Xiaoxian sect. His accomplishments are unpredictable. The disciples outside the gate had no chance to see him, nor were they qualified to see him.
The elder of Chuangong is called daoqingzi.
At the same time, the evil behavior of the Xuanwu empire in invading the Wu Kingdom angered daoqingzi of the Xiaoxian sect. He reestablished his disciples outside the gate to examine the contents of zhenzhuan's disciples: "those who assist the state of Wu and eliminate the evil army of the Xuanwu empire are qualified!"
As soon as this content was published, fengqingzi rang the bell outside the disciple hall.
Early in the morning, outside the hall of disciples outside the gate, on the huge square, there were thousands of disciples outside the gate.
Fengqingzi leaped onto the diamond platform, and the breeze moved his beard and robe. He glanced at all the disciples. His anger sank into the elixir field. He mentioned his true Qi and said aloud: "Dear disciples, I am a true practitioner. I have no right to interfere in the war in the world. But the Xuanwu Empire even used the evil army to launch a terrible war in full view of the public. Now, the elder of our sect has set up the rules for assessing the true disciples outside the gate: to assist the state of Wu, He who destroys the evil army can become a true disciple and practice excellent skills! "
Under the stage, there was a complete silence. Young faces passed by, and Bruce Lee was among them.
He was quite shocked, Takeo? Although he is the fake prince of the state of Wu, the emperor of the state of Wu did treat him as his own son. Now the state of Wu is in trouble, but he can't help. He hates that he has no strength to kill the enemy!
"Now I announce that the three thousand one hundred and forty-six arrogant people who have reached the metaphysical realm of martial arts will set out early tomorrow morning! Leng lie, Qiang Zimin, LAN juan'er, Dongfang Kui, Xue Yishan, Zhuge Xiaona