Chapter 159

Looking at Yang Yaozi's iron donkey, Zhou Sanbao swallowed his saliva and thought that Er Gou must have bought it for him. It's still good to be with ER Gou. In the future, he will have to be iron with ER Gou.

"Er Gou, I'll be back as soon as I get your call." Zhou Sanbao's eyes were not right when he saw Er Gou. He immediately went to ER Gou's side to please him.

"Uncle Sanbao, I'm not talking about you. If you don't do business, you'll have women every day. You too..."

"Shh, Shh..." Er Gou's words scared Zhou Sanbao to death. Not to mention Xie Yinhua, there is a vinegar jar in the shop in front of him. If she listens to it, don't mention the small things like ear twisting. Next time we meet again, we have to kill him with her big fart drum. It's a life-threatening thing, Scared, Zhou Sanbao quickly took Er Gou and left.

"Er Gou, if you don't talk about it first, you'd better arrange something important first." While pulling two dogs to go, while changing the topic, scared sweating.

"Uncle Sanbao, in the afternoon, Vice Mayor Wang and director Chen of the agriculture bureau are going to visit Taoshuling. You can arrange for the whole village, men and women, old and young, to meet them on the road. According to the head count, I'll pay ten yuan for each one, and I'll pay for them."

"Well, well, it's easy to do. If you have ten yuan, who won't join in the fun? Ha ha, guarantee to finish the task." Zhou Sanbao was so crazy that he gave a gift to ER Gou.

Two dogs kicked Zhou Sanbao and hit him right in the foot.

"Ouch, ouch..." Zhou Sanbao put on an affectation and yelled. He knew that since Er Gou was kicking, he must have no longer annoyed him to do things with women.

"At three o'clock in the afternoon, wait on the main road on time, and then drop the chain for me and tell my aunt what you've done." Two dogs said half jokingly.

Scared, Zhou Sanbao almost urinated directly. This family is bold to steal people, but at home it's quite a master who is afraid of his wife. It's no joke. He cried and promised again and again“ Two dogs, you see uncle's ability to do things, to meet the higher leadership, uncle has a set, you can rest assured to me As he spoke, he strode away.

Looking at Zhou Sanbao's back, er Gou really couldn't laugh. Although uncle Sanbao loves to play, he is really a good hand at doing things. He really has the ability to be a village head for so many years.

In the afternoon, before one o'clock arrived, Zhou Sanbao took all the men, women and children in the village up the mountain. He set up a posture at the intersection of Taoshuling. Two hours before three o'clock, the guy called all the people. Even Zhou Shanshan's mother came. She didn't want to be a fool again this time. If she had money, it would be in vain, What's more, when Zhou Sanbao went to call her just now, he had another time with her in the Chaifang. She was all in comfort and excitement.

"Well, when the leaders come, we must shout welcome, warm welcome, we must shout together." Zhou Sanbao stood in the middle of the road, watching the villagers standing on both sides of the road shouting. He didn't know where he got some red ribbons and let the women standing in the front row hold them in his hands. He had to raise the red ribbons while shouting welcome. I don't know if this guy watched too much TV and took out all these tricks.

In addition to the welcoming team, Zhou Sanbao also knows the rules of officialdom. On such occasions, he must send souvenirs. Since he's here to inspect mountain products, he must send pure natural mountain products. It's said that people in the city like mountain products and say it's pure natural green food.

There are more than ten boxes of packed peaches, more than ten boxes of hickory, and hundreds of Jin of bamboo shoots. Zhou Sanbao tried to get all these things by himself. He knew that two dogs would not give less after the event, so he didn't ask two dogs, so he made everything complete.

In addition to these, Zhou Sanbao also arranged for a few women in the village who were slightly purple to wear big red satin, and planned to pass water and cigarettes to the leaders later. Although they were all dressed in flowery clothes in the mountains, they were also characteristic etiquette ladies. Among these people, Wang Xiangmei can be regarded as the number one. Standing at the top of the team, er Gou didn't want Wang Xiangmei to appear in public, but Wang Xiangmei must come and say that she is happy to help Er Gou.

Accompanied by the leadership of the staff, of course, Zhou Sanbao put himself as a matter of duty to arrange in, the other is the two dogs themselves.

The welcoming team stood on the side of the road almost scorched, the leader has not arrived, even two dogs have not appeared.

"Hey, I said Sanbao. Why hasn't it come yet? It's so hot." Just now, the very neat team scattered at this time. They all sat under the trees on the side of the road to get up and cool.

"Well, I'll be there in a minute. Hey, hey, I said you all sit down. Stand up. Stand up." Zhou Sanbao cried out for fear that the leader would not come too late, but the people on this side and the people on that side secretly hid under the tree.

Zhou Sanbao is the same. Originally, the two dogs had set aside half an hour for preparation at three o'clock. Although they knew that Zhou Sanbao was two hours ahead of schedule, they would stand there for two or three hours on this hot day. Who would have suffered? Fortunately, it was on the mountain and there was some shade or something. Otherwise, these people would have broken up early, if it wasn't for the sake of money, They don't stand there waiting like idiots.

At three o'clock, two dogs finally appeared and came slowly from the village.

Seeing the two dogs coming, the villagers were relieved to know that they must have taken the money. As long as the two dogs came forward, it was impossible to have no money.

"Uncle Sanbao, why did you come up so early?" Two dogs do not know the situation, one to the scene asked loudly.

"Well, I'm going to make preparations early... I've just come up." Zhou Sanbao is embarrassed to reply.

"Sanbao, you're full of nonsense. It's been two hours since you came up. It turns out that you're the one who made the ghost..." I don't know who yelled, and everyone immediately understood.

"Damn, it's killing me..." a young man called.

"Sanbao, I'm so hot. What do you think we can do..." a woman also said.

"Yes, you have to get rid of the fire for us..."

"What are you waiting for? Let's go together..."

A roar, a few black fat women rushed up, all of a sudden put three treasure pressure in the grass.

"Ah... What's the matter... Yinhua, Yinhua..." Zhou Sanbao was pressed by several black and fat women in the thatch. He was so angry that he cried out to his wife for help.