Chapter 273

This fake "Wuji chase and kill order" is just a bait used by gongzihai to attract the "masked man" to attack song Shuhang

"Really, don't you think about it? Will the order of endless pursuit be printed on ordinary white paper? Hehe Gongzihai controlled the fat middle-aged man and tore up the so-called "Wuji hunting order".

Then, he reached for the little golden hairpin behind his head and gently pulled it.

After Jin Chai pulled down, he was cut off from the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man, holding the golden hairpin, fell to the ground again and fell into a coma again. When he woke up, he thought he was drunk at most, and ran to this rooftop for a night's sleep. May also feel happy for having a little golden hairpin in his hand?

And in the room of song Shuhang.

Bai Zun's mouth slightly pursed, showing a trace of happy smile: "originally, it's the man of the Wuji devil sect. I've always wanted to find out where the headquarters of the Wuji demon sect is hidden This time, maybe we can find a clue. "

How simple is the spirit awe of Bai Zun?

In the morning of the next day.

Song Shuhang fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock.

He was a little tired from the twists and turns in the middle of the night yesterday, and he had a little more sleep unconsciously.

"Awake?" Master Bai turned his head and said with a smile.

At this time, Mr. Bai is turning on his computer while watching a movie in Shuiqun.

The movie is - lying, is the speed and passion series! Song Shuhang wanted to jump in and replace the movie with "safe driving traffic rules video" for Mr. Bai.

Then in the group, there are several seniors bubbling.

When master Bai turned to his side, song Shuhang happened to see the master of Qisheng Fu asking for help on the screen: "Taoist friends in the group, who can send me a Chinese teacher? How melancholy

"No..." Song Shuhang gushed as soon as he saw this.

What is sending a Chinese teacher to the past?

Master, the Chinese teacher is a human being, not an article. It can't be sent by express

Wait a minute, feather Rouzi and Su Shi a 16 are sent by express mail. Is it difficult, in the cognition of the elders in the group, express delivery can be sent?

The Dharma king of fortune: "what happened to the seven born Taoist friends? What do you want to send to the Chinese teacher? "

Sure enough, the group's elders are curious about "why should I send it to a Chinese teacher?" instead of "can a Chinese teacher send it?"? There are some problems with the understanding of express delivery!

This problem is so serious that it may cause death.

At this time, Beihe Sanren said: "in my memory that I haven't forgotten, I vaguely remember that you were on a small island in the world, teaching the local savages how to read? Is there a problem in the process of literacy? "

"Well, don't mention it. These savages stay like stupid dogs! I finally taught them to recite the Three Character Classic, and when I turned around, they forgot.

It doesn't matter if I slap them in the palm of their hands or hang them up to fight.

Up to now, these savage pronunciation is still completely nonstandard, and they often recite the wrong order. It has been nearly two months. They often recite the first sentence of "Three Character Classic": the beginning of human beings, grinding tofu! I've never taught them that before, OK Qi Sheng Fu Fu Fu Master collapsed.

His voice just fell, Jiuzhou Group 1 has an ID on the head.

ID: "I'm xiaodoudou, the owner of Huangshan Dafu." he said, "Wang Wang, Qisheng, I can't think I didn't hear that. What's stupid like a stupid dog? Bite you! Bark

Master of Qi Sheng Fu's Mansion:.... "

I'm xiaodoudou, the silly master of Huangshan: "Wang Wang, apologize. Apologize to Doudou and the demon dogs all over the world, or you will be killed!"

Master of Qisheng Fu Mansion: "the true king of Huangshan Mountain, your peas have come out."

The real king of Huangshan flashed quickly, but it was also a string of silent colons

Seven Sheng Fu Fu Master: "look at the name of your family beans."

Huangshan Zhenjun: "is it..."

Beihe Sanren laughed: "the pressure of the book mountain is great. Are beans around you?"

Crazy Dao Sanlang: "Doudou's ID, ha ha ha, I'm laughing at shits. When did Doudou become the master of Huangshan

"Beihe Sanren" Three wave friends. [goodbye, waving expression] "

crazy sword Sanlang:"

Crazy knife three waves: "I wipe, I directly copy bean ID send message, error."

The system prompt: [crazy sword Sanlang withdrew a message]

Sanlang quickly withdrew the first message.

Crazy knife Sanlang said quickly: "master Huangshan, you can see that I didn't mean to. For the sake of my unintentional mistake and withdrawing so quickly, please forgive me this time? " With a cute expression.

"Ha ha." "It's too late," said Huang Shan Zhen Jun[system message prompt: (* * * * * * * *) crazy sword Sanlang has been forbidden for 1 hour by the group leader Huangshan Zhenjun. It's too late, but it's only forbidden to use the sabre three waves for an hour.

