"Ah!" An agent beat his chest and shouted, "I can't do it. I want to kill him, really!"
"Captain!" Another agent begged Miao Ying excitedly, "this guy is too arrogant to teach him a lesson. Where will our face go in the future?"
"Yes!" Another agent urged, "just as the law is not responsible to the public, let's go up together and beat him, and then sue him for slander. What do you think? I can't stand it! "
The agents were so angry that they clenched their teeth and stamped their feet one by one.
Miao Ying also clenched her fist and banged. She wanted to beat Zhao Yu up now. However, after all, she is the head of a team. After seeing Zhao Yu's arrogance, she became more and more suspicious that Zhao Yu might come prepared, either with a camera or a bug. If she really beat him rashly, it might cause future trouble for herself.
However, looking at Zhao Yu, she scolded herself as a shrinking turtle and said that her serious case team was a bunch of garbage. How can she swallow this tone?
Finally, Overlord Hua Miaoying smashed his fist on the desk. Everything on the desk jumped more than a foot high and fell down!
After knocking on the table, the excited and eager agents suddenly quieted down, and the atmosphere was afraid to go out. Everyone knows that Miao Renfeng is very angry and the consequences are very serious!
"Zhao Yu! Don't deceive people too much! " Miao Ying said fiercely, "I'll make you die ugly today! Come on, how about fighting? What about the literary duel? "
"Ho, ha ha..." Zhao Yu laughed and said, "it looks like a hero among his children! Fighting is simple. Let's find a spacious place to fight to the death until we win. The winner is the king and the loser is the bandit! Life and death are destiny, wealth is in heaven! "
"Where's the literary fight?" Miao Ying asked again.
"The literary fight is a little more complicated. There are many methods, such as betting, learning samples, and meat eating!" Zhao Yu began to popularize his Jianghu knowledge again. "I won't say it if I bet! If you can learn, I'll do an action. If you can learn, even if you win! "
"What shit!" Miao Ying frowned. "Do I have to learn if you want to take off your pants and pee on the spot? Well, I'll make a move. Will you learn it? "
"Nonsense!" Zhao Yu roared, "you are a professional. If you have a back somersault and spin 720 degrees, I won't die?"
"How can that compare?"
"You can also break a big stone in your chest, lie nailing a fender, and pierce your palms..." Zhao Yu saw Miao Ying cross her arms, showing her annoyance, and said, "it's OK to eat more meat! For example, the goldfish in the jar, the toad in the pond, and the mouse in the hole! Let's eat it raw on the spot. Whoever can eat it will win! "
Hearing Zhao Yu's words, the agents faintly vomited and looked bitter.
"You... Can you say anything else?" Miao Ying was so angry that his eyebrows stood upright and his apricot eyes widened. "You are crazy to the extreme. Do you want me to call the mental hospital?"
"No, my six psychiatrists have been annoyed by me for seven. Save your worry!" Zhao Yu smiled unethically, "Captain Miao Ying, since Wen doesn't dare to come, let's have a good fight! No big deal, shall we sign a life and death certificate? I was killed by you. It has nothing to do with you, okay? "
"You!?"
Miao Ying trembled with anger. She really wants to fight with Zhao Yu again and teach this arrogant man a lesson. However, as the captain of the serious case team, once she really starts with Zhao Yu, even if she wins, she will be full of fishiness. In the future, the leaders will know that there will be no good fruit for her!
"What? Dare not? " Zhao Yu copied a stool like a rogue, sat down and crossed his legs, "if you don't dare, admit that you are a shrinking turtle!"
"Hum! Don't be arrogant! " Miao Ying said ruthlessly, "I'll teach you a good lesson in another place another day! However, today is international dog day. I'm worried that others say I abuse dogs! Ha ha... "
Miao Ying finally found a way in her mouth, and the agents quickly followed her.
"Shrink head tortoise, even shrink head tortoise, this is not comparable, that is not comparable, what are you..."
"Isn't there a bet?" Miao Ying interrupts Zhao Yu with a sharp light in her eyes.
"Bet?" Zhao Yu first pretended to look tight, and then smiled confidently, "OK... You say, what's the bet? Oh... But there are rules for betting! "
Miao Ying observed Zhao Yu's subtle changes and became more confident. She asked, "what rules?"
"The probability of betting must be one to one, and it can only be carried out when both sides agree!" Zhao Yu said, "for example, if you let me guess what color your bra is, the probability of my guess must be very small! So, you can only let me guess if your bra is red? Or are you wearing a bra or something? In short, I must have a 50% chance of guessing! This is called fairness and justice! "
Zhao Yu said that all the male comrades at the scene unconsciously swept their eyes at Miao Ying's chest. Miao Ying immediately turned red and wrapped her jacket tightly.
"Throw dice to guess the size and draw poker. As long as the probability is one to one, you can bet anything! However, if you are willing to gamble and admit defeat, no matter what you bet, you must both agree! " Zhao Yu added, "however, there is another rule, that is, there is a difference between host and guest!"“ Host and guest? "“ If I come to you, I'm a guest, so I have to put forward a bet! You can bet if you agree, and pull it down if you don't agree! " Miao Ying thought, since the bet must be agreed by both sides, you might as well listen to what he wants to play first“ OK, go ahead! What do you want to bet? What if you lose, and what if you win? "“ Well... "Zhao Yu pretended to ponder and said," or... Bet on the mobile phone signal! " what? Zhao Yu's proposal surprised the people on the scene and couldn't keep up with Zhao Yu's thinking rhythm“ That's it! " Zhao Yu took out her cell phone and said, "I can do Qigong. As soon as I do it later, all the cell phone signals of your whole police station will be blocked by me! HMM... I don't have enough skills, so I'll keep it for five minutes! " what!? Zhao Yu's words surprised everyone again“ I said, "what has really kicked this man in the head?" An agent whispered in the back, "isn't this typical neuropathy and paranoia?"“ Yes! " The other said, "what does he think of himself? Body shield? What wonderful bet is this? " Miao Ying also didn't believe Zhao Yu's words, but she thought more than others. She was wondering if Zhao Yu really came prepared? Did his domineering and flat clothes just now be used to confuse people? But on second thought, this is a police station. If you want to shield all the mobile phone signals of the police station, you don't just need a high-power shield. It's just a dream“ Captain Miao Ying! " Zhao Yu still pretended to be a fool and said, "just bet. Believe it or not, I can block the signal. If I win, just let me try Liu Pengfei!"“ Hum! " Miao Ying snorted coldly, "what if you lose?" Zhao Yu made a gesture of invitation, which means you say it“ Hum! " Miao Ying snorted again, "if you lose, you'll kneel in our office, kowtow and admit your mistake, and call me grandma!" This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.