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Bai Zun turned his head and looked at the chatting records in the group and nodded with satisfaction: "the Taoist friends in the group are still very happy. It's good."

"Happy?" Song Shuhang chuckled. He felt that this was the daily life of Sanlang: "wait a minute, master, I'll borrow the computer."

"Good." Master Bai stood up from his chair.

Song Shuhang quickly used Bai's chat account to input: "Doudou, where are you now! Immediately, immediately, bring the little monk back to me

I'm xiaodoudou, the stupid master of Huangshan: "I'm scared. I thought elder Bai was angry. It turns out that Shuhang is using the account number of master Bai? Tut Tut, Shuhang, you are so young and naive that you come to catch me

Then, I was the master of Huangshan Dafu, and xiaodoudou said: "elder martial brother song, I am fruit. If you don't beat my shit out, I can think about going back early! But you have to swear to the whole group. "

Song Shuhang clenched his teeth: "ha ha ha, you two are really good!"

I am xiaodoudou, the master of Huangshan Dafu: "catch me, catch me, just like Huangshan Dafu, you should have caught me back!"

Monk tongxuan from Yunyou said: "I'm sorry, but I don't know

Monk tongxuan of Yunyou: "facial expression of wiping sweat and expression of kitchen knife"

monk tongxuan of Yunyou went offline in silence.

When Guoguo, a little monk far away in the sky, saw the two expressions of master tongxuan, his face turned white. He forgot that abbot tongxuan was also in the group. What should we do? At that time, don't say that senior brother Shuhang is going to beat his excrement out. Master tongxuan will definitely beat his excrement and urine out!

Huangshan Zhenjun: "Shuhang little friend, Doudou and little monk fruit, I will ask people to bring them back. Well, first of all. "

Then, Huangshan Zhenjun changed the name of Doudou by using the group leader's authority.

Then, Zhenjun's great taboo was performed.

[system message prompt: (* * * * * * *) I am a loyal dog of Huangshan adults, and xiaodoudou has been forbidden for 1 day by the group leader Huang Shan Zhenjun.

Song Shuhang:

The reason why Doudou has become a teaser is that the real king of Huangshan has made great contributions?

The farce caused by Doudou finally ended with the ban of Doudou and crazy knife, with the young monk receiving a "pale face" set meal sent by master tongxuan.

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Master of Qi Sheng Fu Fu: "don't get far away from the topic. Doudou has turned the topic. Say ah, who can send me a Chinese teacher come over, urgent need! I don't know how to deal with these savages. If I go on like this, I feel that I will kill myself! The swords in my hands are shaking, and I'm almost at the limit of patience. "

Song Shuhang used Bai Zun's account number to reply: "remind me, elder, express delivery can't be used to send people. Chinese teachers are not goods. They can't be sent by express delivery You'll die

"Don't care about these details. I can't. It's good to fly a Chinese teacher over here! In short, help me solve this problem It is obvious that the master of qishengfu has been broken down by the savages.

"Who has invested in school industry? You can send a teacher over. I remember a Taoist friend in the group It seems to be drunk day? This Taoist practice is so weird that I can't remember his full name. Anyway, that's the one. Isn't he in charge of several school industries? From primary school to junior high school to university

Zuiyue, who was named as a hermit in zuiyue, said in silence

Zuiyue hermit is very melancholy. His skill is special. If he doesn't reach eight grades of Xuansheng, there will be no one to show up before him. Then, they are often ignored by Taoist friends in the group.

Before he knew it, he became the number one transparency in the "Jiuzhou Group 1".

No matter how he shows his sense of existence, no matter how he publishes various comments and materials in the group space, no matter how crazy he is in the water group, Taoist friends often can't remember him inexplicably.

Although I know it's the reason of my own skill, I'm a little melancholy

Zuiyue monk: "I'm sorry that I can't let you remember my Taoist name. Oh. I have a few schools in my hand, but it's summer vacation now, the teacher has already had a holiday. Let me get in touch with seven students. Maybe if the reward is good, there will be a Chinese teacher willing to go abroad to the island to teach savages Chinese But I can't guarantee success

"Thank you so much, Zuiyi Daoyou!" The master of Qi Sheng Fu's mansion was filled with tears: "great kindness and great virtue, I will never forget it."

Zuiyue monk: "Qisheng Daoyou, I am zuiyue, zuiyue! Alas Don't ask for eternity, just remember my name

At this time, after thinking about it, song Shuhang used master Bai's account number and said, "master Qisheng, did you teach savages to use pinyin?"? If you use pinyin, it may be easier to remember some words? ""Pinyin I forgot about it. " The master of Qisheng Fu family laughed twice. He couldn't help it. When he learned Chinese characters, he began to learn the Three Character Classic.

Song Shuhang silently mourns for those savages who have been whipped and hanged

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